#zone 😡

[melancholiaincarnate]

hi i am a new follower and i am curiois anout that Hot woman oc thjat you and zone have btw zone is ssoooooooooo cool

get out of my ask box

[melancholiaincarnate]

this shit is rigged ???

[electric-plants]

crazy that star rail made jiaoqiu btw like yall expect me to just move on from him???? the most important and most special guy in the universe???????

[l0v3sickl0s3r]

solver delilah ermmm… she has a bunch of repressed emotional baggie i think u should run

[fnibble]

cant believe i got myself addicted to wow again

[ziggityzigg]

Me: 90% of the time i’m not even responsible from waking up at 2 PM.

//: What if you quit staying up just for them to text you?

Me: Yeahh, what iff.

[campgender]

the next person to put a random skinny man’s torso on my dash is getting blocked

[deactivated-deadpool-anon]

I HATE THE TIME CHANGE SO MUCH I UNDERSTAND WHY IT EXISTS BUT GOD DAMN I'M SO TIRED NOT TO MENTION I HAD A 3HR LATE NIGHT TALK WITH THE BESTIE WHICH WAS FUN BUT I DIDN'T GO TO BED TILL 3AM DUDE I'M SO TIRED I JUST WANNA GO HOME ( ཀ͝ ∧ ཀ͝ )

[eternalfics]

Hello! I hope you're doing well! I have a request if you don't mind. So basically, It's a Saiki x Psychic Reader where Saiki is stressed out and needs something to make him feel better so the Reader decided to massage his back. Since Saiki never really had anyone with the same strength as him, no one could really massage him. It's like that one episode in season one or two. Anyways, it's okay if you don't want to do this for any type of reason. Be safe, thank you!

saiki getting a massage from psychic!reader

a/n: I was wondering where did my request go like? ANYWAY TYSM FOR REQUESTING! please start requesting more pookie wookie 🤭 anyway you remember how I reposted that I’d do that little teasing photo (picturing saiki and reader) I’m gonna do like a little enemies to lovers kind of thing you get me? anyway I typed too much so let’s getting bloody started 😖

warnings: sneaky comments from me, toritsuka 😨

summary: saiki gets an amazing, beautiful, sensational, eye rolling massage 🥳

“no means no, y/n,” saiki said in your mind for the umpteenth time, trying to focus on what the teacher was saying even though he didn’t need too. he smart af

“oh come on! we both know you need it, especially after you used boulders to massage your shoulders.” you tried to reason with him only to be met with silence. You turn to Saiki with a confused look only to see him with a slightly flustered face.

“you just had to use clairvoyance, didn’t you?” “I always have to check up on my favourite psychic, don’t I?” you said teasingly.

more underneath:

so! 😀

saiki’s not too sure about this

i mean sure, your a psychic but you could be stupid like toritsuka and can’t control your strength like him.

saiki lays on his stomach on his bed, (you guys are at his house) slightly regretting saying yes to another psychic that he just met a few months ago.

you come in the room with a massaging oil, feeling proud that you finally got the psychic to give in to your request more like command

saiki doesn’t speak (hes secretly wondering why did he agree to this 😭). it’s not until you rub the oil between your hands, and then you start to massage him is when he lets out a soft groan.

you pause. you start to overthink, did you hurt him? does he like it? it’s only when saiki starts calling out your name that you zone in.

“why’d you stop?” saiki asked impatiently, clearly wanting you to continue. you opened your mouth to tease him but he shushed you quickly knowing that you would.

saiki’s surprised that he knows you this well even though he met you a while ago. well, he’s more of an observant person so that explains that. he wonders if you know him well too. (I know you well my pookie wookie boo 🥺)

“your lower back too?” you asked him, really just wanting to make him feel relaxed.. and safe.. and- focus y/n! “sure.”

you continued to massage saiki for a couple of minutes, thinking about if he would let other people do this to him aswell.

saiki was quiet, and you didn’t hear any thoughts so you leaned over to look at him. you were met with an adorable sight! saiki sleeping 😍. his light snores and breathing filled your ears.

unfortunately, people can’t live the easy way saiki. SMACK! you smack saiki awake and your met with an extremely pissed looking psychic.

“whats wrong with you? 😡”

“did you enjoy your massage? 😇”

“ugh..”

saiki groans but quickly gets over it because he realises has to pay you back somehow? mmm maybe a cafe coupon? a dat- nononono..

