#zanderpander

[alexanderzeegreat]

new goat. she ate ones.

me: ok, zanderpander. bath.

me: *calmly* daddy, I just want to give you one chance here cuz I told you last time we did the bath thingy that I’m not taking them anymore.

daddy: yes, I remember. but I think you’ll find that is not the case. because you are taking one now. see how that works?

me: look, you don’t want me to tantrum. I don’t want me to tantrum. we’re at a crossroads here. so why argue? let’s new-goat-she-ate.

daddy: what?

me: new goat she ate. it’s what grown ups do when you don’t want another grown up to tantrum.

daddy: I see.

me: *cracking my fingers dramatically* ok. so what you got?

daddy: what do I got?

me: yeah. what are you going to give me if I do a bathy?

daddy: well, let’s see. you take a bath and you get to not have a spanking.

me: c’mon, daddy. I need something stronger to take back to my people.

daddy: who are your people? you mean your stuffies?

me: let’s make a deal here. I’m feeling two desserts and four tuckin stories

daddy: how about one dessert and I let you use the water gun in the tub.

me: *dramatically* go on...

[snowenergizer]

"Zoobs is like Katy Perry!" 🎉 #zanderpander #wildthing #shottheseforthesnow

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Someone is an instant babe magnet lol they were inseparable and he didn't even get her name @brithoney :p #ZanderPander #HailtotheZ #Friday #babylove #minidates #babydate #playdate #strangerdanger? #cuties #babies

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He's always a handful and crazy just like his momma @brithoney ♥ #ZanderPander #lovebug #kingin #allhail #kingZander #nephew #Qt #HailtotheZ #kids #boysrule

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Acting as if he knows what he's doing lol @brithoney #techBaby #ZanderPander #Saturdaze

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Woke up to this lil rascal making so much noise! :'( #wakeup #Gmorning #ZanderPander #TuesdayMornings #HappyBaby #Buthatespicswithflash #boys

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They're Back! ♥ @brithoney #SeeStar #BeeBeeBear #ZanderPander #famILY

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You drive me crazy. I drive you crazy. One thing is certain YOU ARE THE GREATEST BLESSING IN MY LIFE♥ I Can't believe how time flies HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY MY BEEBEE BEAR!!! you are more than enough and I Love you and Thank God he blessed me with you xoxo I'm so going to make you mad when you get back :p @brithoney #ZanderPander #nephew #BirthdayBoy #GeminiBaby #MyLoveBug #GodsBlessing

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Day off running errands with my little one =) Japan tomorrow ♥♥♥ #BirthdayBoy #ZanderPander #LoveBug #konichiwa #kawaii

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Who's spending their FIRST BIRTHDAY in JAPAN?!?! This little guy ♥ #ZanderPander #LoveBug #LuckyBaby #Japan #HappyEarlyBirthday #HappyBaby #GeminiBaby

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Happy Mothers Day SeeStar! I Love you to the moon and back, to infinity and beyond, Forever & Always ♡♥ Thankyou for the blessing you brought into this world and in my life #ZanderPander I can't picture life without you. Zander is definitely a reflection of you 24 years ago. I'm proud of the person you are today... you are thee greatest Mother, Sister, Daughter, Friend, and I'd say wife but you kinda need to learn how to cater to gene more :p @brithoney #mothersday #SeeStarLove #famILY #justsayin

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Had to End my night early to watch my Love Bug @brithoney #AuntieProblems #notreallytho #responsibilities #sickbaby #ZanderPander

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@brithoney He's so mellow, just gave him some meds. Babylove just came down with a fever :( #kawawa #ZanderPander

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#MySeeStar @brithoney says I'm in charge of him since I woke him up -_- all I did was open the door. #iGuess #mylovebug #ZanderPander #foreverlove #AuntieNephewBondingTime

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This is what my #sister @brithoney allows my #nephew to do he runs it through his gums because it makes a squeaky noise -_- #boys #babies #ZanderPander #silly #lovebug #PlayingwithWires

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#TueadayMornings #MyLoveBug #ZanderPander #DisneyJunior #JakeandTheneverlandPirates #MickeyMouseClubHouse #Breakfast #GerberGraduatePuffs #BananaFlavor #TakingMyTime #Chillin #IShoulBeAtWorkTho #AuntieNephewBondingTime