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[yooitsyorick]

Someone left their Catdog here

[alexxmason]

WiP Day

Tagged by @aceghosts for to some wip stuff 💕 I’ve been super busy but actually working and writing for myself when I have the time! Silly goofy mood stuff 😭 just a small teaser ig this time. ***all subject to change/editing/never being posted.

Tagging @captmactavish 🤨 @sstewyhosseini @jillvalentinesday @ghastlyrider @marivenah @madparadoxum @nightwingshero @cassietrn @direwombat @simonxriley @onehornedbeast @josephslittledeputy and anyone else

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Selena shrugged and wiped the dust from her hands, “I can’t pay you, but just know you’re doing me a service,” her hand pressed to her heart, “Plus I’m a hell of an ally to have, you know?”

Her colleague bit down a smirk as he agreed, “Oh, that I’m aware of.”

Alex watched Selena’s lips pressed together to keep her smile small and light while her chest rose slowly to contain whatever emotion she was beating down.

Maybe a silly thought. Or an aching memory.

(Something w a title I’m so working on but…)

His cold gaze was on Selena when he greeted her, “I see our little Thorn is up.” There was the slightest tone of playfulness but Selena didn’t seem to care.

“Yes, but tired and maybe a little angry,” Perseus said with his hand on his daughter’s shoulder. A light pat for reassurance when she heard the mention of the CIA being delusional with their success.

But the little Thorn spoke for herself, “I’m fine. I just need a bit of rest and maybe a cigarette and I’ll be okay.” It was true and she could use a good smoke then.

When she heard Perseus say something about reminding him, Selena could question whatever he said, he pulled a pack of cigarettes and a gold lighter from his coat and smiled at her. And Selena just sighed in relief and gratitude as she tipped her head in thanks.

[rainee-lesecond]

Yuuuuhhhh I'm finally back in this platform after years shsbfjsjfjjd

[ventismacchiato]

YUUUUHHHH SWY IS OUTTTT

was very much needed - I’m starting my high school finals next week so I’m very stressed I mean it’s not like these exams determine if I go to uni or not-

ANYWAYS YAYYYY ITS OUT

Hope you’re doing great! :)

im late but omg i hope ur finals went well!!! AND TYSM

[happyvoltz]

can i use your art as an icon with credit >_<

YUUUUHHHH I don’t care :3

[morkedisblog]

Yeşilhaber✔Bupaws: Boğaziçi üniversitesi hayvan barınağı Cumhurbaşkanlığı emriyle yerinden çıkartılıyor kepçeler bahçeye girdi barınak gönüllüleri ve görevlileri"bize gösterilen yerde elektrik/altyapı/kedi evleri yok çevre halkı bizi istemiyor bazı kişiler hayvanlarımızı zehirlemekle bizi tehdit ediyorlar"diyorlar hayvanların çoğu yaşlı ve sakatlar sebep:İstanbul fetih şehitliğine yakınmış palavra asıl sebep arazi çok değerli tam da 2 ayaklıların arapların istediği konumda zaten Boğaziçini neden kafaya taktılar İstanbulda başka üniversite yok mu var ama arazisini ele geçirmek maksat ne diyeyim insan-hayvan bu ülkede rahatımız yok bir dünyanın en pis barbar ahlaksız ırkı araplar rahat doğru okudunuz valla üzerine alınan şikayet etsin çok şükür benim soyumda öyle kerhaneciler yok Ulan bizim kel kekeme sülü bile(komşum)bill gatesten daha insan çıktı kızına suriyeliler talip olunca balkonda havaya ateş edip arapları tehdit etmişti gateste milyarlarca dolar var ama haysiyet yok kızını araplara becertip arap piçi doğurttu yuuuuhhhh tuuuuuhhh İnstagram team aynen paylaşım kaldırın bill gates babanızın oğlu mu yalan mı yazdım hatrım kalır zuckerberg de kızlarını araplara versin moriset mi nedir instagram şalamayası homoya benziyor çocuğu yoktur kendisi arapların kucağına otursun dışarıda mart var benim başımda nisan rüzgârları esiyor oooohhhh zerre kadar şerefi olan araplarla oğlunu kızını evlendirmez bizim Siirtli fatma hanım bile kendisi arap kökenli olduğu halde kızına suriyeli talip olunca kavga çıkarttı tansiyonu yükselip hastanelere düştü en sonunda oğulları suriyeli aileyi korkuttular da araplar suriyeye geri kaçtılar sülü de vermedi kızını mahallenin gençleri bir güzel arapı benzettiler hangi cehenneme gittilerse kaçtılar herkes gates gibi meşrebi geniş değil ayyy hayvanlar araplar bill gates ilgisi mi hayvanlar candır gözbebeğimizdir,araplar b...ktur,gates pezevenktir ooooohhh rahatladım👈

