#zongzhen huaien

[live-from-flaturn]

Meme You At the Blossom Pt... 3?

Two Part Finale:

for @guzhufuren

[airjemsfandump]

Good lord. I can't do this anymore. They're making me more insane every day.

[rapha-reads]

Oh, no. Jin Xiaobao is another cute puppy with endless kindness and love.

He's going to get horribly hurt, isn't he.

Huai'en stop lying to Xiaobao challenge. Eh. It's episode 5 out of 12. Guess we haven't even reached the real angst yet...

[hydrangeas-in-the-sun]

'Meet you at the blossom' fam, is there any info about XiaoBao and HuaiEn's birthday info? Like, actual dates... The book doesn't have it, and all we know is that Su Yin is older than Xiaobao by a few days, but no months or anything.

It's for science 😅

[sleepybabybees]

Paused on the untamed and mo dao zu shi train for a humble second-

I was also watching 'meet you at the blossoms' as well because it looked interesting from a clip I saw on YouTube-

DEAR GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING A ROLLERCOASTER EMOTIONS??

Honestly, I think my friends might be sick of my shit- I give these weird comments every so often, and they have to think I've gone mad. (I have, but that's a separate thing.)

My most commonly said thing whilst watching this (cdrama? tdrama..? Idk- Google isn't helping me. If you know- let me know please- i wanna be respectful) show has to have been - 'guys I can't do this-'

Would rate it a 4/5 stars. There were a few times when I got lost in the pacing, but overall, I enjoyed it thoroughly and would recommend.

You can expect a run down and review of 'the untamed' when I'm done too- also feel free to recommend other stuff like these for me to watch as well :3

[theoncomingchaos]

Chapter 6 of the Gothic Romance is here: Battle of the Princes

Su Yin returns and is determined to protect Xiaobao and his family. However, Huai'en's promise remains: he will return in one month to claim Xiaobao. Which prince will he choose?

[danmeigirl]

I swear the editing is so low grade in this drama that it makes you laugh in all seriousness 😅

No hate on the actors they did an amazing job! still not sure whether this was an experimental debut for Yunkai and few others or what because it definitely was low budget.

They had no money to spend on the Kung Fu instructors ( ´-｀)/

[onlyonewoman]

Jinbao looked up from the steaming cup.

"Do you miss home… Que Siming?" "Less now than when I first arrived." "I… I assume treating young master is taking a toll on you as well." "It does. But I don't regret coming here… Or staying." "We're all very grateful for your work with young master…" "Your master is just my patient, not the reason why I'm lingering."

[fiftysevenacademics]

How slutty is his ponytail?

Rating men's ponytails in wuxia/xianxia I've seen. Part 1. Part 2.

Zhang Chulan (I Am Nobody) 0/10

This is the most ridiculous, unslutty ponytail ever invented. It's almost as if a hairdresser enjoyed humiliating him. But this is how his grandpa did it when he was little, and maybe he keeps it that way to remind him of his yeye. If Zhang Chulan ever wants to lose his virginity, he's got to lose that ponytail first.

Gong Ziyu (My Journey to You) 1/10

Given that the first scene we see him in, he's chilling with a woman in a brothel, this guy really should have a sluttier ponytail than he does. His anemic, prissy little spout tells us he really does watch porn for the plot.

Zhou Zishu (Word of Honor) 1/10

This man cannot stop abusing himself, whether it's pounding poisoned nails into his body or deliberately choosing to wear this hairstyle, even when he's got the sluttiest man in the jianghu in his bed. If I were Wen Kexing, I'd hold him down and take a pair of shears to this mop and make him start from scratch.

Jiang Xiaoyu (Handsome Siblings) 2/10

This childish, bouncy, and unique little side pony is practically a character in its own right but not a very slutty one. It does suit his overly confident character, though, and could be sluttier if he would lose that god-awful fringe.

Gong Shangjue (My Journey to You) 3/10

Gege's no-frills ponytail and sturdy, angular guan want us to know that he is a dangerous man capable of violence and cruelty. Hot? Yes. Slutty? No. (Didi Gong Yuanzhi doesn't wear a true ponytail, so he's not rated.)

Murong Jinghe (Kill Me Love Me) 3/10

Like Gong Shangjue but with a more dramatic guan with a bigger hairpin to show that he's got a big dick and probably likes to fuck nasty. (I didn't finish watching this show, so maybe this isn't his best ponytail look.)

Lan Wangji (The Untamed) 4/10

Hanguang Jun's ponytail is as repressed by that ornate guan as his libido is by the Lan Clan's 3,000 rules. His ponytail screams "I am not a slut!" so loudly that it's a case of "methinks the lady doth protest too much."

Zhuo Yichen (Fangs of Fortune) 5/10

Zhuo Yichen is like a xianxia Mona Lisa. His ponytail is the equivalent of her suggestive little smile. Even when he's being brutally choked and his face stepped on, it still looks neat and tidy, like a painting.

Jin Xiaobao and Zongzhen Huaien (Meet You at the Blossom) 6/10

Canoncially slutty, Jin Xiaobao flaunts and tosses his hair and his golden guan and ribbon are an important part of the plot. His hair always looks like he just rolled out of someone's bed because he probably did. Huaien wears his ponytail in a more menacing manner and is kind of a dick about Xiaobao's hair ornament gift but in the end they agree that gays should have slutty hair.

[oscargender]

I love Jin Xiaobao!!! My himbo king!! Doesn’t take off his jangly jewelry when he’s trying to sneak around at night!!!!! Gives Zonzheng Huaien a little peck on the cheek while he’s getting choked out! Refuses to wonder why Zongzhen Huaien is always around at the same time as the assassins!!

[airjemsfandump]

They can never make me hate you, Zhongzheng Huaien.

(and by that, I mean drama! Zhongzheng Huaien. I couldn't care less about your book version. Sorry not sorry.)

[airjemsfandump]

Zhongzheng "They're your parents. How can I possibly hurt them" Huaien

Zhongzheng "I really don't understand. Why? They treasure my mother like a gem, but treat me like dirt" Huaien

Zhongzheng "I was born with sins, I don't deserve the good of this world" Huaien

Zhongzheng "The tighter I held on to you, the quicker I lost you" Huaien

[airjemsfandump]

My legit reaction:

[airjemsfandump]

Look at them.

They're so in love. It's disgusting. It's great.

They should stay that way forever. 😭