#zodiac rant

[astrobydalia]

The different inner placements for each sign — observations+ranking

by astrobydalia

Disclaimer: these are based on my personal experience and opinions!!

Aries

Mercury: so insanely smart and fast thinkers. Very real, straight to the point and say-it-like-it-is kind of people, love them. I could hear them talk all day

ASC: most authentic people you'll meet!!! What you see is what you get. Also very spontaneous and effortlessly fun

Venus: love, so fun to be around and specially the women with this placement they're soooo hot

Sun, Mars: these are very similar imo. so loyal and protective people but they tend to be pretty crass and often come across as rude unintentionally. Aries Suns are more blunt and outspoken while Aries Mars can be more chill but they're more prone to attracting hate. Great people to have in your corner overall.

Moon: Stubborn as fuck. Not open to understanding anything beyond themselves so they tend go around life with HUGE tunnel vision. Trying to reason/negotiate with them is nearly impossible

Taurus

Moon: my god, you won't know emotional intelligence, calmness and care until you meet a Taurus Moon like DAMN. Their patience, empathy and sense of boundaries is just impecable

ASC: their energy is sooooo soothing like ugh. They have a very cute and comforting aura, very magnetic people and naturally gorgeous

Mercury: they speak slow or not too much but once they let a full sentence out it's usually GOLD

Sun: hmmmm they do tend to be kinda full of themselves but they have BDE and are pretty hot so I'll give them that

Mars: VOICE is soooo good. However they tend to be low-key problematic tbh. Will get very snappy and petty real quick

Venus: I know this is venus's domicile but... most taurus venus I've seen were low-key kinda..... harsh and stern in their love style?? And not all that loyal if im honest with you, they're only loyal when they see personal benefit/satisfaction. It’s true that they’ll spoil you if they truly love you tho

Gemini

Mars: comeback queens/kings, also very multi-talented. What else can I say they always manage to be so iconic

Moon: out of all gemini placements they're the most likely to sit down and really listen to you. Can be too honest, another say-it-like-it-is placement. Comforting others is not their forte but they're very tolerant and patient

Venus: golden retriever energy, extroverted and popular and I've said this before but they can be very loyal!!

Sun: they are cool and so so funny but can also be veeeeery immature and a bit self-righteous. I love them but that bad press they have in pop culture exists for a reason that's all im gonna say

ASC: they're very intelligent and entertaining but gemini on the asc is such a messy placement imo cause they have an identity/existencial crisis at least twice a day which can make them kinda chaotic people to have in your life (love you guys tho)

Mercury: talking with them is VERY annoying tbh. They will just roughly listen to what you say just keep interrupting and eventually start their own monologue. They ain't listening they aren't even wanting for their turn to speak they're just waiting for whatever opportunity to speak

Cancer

Mercury: such good listeners!! also they are very honest and genuine with what they say like aries mercury but more tactful

Venus: this placement soothes down the most fiery personality. They are very loved and inexplicably magnetic

ASC: mommy issues. I love their intuition and they are really good at creating community wherever they go but my only complaint is they are defensive 24/7

Moon: hit or miss. Either really emotionally mature person that wants to take care of everyone or very immature and childish with a victim complex

Sun: huge attention seekers. Insecure, codependent and always looking for validation. Tend to portray themselves as innocent/clueless/harmless, etc.

Mars: these are SLY motherfuckers, they scare me more than scorpio mars

Leo

Moon: I have to admit this placement surprised me for the better. Yes they can be egotistical and entitled but when developed leo moons are very profound and passionate people with strong morals and are really good at inspiring others and lifting them up

Sun: the main character complex rumors may or may not be true but their magnetism and charm is undeniable

Mars: extremely prideful, my way or the highway kinda attitude, but they’re usually pretty harmless people from what I’ve seen. Their anger can be intense but they let it go easily after some dramatic moment. Dedicated.

