#zombiedadjokes

[kokinu09]

daily challenge: tag roo and rain to read your godDAMN FIC ITS ONLY 300 WORDS ☺️

@rainfallingfromthesky @zombiedadjokes don’t blame me 🙇‍♀️

Fic in question

[indecentpause]

Find the Word

tagged by @lynnedwardswrites to find assistant, throat, and two! thank!

from The Black & Blues!

assistant help:

Sara clears her throat. “We’re together. The three of us. But not like. In a sexual way. Or even a romantic way. We… we’re all aroace. And we just. It’s not like siblings but it’s closer than best friends. It’s hard to explain to someone who doesn’t get it.”

You push your coffee to the side and rest your elbows on the table.

“Explain it to me, then,” you say gently. “We have all night.”

So they do.

Apparently being ace means no sexual attraction, and being aro means no romantic attraction, and being aroace means both. You don’t really get it, but they’re happy, and they clearly care about each other, and it’s not your business anyway. But you can see why they were so hesitant to talk about it, especially when Sara says,

“Like, everyone expects you to grow up and get into a monogamous marriage and sleep with your spouse and pop out babies and like. I don’t want any of those things. I want an apartment or a house with my two guys, and we can foster cats and dogs, and take each other to the doctor or the airport, or pick each other up from work, or go grocery shopping together, or help each other file taxes, or volunteer with the park district.”

And you’ve never heard anything more reasonable than that. Just because you can’t imagine yourself without romance or sex for the rest of your life doesn’t mean that’s what everyone has to want.

throat:

You have an audition to watch even though all you want to do is curl up with a tub of Rice Dream and cry. So you get up, and you and Danny turn your backs to each other to get dressed, like you always have. And he wishes you both a good day and gives you a fistbump like he always has. And he asks if you want to stop for coffee first, because you have the time, like he always has.

By the time you’ve gotten your coffee and made it to the performance room you’ve been loaned, you’re starting to feel a little better. You’re still heavy and sad. But the knots in your throat and stomach have loosened a bit, and you can breathe without feeling like every exhale is going to be a sob.

two:

Josephine follows Morgan up to the stage, where they put their instruments together. Morgan chatters at Josephine in gentle small talk you can’t quite make out. Josephine’s shoulders are tight, and her brow is, too.

“Josephine,” Danny says gently. Her head snaps up.

“It’s okay. You’ve been playing, what, a decade? I’m sure you’ll be great.”

“Thanks,” she says softly. She has a very pretty voice, soft and lilting.

Once they’ve put their instruments together and tuned, Morgan and Josephine share a look. Josephine nods toward the five of you and Morgan nods at her, and he says, “All right, well. We figured, since there’s two of us, we’d each play solo, and then do a duet. That way you can hear us both ways. That sound good?”

You glance around at the other four, and, once everyone nods, you turn back to them and say, “Sounds good. Who’s going first?”

“I will,” Morgan says. “This is the trumpet solo from Sofrito, written by Mongo Santamaria, as played and improvised by Yuliesky Gonzalez, transcribed to the best of my ability. Uh, by me. Morgan Acosta-Benitez. It’s pretty short, so I hope that’s all right. Okay.” 

He takes a deep, steadying inhale, counts under his breath, and begins.

tagging @xanawrites @zombiedadjokes @theliteraryluggage and @winterandwords to find pills (or medicine), bee, nose, and flower!

[keepswingin]

since my annoyance has only grown, I decided to crunch some numbers

out of 508 works in the ao3 archive for zombies-

my own word count for zombies alone is 246,043 from 14 works (this number is without the 64 fics from tumblr I have yet to transfer to ao3), @zombiedadjokes word count is 262,994 from 18 works, @kokinu09 word count is 429,102 from 22 works, while @sayorseee word count is 146,764 from 17 works, and @c-rose2081 word count is 51,220 from 4 works.

Going off these numbers alone, it's absolutely ridiculous to hear people say there's no content. There's no content when it comes to people nitpicking what or who they will or won't read, and I'm done pretending it isn't a thing that happens every single time. Going purely by this information, why are some of these creators treated like they don't create??? The ones complaining that there's no content will go and read all 51,220k from rose, and will literally beg for more from sayorsee constantly, acting like they're the only ones currently writing chaptered stories, but then won't go and read the combined 692,096 words from both zombiedadjokes and kokinu???

Imagine how much more content this fandom would have if people actually showed their support for anything other than the two authors they solely support? That For the First Time story you all love by sayorsee, everyone realizes that's just a mix of rose's Starchild and kokinu's Alien Armada stories, right? Granted, all stories are made of one another, that is what is so great about writing, but since when is this fandom so desperate that we're just losing any individuality and creativity? Like come on. This wouldn't even be a thing in the first place if there was enough support for literally anything that's different around here.

