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[paulftompkins]

PHILADELPHIA:

Varietopia is coming to youse!

June 16th & 17th, Underground Arts

NOT TO BE MISSED

FRIDAY TICKETS

SATURDAY TICKETS

Art: Nathan Diffee

[tmt-sketch-a-day]

Sketch a Day 2875-Zipperhead- 1/7/24

[kevzinudeep]

[tributes-vamps-and-ginnyweasley]

I haven't been able to read for over a year (and have had problems with it for 2 years before then) due to medical reasons. I just recently was able to get a surgery to help that and have finished my first book.

And whenever anyone asks, I will have to explain the ABO, smutty, AO3-inspired thing that is Bride by Ali Hazelwood...

But honestly it was worth it

[boopsloop363]

Me at the Korean restaurant

[thechiaripillow]

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[cutneteel]

mitski suck so bad

[cass-selfshipping-wonderland]

Hello! My name is Cas (They/Them) and i am 20 years old and this is my selfshipping blog!

My account 16+, only because theres going to be some suggestive stuff on here, and any explicit stuff will be under a cut

Feel free to spam posts on my account

Anti and proship dni

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My F/O list!

~Romantic~

Loki from Son Of The Mask (Filed under "Mischief management")

Eli Gold from The Good Wife/Good Fight (Filed under "pure gold <3")

Glitch/Ambrose from Tin Man (Filed under "Zipperhead Inc.")

~Familial~

Brackish Okun from Independence Day/IDR (Filed under "Science bros: the reboot")

Crowley From Good Omens

Azriaphale from Good Omens

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[dearabby1990]

Chapter 1 Can I help you?

Today was the start of a lot of firsts and new things for you. You left New Jersey to get away from your toxic father. After your mother passed of cancer you father became a bitter shell of his former self. Blaming everything wrong on you & making you feel less then human for even breathing. You couldn’t take it anymore feeling as if the weight of the world was crushing you. You decided one day to pin a map to your bedroom wall you spun twice & threw at dart at the map promising yourself wherever it landed is where you’d be going. So that’s why you’re here now in Hawkins Indiana working stocking the new dock martins that just came in next hanging all the new jackets that came in today. Nearing your lunch break you couldn’t be more excited to eat and catch a cigarette. The moment you were about to go you here the bell of the door. Not looking up you speak to the customer “welcome to zipperheads is there anything I can help you with today?” You hear the person walk forward no reply you lift your head to see the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen in your life. Brown eyes that looked like warm pools of caramel and Amber his dimples as he smiled at you his long curly hair falling perfectly around the frame of his face. You felt like the air had been sucked out of your lungs. “Hey there pretty girl I don’t know could you help me I’m looking for a new pair of jeans and some new boots” pretty girl?? Oh he’s laying it on thick but who are you to complain when such a gorgeous creature gives you a compliment . “Sure right this way we have fitting rooms in the back to the right just give me your measurements & I’ll pull some stuff for you to try and pull out our boots for you to take a look at” he smiled as he followed behind you you gesture to a chair for him to sit he does willingly smiling watching you as your fingers run across the hanger’s grabbing items and looking at him with the smallest smile each time. Finally coming back with a handful of items “Okay here you are sir go ahead and try them out and if you need anything else I’ll be right over there getting some boots together for you” you smile up at him and he looks at you with confusion. “Uh.. umm sir??.. no please that makes me feel so old you can call me Eddie by the way I didn’t catch your name??..” you cheeks are burning red in embarrassment. “Oh my… I’m so sorry! I feel like an ass!” You huff out in frustration that you just made yourself look a fool “Jamie but my friends call me Jame” you say extending your hand to shake his. He smiles at you & you get lost in his eyes for a moment why does he have to be so damn beautiful?! “I love your name pretty name for a pretty lady” oh my he’s definitely flirting you can’t help but giggle. You scurry to the back to get him some men’s size 13 boots he steps out of the dressing room in one of the jeans you picked for him he looks at you with this softness to his eyes then smiles “wow I really like these they fit great you have a good eye” you giggle “what can I say I know my clothes & they look amazing on you turn around let me make sure they’re a good fit” he smiles and dramatically spins for you as if he’s a model on display “you checkin me out princess?” Your face feels like it’s on fire & he doesn’t fail to notice it. “So um.. I don’t wanna be to forward but do you like… have a… boyfriend or anything?..” your eyes go wide words fail to register what your mind wants to say he looks nervous “look I’m sorry I didn’t mean to..” you cut him off “NO! I mean no I don’t have a boyfriend” you look even more of a bundle of nerves now. He laughs “Okay so would it be alright if I asked you to goto a movie Saturday maybe grab a bite to eat?.. I mean if you want to that is?” You couldn’t believe it excitement ran through your veins this gorgeous man wanted to take you out and who were you to tell him no. “I’d really like that Eddie” he fist bumped the air before quickly recovering smiling at you. “Okay cool & I’ll definitely be taking those jeans and that black pair of boots on your left thanks for your help princess”