“what do you want in return?” saiki asked, his voice still a bit groggy since he just woke up. “oh nothing, you can pay me back later.” you replied calmly, happy you could be of service. these days your parents are on more business trips so your glad your not lonely 😋.

saiki gets up and immediately he feels the relief from on his back. just as he’s about to reach for the door handle,

“my turn!” 🥰

“you just said I could pay you back late-“

IM SO SOREY THIS TOOK SO LONG

[ddejavvu]

i have a secret let me whisper it to u 🤫

one time at work aaron hotchner gets caught lacking because he's too busy daydreaming about how badly he wants his hot coworker (you) to sit on his face and fucking suffocate him

pass it along 😮

me if my coworker was having sexual fantasies about me: 😡🤢😠

me if hotch was having sexual fantasies about me: 🤭💗💗💗💗💗

this post is 18+, minors dni.

Aaron's hands smooth over your thighs, fingers greedy where they tug at your flesh, spreading your legs apart so that you sink further onto his face.

You're looming over him, hands braced on the headboard behind him as he lays on his pillow. He's not worried about putting a towel under his head, he's not wasting a drop of the slick that's wetting his tongue.

Your sweet whines and whimpers flood his ears, only more motivation to drag his tongue through your cunt and flick it over your clit. You cry out at the sensation, hips jolting on his face.

"Aaron!" You cry, wanton and needy, "Ah-! Please, Aaron, don't stop, please don't stop!"

He has absolutely no intention to stop, he knows that. There's nothing he'd rather do than devour you, and his jaw begins to ache from how greedily he's mouthing at your sloppy cunt. It's overeager, almost aggressive, and the way you're writhing on his tongue means you'll finish soon. He needs to feel your cunt pulsate around him, needs the sensation of you quivering on his tongue, and as your thighs begin to tighten around his face, he feels his own arousal peaking.

"Oh god," You gasp, sitting upright as your hands fly to his head. You tangle them in his hair, forcing his head further into your cunt as if he's not already nose-deep. "More, more, Aaron, I'm close, I'm so-!"

"Hotch!"

Aaron blinks, eyes adjusting to the loss of his bedroom and the image of the bland white walls around you. Everyone is staring at him, some concerned and some amused. In between is you, curious.

"I apologize," He shifts in his seat, thankful that the edge of the table is covering his lap, "I didn't get much sleep last night. What were you discussing?"

"Decapitation." Rossi deadpans, "Remember, slit throats and pools of blood? You're not nineteen."

His slip-up seems to go forgotten as your team members grimace at new crime scene photos, but you and Dave are relentless. Where you offer your sympathy for his insomnia, and recommend an herbal tea that you use yourself, Dave corners him on the way out of the precinct to the latest crime scene.

"Amateur," He scoffs, rushing to keep up with Aaron's hurried stride, "If you're going to have detailed sexual fantasies of someone, do not zone out on their boobs!"

[melancholiaincarnate]

florence when she drives and she presses on the accelerator: im FLOREing it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ladies ladies im here all night ...

HAHAHA ! U SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

here's $10 for that lovely joke 🎉🎉🎉

[melancholiaincarnate]

SON ☹️☹️☹️☹️ I LOVE U MY SON ☹️☹️☹️

it seems people r confused ... florence melancholiaincarnate is not my mutual .... she ismy best friend and we chat everyday and she is the most understanding person in the entire world and without her i would be an unimaginably soulless being ....... so no ... shes not my mutual ... shes my saving grace 🙂‍↕️

[astroa3h]

mars through the signs ❤️‍🔥

Mars, that red, raging ball of energy in the sky 🔴, isn’t just about anger 😡 and conflict ⚔️. It’s the engine in our lives, driving our passions, our fights 👊, and those dark, hidden cravings 🖤 we don’t always admit to, even to ourselves.

Aries Mars: Fasten your seatbelt. Mars feels at home here, since it rules Aries. Making you a walking fireball. You're the person who goes after what they want, no holds barred. But here's the twist: this can make you a bit of a bulldozer in life and relationships. Ever felt that thrill from a bit of chaos? That's Aries Mars egging you on, pushing you to start fires just to feel alive. But in the heat of the moment, you might burn bridges you later wish you’d crossed instead.

