#zodiac rant

[astrobydalia]

The different inner placements for each sign — observations+ranking

by astrobydalia

Disclaimer: these are based on my personal experience and opinions!!

Aries

Mercury: so insanely smart and fast thinkers. Very real, straight to the point and say-it-like-it-is kind of people, love them. I could hear them talk all day

ASC: most authentic people you'll meet!!! What you see is what you get. Also very spontaneous and effortlessly fun

Venus: love, so fun to be around and specially the women with this placement they're soooo hot

Sun, Mars: these are very similar imo. so loyal and protective people but they tend to be pretty crass and often come across as rude unintentionally. Aries Suns are more blunt and outspoken while Aries Mars can be more chill but they're more prone to attracting hate. Great people to have in your corner overall.

Moon: Stubborn as fuck. Not open to understanding anything beyond themselves so they tend go around life with HUGE tunnel vision. Trying to reason/negotiate with them is nearly impossible

Taurus

Moon: my god, you won't know emotional intelligence, calmness and care until you meet a Taurus Moon like DAMN. Their patience, empathy and sense of boundaries is just impecable

ASC: their energy is sooooo soothing like ugh. They have a very cute and comforting aura, very magnetic people and naturally gorgeous

Mercury: they speak slow or not too much but once they let a full sentence out it's usually GOLD

Sun: hmmmm they do tend to be kinda full of themselves but they have BDE and are pretty hot so I'll give them that

Mars: VOICE is soooo good. However they tend to be low-key problematic tbh. Will get very snappy and petty real quick

Venus: I know this is venus's domicile but... most taurus venus I've seen were low-key kinda..... harsh and stern in their love style?? And not all that loyal if im honest with you, they're only loyal when they see personal benefit/satisfaction. It’s true that they’ll spoil you if they truly love you tho

Gemini

Mars: comeback queens/kings, also very multi-talented. What else can I say they always manage to be so iconic

Moon: out of all gemini placements they're the most likely to sit down and really listen to you. Can be too honest, another say-it-like-it-is placement. Comforting others is not their forte but they're very tolerant and patient

Venus: golden retriever energy, extroverted and popular and I've said this before but they can be very loyal!!

Sun: they are cool and so so funny but can also be veeeeery immature and a bit self-righteous. I love them but that bad press they have in pop culture exists for a reason that's all im gonna say

ASC: they're very intelligent and entertaining but gemini on the asc is such a messy placement imo cause they have an identity/existencial crisis at least twice a day which can make them kinda chaotic people to have in your life (love you guys tho)

Mercury: talking with them is VERY annoying tbh. They will just roughly listen to what you say just keep interrupting and eventually start their own monologue. They ain't listening they aren't even wanting for their turn to speak they're just waiting for whatever opportunity to speak

Cancer

Mercury: such good listeners!! also they are very honest and genuine with what they say like aries mercury but more tactful

Venus: this placement soothes down the most fiery personality. They are very loved and inexplicably magnetic

ASC: mommy issues. I love their intuition and they are really good at creating community wherever they go but my only complaint is they are defensive 24/7

Moon: hit or miss. Either really emotionally mature person that wants to take care of everyone or very immature and childish with a victim complex

Sun: huge attention seekers. Insecure, codependent and always looking for validation. Tend to portray themselves as innocent/clueless/harmless, etc.

Mars: these are SLY motherfuckers, they scare me more than scorpio mars

Leo

Moon: I have to admit this placement surprised me for the better. Yes they can be egotistical and entitled but when developed leo moons are very profound and passionate people with strong morals and are really good at inspiring others and lifting them up

Sun: the main character complex rumors may or may not be true but their magnetism and charm is undeniable

Mars: extremely prideful, my way or the highway kinda attitude, but they’re usually pretty harmless people from what I’ve seen. Their anger can be intense but they let it go easily after some dramatic moment. Dedicated.

ASC: daddy issues central. Known to be the most introverted leo placement but they’re very very very attached to their pride underneath. They really do wanna be/feel special and unique to the point of keeping most people at arm’s length cause that’s how much they wanna distinct themselves

Mercury: won’t hesitate to change topics if they don’t care what is being talked about or it has nothing to do with them. Laser focused on their interests tho that’s pretty cool

Venus: yeah they're generous but also a bit overbearing and low-key snotty. Tendency to associate themselves with people they don’t like all that much just because it gives them status or cause they get to receive lavish treatment

Virgo

Mars: omfg I love this placement so much. They handle conflict with SO much grace and embody all the good traits of virgo (capable, responsible, hard workers, great to work with, helpful, self-accountable....) *lady gaga's voice* talented brilliant incredible amazing show-stopping spectacular-

