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[fundieshaderoom]

Baby Name Predictions: Baby Girl Bates (5)

Alright, we are a month away from the arrival of Zach and Whitney Bates' 5th child! It's a girl and their other girls start with the letter K. Although they said they aren't sure if they will continue the K trend, I am just going to assume they will decide to continue.

First Name:

Their other daughters are named Kaci Lynn and Khloe Eileen. I think these few K baby girl names could be possible:

Karlie (after Whitney's late father James Carl "JC")

Kaitlyn

Kamryn

Kaylee

Kylee

Middle Name:

Their four older children have family middle names. Bradley Gilvin (after Zach and Gil's middle names), Kaci Lynn (after grandmother Lynn Perkins), Khloe Eileen (Whitney's middle name), and Jadon Carl (grandfather JC's middle name). Here are some family names Zach and Whitney haven't used yet!

Jane (Mamma Jane)

Jo (Kelly and her late mother's middle name)

Final Predictions:

Karlie Jo

Kaylee Jane

[tooinvestedinfundies]

Just minding my own business scrolling on my home page on the YT app and what do I spy? Zach Bates has started a cooking YouTube channel?!

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maddiepaulson

Happy birthday to the man of my dreams! The lord put you in my life almost 10 years ago and everyday I thank him for his wisdom in doing so. You're our protector, provider, and my best friend and I pray we get to grow old and wrinkly together just like we planned. I'd highly recommend getting your 8 year old to take pictures of you and your husband, it's guaranteed to give you an afternoon of the giggles.

[countingandsnarkingon]

And Bates-Perkins #5 is….Lily Jo Bates

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Happy anniversary

Zach&Whitney Bates (Perkins) celebrate their 11th anniversary today.

Since their weddingday they had five children, Bradley (10), Kaci (8), Khloé (5), Jadon (3) and Lily (1)

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team usa, let it happen 🥇🇺🇸

aaaand here’s my team usa edit! i made this one more somber but I have a more upbeat one coming soon as well! congrats on finally receiving your team gold medals, team usa!

flash warning!

song is let it happen (slowed) by tame impala

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Family Overview | Zach & Whitney Bates

Pre-Court: Unknown Courtship: July 2013 Engagement: September 2013 Marriage: December 2013

Pre-Marriage Relationship Length: At least 166 Days

Their Family: Bradley Gilvin Bates - October 2014 Kaci Lynn Bates - June 2016 Khloé Eileen Bates - November 2019 Jadon Carl Bates - June 2021 Lily Jo Bates - August 2023

So What's Next? Zach and Whitney are predicted to announce their sixth pregnancy in August 2025 before a birth in February 2026.

[fundiebabynamebible]

2022 Bates Predictions Review

No baby for 2022. The house is looking great though.

Unfortunately no baby this year. They have been promoting their business a lot but it doesn't seem like Michael has been allowed to get a job so she can use her degree.

Erin hasn't really commented on her ovaries this year but thankfully Finley was born healthy. I was wrong about the house as they've moved to Florida.

Lawson and Tiffany married in May. No attendance from Bindi but yes I'd say it was over the top compared to some of the other weddings.

Nathan and Esther announced their pregnancy on Mother's Day and their daughter Kenna Joy was born in October, which is pretty much the end of the year.

I was wrong about the pregnancy announcement but right about them adding to the family in the next few years. I knew Maci wasn't their final child.

Tori was indeed pregnant when I wrote my predictions. She and Bobby welcomed Cambree (no K name) in August.

Trace and Lydia got engaged quicker than I was expecting with their engagement in March and wedding in October.

Turns out Layla unfortunately wasn't the only one experiencing health issues this year. Zade was born in mid March, they moved house but kept Izzy.

No pregnancy announcement for these two.

Katie did struggle with being away from her family and there were a lot of trips to see her in New Jersey. Baby #1 was announced in August and Hailey James is due in March.

Jackson didn't join the police and instead got himself a girlfriend. Kelly sadly lost her mom. It was a fairly quiet year for everyone else.

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I was so happy with this performance!! Hoping they kill it the rest of the season

Marjorie Lajoie / Zachary Lagha, FP Roses • Skate America 2023

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[filthyfundie]

What Did Fundies Even Do This Year (Bates Edition)

This is based strictly on a quick review of Instagram and only for the ones I’ve previously kept up with (or remembered existed).

Zach - Whit is primarily on the account, she just seems very genuinely, contagiously happy. She’s got the down home influencer vibe mastered

Michaela - she’s living what appears to be an active and fulfilled life. I’m happy to say it appears her comment section has become a lot less despicable

Erin - Chad still has Tree I Wanna Climb energy fyi as for Erin she’s uh still selling doodles of flowers with Bible verses

Lawson - had a baby partially named after himself and is currently competing in a Most Cringe Profile Pic contest (he’s winning)

Nathan - baby number 2. Also he’s started looking so much like Zach, Gil’s genes didn’t always come out on top but when they did , wow

Alyssa - launched … a hat ?? John also remains an acceptable tree of a man.

Trace - announced baby number 2. Also, seems to be THE Medicorps spokesperson, honestly is it mostly his thing because none of the brothers post about it as much as he does

Carlin - still role playing as a family vlogger

Josie - pretty sure she’s a hair influencer now

Katie - announced baby number two and also bought her mom a car - mama Bates reaction was very sweet

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lori_lorilee and charles.collins

Collins family of four coming to you this winter! 👶🏼🤰🏻 #newbaby #pregnancyannouncement #babynumber2

lanacollins_ ahhhhhh! So excited for you! Our babies will be besties!

amira_c_e Congrats! Cant wait for another niece/nephew!

zoe.moreno.27 congrats you two! can't wait for bump pictures!

bkcfamily Congrats on your newest blessing! We can

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Here is Whitney and Zach’s timeline breakdown

Married- December 14th 2013

Bradley- October 29th 2014

Kaci- June 20th 2016

Miscarriage- summer 2018

Khloe-November 7th 2019

Jadon-June 7th 2021

Baby #5-due late August 2023

i always thought whit and zach were gonna cap at 4 or have larger gaps between kids, surprised how many kids they're going to end up with. i predict 6

have they ever had a significant gap between kids? I have a slight memory of them talking about birth control but idk how accurate that is.

i could see them getting up to 10 tbh. it seems like they're just kinda chugging along lately as far as pregnancies go.

[countingandsnarkingon]

Baby Bates-Perkins #5 is coming August 2023

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Happy anniversary

Zach and Whitney Bates (Perkins) celebrate their 10th anniversary today.

Since their weddingday they became parents to Bradley (9), Kaci (7), Khloe (4), Jadon (2) and Lily (0)

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i’m very curious on what joe thinks about the coaches’ atp.. like i know he has been zac’s biggest advocate, but i wonder if this season has opened his eyes a bit, even if he’ll never say anything

I think he can see the writing on the wall. The reason the bangles have lost the game that they have is because of their coaching staff and their defense. Their defence has been playing shit all season and the defensive coordinator Zac Taylor are to blame. Also, some of those players. If the bangles don’t make it to the playoffs this year and their chances just look slimmer and slimmer as time goes on I truly believe that this off-season we are going to see a huge shift in the bangles. We will probably end up losing Tee Higgins because they can’t afford to keep him and Jamar. Taylor could possibly be fired, so will the defensive coordinator and we are going to see a lot of guys on our defence dropped. Either traded or just let go. I truly believe that Super Bowl calibre team is a great quarterback, but the team that he has around him or him. The offence has been performing great. our defence has been losing us these games. If the Bengals organization and their head office was smart they need to make those changes for the next season because they have one of the highest paid quarterbacks in the league and they have a really talented team, but their coaching stuff is the reason that we went from AFC North champs to being3-5. Last season was a given seeing it. Joe was injured but even last year they performed much better than they did this year. Zach Taylor wants to keep his job. There has to be a huge shift. I have said that if the Bengals wanted to have a chance of making it to the playoffs they had to go undefeated until they’re bye week. They now have to win every single game until they’re bye week. If they can win these next three games, they’ll be 6-5. If they can win all of their games, even giving up maybe two losses they’ll be 10-7 then I think that they’ll have a chance, but they really have to buckle a lot because they can’t afford to lose any more games

what’s crazy is that the defense had been playing well to start out. and then they just fell apart. no pressure on hurts, receivers wide open, just bad. not having a run game killed them too and yes philly’s front is good, but the offense line needs to be better creating gaps.

anddddd the 4th and 1 play …. that damn 4th and 1 - just a horrible call. i am all for going for it too, but i can not shake throwing behind the sticks.

but no one’s consistently been good enough. that’s just been the theme of the season though unfortunately. i’m honestly done with zac, but i can’t see him getting fired - even if they don’t make the playoffs, i think lou has a better chance.. idk it all sucks 🫠 

season isn’t over (even though it really feels like it) and as much as i bitch i’ll still be on my couch cheering my boys on every sunday but damn!!!!

also drafting defensive players HAS to be better. fo wants to let a star safety walk… you better make up for it in the draft, when that doesn’t happen - you get this.

not that bates would solve all this, but u get what i mean