Taurus Mars: Slow and steady, but when you want something, oh, you’ll get it. The catch? Mars is in detriment here. Meaning your desires come with a string of consequences. You might also find yourself stuck in a loop of wanting things that aren’t good for you, simply because they feel comfortable or fulfill a materialistic void. Ever caught yourself thinking, “Why do I keep doing this?” That’s Taurus Mars, whispering in your ear that change is scary, and comfort zones are there for a reason, even if they're lined with thorns.

Gemini Mars: Ideas, conversations, a quick wit – that’s your jam. But here’s the dark side: an insatiable thirst for newness can lead you to stir the pot, spreading rumors or jumping from one thing (or person) to another, never truly satisfied. It's like you're on a quest for something that always seems just out of reach, leading to a cycle of restless energy that can leave you, and those around you, feeling scattered.

Cancer Mars: Passionate and protective, you fight for your loved ones like a warrior. But that Mars energy? It usually turns inward, becoming moodiness or passive-aggressiveness. Mars feels very uncomfortable here because it’s IN FALL. Ever felt like your emotions are a rollercoaster, swinging from nurturing to spiteful? That’s your Mars in Cancer, a turbulent ocean under a calm surface, sometimes letting those dark waves crash out in unexpected ways.

Leo Mars: A heart of gold, with a flare for the dramatic. You want to be seen, loved and admired. But when the spotlight isn’t on you, Mars can make you a jealous monster, acting out in ways that shock even yourself. Ever done something purely for the drama of it all? That’s Leo Mars, craving attention and sometimes setting the stage on fire just to be the star of the show.

Virgo Mars: Perfectionist much? Mars here drives you to work hard and criticize harder especially yourself. But this can spiral into a dark place where nothing’s ever good enough, leading to anxiety or pointing out flaws in others to deflect from your own insecurities. Ever nitpicked something to death? That’s Virgo Mars, whispering that if you can���t control everything, then everything’s out of control.

Libra Mars: Peace, love, and harmony, right? Well, Mars feels a bit awkward here. Mars is in detriment in Libra. You strive for balance but can become indecisive, avoiding confrontation to the point where resentment builds up. Ever found yourself agreeing just to keep the peace, then seething inside? That’s Libra Mars, wearing a mask of diplomacy while secretly wanting to tip the scales in your favor.

Scorpio Mars: Intense, passionate, with a magnetic allure. You pursue your desires with a focus that can turn obsessive. Ever felt a desire so strong, that it scared you? That’s Scorpio Mars, diving into the depths of desire, where passion can turn into manipulation or power games, revealing the lengths you’ll go to hold onto what, or who, you want.

Sagittarius Mars: Adventure calls, and you’re always chasing the horizon. But that quest for freedom can lead you to run from commitment or responsibilities, leaving a trail of unfinished business. Ever felt trapped by the mundane, itching to escape? That’s Sagittarius Mars, whispering that the grass is always greener somewhere else, even if it means leaping before you look.

Capricorn Mars: Ambition is your middle name. You’re all about goals and success, you feel on top of the world most days because Mars is exalted in Capricorn! However, that drive can turn into obsession, where the end justifies any means. Ever stepped on toes to climb higher, then wondered if it was worth it? That’s Capricorn Mars, urging you to build empires, even if it means isolating yourself on that throne of achievements.

Aquarius Mars: Rebel with a cause, you fight for change and innovation. But sometimes, that fight can become detached, valuing ideals over human connections. Ever pushed for something radical, only to realize you’re standing alone? That’s Aquarius Mars, championing the future but sometimes forgetting that revolutions are fought together, not in isolation.

Pisces Mars: Compassionate and empathetic, you feel the world deeply. But Mars here can lead to escapism, where you avoid confrontation or hard truths through fantasy or self-sabotage. Ever found yourself dreaming of a savior, or using imagination to escape reality? That’s Pisces Mars, swimming in deep waters of desire, where the line between dreams and reality blurs.

xox astro ash ❤️‍🔥

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[yes-divine-ruler]

Obey by My Rules - Kai Anderson

x fem!reader

CW: bit of a long intro for context, oral (f receiving), manhandling, degradation, overstimulation, Kai ANGRY😡⁉️😩

wc: 2.5k

Kai wasn’t just mad. He was furious.