Venus: genuinely very responsable, dedicated and loyal in their relationships and commitments. I always find myself often complimenting their style and fashion choices

Mercury: a bit of a menace bc they can be good liars but they're always very very talented individuals in whatever it is they do

ASC: pretty self-serving tbh and often come across as goody-two-shoes or know-it-alls but they're alright for the most part. The virgo placement that has it the LEAST together tbh

Moon: they'll be there for you when you need help or advice but they can be pretty judgmental. They have a tendency to not really give people some grace. If they genuinely like you tho they’ll be extremely appreciative of everything you do right. Supportive

Sun: Very standoffish personality. Hard on themselves on the surface but probably also has a hidden superiority complex. The only placement where I prefer the men over the women

Libra

Moon: least superficial libra placement. Very introspective, sweet and find it really easy to understand other's emotions in an unbiased way

Mercury: invented the concept of understanding and voicing other perspectives with necessarily agreeing. Mind of their own.

Venus: superficial and obsessed with the opposite sex? Yes. Extremely devoted in all their relationships? Also yes.

Sun: meh. I keep having this experience with Libra Suns where I think they're great at first but then they end up being... not so great after some time. They're not bad really but their air-headedness makes them very unreliable

ASC: Their charm is manipulative and can easily hide a shitty personality underneath (not always the case tho). They're also the most emotionally superficial/detached of the bunch

Mars: hypocrates, huge huge hypocrates. Dubious morality. Playing devils advocate

Scorpio

Sun: they mind their own business and are really good at picking their battles wisely, only taking out their “dark” energy when it’s needed

Mars: don’t bother them and they won’t bother you. That’s the golden rule. Otherwise they’re pretty chill and unproblematic, dark humor enjoyers and strong-willed. I won’t say they’re completely drama free but hey

Mercury: they’ll be open to talk about anything, you can tell them literally anything and will listen intently without judgement. They can easily use info against others or withhold info tho so make sure they can be trusted

ASC: y’all low-key enjoy toxicity and drama but you don’t wanna admit it!!! They really thrive in uncomfortable situations and probably likes gossip too. One of the most black-or-white mindset placements

Venus: yeah not the best in relationships. They don’t really give their all and when they do give something it’s never unconditional. Relationships are always a power dynamic to them

Moon: Very tricky placement. Life has not been kind to them oof. Either they’re very traumatized people with a good heart deep down or very traumatized people with a really ugly and nasty soul. They also romanticize psychopaths and antisocial behaviors for some reason?????

Sagittarius

ASC: yes Im biased I don't care. But, be honest, when have you met a sag asc that wasn't cool af? Case closed. Life's good as a sag asc and when it's not, we make it that way

Sun: if you keep the men out of the equation sag suns are amazing!!! Their personality is like a breath of fresh air

Mercury: soso profound and intelligent. Will introduce you to new perspectives, great researchers. So good at finding answers and solutions!!!

Venus: Very open-minded, they are genuinely very accepting of literally any kind of person! They will applaud and celebrate your differences and quirks however they tend to be flighty and pretty light on their feet

Moon: Anger issues!!! Very volatile and defensive people underneath that chill and funny persona. They have well-known beef with someone. Don't like admitting their wrong, prone to ghosting everyone 99% of the times

Mars: the most entitled and rude out of all the sagittarius placements. The type to laugh in your face and never take accountability, their attitude can be revolting if you ask me

Capricorn

Venus: they make me MELT. So incredibly attractive, reliable, such an impecable taste, the way they treat you will bring you to your knees like ugh I can't

Mars: most resilient individuals I've seen truly!! Literally nothing will bring them down. So so ambitious, focused and have endless energy love them

Sun: cap suns and I have natural synergy. They're very level-headed, reliable, loyal and mature. However they are huge fatalists, very pessimistic and my jupiterian ass ain’t got time for that

ASC: too obsessed with their status and/or how they're perceived compared to others in their circle like sis stop caring sm what others think and live a little!!!

Mercury: listen, these folks can be very intelligent and well-read, but they tend to come across as narrow-minded or bigoted sometimes with the things the say or how they say things

Moon: I wanna root for y'all cap moons but being honest I've seen this placement is very common in really toxic personalities. They hold lots of past resentments and can be very judgmental and mean similar to virgo moons

Aquarius

ASC: socially adaptable but they stay true to themselves at the same time. Attractive, loyal and fresh personality/presence.

Mars: veeeery likable and popular. They really are dedicated to making an impact on the people

Sun: when they just simply focus on being themselves and doing their own thing they're very genuinely special and chill people and great friends! However when they care too much about being making themselves special they're very egocentric and unnecessarily problematic

Venus: messy placement. Very welcoming but they have big trust issues. They go back and forth between 'everyone loves me' and 'everyone hates me' and so they act accordingly....

