#zenpachii

[the-blossica-fan]

Regulus, Kakania, Pavia, J, Kanjira, and Matilda are an unexpected group of people suspiciously good at evading capture. They might not run the fastest, but the instant you set someone on their tail, they are GONE. They could be enjoying an extremely rare moment of "outside the suitcase time," and someone says "shoot it's the cops," and they scatter, just completely book it. Doesn't matter that they've done nothing wrong.

Matilda specifically only runs because she's spent so much time with J and Kanjira that it's a learned instinct now, and she finds it extremely embarrassing.

Which means that during a game of tag in the suitcase, they manage to avoid getting caught the longest. Kakania gets caught when Isolde calls out to her and then gently lays her hand upon her face and whispers, "Tag, Doktor..." Regulus and Pavia get caught by the children, and they complain the entire time (they got cornered). J and Kanjira are the only reason Matilda lasts as long as she does because they prevent her crushes from distracting her. Mercuria does tag J, though, for his efforts. Kanjira gets tagged by Shamane and Matilda by either Anjo or Kaalaa (depending on which one she literally runs into as she looks back to Kanjira).

The flyers may have avoided ground tag, but air tag got fiercely competitive, and no one's sure who tagged who because they quickly devolved into doing air swoops, dives, and spins.

Sonetto: Matilda, why every time I say "the foundation security staff is coming", you disappear so suddenly?

Matilda: ...It's nothing

I love the idea that every time they go outside as a group and they catch a glimpse of a police officer they book it. Nobody knows where they went they just disappeared.

Especially Matilda, because she'd realize mid-run she's running with a bunch of other dumbasses when none have done something criminal or illegal. Yet.

"Uhm, why are we hiding behind the bushes?"

"Because... Well, isn't that a good question, small fry?"

"Gosh, I ran out of instinct! I have to go back before Ms Marcus gets too anxious"

"Ah? You mean all this running was for nothing?!"

"Bloody hell, couldn't we be more stupid!?"

"Well, I mean, I did take this necklace from a beautiful lady. But you not worry, It's nothing!"

"YOU WHAT"

They have found themselves in situations where they ended up in the same hideout just squished together, or sometimes they smartly go their separate ways. Vertin always has to go look for them with the help of some others. For her mental sanity, she prefers they hide together like sardines in a can.

As for the Tag game, it is utter chaos that should not be repeated

That Isolkania part though...

Isolde calls out for Kakania, who stops for a second in surprise and is greeted by the affectionate face belonging to that soothing voice. In an almost flirtatious way, Isolde places a hand on Kakania's cheek and runs it down to her shoulder, getting a little too close just to whisper "Tag, Doktor." And then continue walking to search for the next participant.

Meanwhile Kakania goes through the wildest gay panic ever as well as the 5 stages of grief at the same time.

J's sacrifice will never be forgotten. My boy got tagged by Mercuria just so that Matilda could stop being gay and run away, and Matilda ended up running directly into Anjo's waiting arms. Losers.

We're not going to talk about air tag because Lilya is such a competitive freak with her beloved. I'm talking about the broom.

[tomatomagica]

But also, magical girl anime is the only genre I know where you can shove anything in aesthetic/theme wise and I won't question it. Animals? Cool. The 4 Seasons? Nice. Candy/ Dessert deco? Rock on. Fairytales? Yes. Astrology? Light it up girls. Literal "Magic Girls"? Groundbreaking. Anything goes; and that's what's truly magical. I just, I really love cute magical girl anime 😂

for real there’s so much variety in the genre it’s inspiring and never stops to be entertaining! 

[asynca]

That moment you unfollow one person and all those gross Discourse posts vanish, ain't nothing like it.

oh god yeah, even posts I agree with sometimes get too much. 

today I am here for the gay art, the memes and informative shit posts

[the-stray-liger]

Oh boy G-Gundam is a trip

I’m having so much fun, finally a gundam series where I can turn my brain off 

[fishareglorious]

d.)