He’d spent a lot of alone time basking in his pent-up anger, waiting for any moment to strike. You hadn’t pissed him off intentionally. In fact, it was entirely by accident. You’d spent the afternoon eating and drinking with your girl friends. It started off fine. You made sure Kai could see where you were and knew who you were with days in advance. Kai was happy when he felt he held the reigns in your relationship. And a happy Kai, meant a happy you.

As the afternoon sky turned dark, you didn’t see the harm in a change of scenery. Your girl friends urged you to hit a new bar in town with them. One drink, you told yourself, and then you’d go home.

One drink turned into many, and soon you were giving random men the opportunity to drink shots off your body.

Kai couldn’t get you to pick up the phone, even after leaving a copious amount of angry voicemails. Most of which ended with “I’m coming to get you right now. Pick up the fucking phone, Y/N.” You were far too busy enjoying the attention to remember the purse you’d left tucked into the seat of your booth. The purse that had your measly mobile phone inside.

Kai drove thirty miles over the speed limit to get to your location in half the time. Even after being told he couldn’t park there, Kai left his car on the curb right outside the bar. He nearly bowled the bouncer over so he could cut the line and charge inside. With scouring eyes, Kai’s gaze finally landed on you. With clenched fists and grit teeth, he storms over to you and your girl friends.

A large hand wraps tightly around your wrist and yanks you up to stand. Your head turns in confusion, only to face the wrath of your, almost forgotten, boyfriend.

“I’m taking her home. Good job taking care of her,” it took everything in him not to explode in front of a big group of strangers.

As the cool air hit your face outside, you took a deep breath in. You hadn’t yet come to terms with the repercussions of your nighttime bar adventures. Not until you got home, and Kai didn’t let you sleep in the bed next to him.

Ever since, he’d given you the cold shoulder. It didn’t matter how hard you begged him for his forgiveness, he stood his ground.

It had been days since he’d last touched you and your body wasn’t reacting well. It yearned to feel the soft pads on his fingertips on your delicate, sensitive skin. But that didn’t seem likely in the foreseeable future. Kai was insanely stubborn, especially if you didn’t play by the rules.

There was one rule, amongst many in your relationship, that was torturing you the most. It wasn’t Kai’s right to ignore you, or the fact you were being blatantly punished. It was the rule that didn’t allow you to touch yourself.

After four long days of isolation, you wondered if he was ever going to let up. The devil on your shoulder tried to convince you he wouldn’t notice if you did. That he was too busy ignoring you to catch you. Especially since you knew he’d be fast asleep in a different corner of the house.

After another painfully silent dinner with your plan playing over and over in your head, you watched disgruntled Kai as he left the table. You waited until you heard the bedroom door slam shut to leave the table. You jumped at the chance to cover yourself in a blanket and turn the TV on for background noise.

Bringing your cynical plan into action, you propped your phone up against your chest and slid a hand into your dripping panties. You began to scroll through videos on the hub until you came across one that caught your interest. Setting the volume and brightness down as low as it would go, you zoned in on the action taking place on your tiny phone screen. Your fingers rubbed steady circles on your clit. The much anticipated sensation had your toes curling in your socks.

You bit down on your bottom lip to stop yourself from making any noise. Your cunt oozed with enough arousal to scoop up with a finger and smother across your beating bundle of nerves. Your eyes shut momentarily to enjoy the pleasure radiating from your core. Your mind fills with images of Kai and his glorious, naked body. The moans that left his lips as he pounded into you. You were so immersed in what you were doing, you didn’t even realise you’d moaned Kai’s name out loud. Until it was too late.

Your eyes shoot open, and you drop your phone in fear of what you’d just done. You sit up with a hand covering your mouth, waiting to see Kai appear from upstairs. You were so sure you’d given yourself away. Until he doesn’t come down the stairs after five whole minutes pass.

Exhaling a breath of relief, you settle back down on the couch, spreading your legs a little further than before. With the porn long forgotten, your eyes fall closed again. Images of Kai invade your mind, and your fingers work faster against your wet, swollen clit.

Without your knowledge, Kai had crept down the stairs to grab a glass of water. He wondered if you were still awake, and curiously, he pads over to you. The blood goes straight to his dick seeing you spread out and pleasuring yourself in front of him. He watches intently as you try and subdue your moans. He doesn’t interfere. Until he realises you’d broken another one of his precious rules. Until he pieces together that you were supposed to be feeling the weight of your actions right now. Not pleasuring yourself.

Kai takes a quiet step closer to you. He watches as your hips arch up off the couch. Your jaw goes slack and you begin to huff with small, soft pants. Kai waited strategically until you were right on the brink before he tore the blanket off your body.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” You hear Kai seethe from somewhere in the dark. You sit up suddenly, ready to apologise profusely for what he’d just witnessed. A devastating rule break that definitely wouldn’t be in your favour.

But a hand covers your mouth before you can utter a word, and you’re being pushed back against the sofa.

“I don’t want to hear another word from you,” his threat has your heart rate pick up.

“Understood?”

All you could do was nod in response, not knowing what was coming next.

Kai uses one hand to make quick work of your shorts and panties. With a hand still covering your mouth, he brings the panties to his face and laughs.

Your eyebrows knit together at his amusement.

“You’re soaking fucking wet,” Kai observes, before his hand is taken from your mouth and quickly replaced with the sticky, wet fabric.

“What were you thinking of?” Kai asks, tilting his head to the side, “was it me? Or was it those guys from the bar?”

Your eyes widen in surprise. Left bare from the bottom down and with a mouthful of your own panties, you try and reassure Kai that it was him, and no one else.

His arms wrap around your thighs and pull to situate your ass on the edge of the sofa. He spreads your legs and teasingly blows on your pulsing heat. Enough stimulation to have you squirming being previously so close to orgasm.

“You wanna break any more rules? You want to continue being a fucking slut?” Kai asks, ravenous for the dripping cunt before him but trying not to give in.

You shake your head furiously and keep your hands clasped by your chest.

“Good,” he glances down at the mess you made of the sofa cushion, “how could I have trusted such a worthless, needy whore to follow my rules.”

You gulp, still not sure what Kai had install for you. His dark eyes rake over your pained and confused face. Your pussy continues to clench in desperation.

“Since you wanted to cum so bad,” Kai starts, his grip on your thighs tightening, “then I guess I’ll help you.”

Your eyes roll into the back of your head at Kai’s next advancement. He’s buried his face in your pussy, his tongue lapping at the slick that continues to drip from your entrance. The softness and warmth of his tongue moves through your folds. His lips wrap around your clit.

You squeal into your panties as Kai begins to suck your taut bud into his mouth. Your thighs begin to shake shamelessly around his head. Kai’s mouth makes lewd sounds with your cunt as he sucks and slurps at your most sensitive parts.

Your eyes fall closed as you feel your release nearing. Kai continued to expertly work with his tongue, until suddenly, you’ve reached your peak.

Kai moans into your pussy as your hips arch off the sofa once more. Big waves of intense pleasure course through you with every lick of Kai’s tongue. You were so surprised Kai let you ride out your orgasm after disobeying him so many times, that you wanted to remove the obstruction from your mouth just to thank him. Until you realise he’s not stopping, even long after you were done.

“Hmm!” Your objection comes out muffled as you try to sit yourself up and close your legs.

Your clit feels like it’s on fire as Kai continues to suck on it.

Your hand falls in his hair and tries to tug his face away from your abused cunt desperately. It doesn’t sit well with Kai, who resurfaces to push you back down against the backrest of the sofa.

“Did you really think I’d just let you cum once and leave?” He shakes his head and lets out a low laugh, “no, Y/N, you’re gonna keep cumming until you cant put together a coherent thought; let alone a sentence.”

You whine desperately as Kai rests on his knees to tug your tank top over your head. Your tits bounce freely from your shirt and your nipples harden from the cold air. Kai uses your tank top as makeshift restraints by forcing you forward and tying your wrists behind your back. Even with all your strength, you couldn’t break free from it. You were completely helpless.

“Try disobeying me now,” Kai settles back down between your legs and spreads them far apart. You shake your head in protest as Kai dives in to get another taste of your arousal.

The oversensitivity is borderline unbearable. You thrash against the restraints. Your eyes squeeze closed in discomfort as shocks pulse through you from your cunt. Kai takes the opportunity to plunge two fingers into your needy pussy. Your walls invite him in, fitting snuggly against his digits as he thrusts them in and out of you.