ASC: daddy issues central. Known to be the most introverted leo placement but they’re very very very attached to their pride underneath. They really do wanna be/feel special and unique to the point of keeping most people at arm’s length cause that’s how much they wanna distinct themselves

Mercury: won’t hesitate to change topics if they don’t care what is being talked about or it has nothing to do with them. Laser focused on their interests tho that’s pretty cool

Venus: yeah they're generous but also a bit overbearing and low-key snotty. Tendency to associate themselves with people they don’t like all that much just because it gives them status or cause they get to receive lavish treatment

Virgo

Mars: omfg I love this placement so much. They handle conflict with SO much grace and embody all the good traits of virgo (capable, responsible, hard workers, great to work with, helpful, self-accountable....) *lady gaga's voice* talented brilliant incredible amazing show-stopping spectacular-

Venus: genuinely very responsable, dedicated and loyal in their relationships and commitments. I always find myself often complimenting their style and fashion choices

Mercury: a bit of a menace bc they can be good liars but they're always very very talented individuals in whatever it is they do

ASC: pretty self-serving tbh and often come across as goody-two-shoes or know-it-alls but they're alright for the most part. The virgo placement that has it the LEAST together tbh

Moon: they'll be there for you when you need help or advice but they can be pretty judgmental. They have a tendency to not really give people some grace. If they genuinely like you tho they’ll be extremely appreciative of everything you do right. Supportive

Sun: Very standoffish personality. Hard on themselves on the surface but probably also has a hidden superiority complex. The only placement where I prefer the men over the women

Libra

Moon: least superficial libra placement. Very introspective, sweet and find it really easy to understand other's emotions in an unbiased way

Mercury: invented the concept of understanding and voicing other perspectives with necessarily agreeing. Mind of their own.

Venus: superficial and obsessed with the opposite sex? Yes. Extremely devoted in all their relationships? Also yes.

Sun: meh. I keep having this experience with Libra Suns where I think they're great at first but then they end up being... not so great after some time. They're not bad really but their air-headedness makes them very unreliable

ASC: Their charm is manipulative and can easily hide a shitty personality underneath (not always the case tho). They're also the most emotionally superficial/detached of the bunch

Mars: hypocrates, huge huge hypocrates. Dubious morality. Playing devils advocate

Scorpio

Sun: they mind their own business and are really good at picking their battles wisely, only taking out their “dark” energy when it’s needed

Mars: don’t bother them and they won’t bother you. That’s the golden rule. Otherwise they’re pretty chill and unproblematic, dark humor enjoyers and strong-willed. I won’t say they’re completely drama free but hey

Mercury: they’ll be open to talk about anything, you can tell them literally anything and will listen intently without judgement. They can easily use info against others or withhold info tho so make sure they can be trusted

ASC: y’all low-key enjoy toxicity and drama but you don’t wanna admit it!!! They really thrive in uncomfortable situations and probably likes gossip too. One of the most black-or-white mindset placements

Venus: yeah not the best in relationships. They don’t really give their all and when they do give something it’s never unconditional. Relationships are always a power dynamic to them

Moon: Very tricky placement. Life has not been kind to them oof. Either they’re very traumatized people with a good heart deep down or very traumatized people with a really ugly and nasty soul. They also romanticize psychopaths and antisocial behaviors for some reason?????

Sagittarius

ASC: yes Im biased I don't care. But, be honest, when have you met a sag asc that wasn't cool af? Case closed. Life's good as a sag asc and when it's not, we make it that way

Sun: if you keep the men out of the equation sag suns are amazing!!! Their personality is like a breath of fresh air

Mercury: soso profound and intelligent. Will introduce you to new perspectives, great researchers. So good at finding answers and solutions!!!