[enddaysengine]

Chronicles of Darkness Index

Last update: Dec 11, 2022

Adaptations

Ghastly (Ghost)

Articles

Lancea et Sanctum and Theology

Let’s Read Parasite Rex - Introduction

Let’s Read Parasite Rex - Chapter 1

The Shadow and the Gauntlet (Cosmology)

The Wolf and the Raven (Dark Era)

Items

The Perfect Dress (Memento)

Night Horrors

Black Cat (GM Angel Familiar)

Burning Spiders (Spirit)

Claimed Echo

Damned Jack (Supernal)

Galvanism Cult

Ghost Bats (Animal Ghoul)

Grandfather Moros (Chthonian)

King of Silver (Spirit)

Lionel Hawk & Associates (Conspiracy)

The Master’s Hound (Animal Ghoul)

Melione (Chthonian)

The Monk in the Cathedral (Temple Guardian)

Old Man Mackenzie (Fey-Touched Hunter)

The Phantom (Temple Guardian)

Watchful Elves (Angel)

Winter Murder Floofs (Spirits and Claimed)

Yule Devil (Werewolf)

Zipperhead, Claimed (Claimed Vampire)

Plothooks

Beasts

Changelings

Ghouls (and apparently I talked about them twice, so here’s post #2)

Horrors

Hunters

Mages

Mummies

Prometheans

Shaunkhsen

Sin-Eaters

Spirits

Unchained Demons

Urged 

Vampires

Werewolves

[playstationpark]

Zipperhead Wins 'Bio F.R.E.A.K.S' PlayStation

[iamdangerace]

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead …

[magsdomino]

Meanwhile, on a Saturday at Zipperhead

[kitkatt0430]

Iris arrives at the remains of the old Kent farm in Kansas where, five years ago, the Kent family and the author - and conman - HR Wells disappeared when a tornado tore through the farm. She's supposed to be fact gathering for a follow up story - the Kent family isn't exactly a big deal outside of Smallville, but HR Wells had been part of a rather big scandal at STAR Labs. One that had caught the whole nation's attention. Of course, five years later it's barely going to be an interest piece, but Iris is curious to find out what really happened anyway.

No one ever found the bodies. If Iris can, then she can give the Kents' friends and family closure. She can give Randolf Morgan his friend to bury. She can close the book on what really happened when the tornado destroyed the farm.

Of course, a storm comes out of nowhere while Iris is investigating the farm and she takes shelter in the half-destroyed barn. Which does nothing to protect her. The rest of the barn is ripped away, but the room Iris is in stays intact as it glides up into the tornado and... far away.

When Iris wakes up and leaves her little shelter, she finds herself in a land unlike anything she's ever seen before. But some things stay the same. She's on a farm. Run by the Kent family. A very alive Kent family.

Martha and Jonathon Kent are very nice, but Iris quickly realizes their son Clark is still missing. Taken by the Wicked Warlock, they tell her. Just a little over a year ago, when the fighting in North OZ got too close to their little midland farm. HR Wells had gone to try and find the kid, but had lost the trail somewhere around the capital city. He was still looking, according to his latest letter anyway. But he'd gotten tied up in some political problem that he was certain was related to Clark's abduction. The Kents would've gone themselves, but between Jonathon's bad heart and Martha's difficulty walking... better they stay at the farm with the Munchkins in the nearby town looking after them.