Mercury: super intelligent, great in debates and very convincing, they always make great points. However the god complex is BLATANT here, they really think they're the only one that's right

Moon: another deeply traumatized placement. They can be great advocates for the collective however they tend to lack empathy specially when it comes to interpersonal relationships

Pisces

Sun: rough around the edges at first but they are a lot more helpless and vulnerable than they seem on the surface. Also they are genuinely really good at disappearing??? You won't even notice they're gone. Their presence is striking tho

Mercury: "idk what the fuck she's saying but girl I am living!". They have such a rich inner world I can't. SEDUCTIVE

ASC: they are... functioning humans. They go around life not being completely sure of what's going on but hey that Jupiter is somehow making everything work for them

Moon: "There is an idea of Pisces Moons, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real them. Only an entity, something illusory. And though they can hide their wondering gaze, and you can shake their hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your life styles are probably comparable, they simply are not there"

Venus: I've already spilled the tea on this placement. Next.

Mars: ever person I've seen with this placement was mentally unwell like, severely. They're doormats for the most part but there's this hidden side of them that can turn into a total demon

by astrobydalia

[rainydetectiveglitter]

Chiron in 1st - Your identity will not make you more worthy/ Your identity will not make you more real. Embracing your imperfections and allowing yourself to evolve will.

Chiron in 2nd - Your possessions will not prove your value/ Your wealth will not make you secure. Elevating inner stability and self-worth beyond material things will.

Chiron in 3rd - Your words will not make you superior/ Your intellect will not make you right. Listening, learning, and remaining open-minded will.

Chiron in 4th - Your home and family will not define you/ Your family will not make you whole. Creating a sense of home within yourself will.

Chiron in 5th - Your creativity and romance will not validate you/ Your talents will not make you lovable. Expressing yourself authentically, without seeking approval, will.

Chiron in 6th - Your work ethic and routines will not make you invincible/ Your productivity will not make you worthy. Honoring your well-being and accepting yourself beyond what you do will.

Chiron in 7th - Your relationships will not complete you/ Your relationships will not fix you. Healing and accepting yourself first will.

Chiron in 8th - Your power and intensity will not make you untouchable/ Your intensity will not make you powerful. Embracing vulnerability and true emotional depth will.

Chiron in 9th - Your experiences will not make you superior/ Travel will not elevate your status. Finding meaning within yourself, not through external adventures, will.

Chiron in 10th - Your achievements will not secure your worth/ Your success will not make you respected. Living with integrity and staying true to your purpose will.

Chiron in 11th - Your social circles will not make you belong/ Your connections will not make you accepted. Accepting yourself fully, even outside of the crowd, will.

Chiron in 12th - Your spirituality will not make you special/ Your enlightenment will not make you untouchable. Integrating your spirituality into real, grounded life will.

[caturnmoon]

‼️ASTROLOGICAL HOT TAKE‼️Why does everyone do pretty much any Sag placement dirty? 🙃 I’ll give the Sag rising placement as a solid example since it’s a common one ; it doesn’t automatically mean you’re shaped like a circle and have the face of a horse. If anything, sag resembles the thighs and buttocks, and our peaches are renowned for their juiciness AKA the horse allusion. (I’ve seen some very rude descriptions of this placement. Please be kind). Being under jupiters influence it can expand everything it touches and is the ultimate benefic of the whole zodiac that resembles luck fortune and abundance and higher learning. If other planets aspecting the sag ascendant like Venus, Neptune, etc. it can enhance the traits of these planets as well. Jupiter can act as an amplifier in a chart. it’s the ultimate benefic and doesn’t automatically mean you’re a total loud goofball all of the time or are automatically plus sized (which much love, my lovely thicc/full figured ladies and gents. 😘)

Some of the most attractive people in the world have this placement. Princess Diana? Sag rising libra midheaven, Kim k? Sag rising libra midheaven, Scarlett Johansson? Sag rising. Brad Pitt? You guessed it! Sag rising. Heavy sag influence (since it IS a fire placement) can also mean an athletic muscular build as well, and someone very involved in outdoors sports/hunting and events. There’s two aspects to sag energy; the rugged hunter and the refined philosopher/sage (it’s the only sign whose symbol is a weapon [the archer] i.e. the “I aim” identifier. It’s also the season of the harvest, hello. I’ve yet to see anyone truly delve into Sagittarius beyond the commitment phobic, goof ball, hedonistic responsibility avoidant adventurer tropes. Although these can be some shadow aspects to the sign, they aren’t it’s WHOLE identity and that’s what’s got me in my saggitarian honesty/opinionated self currently. Perhaps I’ll do solely a Sagittarius series cause god know this social platform needs it to round out the plethora of beauty indicator posts, future spouse crap (if i see one more synastry post, im gonna explode.) Lilith placement, and any Venusian based placement (or Leo) posts. I would debate that in today’s social media astrology it’s one of the most misunderstood signs out there. As always, aspects and myriads of other placement will dial the interpretations further, but I’m just speaking for a lot of the face value descriptions of this sign namely.