@zenpachii how does it feel to be funny as fuck

brainrotting about willowrine rn and i started to think of that teacup scene and. what its implying.

caroline grabbed a teacup from willow's kitchen with her ribbon and then proceeded to take a sip from it only moments after.

this either means:

a.) in those few seconds, caroline spedran through putting hot water and a teabag into the cup, and is now just basically sipping hot water because the tea hasn't gotten a chance to steep

b.) she didn't put anything. she's just pretending to take a sip

c.) willow already has tea made but that's not funny. but we can salvage this with caroline fumbling the tea kettle and spilling tea everywhere in a hurry to pull her ribbon trick off and look cool™ in front of her old rival/crush/whatever the fuck's going on with them

[anoia]

Can I ask that you please tag your Shadowlands spoilers? Even if the PTR is up some people might want to wait and see when 9.0 officially drops

edit: OOHHHH yeah my bad sec, thought this was abt art tumblr things haha

[diosmaden]

I unapologetically love Callisto so much

AWW THANK U i love her too 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[meru90]

Oh boy what's the Fandom tm mad about today? *scrolls through blog* ah petty nonsense so business as usual! For real tho literally anything can set ppl off it seems

there’s drama and discourse on the vld fandom not daily but every few hours i think 

[the-canine-king]

Eeeeeyyyy! Congrats yo! Here's to being closer to who you want to be!

thank you very much!!! :’D

[the-blossica-fan]

With J having said this, he brings up the hilarious reality that certain Arcanists in the future are considered to be fairy tales or urban legends, and I desperately need J and Tooth Fairy to meet *purely* for his worldview to be completely upended 🤣

Santa could, in fact, be real! And he could be an Arcanist!!! 🤣🤣

"Don't Tell me you believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy too"

Tooth Fairy who was quietly sipping on some tea before hearing this: ...

J is gonna get destroyed very soon if these are the things he says 😭

37 and 6 being from the Golden Island side-eyeing him when he laughs about it with Isolde (he thinks she's joking)

And every time Vertin says she should take him to Tooth Fairy and he shakes his head, telling her that Fairy Tales won't cure him.

J: Oh, hey! So you're the Doctor Vertin told me to go to? I'm J!

TF: Nice to meet you, J. I am Tooth Fairy.

J: Tooth Fairy? Pffft, No way-

Tooth necklace, special brackets, flying tooth faeries surrounding her.

J: oh... Well fuck.

[magicbyhalves]

I had no clue you could get sick (thought being half genie negates that chance) but you're still human so I'm not surprised either. Hope you get better!

“Yeah, it’s... it’s still a thing that can happen. Not often, but...”

She stops, her nose twitching. After a few seconds, she lets out a little sigh.

“Sorry, thought there was another one on the way. Yeah. I will, just might take a while...”

[tomatomagica]

I once told my brother I loved cute magical girl shows unironically because they all, at least once, say: "you don't need powers to be a magical girl" and that makes me feel cool as hell

i know that feeling!!!

[asynca]

Auntie did you get to see Charlie's Angels from 2019? It's got bad a** women in it doing bad a** things

I am SUPER bad at seeing movies when they come out because I’m not a big fan of cinemas. But thanks for reminding me to put it back on my list for when it’s released to stream! 

[lucielovekj]

Hey I work at a Toys R Us and I can confirm we have *not* received word of Rogue One tsum tsum's being released any time soon and on the flip side have not received any to be put on the floor.

Thanks for the info! I didn’t think there’d been any but I wasn’t sure >

Guess I’ll just have to hope for an announcement

[nyamcattt]

Hey welcome back! ^^ congrats on life bro and keep on keeping on!

yay thanks!!! im def glad to be back!!!!

[nerdgasrnz]

I main Lucio because at least once a week I know I will knock a whole team off a cliff and dance as I watch them fall to their deaths

OMG LMAO