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[sturniolhoe]

YUUUUHHHH

texts w/ chris who has a toxic gf

chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: cursing, chris is in a toxic relationship

a/n: hope you like :)

for @rheaakayourname <333

do i make a fic of this ?? someone wants soft messy smut, should i do it ??

idk let me knowww

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[crustycrackhead]

LOOK AT THIS TALL CHILD GOOOOOOOOO

TWO FRICKING MILLION BABEYYYYY!!!!

🎊🎉

GO SUBSCRIBE TO @tommyinnitt

[karma-is-a-blank]

PURRCILLA IS HERE YALL

[firemenenthusiast]

YYUUUPPPPP 😮‍💨 YUUUUHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD

twin im back i js got the new idea of like some ppl purposely trying to fw kai and get him into trouble w richard and he got frustrated and whiny about it so like his mean gf yelled at him cause at the same time it WAS his fault. but then he ends up apologizing n you can take the smut from there like idk if that part makes sense

𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄

pairing : kai (voyagers) x reader

synopsis : basically what the req says

disclaimers : dom!reader, sub!kai, whiny!kai, light degradation, lowk mean!reader, handjob (m!recieving), a little short, kinda fast-paced

note : bro i'm so sorry this took so long to come out 😭 also ignore the title, i couldn't think of anything better

your first mistake was allowing kai in your room at all. firstly, it was against the rules (you could've surely gotten in trouble), and secondly, you knew he would just throw a non-stop fit.

your second mistake was continuing to argue with him, instead of kicking him out as soon as he opened his damned mouth. either way, you couldn't go back, and you were really, truly, sincerely pissed off at him. after all, it was entirely his fault as to why he was so mad in the first place. maybe if he ever just shut the hell up, this never would have happened to him.

unfortunately, you knew it was only a matter of time before he began to actually feel some sort of remorse for what he did. so, you weren't surprised when he knocked on your door and so much as practically begged for you to let him in. and?...you did.

"fucking hell kai, just go back to your room," you spat, as your arms folded across your chest.

"no," he began, as he closed to door behind me. "please, i'm sorry, i am. i just..." he trailed off.

"you just what, kai? don't waste my time," you said, with an exasperated sigh. he fidgeted a bit, as his gaze lowered to the ground.

"look, you were right. i did deserve it, and i was being a brat, and im sorry."

"glad you finally came to that realization," you started. "never thought i'd actually hear those words spill from your lips." there was a moment of silence, you had nothing else to say.

"i'll do anything to make it up to you. just, stop being mad."

"kai, you can't just tell me to not be mad. that's not how it works," you said, with furrowed brows as you plopped down into the chair beside your bed. you rubbed at your temples in an attempt to calm yourself.

"i said ill do anything, please." you sighed at that. you knew it would be difficult to resist him. at least you tried...

"get on the bed," you instructed. he was quick to listen, as he fumbled a bit in the process of getting over there. he rested his back against the headboard, awaiting any further instructions from you.

you took your time to get over there. you mentally cursed yourself for giving in so easily. you sat across his lap, straddling him.

"you really have to learn to take accountability," you mumbled, leaning in slightly. he mirrored your actions, leaning in as well.

"sorry," he mumbled against your lips, his breathing becoming a bit ragged. you pulled away. and he chased your lips. you chuckled softly at that.

"you didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?" you teased. he felt a whine bubble in his throat, but to spare his pride (for now, at least), he swallowed it back. your fingers trailed across and down his chest, and he felt himself shiver as you did so.

"please, [name]," he uttered.

"be patient, kai," you replied, calmly. you pinched his skin in certain areas, just to see his reactions. it was entertaining, really. after a bit more of teasing. your hand found its way to the waistband of his pants. you tugged slightly, prying them open, before letting go, watching as they snapped back against his waist. he sighed shakily at that, swallowing thickly. you eventually began to pull them down.

"lift your hips," you said, and he did just that. you pulled the pants all the way down, the cloth pooling at his feet. you notice his semi-hard on, and you have to resist the urge to laugh. it had only been a few hours of not being with you, and he was already so riled up?