Sincerely,

A Sagittarius stellium

[sayhoneysiren]

Venus in 8th/Scorpio people, can be highly sexually confident yet always feel judged by others for expressing their sexual energy.

Others seem to want to shame them and bring them down.

They must learn to praise themselves and give themselves their own value.

🖤

They can completely change people when they're in relationship. They hold an unseen power over others that people either run from it or succumb to.

They are drawn to the darker sides of people since they too can relate to their darkness.. (Not specifically toxic).

Their sex appeal very alluring. They are the ultimate Femme Fatales. Flirting, tempting and coquetry are how they magnetize their lovers.

They take pleasure in indulging in their desires and enjoy being in altered states of consciousness.

Their own power can isolate them because it causes intense reactions.

Can gain global recognition easily.

These people have a daredevil spirit within'.

They live exploring danger and the forbidden.

When it comes to any relationship they desire 'All or Nothing'

They don't trust easily and have strong defenses.

They could dabble in witchcraft and can be cunning and patient until they get what they want.

These people are impossible to control and refuse to become victims under someone else's control.

Make amazing detectives *stalkers* and help people uncover secrets.

[eff-ay-gee]

how tccblr looks at me when i say hear me out on jack the ripper or zodiac

[uniquementalityrunaway3]

Mars in the 12th House: Your Sign's Sneaky Shade Style

‼️Ever wondered how each zodiac sign throws subtle shade when their Mars is hiding out in the 12th house?

Let's just say, it's a whole vibe of passive-aggressive energy you might not even see coming.

Aries Mars in 12th:

Ghosting you when they're mad, then reappearing like nothing happened. "Oh, you texted? My phone must've been on silent... for three days."

Taurus Mars in 12th:

Suddenly developing a VERY strong preference for doing things their way, even if it's wildly inconvenient. "Nope, we HAVE to take this scenic route. It's 'better for the environment'."

Gemini Mars in 12th:

"Accidentally" forwarding that embarrassing email to the whole company, then acting shocked. "OMG, I didn't mean to! How did that happen?"

Cancer Mars in 12th:

The master of the guilt trip. "Oh, it's fine, I'll just stay home and cry while you have fun."

Leo Mars in 12th:

One-upping your stories with their own, but way more dramatic. "That reminds me of this time I wrestled a bear... single-handedly."

Virgo Mars in 12th:

Cleaning your entire house while you're out, then leaving a pointed note about how messy you are. "Just trying to help!"

Libra Mars in 12th:

Agreeing to everything, then complaining to everyone ELSE about how unfair it is. "I'm so overwhelmed, but I didn't want to say no..."

Scorpio Mars in 12th:

The silent treatment, but like, next level. You'll start questioning your own existence.

Sagittarius Mars in 12th:

Making jokes at your expense, then getting offended when you call them out on it. "Jeez, lighten up! It was just a joke!"

Capricorn Mars in 12th:

Setting unrealistic deadlines, then blaming you for not meeting them. "Well, if you were more organized..."

Aquarius Mars in 12th:

Ignoring you completely, but in a way that makes you feel like you're the one being unreasonable.

Pisces Mars in 12th:

Becoming a martyr. "It's okay, I'll sacrifice my happiness for yours. It's what I do."

🦋🖤Please take this as an experimental adventure to understand people better, Be open-minded & try not to be subjective, as surely, like anyone else, i do have my OWN subjectives that i would love to have a new prospective on my observations. Thank you for understanding✨ Feel free to add something or provide a new lense🖤🦋

Your Thoughts?

[ionesyapping]

So... Why do you dislike the zodiac?

Flashback towards any zodiac related post in 2018

"If you're a Leo you're brave and a good leader. If you're a capricorn you're a good friend and a trustworthy person. If you're a sagittarius you're kind and loyal... But if you're a taurus... Don't you dare stay near me... Don't you dare look at me... You're a lazy, fat bitch who only eats junk food and lay in bed like a fat cow that you are... You are lazy and pathetic and no matter what you do this will never change..."

So yeah, since 2018 I hate the zodiac and everything about it

[zabchan]

Sorry to bother you, but I don't know, I'm starting to wonder what are the zodiac signs of Moana 2🥲i know Maui is definitely a Leo and Moana a Cancer, but what about the others any thoughts😇☺☺??