Venus: Very open-minded, they are genuinely very accepting of literally any kind of person! They will applaud and celebrate your differences and quirks however they tend to be flighty and pretty light on their feet

Moon: Anger issues!!! Very volatile and defensive people underneath that chill and funny persona. They have well-known beef with someone. Don't like admitting their wrong, prone to ghosting everyone 99% of the times

Mars: the most entitled and rude out of all the sagittarius placements. The type to laugh in your face and never take accountability, their attitude can be revolting if you ask me

Capricorn

Venus: they make me MELT. So incredibly attractive, reliable, such an impecable taste, the way they treat you will bring you to your knees like ugh I can't

Mars: most resilient individuals I've seen truly!! Literally nothing will bring them down. So so ambitious, focused and have endless energy love them

Sun: cap suns and I have natural synergy. They're very level-headed, reliable, loyal and mature. However they are huge fatalists, very pessimistic and my jupiterian ass ain’t got time for that

ASC: too obsessed with their status and/or how they're perceived compared to others in their circle like sis stop caring sm what others think and live a little!!!

Mercury: listen, these folks can be very intelligent and well-read, but they tend to come across as narrow-minded or bigoted sometimes with the things the say or how they say things

Moon: I wanna root for y'all cap moons but being honest I've seen this placement is very common in really toxic personalities. They hold lots of past resentments and can be very judgmental and mean similar to virgo moons

Aquarius

ASC: socially adaptable but they stay true to themselves at the same time. Attractive, loyal and fresh personality/presence.

Mars: veeeery likable and popular. They really are dedicated to making an impact on the people

Sun: when they just simply focus on being themselves and doing their own thing they're very genuinely special and chill people and great friends! However when they care too much about being making themselves special they're very egocentric and unnecessarily problematic

Venus: messy placement. Very welcoming but they have big trust issues. They go back and forth between 'everyone loves me' and 'everyone hates me' and so they act accordingly....

Mercury: super intelligent, great in debates and very convincing, they always make great points. However the god complex is BLATANT here, they really think they're the only one that's right

Moon: another deeply traumatized placement. They can be great advocates for the collective however they tend to lack empathy specially when it comes to interpersonal relationships

Pisces

Sun: rough around the edges at first but they are a lot more helpless and vulnerable than they seem on the surface. Also they are genuinely really good at disappearing??? You won't even notice they're gone. Their presence is striking tho

Mercury: "idk what the fuck she's saying but girl I am living!". They have such a rich inner world I can't. SEDUCTIVE

ASC: they are... functioning humans. They go around life not being completely sure of what's going on but hey that Jupiter is somehow making everything work for them

Moon: "There is an idea of Pisces Moons, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real them. Only an entity, something illusory. And though they can hide their wondering gaze, and you can shake their hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your life styles are probably comparable, they simply are not there"

Venus: I've already spilled the tea on this placement. Next.

Mars: ever person I've seen with this placement was mentally unwell like, severely. They're doormats for the most part but there's this hidden side of them that can turn into a total demon

by astrobydalia

[sayhoneysiren]

Venus in 8th/Scorpio people, can be highly sexually confident yet always feel judged by others for expressing their sexual energy.

Others seem to want to shame them and bring them down.

They must learn to praise themselves and give themselves their own value.

🖤

They can completely change people when they're in relationship. They hold an unseen power over others that people either run from it or succumb to.

They are drawn to the darker sides of people since they too can relate to their darkness.. (Not specifically toxic).

Their sex appeal very alluring. They are the ultimate Femme Fatales. Flirting, tempting and coquetry are how they magnetize their lovers.

They take pleasure in indulging in their desires and enjoy being in altered states of consciousness.

Their own power can isolate them because it causes intense reactions.

Can gain global recognition easily.

These people have a daredevil spirit within'.

They live exploring danger and the forbidden.

When it comes to any relationship they desire 'All or Nothing'

They don't trust easily and have strong defenses.

They could dabble in witchcraft and can be cunning and patient until they get what they want.

These people are impossible to control and refuse to become victims under someone else's control.

Make amazing detectives *stalkers* and help people uncover secrets.

