#yuzuocha ‣ memes

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Caleb, stepping in Grandma's house: Oh, you're cooking!

Zayne: Yeah.

Caleb: Why is the pip-squeak doing laundry so loudly?

Zayne: To let certain people know that nobody's helping them.

MC, in the distance: [shuts washing machine door loudly]

Caleb: Oh, then why don't you help?

Zayne:

Zayne: [slams lid on the pot loudly]

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MC: Can't you see things from MY perspective?

Xavier: [slightly bends down]

Rafayel: [crouches]

Caleb: [drops to the floor]

MC:

Zayne: It's really YOUR fault for not seeing things from OUR perspective if YOU think about it.

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Zayne: That is called a traumatic experience.

Zayne, turning to Rafayel: Not "lmfao".

Zayne, turning to Xavier: Not "oof".

Zayne, turning to MC: And DEFINITELY not "oof lmfao".

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MC: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river back in high school.

Zayne: Let's not forget who pushed me in

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Jeremiah: You seriously need to get a hobby, Xavier.

Xavier: I have hobbies.

Jeremiah: Sleeping doesn't count.

Xavier: I have a hobby.

Jeremiah: Thinking about MC doesn't count, either.

Xavier: I have no hobbies.

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Jeremiah: Hey, Xavier—

Xavier, sad: She used to call me that...

Jeremiah:

Jeremiah: That's your fucking name.

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Tara: Oho, is that a hickey I see?

MC, covering it immediately: Nah, just a mosquito bite...

Xavier, entering the room: Good morning.

Tara: Mornin', mosquito!

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MC: I never know whether I should use "farther" or "further".

Zayne: Alright, "farther" is for physical distance and "further" is for metaphorical distance.

Xavier: And "father" is for emotional distance.

MC: Xavier—

Rafayel: Shhh, he kinda has a point.

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Zayne, sighing: Be the bigger person in disagreements, MC.

MC: Why the fuck should I be the bigger person if everyone's a foot taller than me??

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MC: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Zayne: You're a hazard to society.

Caleb: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Xavier: Can you do the thing?

MC: What thing?

Xavier: You know

MC:

MC: Ohh

MC: [smiles]

Xavier: Thank you

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Zayne, holding the door open: After you.

MC: No, no, it's okay! You first.

Zayne: I insis—

Caleb, shoving Zayne away: AFTER ME

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Tara: You were really drunk last night.

MC: ...what do you mean

Tara: You started hitting on your husband asking if he was single and then started crying when Xavier replied that he was married.

MC:

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Zayne: Do explain how you two got into this accident.

MC: We were driving and there was a deer on the road and Rafayel didn't notice so I said, "Rafayel, deer!"

Zayne, frowning: And?

MC: Tell him.

Rafayel:

Rafayel, sighing: "Yes, dear?"

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Jeremiah: What's that?

Xavier: It's a package from my father.

Jeremiah: What's in it?

Xavier: It's heavy; must be his disappointment.

guess who's back?

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Caleb: You should lighten up and crack jokes more, man

Zayne: Knock knock

Caleb: Who's there

Zayne: Fuck off

Caleb:

Zayne:

Caleb: Fuck off who