#zero thirst

[palephx]

No Lensa for miles around!

Only my hands are lesbian.

[prozach27]

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[deimcs]

My name is Astarion, and I've spent a century stalking the night, hunting for pretty morsels just like you. A man called Cazador made me who I am, kept me like a pet, and forced me to do his bidding. No more.

[vampireluvrz]

hallo... ive been having very bad craving for nicole smut lately... shes so underrated and needs more love... in both senses... i really just want to eat her out or fuck her out of her mind, with a strap on or an actual cock, i dont care, i just know her moans sound heavenly. bonus points if shes a squirter

ahhhh i love nicole sm

holding open her thighs while you lap at her cunt, teasing her with your tongue ever so slightly while she stutters out about how mean you are to her. it is only a matter of time that you actually start suckling on her clit, even easing two fingers inside of her but she knows you’re just getting started

fucking yourself into her with her legs wrapped around your waist, she’s lost in the pleasure and how deep you are inside of her, her pink hair all sprawled out on the pillows and damp with sweat. you know her well enough to remember how to please her, never failing to make her squirt all over you and herself

you entice the cutest whines from her when you pinch her nipples, rub her clit with your thumb every time you’d finger her—it’ll make her lose it every time, and make her cunt all soaking wet for you which only widens that stupid smirk across your face

[coffinsister]

I am so insane over Andrew asking Julia to tie her hair up for him like aaaaaa and the fact that apparently he's done multiple times just to pull on it like you are insane you are insane

either way he likes his sister's ponytail and he loves pulling on it until she cries I rest my case

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Seth: I'm surprised you knew I'd be here.

*At the Training Ground

Jane: Seemed like the Obvious pick.

Seth: ... True. What can I do you for?

Jane: *Taking her jacket off* I made a promise to myself, and I'm here to keep it!

~Cutting to a nearby apartment~

Seth: So do you wanna watch a movie or-

Jane: Dude. Drop your pants.

Seth: O-Oh? OH! Okay! *Undoing his Belt* But, uh, just a heads up! I am a Grower!

Seth Drops his pants

Jane: *Shock*

Jane: Oh ... My God ...

Seth: What?

Jane: Get on the Bed!

Seth: Yes Ma'am! *thump*

Jane: *panicked Scarousal*

[his-saiko]

He can get it. ANYTIME! ANYWHERE! ANY POSITION!

HE CAN DRILL ME HOWEVER HE WANTS TO!

[bleach-your-panties]

OMFG I'M SOBBING.

[mintharasthrone]

if orin was a man she would be so much more popular and given the most empathy

[nocontextonepiece]

the babygirlification of caesar clown is incredible and so funny. sir thats a whole ass war criminal.

[rubywolf0201]

Lycaon: *calls*

Me:

Also Belle being the funny little sister that she is

[allthingsobrien]

troy looking cute with the yellow flower

[sakura-fraust]

🔥 GOING LIVE!

RAT TIME RAT TIME RAT TIME

I NEED MY HANDS ON THE RAT RIGHT NOW

CATBOYS DNI

(meme made by @aceciolek 💜)

[gentlyrowan]

DEVIL'S THIRST

COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO, USA

A Statue, a Museum, and a Mystery

Because I visited Colorado before I ever played the game, I don't have pictures of my own of specific landmarks we know from the ruins Aloy explores in Devil's Thirst...

2015 photo from Wikimedia Commons

by Carol M. Highsmith

What would I look for if I could? That monument (as seen in the last post I reblogged) of two cowboys on horseback, for one thing. It's just under the southern vantage point, near the Tallneck, more or less in the middle of a street.

Believe it or not, I actually came across a website that lists equestrian statues. Searching “Colorado Springs,” I found three: Kit Carson, Casey Tibbs, and William Jackson Palmer… the last of which, to some locals’ bemusement, is in the middle of an intersection.

"That’s William Jackson Palmer, the founder of Colorado Springs,” said Matt Mayberry, the director of the Colorado Springs Pioneers Museum. (article below)

That brings us to the other landmark I'll stop by if I have a chance to pass through Colorado Springs again. The northern Devil's Thirst vantage point refers to it as the Colorado Springs Explorer Museum.

The statue of the city's founder is north of the museum, whereas the statue in the game is south of it; but if it's meant to be the same location, it wouldn't be the only example of Guerrilla playing fast and loose with geography.

So is the statue in Devil's Grief a different statue entirely; or did Guerilla Games decide to double the horsemen in the road, to hint at changes from our era to the Zero Dawn era or to make some specific reference? I wouldn't be surprised if these two were characters from another game or an homage to someone.

If you have any information on this, I'd love to know!

[consumeroflemoans]

Hoping praying people look past the fanservice because the cunning hares are such a fun group and I crave more lore from them

Look past Nicole’s tits and Billy’s cunty behavior 🛐

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Lycaon: *Spreading Wise's legs* Don't Worry. I'll be Gentle.

Wise: *Blushing* 'DON'T BE! AAAAH!'