[uniquementalityrunaway3]

Mars in the 12th House: Your Sign's Sneaky Shade Style

‼️Ever wondered how each zodiac sign throws subtle shade when their Mars is hiding out in the 12th house?

Let's just say, it's a whole vibe of passive-aggressive energy you might not even see coming.

Aries Mars in 12th:

Ghosting you when they're mad, then reappearing like nothing happened. "Oh, you texted? My phone must've been on silent... for three days."

Taurus Mars in 12th:

Suddenly developing a VERY strong preference for doing things their way, even if it's wildly inconvenient. "Nope, we HAVE to take this scenic route. It's 'better for the environment'."

Gemini Mars in 12th:

"Accidentally" forwarding that embarrassing email to the whole company, then acting shocked. "OMG, I didn't mean to! How did that happen?"

Cancer Mars in 12th:

The master of the guilt trip. "Oh, it's fine, I'll just stay home and cry while you have fun."

Leo Mars in 12th:

One-upping your stories with their own, but way more dramatic. "That reminds me of this time I wrestled a bear... single-handedly."

Virgo Mars in 12th:

Cleaning your entire house while you're out, then leaving a pointed note about how messy you are. "Just trying to help!"

Libra Mars in 12th:

Agreeing to everything, then complaining to everyone ELSE about how unfair it is. "I'm so overwhelmed, but I didn't want to say no..."

Scorpio Mars in 12th:

The silent treatment, but like, next level. You'll start questioning your own existence.

Sagittarius Mars in 12th:

Making jokes at your expense, then getting offended when you call them out on it. "Jeez, lighten up! It was just a joke!"

Capricorn Mars in 12th:

Setting unrealistic deadlines, then blaming you for not meeting them. "Well, if you were more organized..."

Aquarius Mars in 12th:

Ignoring you completely, but in a way that makes you feel like you're the one being unreasonable.

Pisces Mars in 12th:

Becoming a martyr. "It's okay, I'll sacrifice my happiness for yours. It's what I do."

🦋🖤Please take this as an experimental adventure to understand people better, Be open-minded & try not to be subjective, as surely, like anyone else, i do have my OWN subjectives that i would love to have a new prospective on my observations. Thank you for understanding✨ Feel free to add something or provide a new lense🖤🦋

Your Thoughts?

[moonchild033]

Am I the only one who doesn't have any drafts in this app?! I do have random notes in my notes app but not any notes or a properly written post waiting to be posted in this app 😲. I'm too impatient to save in drafts, wait and post 😭. If I'm posting something, I just wrote it like 2mins ago lmaoo 🤧😂.

Pls tell me that I'm not alone 😭😂

-Yashi 💅❤⚡

[black-witches-haven]

If you're wondering if the Tarot movie is any good, the first person who gets their reading is a Libra and the reader says that the card they're associated with is The High Priestess.

I'm sorry, but as a Libra myself this is WRONG! 😭

Libra is associated with the Justice card and is an air sign. (Notice the scale and the sword)

The High Priestess is actually associated with Cancer and is a water sign. (Notice the giant moon on the card.)

I know it's a stupid horror movie, but if you're a tarot reader, you're going to be very annoyed lol

[overlysarcasticpolls]

Not necessarily "Which is your sign" but which constellation is your favorite? Is it what it symbolizes, the myths about it, or something else altogether?

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[rainydetectiveglitter]

Astrological Transits: December 2023 - January 2024

Mercury in Sagittarius (Current): Your mind is set ablaze with expansive thoughts and a thirst for knowledge. Embrace this period for broadening your intellectual horizons. (Ends December 1, 2023)

Venus in Libra (Current): Relationships take center stage, and harmony is your guiding star. Focus on diplomatic approaches and aesthetic pursuits. (Ends December 4, 2023)

Mars in Scorpio (Current): Intensity defines your actions. Dive deep into your passions and harness the transformative power of focused determination. (Ends November 24, 2023)

Jupiter Retrograde in Taurus (Until December 30, 2023): Reflect on your personal growth and values. Jupiter turning direct signals a time for implementing lessons learned.