The first tear falls from your eye, followed by many more. Your body shakes as Kai curls his fingers up to meet your spongey, sweet spot. His abuses it with his fingertips while his tongue continues to lick and suck at your tiny, sore clit.

Your second orgasm washes over you as you sob into your panties. Kai hums contently as your cunt gushes with a bountiful amount of your wetness.

“Mm~Kai!” You try your hardest to speak to deter him away from the apex of your thighs.

Kai tuts and shakes his head. He ignores your desperate pleas as his tongue slides through your folds. His fingers don’t ease up, thrusting into you as he finally detaches his tongue.

“You’ve got more, I know you do,” Kai’s fingers continue to curl up towards your throbbing g spot. The blood nearly completely drains from your face as you shake your head. Kai grunts, removing his drenched fingers from your pussy and speedily rubbing them over your clit.

Another round of intense pleasure surges through you as you reach your third orgasm. Kai’s face lights up as you release in small spurts. He watched as it trickles down his fingers and palm and onto the sofa.

“You’re finally being a good girl for me,” Kai shakes his hand over your drenched cunt, before his fingers dig back inside you again.

You lay limply with a tear stained face as Kai works his fingers against your sensitive walls. He spits directly onto your throbbing clit, and with his other hand, toys with it between his fingers.

You lay motionless with your legs spread wide apart, not a single thought processing in your mind. Your pussy begs to be left alone, but Kai almost has want he wants.

“Is my little girl tired?” Kai removes his fingers from inside you and uses them to lay a slap across your pussy. You body jolts at the harsh punishment, and your eyes open.

“I’m not done yet,” Kai forces your hips down with his hands as he leans over you. His face looms over yours. You can barely keep your heavy eyes open.

“One more, I promise,” Kai whispers, his breath tickling the skin on your cheek. He plants a soft kiss on your tear stained face. For a moment, you felt relief.

Kai doesn’t let that relieved feeling sink in. His face is back in line with your pussy, and your tortured clit is back between his lips.

You scream behind your panties, wanting nothing more than to grip your fingers in his long, blue hair. Kai keeps you spread out with his palms flat against the inside of your thighs. His tongue runs down between your folds and then up to circle your delicate clit. Over and over until your body shakes with your forth orgasm.

Kai leans back and slides his fingers over your hardened bud, rubbing it back and forth under his finger tips. Sweat begins to drip from your hairline and down the side of your face. Your pussy transudes with slick. Fountains of squirt spurts out of you and drenches Kai’s t shirt.

He pulls away from you, and lands a final slap against your raw and tender cunt.

You let out a cowardly, choked sob as you finally get to close your legs.

“Good girl,” Kai hums, leaving delicate kisses on your the backs of your thigh.

Defeated, you rest your head against the armrest of the sofa. You try and steady your breathing.

Kai gets up and removes his soaked t shirt. He leans forwards and presses his wet fingers to your face.

Your eyes remain closed in your dreamlike state, moving in and out of consciousness.

“We’ll see how everyone reacts to this in the morning,” Kai snickers, moving away to let you lay, fucked out, for everyone else to witness the next day.

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[noras-dc-shenanigans]

Half-Ghost Billy Batson

(Inspired by a post that I can’t find😡😤. If you recognize it please let me know! I have searched. Everywhere. I remember it starts off with Billy contemplating how he’s different and his dad didn’t want him, and then Danny shows up.)

Danny Fenton grows up, gets crowned King of the Infinite Realms, and then discovers that time it weird in the Zone if the portal you came through doesn’t stay open. He’s been ruling for over a century, but it’s only been a few years on Earth. Early on he made sure to keep popping in and out to visit family and friends and keep up a human identity, and so was able to age normally too.

By the time he’s 25 (2015), he’s in a serious relationship with a woman named Mary Batson, and has decided to tell her about his other life. Before he can however, he is ‘killed’ in an explosion at his civilian job as an engineer.

He’s fine, but was weakened enough that he reverted to his core, and Clockwork retrieved him and took him to the Realms to heal. He does, goes discreetly looking for Mary, and discovers it been a year and she died in a car accident. Heartbroken, and with no civilian identity anymore, he starts spending all his time in the Zone, only making weekend trips to see family/friends.