Iris has no idea if this is a weird dream or really real - yet - but she ventures into town to learn more about this Wicked Warlock fellow and the fighting in North OZ. There she gets an earful about the Wicked Warlock of the West - in rhyme, which quickly loses novelty - and how the Evil Eobard Thawne is trying to take over the North, protected by the Good Witch Caitlin. And the equally evil Warlock of the East, Hunter Zolomon, has been threatening the southern and middle countries (fighting hasn't broken out in earnest yet), though the Good Witch of the South - Frost - has been keeping them safe for now. Though word is Frost hasn't been seen in a few weeks.

After thinking things over, Iris starts heading North along the Old Yellow Road, which leads to the capitol city. Along the way she finds a political exile - a zipperhead (yup, taking influence from the Tin Man mini-series here) - calling himself Barry. He can't remember much more than his name given that his brain was stolen by the Warlock of the West, but he's certain he was a good person and definitely not a criminal before his brain got taken away. Iris needs a guide so she gives him the benefit of the doubt.

Then Iris and Barry find an old iron maiden type device - a cryochamber, according to Barry (who briefly remembers he used to work as an inventor before forgetting again) - and release the man inside. Eddie Thawne, a Tin Man (lawman, of course, more mini-series influence) who'd attempted to arrest his own cousin, Eobard, before he ascended to being the Warlock of the West. He failed, of course, and Eobard thought it'd be funny to torment him for the rest of forever by leaving him in the cryochamber, able to watch the world but not ever be a part of it. He joins Barry and Iris and they head for what should be a shortcut through an old orchard.

Except the orchard is dead, it's former keepers are hungry, and they accidentally save a seer on the run from the West. Cisco escaped the castle and has no intention of ever going back. Or ever having visions again.

The four make for an odd group, but they head to Central City - the capital city, of course - together. The old Emerald City on the hill... where they learn an old tradition's been re-instated by the new Mayor. Everyone in the city must wear green sunglasses, tinting the whole place a lovely Emerald. A moral booster, thought up by Mayor HR Wells.

Iris manages to get an audience with the Mayor by name dropping the Kents and he explains the situation as he knows it. Eobard got his hands on some ancient magicks and kidnapped Clark because he's got super powers, being the last survivor of Krypton. Iris revisits the 'am i dreaming' question at learning now there's magic and aliens going on. Eobard was using magic to control Clark, making him Eobard's enforcer but the magic grew weak in the rain. HR thinks that getting the kid soaked would give him a chance to break free but they'd yet to successfully pull off the equivalent of dumping a cooler of water on the teen yet.

Eddie is determined to take out Eobard and Barry's now dedicated to helping Eddie (it's Iris/Barry/Eddie/Cisco for the ship, give Iris all the cute boys) and Iris decides to go with them. Cisco is terrified but he cares about the other three too much by now and agrees to guide them to Eobard Thawne's lair.

It eventually turns out that the water thing is actually Eobard's weakness and he melts. Barry observes that it's a side effect of the artifact Eobard was using to artificially expand his powers. Iris just kind of stands there holding the bucket, staring at the goo that used to be a person, and wonders if mis-aiming a bucket of water counts as a self-defense murder.

Clark goes home and Iris takes her little group back to Central where HR introduces them to Caitlin. Her ex-husband Ronnie (amicably divorced) is going to take over as the Warlock - non-evil - for the Western region since he's part of a group known as FIRESTORM. They'd been fighting Eobard's forces, unable to break through the line (or sneak through, like Iris's little group had) until Eobard's death caused a number of mind controlled servants to come back to their senses.

Big party because ding-dong the evil Warlock #1 is dead. Sure, there's Hunter Zolomon and Caitlin's worried about her sister Frost, but there's half the OZ's biggest problems fixed. Barry's brain is located and re-installed, though he'll always be a bit absent minded. And probably late.

They head back to the Kent farm to check on things there only to learn that fighting has broken out in the South after all. And by fighting, they mean Zolomon has been razing towns for the fun of it. To the East it is. The polycule's got another evil warlock to off.

And by that point? They are absolutely a polycule. Barry and Cisco are cuddlers so having lots of people to cuddle at night? They are both thrilled. And while Iris started off wanting a way home, she's decided she is home now that she's got Eddie, Barry, and Cisco.

[intercal]

One Saturday I took a walk to zipperhead,

[carriershoukaku]

"zipperhead" is such a weird slur if you ever call me a zipperhead i am going to assume you're just very 4chan-brained