Saturn in Pisces (Current): Practicality meets dreaminess. Ground your aspirations with a realistic approach. Prepare for a shift as Saturn goes retrograde in June 2024.

Uranus Retrograde in Taurus (Until January 27, 2024): Expect unexpected twists in matters of stability. Embrace change and innovation, especially when it comes to your material world.

Neptune Retrograde in Pisces (Until December 6, 2023): Delve into your dreams and spiritual pursuits. As Neptune turns direct, seek inspiration from the ethereal.

Pluto in Capricorn (Current): Transformation beckons in structures of power. Embrace evolution, and anticipate a shift as Pluto enters Aquarius. (Ends January 20, 2024)

Chiron Retrograde in Aries (Until December 27, 2023): Healing may require introspection. As Chiron goes direct, use newfound wisdom to mend wounds and forge ahead.

Navigate the cosmic currents wisely, and may the stars illuminate your path! ✨🌌

[annabeiie420]

shout out to gemini moon cause i think it’s a unique placement. Witty, quick, fun and unwilling to bend to the rules while simultaneously caring what everyone thinks

[sprinkleskirby]

How is it that we're getting more reproductions of MH G1 dolls and the prices are still EXTREMELY high for the signature dolls, like they're not rare !! I shouldn't have to pay over $50 PLUS shipping (over $30 is pushing it too when the repros are $25) on a signature cleo !!! That's literally the price of her reproduction 2-pack WHICH INCLUDES DEUCE !! The only reason I'm not getting the 2-pack is because I don't collect boy dolls, so second hand should currently be cheaper or at least on par with the other reproductions in order to compete. PLUS the its not like its JUST the original dolls and the 2024 reproductions that have been made, these dolls have been reproduced multiple times...its insane that we have gotten to a point where $100+ prices for MONSTER HIGH PLAYLINE DOLLS is normal

[grey-ves]

does anyone else feel weird about the (years old now) trend of people describing their gender based on aesthetics? considering the context of a cultural obsession with aesthetics stemming from the individualistic push to define yourself independent of community? so that capitalism can divide and isolate us while also pushing more products on us?

not to mention that it just reinvents the wheel. it is not actually liberating. you just decided that instead of male and female the genders are tree and star etc.

gender has been made to equal personality, which is same the line of thinking that sexism is based on. it's just being turned into some kind of psychological determinism rather than biological.

instead of resisting socially-prescribed boundaries, they're given an expansion pack and a fresh coat of paint, and no change is actually made.

[astrobydalia]

Solar return observations

Virgo season is here which means my birthday is coming soon!!! I thought it would be fitting to share my first Solar Return observations with you. These are based on my experience, feel free to share yours!

Btw Ariel is my fave Disney princess I love her sm

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Fire rising in SR - these years were characterized for being SO SO chaotic and all over the place tbh. It was always a mix of good and bad things like damn I couldn't catch a break. So many rollecosters, STRESS, situations were I was at the edge of my seat, unpredictable and random stuff happening...

Air rising on SR - one word: fresh. Total opposite from fire risings. Air risings were years that felt so light and fresh! I felt like I was floating through the year in a good way! Just going with flow. And I've said this before the best most chill years where I've found myself thriving were Libra risings on SR (also venus in the 1st house)

Moon-Lilith conjunction in th SR - I felt like my life being sucked out of me and overall felt kinda unlucky that year. I felt so empty inside during this year it was insane. Also I was having mayor issues and conflicts with my mom