Unknown to Danny, Mary was pregnant, gave birth, and little William ‘Billy’ Daniel Batson was saved via emergency C-Section after the accident and placed in foster care, because she had no family and no one looked into the father’s well enough. Mary only survived long enough to name her son and give them Danny’s name.

10 years later, Billy gains the title of Champion of Magic. The influx of so much magic also triggers his… other genes.

As Billy, he is faster and stronger and heals quicker and if he concentrates really hard he can turn invisible and walk through things— at least for a few moments. He also discovers that he’s essentially a cat, since he can hiss and purr and randomly sprout claws.

Billy only uses a mirror if he needs to give himself a haircut, but the next time he looks he notices the tiny little baby fangies. And that his eyes are more teal than blue, his hair has a few white spots in it, and his ears point a little more. No wonder no one’s been bothering him lately.

(He’s basically 75% human and 25% ghost, so unless he gets hosed down with pure ectoplasm and also eats a bunch of the stuff, he’s not going to be able to ‘go ghost’. He’s just hasn’t got enough Phantom in him to manage it.)

As Captain Marvel, the magic of his patrons and the Rock of Eternity kinda work as a counter-measure against the partially-dead thing, as the magic sees it as a threat to the Champion’s health and fights the genes’ effects like it’s a virus. So the magic is basically shutting down all of the actual powers he gets as Billy. But he does get little things that the magic doesn’t care about, like sharp little fangs and pointy ears.

Billy just thinks it’s all side effects of the magic, and uses his new ‘adaptations’ as Billy to survive on the streets.

The Justice League comes knocking about 6 months in, meet this huge chipper dude who can evenly match Superman and uses magic in a way that causes other magic users headaches and rage, and invite him to join.

That’s when they notice that he’s a bit… strange.

Not like, in a bad way! Just, the other day Batman did the ‘appear behind you from nowhere’ thing and when Marvel noticed he full on hissed at him, like a feral cat, before looking sheepish and apologizing.

A few weeks later, they’re rescuing some kidnapped meta kids and they find Marvel sitting cross-legged on the ground, several toddlers draped over him and a very distinct purring noice emanating from his chest.

A week after that, and Superman confides worriedly that sometimes Marvel’s heart will just… stop beating, and/or he’ll stop breathing, and that when his heartbeat is gone there seems to be a strange hum coming from the center of his chest.

Then another 2 weeks later, after a meeting, he and Flash were talking and they both laughed, but when Marvel did he just flashed these very sharp incisors that Flash swears are fangs.

And then one day they call him in to help fight some demons and one growls at him and he freakin growls back, bares his definitely fangs I told you so! And just freakin launches at the thing. They basically roll around like a couple of territorial tomcats, and at first Marvel is throwing punches and lighting but then the demon bites him and Marvel just… bites back.

And then he like… sprouts claws?! And then it really is like a cat fight, with these two just hissing and growling and clawing and biting until Marvel does something and the demon breaks away and flees, whimpering like a kicked dog. Superman has to snag Marvels cape and dodge some claws to keep the guy from chasing after it.

He’s covered in claw marks and scratches and there’s blood like everywhere but once they drag/convince/bully him into going back to the Watchtowers medbay, there’s nothing. The wounds are gone, the blood is fading away, and the suit is repairing itself. Marvel just shrugs and says magic, which, fair enough.

But then they have to have a talk about what the hell that was, and all Marvel can say for his feral-cat behavior is “I just heard him growl and had the uncontrollable urge to bite him. Like, he’s in my territory, and he’s gonna challenge me like that? Heck-no.”

…Territory? Territory?! What does that- does this possibly-immortal being consider all of Earth his territory? Is he secretly a Fae? An eldritch being in less terrifying form? Part demon himself? A cat transformed into a person?

Marvel shrugs.

“I never met my parents, so honestly any of those have a chance of being true.”

Oh No. Oh F*ck. Those were rhetorical!

Meanwhile, Danny is back on Earth and finds out from Tucker that Mary had a kid. They discover this because he was reported missing after he ran away and the cops tried to find out if there was any more family, and do a better job looking this time. Danny is ‘dead’ so they called the Drs Fenton, who told Jazz, who told Tucker, who dug around and realized oh sh*t, Danny has a son.