*smacks down a soapbox* OK SO I HAVE OPINIONS.

First, my thesis statement:

Maui: Scorpio sun- specifically a scorpio/sag cusp on Nov 24/25. He oozes that trickster charisma, bit of that bad boy energy, he's very adaptable, flowing from shape to shape like the water element he was born in. He draws you in with that cocky grin but he will sting you if you get too close too fast! He has dark depths in his soul that not even he has explored, but another water sign might draw those feelings out with the right dose of empathy. (Foreshadowing) the sag cusp plays well into his love of freedom & exploration. He knows what the right path is but he often gets sidetracked or caught up in trying to get there in the flashiest, cleverest way possible XD

Now you can be forgiven for thinking he's a leo- I believe he's a Leo rising. That confident Swagger, the radiant easy charm, heck, even that full silky mane of curls- its his public mask. The golden hero he wants everyone to think he is. Even his supposed narcisism is a ruse-deep down he's got that watery core of insecurity that he tries to hide from the world under the firey Beacon of his smile. He appears social and friendly on the outside like a Leo, but he returns to that lone wolf lifestyle when things get too real.

Finally in the "big three" of maui's chart I believe he would be a Sagittarius Moon. A person's Moon sign represents their subconscious and a bit of how they dream. Maui of course has the unique experience of wearing his subconscious on his sleeve (tattoo)! Mini is a sassy lil fire sign who embodies his big self's wanderlust & free spirit. He encourages maui to be a "straight shooter" & gets mad when maui's scorpio tendacies 'sting' the people close to him...namely moana.

Speaking of moana!

I absolutely agree that Moana would be a Cancer sun sign! There is even official merch that places her as one, although it's far from Canon...

It's hard to read but you can tell it by the shape of the constellation on the Moana side & by the tamatoa on the back it's supposed to be the crab. Ironically, (for being crabs)Cancers are the mom friend of the group. Very empathetic, community minded, nurturing, both soothing and protective. Typical cancers are often homebodies, and prefer their comfort zone & company of their emotional support people...which sets up moana's main conflict; she's a Sagittarius rising.

as previously discussed, Sagittarius is all about travel & freedom. It's the part of moana who wants to chase that horizon line, who chafes at being stuck on one island forever but also deeply loves and connects with people & home. She wants the big adventure, the thrill and then to come home and share all she's learned, or better yet, take her home & love with her whenever she can. she does her best work when she embraces both sides of herself- the chief and the explorer- the Tautai. She knows the way forward And the way home.

That plus her moon sign puts moana's Birthday around July 16th. Her moon sign, I believe, is Scorpio.

Subconsciously, I think moana has a bit of trickster in her- the adaptability and secret ability to manipulate things into going her way- having lots of empathy can make you a kind, caring individual, but it can also be wielded as a hidden weapon. If you can empathize with your opponent, you can work out their motivations, their most likely next move and plan accordingly. Scorpio is clever, and can sus out hidden weakspots where their sting might be most effective. Moana uses her double-water sign empathy powers for good of course, and it makes her a naturally excellent therapist. It also enhances her lateral problem solving skills. Water has a way of finding its way through the tiniest crack and given enough time can reduce a mountain into a lake.

I haven't put as much thought into the other character's signs... I do think tala is an Aquarius, a tricksey air sign that most people think is a water sign. A keeper of knowledge and more than a little crazy...

Tamatoa ironically enough I see as another scorpio...maybe a scorpio rising with cancer subconcious moon, it'd be a waste if he didn't have crab somewhere in his "big three" XD plus one of the more materialistic, ambitious signs...Capricorn?

Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted talk 👄

[eclipseangel]

જ⁀➴°⋆ make assumptions about me based on my birth chart pleaseee ૮ • ﻌ - ა

[astrobydalia]

Vietnamese astrology observations

Some observations on the Vietnamese astrology signs to celebrate the lunar new year. Disclaimer: these are based on observations and experiences from my pov as a dragon lmao As always credits to @novy2sirius for the inspo and knowledge of these things.

astrobydalia

🎋I've rarely seen Tigers getting married or having a relationship that lasted more than 1-2 years💀​💀 But the few ones that I've seen with stable marriages had spouses who were incredibly independent, someone who they admire and acts like they don't need/want the tiger person all that much. When tigers have these kinds of parters, they seem to be the most devoted and engaged in their relationships

​​💮​Tigers are highly attracted to danger (e.g. Mr Beast), sometimes to very concerning extents

​​💮​Tigers 🤝 having the attention span of an ipad kid. They like to command attention to themselves but don't like it when others demand their attention

​​💮​Which speaking of, Tigers ooze main character energy I’ve noticed. They are the star of the show and they know it. It's hard to not notice them in a room and honestly they really do have that 'it' factor, have this ‘unique’ energy to them (I think Lady Gaga is very representative of this vibe)

​​💮​My honest opinion on Tigers tho is that they’re annoying af, tend to be very abrupt and the kind of people who don’t know when it’s time to stop and stfu. Tiger men in particular I’ve noticed tend to say and do very inappropriate things often.... However I've seen older/more mature tigers that are pretty chill and simply have BDE

🎋Cats/Rabbits have beautiful smiles and a very youthful look to them. I’ve noticed however that they tend to smirk a lot, often appear cunning and mischievous cause they looooove messing with people, a lot of teasing and provoking. Very witty.

