#yuumori incorrect quotes

[vodkabutgay]

[Time skip Moriarty Gang]

Albert: Sherlock's eyes are blue right?

William: They’re sapphire! With hints of deep blue and silver when the light hits just right.

Louis: And when was the last time he smiled?

William: This morning. 10:38 am when I offered him tea!

Sebastian: Right...and when is my birthday?

William:

Sebastian: When is my birthday Will?

[mtp-posting-ld]

More edited images + a meme cuz I felt cute about it

[sheriiam]

Sherlock: hey Mycroft, wanna third wheel on my date with Liam?

Mycroft: no.

Sherlock: I'll buy you black coffee.

Mycroft: for a week.

Sherlock: done. Albert, say, will you third wheel on my date with Liam?

Albert, looks up from his newspaper: alright, Sherlock.

Sherlock: yes! Liam always wanted to have a double date.

Albert and Mycroft: ???

[ohurricaneo]

inspired by hachi and nana

Ruskin: Sir, look at these glasses, aren’t they cute? I can’t believe they’re only two pence!

Milverton: ..Little red strawberries?

Ruskin: No good?

Milverton: If you want them, buy them.

Ruskin: No, I won’t.

Milverton: Why not?

Ruskin: If you don’t like them, I don’t want them! There’s no point in buying them unless we’re both going to use them!

Milverton: I don’t care what we use, let’s just get the shopping done.

Ruskin: Sniffling but you don’t like the little red strawberries..

Milverton: I love little red strawberries.

Ruskin: Really?

Milverton: ..To eat.

Ruskin: Okay! Let’s get them!

Milverton: Alright, now let’s get back to the task in hand.

Ruskin: Okay!

this is also on ao3 so like yh

[solarianvoidthearoace]

Incorrect SherLiam (Dialogue Original by me; from a fic for a different ship which I will link here.)

Sherlock: “I’d like to think we have been seeing eye to eye for a while now. Although, I concede that you always seem to be two steps ahead.”

Liam: “Seem?”

“Yes”, Sherlock put his hands in his pockets, leaning slightly back where he stood, “My estimate is that you are usually one step ahead of me. Three steps ahead of police, and when situations get dire, you just bullshit your way through them and afterwards pretend it was planned.”

Seriously, only when I was fucking around with this dialogue did I realise how perfectly it fits SherLiam, it was originally written and will get used for a different ship of mine

[moriartyluver]

False Lovers Incorrect Quotes #3

(Name): *walking into a room* Sorry I'm late..I was doing..things..

*sounds of running footsteps here progressively louder*

William: *out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

[loichte]

Albert: I sleep with my gun under my pillow.

Louis: weak. I sleep with a knife.

William: you’re both pathetic.

Louis: oh? What do you sleep with then?

William: Sherlock.

[anushkab2711]

Liam : *slamming open the door *

Sherly: *startled *is there anything wrong?

Liam : look what I got !!

Sherly : what happened , are you okay ?

Liam : *panting * shoving a heavy brown a paper bag in his hands * ( he had came running home )

I got a copy of Dr Watson's book . AT A SALE !! ( he no longer buys expensive stuff , had given upon being a noble)

It's magnificent!!

Sherly : still processing why is he so excited about that , he could have simply asked him to provide a copy whaa~ ?

I have never wrote something like this before 😆

[kimlzzzy]

Albert : Honey, Coffee or tea?

Mycroft : Which one is not poisoned?

Albert : Neither :(

Mycroft : Then I'll have water

[vodkabutgay]

[NY time line]

William, attempting to ask Sherlock out on a date: What if we went to dinner... not as friends?

Sherlock: As enemies???

William: ... Sherly we are past that.

[mtp-posting-ld]

Old habits die hard

[sheriiam]

Sherlock: you really put everything aside to come to me? How did you even get here so fast?

William: uh, nothing much, don't wor―

Bond: several traffic violations.

Sebastian: three counts of resisting arrests.

Albert, drinking from the bottle: roughly four of these.

Fred: also *points at the cab* maybe we left the cabby behind.

Sherlock: m-maybe?

William: technically we'd have reached earlier if Louis didn't free the horses of the previous cab we took.

Sherlock: ...

[ohurricaneo]

im in my incorrect quote phase 😘

Whiteley: If you could kiss any person in the world, who would it be?

Sturridge: My beautiful wife, of course!

Whiteley: She doesn’t count. You’d do that anyway.

Sturridge: Robinson.

this is also on ao3 so uh yh

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Sherlock: Don't look at me. I don't even have 'em

William to Billy: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

[moriartyluver]

False Lovers Incorrect Quotes #5

(Name): WHATS YOUR TYPE?

William: anything, to be honest, but independent ,hot & smart girls who want me dead especially

(Name): YOUR BLOOD TYPE

William: Oh! B positive.

(Name): DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP! JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

William: ..

[loichte]

Liam: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Sherlock: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Liam, already taking off his clothes: