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talk-danmei-to-me · 1 month ago

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Meatbun and Astrology:

It’s written in the stars.

I’ve fallen down an astrology rabbit hole and have discovered Meatbun might in fact, be a bit of a fan.

Let’s deep dive!

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Mo Xi’s birthday is 13th January making him a Capricorn.

Key Capricorn traits include:

- Hardworking (When is he not working?)

- Practical (Excluding cooking… he’s a skilled soldier)

- Ambitious (Taking that oath was hella ambitious)

- Honest (This to a fault. Seriously his subtlety as it relates to Gu Mang wanes in vol 4 and following Gu Mang’s admission of love in vol 5 completely disappears)

- Sensitive (Never getting over the teach me to forget conversation)

- Wild side (Literally any time Meatbun blesses us with Ximang smut)

- Fearless (Breaking in and saving Gu Mang from torture, the psychological game he played with the Liao Kingdom’s Guoshi, making the emperor wait, summoning Jiang Fuli back, literally going to pick Gu Mang up from the Royal Palace at the end of the last vol.)

Gu Mang’s birthday is the 10th February making him an Aquarius.

Key traits of an Aquarius include:

- Independent (Literally a one man army. He’s a machine, Gu Mang is completely self-reliant and I think his extreme willpower shows his independence. Even his attempts to save his memory are solely held by him)

- Progressive (I mean

- Intellectual (He literally was the first slave to get to go to an academy. My boy is so smart!)

- Humanitarian (His whole mission is humanitarian in nature)

- Friendly (His soldiers call him dad, he’s super popular and everyone loved him prior to his defection.)

- Problem solvers (This man is solving all Chonghua’s problems)

Now’s where it gets interesting:

Capricorns are not well matched to Aquarius as they may seem flighty and inconsistent.

Personally I think this is genius because for a huge part of the narrative, Mo Xi is completely tortured over Gu Mang’s defection and cannot understand it at all. Even when they’re together in the early days, he’s never quite able to define what they are. Despite being Meatbun’s most wholesome couple, Ximang really do have a doomed lovers vibe to them that’s written in the stars.

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He Yu’s birthday is the 26th May making him a Gemini.

Key traits of a Gemini are:

- Versatile (He Yu is able to adapt to any social setting/occassion and present a version of himself as to attract the fondness of others. He’s a student, a madman, an actor and a lover.)

- Spontaneous (Like when he decided to kiss Xie Qingcheng in a bar full of people)

- Intellectual (The mind games he plays with Xie Qingcheng are so, so good. Like when he catches him out over the students not attending classes. Iconic)

- Independent (His family have basically abandoned him at this point, he went and got a tattoo because he could.)

- Loyal (No one is allowed to do anything to Xie Qingcheng but him)

- Impulsive (Literally describes his actions any time he’s alone in a room with Xie Qingcheng. Also when he was hacking all the hate online for Xie Qingcheng)

- Inconsistent (Being heterosexual)

Xie Qingcheng’s birthday is the 27th September making him a Libra.

Key traits of Libras include:

- Diplomatic (A useful trait to have anytime he has to be in a room with He Yu and Chen Man)

- Intellectual (he’s been a doctor, he’s a university professor and now he moonlights as a detective.)

- Fair minded (This interestingly comes out in the flashbacks when you see how concerned he is over how He Yu’s parents neglect him)

- Adaptable (So much so he successfully managed to bore his wife into a divorce)

Here’s where things get interesting though:

Gemini’s match well with Libra’s as they stimulate their intellect and embrace their ever changing nature. Allegedly they can create a partnership based on mutual respect and have good communication.

Spoilers for the future I guess.

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Mo Ran’s birthday is the 9th April making him an Aries.

Key traits of an Aries are:

- Fiery (Threatening to fuck Chu Wanning to death and turning Song Qiutong into soup immediately come to mind)

- Passionate (His love for Chu Wanning)

- Bold (All his methods of seduction fall under this e.g. ‘Next time I’ll make you come on my cock’. Also giving Chu Wanning head when Xue Meng was literally stood right there. But also crashing Nangong Si’s wedding was a pretty bold move)

- Loyal

- Helping (in the 2.0 timeline he is trying so hard for everybody. He wants everyone to get the best ending possible)

Chu Wanning’s birthday is the 9th August making him a Leo.

Key Leo traits are:

- Loyal (I mean... Could be be any more ride or die for Mo Ran. The man literally travelled through time and space for him).

- Generous (He gave baby Mo Ran the congee and left home because he wanted to help people. He literally hauled Mo Ran’s body up an insane amount of stairs. There’s literally so many times he gives things up for people throughout the novel)

- Stubborn (He’s old and ugly and no one will ever love him. Do not try and change his mind!)

- Dramatic (Absolute unit. Truly awe-inspiring. Demanding Mo Ran wash his back and keeping their hair with him at all times)

- Creative (the man literally makes robots as a hobby. Also his iconic paper dragon.)

- Passionate (He would be just as bad as Mo Ran if Mo Ran didn’t keep denying him because he was scared he was going to do something to hurt him and you cannot convince me otherwise.)

And now for the best part:

Aries and Leo are compatible as soul mates but can also have volatile relationships due to thinking they are right and therefore need to work on communication.

They literally needed to die multiple times and cross time and space to end up in a proper relationship.

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