"jesus kai, you're pathetic," you said, under your breath. he elicited a soft whine at that, to which you smirked. you palmed him gently over his boxers, and he let out a low groan.

"please," he begged, looking up into your eyes. you didn't say anything back, relishing in the noises he made with every touch you left. you finally began to pull down his boxers, and he met you halfway by lifting his hips. they were discarded with his pants. his semi was now a full hard on; red and throbbing pitifully hard. pre was leaking steadily, flowing down and onto his lower abdomen.

"what got you so hard, hm?" you asked, as your fingers danced across his tip. he whimpered softly.

"you." you smiled at that, before completely wrapping your hand around his cock. you spread the pre, using it as lube. your pace began slow, painfully slow. he let out low moans and groans, hips bucking into your hand ever so slightly.

"stay still," you said, keeping a hand on his waist to ground him. "is this really all it takes for you to shut your mouth?" he whined, throwing his head back.

"f-fuck [name]," kai cried, brows furrowing in pleasure.

"say you're sorry, kai," you ordered, and he nodded.

"m'sorry, so sorry. you were right," he babbled.

"good. you're lucky i'm even doing this for you. should've just left you to get off yourself." you twisted your hand, speeding up. you thumbed at his slit a bit, making him moan out.

"y-yeah. s-shit, oh my god thank you," he mumbled. it was so uncharacteristic of him, and it was thoroughly amusing. as your hand worked on his cock, you gripped his chin, and planted a harsh kiss on his lips. he whined in your mouth, before you pulled away.

"here's what you're going to do. you're going to apologize to everyone, including richard, understand?" you asked, locking eyes with him.

"y-yeah, okay," he breathed out, whining softly as your grip around his cock tightened slightly.

"oh, fuck. think m'gonna cum [name]," he warned, as he pulled his lower lip in between his teeth. you laughed cruelly.

"oh no, i didn't say you'd be coming, did i?"

𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 © 𝐤𝐲𝐚-𝐢𝐬-𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐥

𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐲? 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞

[goblinluvr66]

[slormp]

The cashier at aldi told me I'm the only person she saw wearing a mask today, and despite that she hates them, she respects that I wear one and that I probably have my reasons...I did not say a word the entire interaction. She just kept going. It would have been wildly more respectful if she just scanned my shit and said nothing, anyway I hope her acne gets worse <3

[allpromarlo]

latavius murray is the only murray that hasn't disappointed me today

[delta98-idk]

YUUUUHHHH

I want to send Simon into subspace send tweet

Nah but he'd love the Amazon position, even better if you get tired of his squirming and trap one of his legs under yours so you're practically scissoring. He likes feeling like you're just using him, taking what you want without a care for what he feels. He's still penetrating you but it's you that's fucking him. Thrusting into him as he hears the plap plap plap of your pussy lips slapping against his skin.

You lean forward and the leg over your hip bends at the knee until you've got his thigh pressed against his chest and tell him to hold his knee up. Looming over him to wrap your hand around his neck. Telling him to "stop fucking squirming" because "fleshlights don't move".

He'll be your fleshlight. He'll be such a good toy for you.

OR

Having him on his knees in front of a mirror, wrists handcuffed behind his back as you lift him upright by the column of his throat. Your strap deep inside him as you tell him to look at himself in the mirror while he rides you so he can see how beautiful he is.

Everytime he looks away - on accident, mostly, you just feel so good he throws his head back without realizing - you force him to stop. Waiting until he looks in the mirror again before you tell him "'s not your fault baby, you're just so good at taking my cock you can't think of anything else, can you? Too busy being good for me."

His moans crack and pitch into whines and then sobs as tears paint his pretty face, but you still won't let him move.

"Tell me how good you are. Say you're my good boy and you can move again."

He hesitates only slightly before conceding, he wants to be good for you and make you proud after all. You slowly start again, hands gripping at his hips hard enough to leave marks that he'll undoubtedly trace the next time he's on leave, pressing into them so they stay bruised and hurt enough for him to feel as he fucks his fist at night, so he can almost pretend you're there with him.

"That's it, darling, just like that. You are so perfect for me, aren't you?" After enough times stopping and starting again he repeats you without thinking.

"arrngghh- 'm perfect for you" he gargles out over a moan, watching his own spit bubble and drool out of his mouth and onto his naked pecs in the mirror

"Yeah, my sweet little slut knows how to make me feel good, doesn't he?"