​​💮​Also, cats/rabbits are pretty horny and slutty. Even when they don't talk about sex at all their energy is very sensual, they come off as "easy" iykwim

​​💮​I’ve also noticed cats/rabbits have like some glow to them idk they look like this ✨🎀🪄 to me

🎋Horses are talented and really good at their job and crafts but they are also kinda bland and uninteresting tbh. On a surface level, they are cool cause they are rather playful, social and very engaging, they also have an approachable and warm aura. However they feel a lil vapid and superficial to me after some time. They don't look deeper into things and don't consider long-term consequences. They're also pretty aloof and inexpressive a lot of times

​​💮​Horses are very agile tho both mentally and physically. They are quick to respond to immediate or short-term situations/problems and I've also seen they are prone to be on the go 24/7

​​💮​I’ve also noticed horses tend to look strong, fit, muscular or in shape even when they don’t go to the gym

🎋I don't initially gravitate towards snakes but I always end up vibing with them incredibly well. Very profound, intelligent and insightful people. They have a lot of knowledge and wisdom about life. If you are looking to have philosophical convos they will totally deliver, both street smart+book smart

​​💮​It's extremely hard to get close to them on a personal level tho. They have sus energy and seem to hide a shit ton of things about themselves.

​​💮​Snakes are also very good at easing themselves into leading positions, they sneakily take charge of situations.

​​💮​Snakes have a wild side when underdeveloped tho. A lot of snakes I know are into conspiracy theories and/or are all about this idea of going against the system or the stablished rules but like in a very unhinged way. Tend to also make apparently mindless decisions that make ppl go "wtf are you doing?". In many cases they can become controversial af (e.g. Kanye, JK Rowling)

​​💮​Something I’ve noticed a lot with Snakes is that they tend to randomly ghost people. They’re the kind of people who you never really know where you stand with them unless y’all are super duper close. Tend be secretly very judgmental and have a very all-or-nothing mindset in their relationships (obsessive AF). They play A LOT of mind games with ppl all the time

🎋Both Tigers and snakes have difficult love lives and are prone to getting in abusive relationships. What I’ve seen with snakes in particular is that they tend to be the toxic and manipulative ones most of the times (e.g. Chris Brown). With tigers I've seen it go both ways but what stands out with them is that they tend to get in relationships where there is a MAYOR power imbalance in some way such as huge age gap or things like that (e.g. Amber Heard or Marylin Monroe). Tigers are attracted to forbidden people and that's also why they are the most prone to cheat

🎋RoostersI've noticed have very neat features, sharp jawlines, high cheekbones, nice lips, etc. They always look really snatched af and their bodies seem to have perfect proportions regardless of their body type.

​​💮​And yeah I've seen they are indeed the most arrogant out of all the signs here

🎋Both Snakes and Roosters are rather funny and sarcastic, but roosters pull it off more naturally. They guenienly have an unbothered and unserious vibe to them so humor comes to them effortlessly even when they don't try at all. With snakes it feels like they are intentionally trying to be punny so it doesn't land the same a lot of times

​​💮​A lot of roosters have memorable moments that become iconic memes😭:

​​💮​A lot of Roosters ik actually do not think of themselves as being funny or charming at all. They usually describe themselves as serious and hardworking

🎋Dragons have a very large and in charge personality, they often appear chill and normal at first glance but I’ve noticed they tend to be known for being unapologetic and highly expressive (Rihanna, Ryan Raynolds, Emma Stone, Adele, Kenue Reeves)

​​💮​When developed dragons quite literally and genuinely don’t give a fuck what people think, say or do to them. “Im just doing me” energy

​​💮​Dragons tend to enhance their own self-importance as a defense mechanism when they’re insecure tho. They might or might not be the most confident but they’d rather die than let others see that

​​💮​Dragons very often lack self-accountability or self awareness and tend to not handle conflict well. They are prone to having one-sided beef with people who aren't even thinking about them, I’ve seen this so much!!!!💀💀😭 It's giving:

​​💮​On that same line, Dragons tend to be advocates against mean or bad ppl I've noticed but this often manifests as them getting in personal vendettas about things that have absolutely nothing to do with them. So a lot of times all they're doing is causing a chaos nobody asked for

🎋Goats I wanna protect tf out of them. It's so hard to stay mad at them fr, they have the most endearing energy and they're very popular from what I've observed.