I support kokinu even if I don't read everything she writes due to personal preferences, and I support zombiedadjokes every time she posts something period because she gets zero recognization for anything she does in this fandom, or otherwise. You guys know that that chaptered story she's writing, the river near the valley, is a completely unique built from the ground up story that's at a casual 66,921k, right? That's still being updated? Within this dead fandom? You guys also know that kokinu has literally written every au you could possibly want from just two characters that she loves? That she is also still updating today, just because she loves these characters that much? Those that are saying there's no content, like, you know this, right? You know this before making annoying comments, right?

"there's no content" give me a break, you just want the same recycled content over and over again, and refuse to interact with anything that's not that. Interacting with content creators and just talking to them like normal human beings (aka when you leave comments on stories they write) goes a long way in keeping a community going, we're all aware of that right? It's also how you get things that aren't just the same thing over and over again. Ridiculous that I even have to say that.

Finally, I want to get one last thing clear. I'm not begging for views with this post, for myself or any of the people mentioned. I'm literally just saying something that apparently still isn't clear to this day, which is support the content in your fandom. If you truly want to keep something alive, support is all you need.

Send asks. Reblog. Interact.

Stop picking and choosing when there's more than enough content to go around.

[outtaluckawoo]

hi hello how are you? welcome to the dead fandom that’s kinda. dead but it’s fine it’s cool it’s been that way forever. there’s still people lurking here and there lol. I’ve been meaning to get to your ask box I just kept getting sidetracked. usually it’s zombiedadjokes still lurking but I’ve taken her place for a minute. Anyway, I saw the words 9k fic you say? 👀 also what 20k wyatt fic because if it’s the one I know then boy have fun with that ending

omg i totally fangirled a little when i saw this!! thanks for reaching out to me! i appreciate your kind welcome 🤍 and honestly yeah i hadn't planned on reading the last 2 parts to that fic once i saw "major character death," but now i have to. i was gonna live in denial but curiosity rlly is gonna kill me, huh? and yes, a 9k fic outline bc i have absolutely no self-control and my brain is completely rotted :D

[caisjunlis]

tagged by @lilikohirukoma ♡

lock screen + last song + last saved pic

tagging: @rainfallingfromthesky @zombiedadjokes @kokinu09 @keepswingin @gayce-ventura and anyone who wishes to participate (As usual for my lovely moots, no pressure ❤)

[kangaracha]

I posted 910 times in 2022

72 posts created (8%)

838 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@zombiedadjokes

@keepswingin

@southbreak

@radley-writes

@kanda-franca

I tagged 163 of my posts in 2022

#disney zombies - 36 posts

#zombies 3 - 28 posts

#z3 - 27 posts

#zombiedadfics - 22 posts

#wyatt zombies - 17 posts

#wyatt lykensen - 17 posts

#addison wells - 16 posts

#addison zombies - 16 posts

#zombies 2 - 16 posts

#zombies 3 spoilers - 15 posts

Longest Tag: 134 characters

#if you're waiting for keeps to have the braincell just come and read my content it's mine and you can pry it out of my cold dead hands

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[arrthurpendragon]

hey ✍ (my writing blog is zombiedadjokes 🥺😂)

@zombiedadjokes

Hey OC community! Show them some love! :) Perhaps a follow too! Has known Disney Zombies OC! :)

If you’re a fanfiction OC writer and would like a little more exposure, just send me an ask saying “Hey ✍” and I’ll post the ask to introduce you to my followers. :)

[gayce-ventura]

And we're back!!!! As one again!!

[gogoseabrook]

Hi! Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favourite followers (all optional of course, but highly recommended!)

Oh my...I’m so sorry it’s taken so long to get to this! Here we go.

1) I try to have a positive outlook

2) I’m vaguely determined

3) I have good friends (yes they’re all going to be in the tags)

4)...I have good friends

5)...I have a very cute pupper

[caisjunlis]

the way I knew you'd have a Lana Del Rey song

Something happened on the way to heaven - Phil Collins

What - Dreamcatcher

L'envie d'aimer - Daniel Lévi

Catch Me - TVXQ

Liar - SF9

tagging: @rainfallingfromthesky @keepswingin @zombiedadjokes @kokinu09 @brokengem and everyone who wants to do it

Tagged by @bluheaven-adw on my main (astartlinglackofpotential) but I like to keep that blog purely TOA themed so I’m posting it here! Thanks for the tag!

Rules: post 5 songs you actually listen to & then tag 10 followers/mutuals

I listen to tons of music but here’s 5 songs I’ve replayed a lot recently:

1. The Crüxshadows—Bloodline (v2.0)

2. May Leitz—Cat Dead, Details Later

3. Type O Negative—I Don’t Wanna Be Me

4. Woods of Ypres—Retrosleep In The Morning Calm

5. 3OH!3—Hornz

Tagging: @lilicohirukoma @imsobadatnicknames2 @archaeopter-ace @eahravinqueen @casinotrio1965 @angeladex and anyone else who wants to!