""m y'r swee- hah! Lil' slut- mmmm! I'll make you feel guh- good, it's so good."

"You gonna cum for me, Si?"

He moans and nods, huffing out some words that attempt to mimic your sentence.

"yeah, you're always such a good boy, so pretty when you cum, aren't you?"

"'m pretty- 'm pretty"

He sees your hand reach around and wipe his cheek, smearing his drool with his tears.

"Tell me you're my good boy while you cum, mkay? I wanna see my pretty baby babbling for me like the cock drunk slut he is."

He chokes on a moan and his head rolls back before the hand on his face grabs his cheeks to pull him to look at the mirror.

"Your good boy, 'm your good boy, jus' for you-" ropes of pearly white shoot out of his cock, decorating his chest and falling to the floor and your fist around his shaft. "'m yours, 'm yours, yoursyoursyours"

His eyes glaze over and his vision blurs but he doesn't pull his gaze away from the mirror, even as he succumbs to gravity. Falling forward as you hold his cuffed wrists to stop him from falling into his own spend. Gargling on his own drool as it forces your strap to burrow against his prostate even harder.

On another note, I'm just saying, Simon would 100% want to get pregnant by you if he could. We need to unionize to impregnate this man.

Barking over this, I'm so feral. My desire to have Simon in any of these positions is fighting against the way I've got him characterized in my head. So I will give you this. (Cowboy)Simon getting Pavloved:

It's not often that Ghost is alone these days, but with you away on business he's had to re-figure certain things. Showers alone, breakfast alone, going to bed by himself with just your pillow to hug... Worst of all: sex. Ghost wakes up with a hardon and you're not there to solve it. With a grumbled swear Ghost spits into his hand and wraps his fist around his aching cock. He hasn't had to do this in a while, nice part about living with you, but it's like riding a bike.

He strokes his fingers over the soft skin, rubs his thumb against the head, nice and tight while he thinks about you. Thinks about your pretty pussy that is. Thinks about you every way he hasn't had you in the last few days: in the shower, over the kitchen counter, before bed, crouched behind you to suck at your cunt, holding your leg up to slot his cock into you, pressing you down into the mattress. Every way he can think of, it makes his cock ache, makes him groan against the stroke of his hand, imagining it's your slick cunt clutching at him.

You're always so sweet when he fucks you, always so careful when you ride him, never doing more than he can handle, never pushing more than he can stomach. Ghost tips his head back against the pillows and imagines the phantom press of your hands against his chest, the slap of your skin against his, the soft panting gasps when he angles his hips and hits you just right. He squeezes the base of his cock, tries to mirror the way you clench around him.

A year ago he might have queued up a porno, but now the thought of you is all he needs to have his hips bucking up into his hand.

Ghost groans, feels his lips part to take a breath. It's not enough, not what he's looking for, what his body is craving, but it has to be. It's just missing something.

Fucking hell.

"Good boy," He tells himself, squeezing his eyes shut against the shame of it, "pretty- fuck- 'm a good boy, pretty boy. Good boy, good boy, good boy." He pants it out, chants it to himself to try and subsidy your sweet voice cooing it in his ear.

Christ he doesn't know if it's the words or the flash of humiliated heat that tips him over the edge but his cock twitches and spurts come over his stomach as he strokes himself through orgasm. Exactly what he needed. God. He's going to have to say that every time, isn't he?

[forbidding-souda]

OMG IS IT RLLY RIO THEE RIO WHO HAS BEEN GONE FOR 3 MONTHS?? Yes. Yes it is. Anywaysss WHY DID I JUST FIND THE KIYO X BLK FEM READER TODAY!!! LIKE LETSS GOOOOO KISSES KIESSES NOBEL PRIZES GRAMMYS ALL OF THAT SHIT YUUUUHHHH/p/pos

(I DONT HAVE A GOOD REACTION PHOTO RN BUT YA-)

-Rio

OMG welcome... welcome back...

AAAA GOOD I'M HAPPY YOU LIKE IT BC WRITING THINGS OF OTHR CULTURES (I'M WRITING A BRAZILLIAN ONE RN TOO) TAKES SO MUCH BRAIN IT MAKES ME NERVOUS LMFAOO

[ask-4-town]

Okay, today I'm finishing your draw T, and start with the Gender blend T and Z

YEAHAHHHHHHH LETS GOOO

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