Chiron is in SR is a bit catastrophized imo. It can not only mean areas in your life that can "break" but also areas that could find healing or resolutions as well. Whenever I've seen the breaking or ending manifestation of this asteroid it was always from a place of reconsideration and healing rather destruction, like making peace with something. For example, Chiron in the 7th house could mean ending a relationship on good terms or unlearning unhealthy relationship patterns. On time I had Chiron in the 6th house and during that year I got a nice job after a long period of struggling to find a job. Of course it's nuanced and it can often be painful and disappointing process but I think people don't mention enough how Chiron is about finding relief as well

One time I read the SR for a client who had Pluto in the 6th house for that year and turns out she was planning to undergo surgery during that time for health reasons

Leo rising in SR - These years were TERRIBLE for some reason. Maybe it was due to Cancer 12th house but I was really struggling to find happiness and fulfillment in my life during these times

Cancer mars in the SR - So emotional!! Like truly it was years that were clouded by emotion. It was either due to family stuff, friends or relationships, but I was running on emotion all the time and I couldn't act on logic to save my life. However it's not like I was in my bed crying all day but rather these emotions were giving energy and motivation in some way. Somehow being emotional was always making be feel.... alive?

Moon in 12th house of SR - I was getting ready to move and separate from my family during this year

Taurus rising in SR - these years were surprisingly.... intense, specially with my relationships. A lot of patience, resisting and enduring. Every event that happened felt like I was going through a 10-year-long process and really had a strong impact in my life. Years were I reconsidered my priorities a lot and was really faced with what is it that I truly value

Uranus in the 1st house of SR - literally a few days prior to my bday I received shocking news that turned my entire year (and life) upside down so you can imagine how this energy played out. Life forcing changes on my life that I was not ready for but had to make it through one way or another

Virgo rising in SR - I started a new job!

Look at Part of Fortune and Vertex in your SR chart, these will be significant themes!

Capricorn rising in SR - I was.... borderline depressed here ngl. Those kind of years that never seem to end ever. I was receiving pressure from both my career life and my family life. Overall earth rising in the SR were years that felt very 'heavy' if that makes sense.

Juno in the 1st house of SR - these were years were I meant new people!!! I significantly enlarged my network

^Same thing with Venus/Libra/Vertex in the 7th house of SR. I didn't get into a relationships or had anything romantic going on, I met new people and made new friends in general. I also bought lots of new clothes and invested a lot in my image

Scorpio rising in SR -you know when you go through a very intense experience out of nowhere and then come out of it soon after like nothing happened and you're left feeling like "wtf was that for"? That's this.

Yod configuration in SR - very karmic life-changing and ground breaking events in my life. Before and after vibes

Moon in Capricorn in the SR - my girlboss era!!!! These were years were I began new professional opportunities like my first job or my first year in college

Moon in the 8th house of SR - you guessed it: trauma. I'm talking canon event kind of trauma. A family member died.

Vertex in the 8th house of SR - this was playing life on hard mode honestly. Not necessarily traumatic, but very complicated events and situations here that put you to the test

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[sayhoneysiren]

Venus in 11th/Aquarius people, can see the start and the end of a relationship and can see how the relationship will play out in the minds before it even happens.

If they feel like there is something in the relationship that they desire to experience, then they will be open to a bond. If not, they would rather love from a distance.

They know that sometimes things are better left alone.

They have many imaginary relationships in their minds but the other person will never know.

If they see that their partner needs to grow in a different direction, they will end the relationship. They are the type that may meet up with their lover again after years apart and continue the relationship like nothing ever happened.

They like to challenge those in authority every now and again.

In love they enjoy being stimulated mentally. They only accept partner who allows them to be 100% themselves. They are turned off by those who inhibit them. They understand that they are different but they don't see this as weird, they see it as genius.

Sex with these people can go anywhere and they can be turned on by anything. They have unique fetishes.

They are very straightforward in their responses and approaches to things.

Private about certain parts of their lives.

Don't want big displays of affection.

In a relationship they dislike too many expectations and require plenty of space in and outside relationships.

People can never guess what they will do next.

They always keep progressing and learning new things about themselves.

