#zesty ahh mf

[deathrowline]

GLISTEN

[k-simp]

Megatron straight as hell, I would've gone feral.

I would've dragged him away to my quarters after I was done talking.

[childishfirmino]

😭🏳️‍🌈

CRYING WHY HE GOT THAT ARCH 😭

[sneakywingeddude]

Was it casual when you begged me to let you legally represent you?

Was it casual when I dropped everything and stowed away to London with you?

Was it casual when I mourned your death and took up your dream and kept the physical representation of your soul at my side for year?

Was it casual when you handed me the physical representation of your broken soul because you trusted me with it more then you did yourself?

Was it casual when we crossed swords under a sunset and promised to stay in each others lives forever?

[gravewilt]

mello 💥

[m0cha-m0ch1]

[myfavfoodispussyandhumanfleshx3]

Being horny as a switch lesbian is so weird like...

PLEASE pound me into the mattress untill I whine whenever you stop.

PLEASE fuck me untill I beg for you to keep going.

PLEASE whisper dirty things in my ear while I ride on your lap.

but also...

PLEASE let me pound into you and satisfy your every need.

PLEASE let me eat you out while I gently stroke your ticklish belly.

PLEASE let me touch you.

LIKE TF YOU MEAN?!?!

What makes it sm worse is that IM DEMISEXUAL AND DEMIROMANTIC!!! I CANT EVEN HAVE ONE-NIGHT STANDS WITH PEOPLE TO RESOLVE THIS ISSUE. WHYYYY GOOODDDD😭😭😭💔💔💔 WHYYYYYYHY💔💔💔💔

[quinby-bee-690]

whats the matter,darling?~

@knizuu @gutzygumsho3 @fire-feather-flies @fictionalsillies @squigglestarz @organicbutter

Idk if its 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 or smth,I think not:]

[grilledch33sl]

LeRiv James

My post on twitter: https://x.com/grilledch33sl/status/1789142867752993211?s=46

https://x.com/grilledch33sl/status/1789142867752993211?s=46

[tank041]

Why dis 🎀 looks so mad bro? 😭😭😭😭😭

[doomstonee]

Those fuckers are up to something

[shinysparklesapphires]

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE SOCKS 😭😭

[cvp1dsxz]

[lovely-cherubs]

LMAO I'M DYING!

Starting a new thing called the "Sunday Brainrot" where every Sunday I post a stupid video I made using a capcut template. Enjoy

[inkkvoid]

zesty ahh mfs I swear I will put them in a meatgrinder (affectionate)

[eternal-kosmo-ghoul]

“even i’m not into that shit”

❤︎ synopsis — the sleep token members being fucking morons and fucking around

pairing: sleep token members x gn!reader (can be platonic or romantic)

theme: crack ✦

a/n: I’M BACK !!!! hopefully i don’t disappear for like a good fifty years after this. this is my third set of stupid ass headcanons. i pulled my shitty humor out of my ass for this one, enjoy !!! (the original ask got swallowed by my dumbass because i accidentally posted the unfinished fic 💀 this is dedicated to my bestie @dead-end-fanfiction)

cw: i think the title speaks for itself

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➵ vessel

i just know this man is the most unhygienic motherfucker to ever exist

more specifically with his teeth. he cannot brush his teeth to save his life

like ??? this all powerful, dark deity, has the most stinky ass breath that if anyone dares to even breath it in, they’d disintegrate on the spot

like what the fuck vessel, you’re better than this

i love vessel but he just does weird shit sometimes

he sleeps butt ass naked

and one time you accidentally walked in on him while he was literally stripping to get ready for bed

he stood there like an npc while you were freaking out

“…. what’s wrong—“ “what’s wrong is that YOU’RE BUTT ASS NAKED IN FRONT OF ME—“

vessel is easily fascinated by human things. i mean - he was once human, so he likes to keep in touch every now and then.

however, out of all of the human things he had to have an obsession with.

… it was rubber ducks

this isn’t even explainable— how do you explain this all-powerful sleep entity to be obsessed with rubber ducks

he literally has a whole room dedicated to his collection of anything rubber duck related. give him a gift that has something to do with ducks and he’s making out with you on the spot

that’s not a joke, he did that with you before

➵ ii

this motherfucker is on his last limb and he’s being held together by paper clips

ii’s not even the leader but he cannot catch a break to save his life

he’s the only one that knows how to cook

one time he left ivy and the vesselettes in the kitchen by themselves. came back to house fires and high pitched screaming that definitely was not from the ladies

ii makes bomb ass banana cream pie though

ik for a fact this man does NOT keep his room clean

you once walked into his room to ask him a favor and there were like - a million drumsticks everywhere on the floor while he sat in the center of it

how does one possess that many drumsticks???

“dude what the f— clean your room!” “it gives me inner peace, y/n. go away.”

ii’s scared of the jollibee mascot

he once went out with his buddies to get some of that fast food. that giant red and yellow fuckass bee then came out of nowhere and spooked the shit out of ii

he then socked the guy in the face so hard the dude wearing the costume had a bloody nose

ii quickly fled the scene to not get arrested

after that he’s had a fear of fast food mascots in general, it’s kinda funny.

don’t bring ii near the jack in the box mascot though, he’s got some trauma from what he’s seen on twitter

➵ iii

zesty ahh mf

plays his bass like he’s fingering someone’s asshole like 🤨 whatcha doin’ iii ??

the type of man to set like fifty million alarms but never wakes up to any of them

however he wakes up everyone else in the process

it gets annoying hearing the “by the seaside” ringtone every morning at 6am. so one day you came into his room and poured ice cold water on him to wake him up

iii didn’t wake up from that btw, you thought it was dead

“…. bro wtf wake up—“

thankfully he wasn’t

biggest kpop stan

he’s a boy group stan and his favorite group is ateez

constantly blasting guerilla too

also i feel like iii owns a tumblr blog too

he’d be out here posting some shih like “pov you’re locked in a room w him for twenty four hours and you have to tickle his balls wyd” 💀

he probably posts also moodboards or some shi and tags them like an actual tumblr blogger

#it took my ahh fifty hours to make this plz repost it

stalks his fans on twitter

gets scared by said fans on twitter

“wdym they wanna get me pregnant”

breaks his bass every four hours during practice and vessel chews his ahh out every time

but it’s funny because you’re always there to help him

➵ ivy

he likes to act like he’s tough shit but ivy is a huge nerd

literally the definition of “magical in bed” except the magic is him explaining the gaming system of magic the gathering

hot asf but has no bitches frfr

also the definition of loser trapped in a hottie’s body

i’d like to believe that ivy has a crunchy ipad kid cough

and i mean CRUNCHY. bro will start choking on his saliva and start coughing like a dying seal

it’s quite hilarious, but also concerning at the same time

the first time you heard him cough like that, you were like 😟

“AEUGH- HEUGH— BEUHSHAK-“ “ivy—“

that pretty sums up the entire interaction

this bitch looks like he ate glue as a kid

more specifically glitter glue. the pink kind.

idk that sounds like ivy

he gets literal death coffee in the morning too btw

no ice. no sugar. straight shots of espresso.

eight shots, btw.

the coffee looks blacker than the black hole.

iii tried some of his coffee one time and spat it all in your face. ivy watched with his hell coffee in hand as you beat the shit out of iii

yeah, safe to say ivy was banned from having that kind of coffee for a while

so yeah. that pretty much sums up the kind of person ivy is