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starmaniamania · 18 days ago
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Ego Trip - Check out David as the guard, crawling on his stomach to grab one of the frames which flew into the audience đŸ€Ł (June 22, 2024)
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braimee · 5 months ago
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I was having a conversation with a friend the other day (about – you guessed it – Starmania) and she made an interesting point which I thought I could share here
She said that during their little introduction at the start of the show and later during the debate, there’s a curious paradox with ZĂ©ro and the Gourou’s musical themes
ZĂ©ro’s theme is pretty smooth, a little round, if you will, and pretty seamless, while the things he sings are quite brutal, and his logo itself is very angular, with sharp edges.
As for the Gourou, his musical theme is very sharp with more abrupt sounds and rhythms, which opposes itself to the roundness of his logo – not so much to his ideas though 😅
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I don’t think it really means anything (or at least anything I can think of, other than maybe don’t judge a book by its cover) but I thought it was a pretty neat detail :)
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melancholic-cinnamon-roll · 3 months ago
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Petite bonne's voice: you pretty , he ugly , u swan , he frog !
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chocolateluma · 8 months ago
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They are, in fact, all wearing Louis Vuitton.
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enbyfallenfromthedeadstars · 3 months ago
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what if i say Zero Janvier ?
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capitaletele · 3 months ago
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do you think during Ego Trip Stella and Zero Janvier knew what their employees were doing and ignored them because they had other things to worry about or they were somehow completely oblivious to it?
Omg what an excellent question, I had never considered that before!!
I don't actually know what I think! I think it's possible that the maid & secret agent are so stealthy, and Stella and Zero so self-involved, that they could possibly not have noticed! Like, if you allow that the 2022 staging is stylized and the maid is not literally getting head on the stairs and then Stella almost steps over her. But if they're doing it in dark corners and cupboards and behind the door... Plausible!
But I also think it's funny if Stella and Zero do notice but just don't give a shit for some reason! Like they're just looking at their employees fucking wildly with a disinterested air and going "My god you just can't find decent help anymore," and then back to their much more important fight.
(I'm realizing by writing this that my actual headcanon is that Ego Trip sort of condenses several moments, like it's an amalgamation of lots of little scenes where the maid & the agent start noticing each other, then start flirting, then starting Doing It Like Bunnies Everywhere while the relationship between Stella and Zero slowly deteriorates?? And so I feel like Stella and the maid definitely have had time to talk about her feelings and maybe Stella is actually interested in a very "Oh look she got her man, good for her" way!)
What about you??
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everythingnox · 5 months ago
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ZĂ©ro Janvier giving a speech :
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starmaniamania · 16 hours ago
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David got a little bit carried away that day during the debate (May 25, 2024)
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braimee · 1 year ago
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melancholic-cinnamon-roll · 2 months ago
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ZĂ©ro Janviette Ă  la tĂȘte du PPPPD đŸ’…âœšđŸ€­
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starmaniamania · 13 days ago
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Nooo but it makes so much sense :p Firstly because Roger-Roger doesn't sing in this version, but also because it makes it much clearer that ZĂ©ro is using violence to control the city. It gives the song a narrative purpose outside of just being exposition. The re-positioning/re-casting of the song is in the grand tradition of successive Starmania versions moving songs from place to place and from character to character, and its staging makes it into something so sinister, I love it👌
So you're telling me Starmania 2022 modified the songs' order? and that my boy Zero sings Il se passe quelque chose Ă  Monopolis?? noooooool that's bad, I refuse to accept to live in that world
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feelkindadizzy · 9 months ago
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[Description d'image en français: 1. Un dessin numĂ©rique de la femme de chambre de Stella Spotlight dans Starmania. Les couleurs sont violacĂ©es et claires. Elle a la peau lĂ©gĂšrement foncĂ©e, les cheveux courts bouclĂ©s et noirs. Elle porte sa robe grise avec un col blanc, et un serre-tĂȘte jaune. Elle est assise en haut de l'escalier de chez Stella dans la version 2022 de Starmania. Elle a les jambes Ă©cartĂ©es et ses mains sont entre ses jambes, elle tient le bouquet d'orchidĂ©es dorĂ©es et noires offert par ZĂ©ro Janvier. 2. La mĂȘme image sans le bouquet d'orchidĂ©es. Fin de la description]
[English ID: 1. A digital drawing of Stella Spotlight's maid from Starmania. The colors are purple and pale. She has light brown skin, short and dark curly hair. She is wearing her gray dress with a white collar and a yellow hairband. She is sitting at the top of Stella's staircase from the 2022 version of Starmania. She is holding Zero Janvier's golden and black orchid bouquet. 2. The same drawing without the orchid bouquet. END ID]
Her silly goofy vibe and five minutes of stage time have bewitched us body and soul
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capitaletele · 8 months ago
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WIP Wednesday
And now for something completely different!