[badbookworm]

I was gonna 100% let it slide if on book 5 Tory and Darius actually ended up together after being Starcrossed if they slowly went back and worked it out and stuff. Because I really liked the breaking of the norm with refusing a soulmates, and it would've been much more genuine than them getting together because the stars said so. There is a lot of potential there.

But nooo, Everyone and their mother on this fucking book needed to force the thought onto Tory about them being perfect for each other and give Darius another chance, every one with a worse opinion on it than the last, and that while totally dismissing her traumas. (Gabriel talking about it made me so fucking mad)

Like, yes, she is clearly mizerable about it, but, they're all making like Darius is the victim?? And the ONLY victim?? Oh, Think about how he's feeling. That he's not that bad. He's not his father. You should've given him the chance to change, look at him now. Nah bitch, that's consequences of you actions, your actions have consequences even if you're being manipulated. Her reasoning of being scared if he would've hurt her even in love is super valid but all the character go past her saying this. Even her friends, God, pls stop putting Darius first.

I'm just mad. There was a great foundation there and all they needed to do was to let the characters go on their own pace, but they slammed it into the ground so early on the book. You could still have the plot B of the others trying to get them together, you didn't need to have them directly be "Yk, Darius could've been great, why were you such a bitch and didn't took it?" on Every. Single. Tory. Chapter.

[shesdr3aming]

was watching a video about this solar eclipse on oct 2nd and how it’s going to activate a six-month long transformation in our love life and honestly i’m either going to painfully pine over my ex or completely shut off from relationships or (best possible option) going to actually meet someone but struggle with overcoming self-sabotage for good

[boy-is-gray]

I need a boyfriend so fucking bad. Everyone I know irl and online sucks or is like. My best friend and I couldn’t view them in that light. I hate feeling like this I want to be loved and I want to love. AND I ALSO WANT TO POST WITHOUT LUCAS BULLYING ME

[campfirecrew]

Dear Internet Historians,

Snowing in school,

I walked to school on the icy paths today whilst the sky was pissing snow and I was all alone, because my friends who I normally meet at the train station weren’t there, NOT because our school had shut down, because it’s ICY and DANGEROUS, but because the train drivers are having a boycott as a late reaction to the whole shit prime minister problem. I was shivering like an engine and had to hold on to some random people’s fences to their front gardens to stop me from slipping and I hate everything. Then when I had to walk by the motor way it was even worse, because I had nothing to hold one for support so I fell on my ass about sixty times because we have shit school shoes with no grips. I had to shelter in Tesco express, because it was too cold and I was wearing fingerless gloves and as practical as they are in any other scenario, believe it or not in the snow it felt like my fingers were going to drop off. EVERYONE READING THIS don’t wear fingerless gloves in the snow. I bought some iced coffee whilst I was there, because tis the season for a cold drink and I just stood inside sipping it staring out of the window in misery of what of my treacherous journey there is left. I also played a game in my head where I guessed what the star signs of any person I saw were. The shopkeeper was definitely a Sagittarius, she just gave off that energy and seemed to have her life together. I also saw some random ass figure in the distance through the window who was running through the snow with a skull and a blazer- and that made me again aware of the time passing for some reason and thus I set off again. The fucker was definitely a Capricorn. I’m going to fast-forward us into when I actually arrived to school because it pains me to have to again go in to the details of what I had to endure, I’m sure you get the idea from what I’ve just been saying. So. I’m in school. I’m freezing and quite likely suffering from hypothermia. TWO THIRDS OF THE SCHOOL aren’t in. I at least actually showed up. Then. My fucking teacher. Guess who..? Ms MEAN! Tells me that I have a detention for being late without a call from a parent and because it’s Tuesday I have to stay in school TODAY. Well it sucks to be her, because due to the worry of it being too icy and dark for the pupils, our school closed after third lesson, which I barely had to sit through and my Mum was able to pick me up, because her work closed early too. So THERE MS MEAN.