[sayorseee]

got to be at the top of the archive for a solid ten minutes 😀

[starsandstormyseas]

thank you @thecharmedburrowspn-files for tagging me! Favorite color: blue

Currently reading: Chilling Ghost Short Stories Collection

Last song: Ezio's Family - Assassin's Creed II

Currently working on: Liberty Horizon with mild progress

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pumpkin spice or gingerbread // horror or supernatural // hocus pocus or halloweentown // painting pumpkins or carving jack-o-lanterns // vampires or zombies // beanies or scarves // oversized sweaters or favorite sweatshirt // orange or black // apple pie or sweet potato pie // corn maze or haunted house // apple picking or bobbing for apples // trick or treating or staying in // diy costume or store bought costume // cinnamon or nutmeg // hot cocoa or apple cider

I tag @charmanderisacutie @biscottibitch @zombiedadjokes @gaisytheninth but no pressure :D

[caisjunlis]

the river near the valley

"He hadn’t even blinked when he slit her throat, a stone-cold killer." - Aka my fave Wyaddison story as of now

@zombiedadjokes happy belated birthday ♡

[kokinu09]

Thanks for the tag from @sayorseee and @magical-ashley! Don’t know how well this will go… but here we go anyway!! 😅

Top 3 ships : Zed x Addison (Disney Zombies), Natsu x Lucy (Fairy Tail), and Loki (Marvel) x my OC [which I have never posted and no one knows about 😅 I’m just obsessed with Loki tbh and I’m a diehard hopeless romantic 😂 ]

First ever ship : Inuyasha x Kagome (Inuyasha) [but tbh I probably shipped a lot of DBZ and Pokémon characters that I don’t remember cuz Inuyasha was the first ship I wrote fanfic for 😅]

Last song listened to : 400 Lux by Lorde 🖤

Last movie I watched : Home Alone 4 (2002) [because I was doing a marathon with my son] (ps that’s the worst one of them all)

Currently reading : nothing [the holidays and my young child have me way too busy to read jackshit]

Currently watching : Wednesday (2022) [trying to at least 😓]

Currently consuming : Water (cuz it’s bedtime 😂)

Currently craving : My motivation to write to come back 😩

Tagging : @keepswingin @gayce-ventura @zombiedadjokes @rainfallingfromthesky @vicapuleti @unusual-ly(I miss you dear 🥺❤️) @the-tiktok-rogue (I also very much miss you 🥺❤️) @gogoseabrook (god how I miss you 🥺🥺❤️) (I have fallen off the wagon on here it seems…) and anyone else who wants to play along 🤗

Tag 9 People you wanna get to know better!

The post I was tagged in was getting long so i'm restarting it but @theflarrieshipper thanks for the tag <33

Top 5 Ships (it was 3 but i'm indecisive): Ronance (Stranger Things), Pricefield (LiS), Willex (JATP), Zeddison (Disney Zombies), Juke (JATP)

First ever ship: for the first year I would only read fanfics with Y/N or an OC so honestly idk but i'm gonna guess it's probably Peter Parker x Harley Keener (Marvel)

Last song I listened to: 30/90 - Tick Tick Boom

Last movie I watched: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer (1964)

Currently Reading: One Of Us is Lying by Karen M. McManus

Currently Watching: Hamilton

Currently Consuming: Idk if this means food/drink or media but an Arizona Green Tea

Currently Craving: a Cola Slushie

No pressure tags: @borfbork @theredrenard @reesethedndencantolover @polychromatiica @sayorseee @blackwidowsaturn @mouse-fantoms @c-rose2081 @ky-loves-jatp

[unsaidjulie]

hi! i was wondering if you have any good juke fics on AO3 to recommend?

hi nonnie! so, i’ve compiled my faves from ao3, but a lot of these authors do fics on tumblr, as well!

you’re half of me now by @alexjulies

now you’re under my skin (i’m feeling like i’m seventeen) by @carriewilsons (or literally anything by her, honestly)

barefoot in the kitchen, sacred new beginnings by @lydias--stiles (also literally anything by her. trust me on this one.)

try to change the ending (peter losing wendy) by @lukesjulie

we all got a second act inside of us and linger by @zombiedadjokes

bright forever by @sunsetswerv

two doors down by @bluefirewrites

and here’s some fics that i haven’t yet read but i know from skim reading or reading the author’s other work that they’re a guaranteed great read!

what doesn’t kill me makes me want you more by @blush-and-books (also everything by her!!)

your song by @phantom-sunset 

find a little love (hidden where you didn’t see it) and just a casual, casual easy thing by @pearlcaddy

something wicked this way comes by no_one_here (don’t know the tumblr)

oh, she waltzed with the dead by @serendipitee

camera flashes & magazine covers by @reggieshamster

ray molina, crime scene photographer and matchmaker by @bluefirewrites

we found wonderland by @pink-flame

and i know i’ve kissed you before, but i didn’t do it right (can i try again?) by @lydias--stiles

a familiar picture by @captainkippen

and to finish off, you might’ve seen these, but here are some fic recs by other people:

the one by @lydias--stiles

the one by @reggiemolina

even though this took good 10 minutes, i’m sure i’m still missing a bunch, so feel free to add your own recommendations!!

[gayce-ventura]

you're so fucking roof

Roo, you cant send this in the discord and then send it to me anonymously. I know.