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[thekuraning]

KURA'S WEBSITE!

I have TOO MANY FICS to list in my pinned post! So what's the solution? Why, to make my own webbed site, of course!

[adamk201]

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I see that you also write for creepypasta. I would like to requests for some headcanons with slender man and s/o who tries to help him loosen up. please and thank you.

[it’s been a hot minute since i wrote for slendy but by god he’s fun]

Slenderman as an entity has survived for longer than time had a name. For as long as fear has existed in mankind, there has been Slenderman

So seeing you constantly around him, trying to get him to smile or lighten up on his daily routines? It’s… jarring to say the least

He’s’ very focused on his job, but is also focused on your needs as his s/o

So he finds you NEED to ‘loosen up’ as you call it but if you want him to he’ll? Try he supposes?

It doesn’t work a lot of the times

Mostly it’s like. One or two tentacles wiggling around to help or join you in whatever it is you’re trying to get him to do

Sometimes he’ll send a proxy to help you out and when you complain about how its not the same as him actually being there he’ll relent 

Don’t expect a lot out of him

He will refuse to do something extreme with you. Going out in public or to somewhere far away on vacation? Absolutely not he’ll refuse outright

Something small like baking with you or dancing in your living room when he’s sure no one is watching? Okay he can swing that

On that same note I feel like he’s a really good dancer. He does swing super well and can and will throw you in the air with those tentacles

If you go the NSFW route with him then the best way to get him to chill is to touch his shoulders and run your fingers down his tentacles, teasing them and maybe even kissing them

It’ll get him to arch into you and growl, purring when he feels your soft touch on his body before he pins you to the ground with his terrifying hands

He’ll get super close to you, as if asking if this is what you want

If you respond by cheekily kissing his mouthless face then he will absolutely go feral on you

I mean it’ll work in loosening him up but you probably won’t be able to walk for a few days after

[german-enthusiast]

Instagram accounts for german learners

that are not primarily about language learning

mademyday - jokes, often interactions between people

jodel (any acc with "Jodel" in them) - posts taken from the uni-student app Jodel, in which students share (funny) stories, similar to mademyday

tagesschau - german news

zfd-info - public german broadcaster

elhotzo - their own posts from twitter posted on instagram, they joke about social conventions and criticize (German) politics

bestofkleinanzeigen1 - posting funny/stupid interactions from eBay, Quoka etc (places similar to craigslist)

twitterperlen - best german twitterposts of the day

notesofgermany - photos of notes people left for others in public

reblog and add the German instagram accounts you follow!

[shadowbunnydragon]

To Chief Bogo: Is this you? (Pulls out an old firefighter calendar from ten years ago and the model for July is a water buffalo that looks like the chief) Did you lose a bet with the ZFD and had to do this?

Bogo, letting out a hefty sigh: "Yes, and everyone already knows that that is indeed me in the picture. I and several of my officers list a bet and had to pose for the firefighter calendar that year. And before you ask, yes there is now a similar bet going where if the ZPD loses, we will have to do so again... I do believe my wife is rather conflicted on the matter, as she did rather enjoy that year's calendar."

[bluestbee]

My absolute favorite dogbrained "criticism" I've seen so far of dawntrail is when rot13 Bgvf vf qrsraqvat Fcurar nsgre oernxvat bhg bs uvf oenvajnfuvat va znlor gur orfg fprar va gur ragver ZFD naq fbzrbar va gur pbzzragf jnf yvxr "Rez, jul vf ur gelvat gb qrsraq ure? Vs fur qvrf gura fur'yy whfg ubc vagb nabgure ebobg, vf ur fghcvq?" Literally the most cinema sins ass take you could ever have upon seeing that shit on your screen

[theanticool]

Josiane Nunes takes UD over Zarah Fairn Dos Santos. 29-28.

Josiane Nunes battles through adversity to take the decision off of ZFdS. A tough tought fight for both ladies. In her first fight in three years, Fairn got a tireless power puncher who would come forward without stopping. And Nunes got a woman who was like a full foot taller than her.

It wasn’t a technically pretty fight. Fairn threw some nice straight shots and body shots early, but it was a lot of staring at her own work. She eventually slowed down and got content waiting at the end of range, probably from being tired. Nunes then started landing big shots with the left hand. Upstairs and downstairs. Fairn rallied and had a good first half of the third before catching a bunch of left hands that slowed her down. Lots to work on for both if they hope to move forward. Nunes needs to learn to close distance without just winging shots and to move her head. Fairn needs to learn to keep the center.

[unfug-bilder]

Im Jahre 2176 wird es dem Despoten Europus von Leyen (ZfD) gelingen, dass man Blinden ab 80 Jahren den Führerschein wegnehmen kann. Aber nur den für Autos und Motorrad.

Die mittlerweile 3,5 m breiten Mähroboter dürfen sie weiterhin fahren, um ihre Grundstücke zu pflegen. Ebenso auf 70 km/h geschwindigkeitsbegrenzte Super-SUVS zum Einkaufen und zum Baumarkt.

ZFD = Zukunft für Deutschland

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[escriturapeligrosa]

Nuevo relato del audiolibro Gusanos en el Ojo.

EN UN CONDOMINIO MEXICANO

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6Y9WlmXkfMdf97TIfdCpD6?si=zFd-gd4ORKqFotxZp1j8pw

[thekuraning]

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[jalopeura]

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[shadowbunnydragon]

To the cops: Back in our world police departments and fire departments often have a rivalry between each other, do you have that here too?

Bogo: "There is absolutely no rivalry between any government departments. All of the fine males and females who work to serve the good people of this city all work together in harmony." Lets out a cough that sounds suspiciously like a chuckle. "And any rumors that a certain fox officer recently won Fire Chief Boaralis' newly purchased motorcycle after the ZPD's thorough victory over the ZFD in the inter-departmental softball game, are just that, rumors."

[kirkgarden]

As night falls and darkness envelops the world, the symphony of frogs begins. Their melodious chorus fills the air, a harmonious blend of croaks, trills, and ribbits. Each note is a testament to nature's artistry, echoing across moonlit ponds and dew-kissed meadows. These nocturnal serenades are both a call to mates and a proclamation of territory, weaving an enchanting tapestry of sound that soothes the soul and stirs the imagination. The frogs, with their vibrant colors and delicate forms, become unseen musicians in this nightly concert, their songs a timeless reminder of the beauty and mystery that thrive in the shadows.

https://youtu.be/dqozFYrNMJ4?si=zfD-b8xduAyTNBt6

[delectablywaywardbeard-blog]

Zfd: Di Lucente, soddisfatto per primo traguardo

“Siamo soddisfatti per questo primo traguardo, segno che il tessuto imprenditoriale in Molise ha ancora tanto da dire. Le Zone franche sono un primo passo, adesso dovremo capire che succederà con le Zes e la loro riforma dopo le modifiche apportate dal governo”. Così l’assessore regionale alle Attività produttive, Andrea Di Lucente, a margine dell’annuncio della costituzione di 50 mila mq di Zone…