​​💮​When underdeveloped goats have the worst emotional intelligence and tend to be very emotionally volatile. Tend to take things personally very easily and make other people pay for their own issues

​​💮​Goats are the definition of a simp when in love or in a relationship. They LOVE romance and tend to be really good at it as well

​​💮​Goats are very soft spoken too!! I always find myself LOVING their voice or the way they speak, it's really soothing and hypnotic

🎋I honestly don’t like monkeys all that much, I can vibe with them cause we’re friend signs or whatever but they tend to be pretty childish, emotionally immature and self-centered imo. They can be very deep and intelligent but also fail to be responsible and take things seriously a lot of times

​​💮​The good side of them is that they are very creative and they are the type of person that never gets old to have around, they have many hidden talents

​​💮​Something else I like about Monkeys is they are really good with kids and are very family oriented. They truly love children and will prioritize the younger people in their life whether it’s their own kids, their siblings, etc

​​💮​I've also noticed Monkeys can be big big liars. They lie a lot and for no reason at all.

🎋Pigs aren't really all that ambitious, what they mainly want out of life is to live with as much comfort, ease and financial stability as possible and that's it. The good thing about this is that this can make them rather genuine people, not the type to have a hidden agenda or anything like that

​​💮​Pigs tend to be lazy but they can be hardworking at the same time. They drag their feet to do anything but when they finally bring themselves to put in the work they actually deliver great results. They are VERY financially smart too, you can count on them to get high-value and high-quality stuff

​​💮​Honestly pigs actually have a lot of potential, they can be very disciplined but their main thing is that they expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter

​​💮​I’ve noticed pigs are very likable but also tend to be socially awkward at the same time. They're like that one introverted person everyone loves and wants in the group

🎋I don't vibe with oxes for some reason. They appear calm, unassuming and grounded but my god they are strategic, calculating and ruthless affff. Very self-righteous too, have a very unapproachable energy😭

​​💮​Oxes have a very harsh and cold “you gotta do what you gotta do” mindset and which can be really good but I think that's what I find the most unsettling about them. If you try to appeal to their more emotive side once they’ve set their mind on something they’ll look at you like this:

​​💮​Oxes are very disciplined and resilient tho. If people try to tear them down those people will fail miserably. Truly a force to be reconned with

​​💮​Oxes are super duper loyal too in EVERY aspect of their life, similar to dogs

​​💮​A lot of oxes that I've seen were surprisingly into occult as well or were into holistic forms of self-improvement. They can be very "zen" people

🎋Oxes and pigs are the most materialistic signs from what I've seen.

🎋Snakes and dragons are the biggest gatekeepers. Not just with material things but with anything that is valuable to them and gives them sense of power (think of the legends of dragons always guarding a treasure and the sneaky and secretive nature of snakes)

🎋Rats are usually very playful and energetic I’ve seen but in a more graceful and charming way. Very good entertainers and cool people to have around to be honest, another sign that tends to be popular.

​​💮​Rats seem to be all-rounders, very adaptable, fast learners and open-minded which is the main reason why I've seen they find success in the matrix.

​​💮​The main negative I’ve seen with rats tho is that they can be rather opportunistic and hypocritical but they hide this very well. They’re really good at sweet talking others and staying in people’s good graces. Very manipulative and deceitful, they can easily hide any ulterior motives and appear genuine to others

​​💮​A lot of Rats I know are interested in health and wellness in some way, having good hygiene, eating good food, working out, meditating, etc. Cooking in particular is a big thing with them I've noticed

🎋Dogs feel very mid to me….. I recognize they are MUCH more creative, intelligent and clever than horses imo but their go with the flow energy can make them very unoriginal or predictable.

​​💮​Dogs are also the definition of “same old story”. Strong tendency to stay stuck in the past, going back to their old ways and never really reinventing themselves

​​💮​The good thing about this tho is that its true dogs are loyal and consistent af tho, the kind of loyalty and devotion most people would only wish to find in someone and they are also peaceful, compromising and charming

​​💮​Dogs are very pretty too, they clean up nicely but I've noticed they tend to be super insecure about their image

​​💮​Dogs appear kind and trustworthy regardless of what kind of person they are deep down. Either they're genuinely very lawful and righteous people or very fake and phony, the type to smile to your face while planning to murder you in their heads

That's all folks!

astrobydalia

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What Not to Do with Your Chiron: A cautionary tale from Meghan Markle’s 11th-House Wound

Chiron wounds are tricky. They’re the part of us that never quite heals, no matter how much we try to fix, prove, or control them. The more we chase validation in this area, the more it feels like rejection follows.