But they can’t tell Danny this, because some a-hole in a different dimension is trying to invade the Infinite Realms, so Danny has to go kick a**. The time in the other dimension is weird too, so several years pass on Earth by the time he stops the threat, locks away the demon Trigon, and finds a nice home in the Realms for the demon’s half-human orphaned daughter Raven, who fits in very well with the ghosts.

So, Danny’s back and between Tucker and Danny they figure out what city Billy is in, and Danny spends days flying around invisible feeling for any ectoplasm. He finds it, finds Billy facing down some wanna-be teenage gangsters, and watches with growing pride as his son hisses at them with his widdle baby fangs oh my Ancients!

So after the other kids flee from the ‘crazy demon kid’, Danny invisibly follows Billy back to his current hideout in the basement of an abandoned warehouse (only someone Billy-sized or smaller would be able to fit through the window, and then they’d have to do it again to get into his little blocked-off closet. Smart. Very smart. I have such a smart kid, the family will Love him!)

Danny doesn’t want to freak his kid out— strange man+small space=bad no-no— so he just settles himself in front of the exit and starts chirping. Calling.

Billy, who has never heard the sound before, still knows what it means. Can’t resist following it out of his hidey-hole. Sees the man, cross-legged on the ground, sees his blue eyes flash green-green-green and knows.

“Hi, Billy. Is so good to meet you!”

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2015: Danny=25

2016: Billy born

2027: Billy=11, Danny=27

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What if Y/N gets jealous of a girl who around Monkey King Or calls him a cutesy Nickname in public.

(Lmk Wukong) He was hanging with Mk and the gang again at Pigsy Noodle shop until he heard your voice from outside.

Monkey Queen (Y/N): Sunflower!!! 🌻

He froze no no you did not just call him that. He turned his head towards MK and the rest who were trying to hide their giggles even Pigsy was fighting off a smile.

Monkey Queen (Y/N): I know you're busy but I want to let you know. I brought more peach chips from the store. I'm gonna put him in a cabinet at home So if you want some stop by my mountain. I still have some errands to run I'll see you later love you sunflower 🌻.

And with that you ran off to the market down the street. As soon as you left, everybody burst out. Laughing hysterically to the point where some of them could even breathe. Wukong's face was so red you would think he was on fire.

Macaque: Sunflower 🌻 huh???😏😏

Sun Wukong: Ok number one shut up an number two when did you even get here?!?!?😡😡😡😡

(Nezha Reborn Wukong) He was at the workshop with Li Yunxiang help with his motorcycle. Until he heard you come in

Monkey Queen (Y/N): Fluffy you Left you toolbox at my house again!

This made him spit out the water He was drinking just now as Li awkwardly stood next to him.

Monkey Queen (Y/N): I'm gonna leave it by the door I have to go to work so I'll see you later.

You then ran off as your running late and need to catch the bus.

Li:.......um😥

(NR Wukong) Breathe a word of this to anyone and I'll kill you myself👿☠️

(MK Reborn Wukong) What was Provoking and fighting some palace guards it's from the emerald temple. He destroyed the massive peach tree.during the He was in the zone of fighting until

Monkey Queen (Y/N): Sourpatch!!! stop fighting those two little girls right now Your trashing the place!!!!!😡😡😡

Everybody in the area froze at the sound of your voice. As a female monkey with snow white Fur and Piercing navy blue Eyes glared into her husband from down below. You then stomped pass Master Tang and down the hall to calm down. Wukong was Not only disrespected but also embarrassed by you once again. That's what he gets for getting worked up over nothing.

Guards: Did she just call us little girls😟😟😟

(HIB Wukong) Since his release from the mountain prison Buddha put him in he had went to try and find you, but the children were asking a billion and one question. As he was getting more and more Irritated a soft voice called out to him

Monkey Queen (Y/N): Ah, grouchy Bun, I thought you were dead. But we both know that's impossible now isn't it😉😉😉

He froze seeing his Wife from across the Field beautiful As the day he left her, but he wasn't fooled by her gentle tone she is Furious with him and he has a lot of making it up to her to Too bad that didn't distract him from the giggling children behind him Something else he was going to have to explain😥😥😥

(Netflix Wukong) He was spending time with Lin bragging about How he recently saved the village from another demon when,

Monkey Queen (Y/N): Ok chestnut that's enough Bragging for today now come home and have dinner with me

Wukong's face lit up a bit before Muttering a yes dear and said bye to Lin trying to block out the Her giggles.

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