Of course, I didn't expect to start this at all, but I don't make the rules about what I get to write đŸ€·
[Mature language under the cut!]
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“Stella Spotlight?” It must have come out louder than he expected, because he cut himself off. He repeated it in a half-whisper, as if he was worried someone could overhear them in the giant apartment even though she'd told him that Stella was out and the rest of the staff had the day off. “You’ve slept with Stella Spotlight? Oh my god.” 
“Well you’ve fucked the richest man in the universe!” 
“It’s not the same!” he protested. “He wasn’t the richest man in the universe then! He was just some millionaire’s uptight son I was supposed to look after.” 
“And look after him, you did!” She winked exaggeratedly. 
“I would never have touched him if he’d been ZĂ©ro Janvier ZĂ©ro Janvier back then. But you! Stella Spotlight, holy shit. Do you know how much we used to talk about her in the barracks?” 
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starmaniamania · 11 months ago
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The fact that the song is unironically many people's favourite keeps blowing my mind for this exact reason :p
j'ai enfin vu Starmania
toute ma vie j'avais entendu Le blues du businessman sans le petit couplet d'intro de Cristal--c'est donc pas des regrets sincÚres mais un PR stunt ?? d'un politique pire que pourri ??? dans une interview de télé-"réalité" ? my whole life is a lie
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chaotictomtom · 2 years ago
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pas pole emploi qui doit envoyer des mails pour dire "svp arretez de nous solliciter autant on a remarquĂ© une grosse augmentation de demande et questions concernant les indemnisations et vos droits pour genre vivre on comprend que vous voulez des rĂ©ponses mais bon attendez tranquille jsp hihi ✹" 💀
#de l'augmentation de gens qui demandent des indemnitĂ©s pour vivre et mangerđŸ€”đŸ€” bizarre#c'est de pire en pire les services d'aides#ils sont dĂ©bordĂ©s parce que de plus en plus de personnes sont dans la grosse merde#et derriĂšre y'a des services comme la mission locale oĂč les conseillers depuis janvier 2023 reçoivent des refus pour TOUTES les demandes#d'aides d'urgence. ils ont Ă©galement plus le droit de donner un billet de 20 quand la personne est dans la merde la plus totale pour manger#l'aide de la cej qui a remplacĂ© la garantie jeune a encore changĂ© et ne dure plus que SIX MOIS. si tu as le malheur de sortir de formation#avec la rfpe aka l'aide qu'on te donne de 500/mois parce que t'as ZERO revenu Ă  cĂŽtĂ© bah pour la cej c'est trop 👍#donc tu peux te faire niquer 2 mois d'aide sur les pauvres 6 mois de cej. si t'as un loyer a payer et genre. tu dois bouffer bah temps pis#derriĂšre les services d'assistance sociale pareil tu sors de formation et t'as olus AUCUN revenu bah t'es trop haut dans les barĂšmes vu que#y'a ça prend sur TROIS MOIS en arriĂšre ou purĂ©e tu gagne 500/mois c'est beaucoup trop en fait t'es riche Ă  ce stade lĂ #vraiment au bout du bout jamais on s'en sortira les pauvres j'ai juste plus une once d'espoir.#tomtom_is_rambling#tomtom_communique#je vent pour pas sauter du 3eme jvais pas vous mentir#jsuis fier que depuis pas mal de temps je relativise et arrive Ă  tenir le coup malgrĂ© tout les bails mais lĂ #lĂ  y'a plus rien qui me donne de l'espoir c'est fini pour de bon je pense.#oh well
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blood-gremlin · 1 month ago
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