Meghan Markle is a prime example of this. She has Chiron in the 11th house, the house of community, social impact, networks, and collective belonging. This means her deepest wound is tied to fitting in with groups, being accepted by the public, and making a large-scale impact.

And yet, what does she keep pushing? 11th-house themes. She leans into the role of a global humanitarian, a community leader, someone trying to create large-scale influence… but instead of being embraced, it constantly backfires. The more she tries to prove herself in this space, the more rejection, criticism, and skepticism she receives.

Her new show, With Love, Meghan, is a perfect example. It’s meant to be warm, uplifting, and communal. But instead of praise, it’s being called inauthentic, calculated, and disconnected from reality. Why? Because she’s forcing an 11th-house role rather than letting it unfold naturally.

What Not to Do with Your Chiron (Using Meghan Markle as a Case Study)

1️⃣ Don’t force the wound. Chiron isn’t meant to be “overcome” through sheer effort. The more you try to prove yourself in this area, the more it feels like you're swimming against the tide. Meghan’s relentless push to be seen as a global humanitarian keeps triggering resistance instead of support.

2️⃣ Don’t seek external validation. Chiron wounds often make us crave approval in that specific area. But acceptance in the 11th house can’t be forced, it has to happen naturally. The more Meghan tries to craft an image of social impact, the more it comes off as curated rather than authentic.

3️⃣ Don’t mistake performative efforts for real connection. The 11th house rules genuine community and belonging, not just PR campaigns. People sense when someone is trying too hard. Instead of telling the world she cares, Meghan’s best move would be to let her impact speak for itself.

4️⃣ Don’t ignore your strengths Meghan has Fortune (a point of luck) in the 11th house, meaning opportunities for public influence are already there. Instead of constantly pushing her narrative, she would benefit from simply letting things flow. Her luck will work better when she stops trying to micromanage how she’s perceived.

Instead of chasing recognition in your wounded area, lean into what feels natural and effortless. Meghan’s struggle shows that Chiron wounds can’t be “fixed” through PR strategies, they have to be moved through with authenticity and self-awareness.

Want to stop the backlash? Stop forcing what isn’t landing. Instead of trying to control how people see you, let your presence and actions do the talking.

Because when you push Chiron’s wound, the universe pushes back imo

[sayhoneysiren]

Venus in 11th/Aquarius people, can see the start and the end of a relationship and can see how the relationship will play out in the minds before it even happens.

If they feel like there is something in the relationship that they desire to experience, then they will be open to a bond. If not, they would rather love from a distance.

They know that sometimes things are better left alone.

They have many imaginary relationships in their minds but the other person will never know.

If they see that their partner needs to grow in a different direction, they will end the relationship. They are the type that may meet up with their lover again after years apart and continue the relationship like nothing ever happened.

They like to challenge those in authority every now and again.

In love they enjoy being stimulated mentally. They only accept partner who allows them to be 100% themselves. They are turned off by those who inhibit them. They understand that they are different but they don't see this as weird, they see it as genius.

Sex with these people can go anywhere and they can be turned on by anything. They have unique fetishes.

They are very straightforward in their responses and approaches to things.

Private about certain parts of their lives.

Don't want big displays of affection.

In a relationship they dislike too many expectations and require plenty of space in and outside relationships.

People can never guess what they will do next.

They always keep progressing and learning new things about themselves.

[wolfaartmation]

Hey guys! I have a proposition to make!

How about... WE STOP SHIPPING THE MINORS (aka the bronze and silver) WITH THE GOLD SAINTS WHO ARE ADULTS THANK YOU???

That count for Saori and Hades/Julian bruh they're her uncles. Ik this is greek mythology but be decent bruh.

[femslashspuffy]

It actually does track that I would only recognize the wwdits rosemary's baby reference (classic horror movie) and not like.... notorious crime film and old ass sitcom finale

[black-witches-haven]

If you're wondering if the Tarot movie is any good, the first person who gets their reading is a Libra and the reader says that the card they're associated with is The High Priestess.

I'm sorry, but as a Libra myself this is WRONG! 😭

Libra is associated with the Justice card and is an air sign. (Notice the scale and the sword)

The High Priestess is actually associated with Cancer and is a water sign. (Notice the giant moon on the card.)

I know it's a stupid horror movie, but if you're a tarot reader, you're going to be very annoyed lol

[overlysarcasticpolls]

Not necessarily "Which is your sign" but which constellation is your favorite? Is it what it symbolizes, the myths about it, or something else altogether?

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