#yuri on ice whump

[goodwhump-temp]

Yuri Whump | Yuri!!! on ICE

1x01 Easy as Pirozhki!! - Anxiety lore, meltdown, depression weight, 1x02 Two Yuris?! - Kicked, stepped on, jealous 1x03 I Am Eros, and Eros is me?! - Anxiety, 'passes' out (20:30) 1x04 Like Yourself… - Failed spin 1x05 Face Beet-Red!! - Nervous, paranoid, face slams into the fucking wall during a spin, nose bleed

1x07 Cup of China Free Skate - Visibly/physically tired, failed jump, very nervous, crying (failed motivation)

1x09 Rostelecom Cup, Free Skate - Overthinking, nervous, hug-zombie

1x10 Pre-Grand Prix Final Special - Insomnia, nervous (lost bag), drunk pictures (21:20) 1x11 Pre-Grand Prix Short Program - Collapses (06:00) 1x12 Pre-Grand Prix Free Skate - Crying

[ddringo]

We repeat what we don’t repair

Victor grasps Yuuri's cheeks and forces their eyes to lock. “It’s okay, Yuuri. It’s always scary the first time, but I won’t let anything happen to you. I promise.” He places a soft kiss across Yuuri’s lips. Feels him relax, just a little, under the touch.

“What if I fall?” Yuuri’s voice is small and hollow.

“I’ll catch you” Victor promises.

***

Yuuri is the most important, amazing, passionated, incredible, lovable person in Victor's life. There’s just one problem... Yuuri refuses to skate.

Prompt: Childhood Trauma @badthingshappenbingo

[cepheusgalaxy]

Have you guys fr watched Owari no Seraph though

[nbwriteschaos]

re: writing commissions.

---- my writing commissions are OPEN! all info can be found within this post or in this google doc. please dm for any inquiry or request!!

!!!fiction, nonfiction, original works, smut, etc!!!

1 thousand words ♡ $10 USD

2 thousand words ♡ $12 USD

3 thousand words ♡ $15 USD

4 thousand words ♡ $20 USD

5 thousand to 10 thousand words ♡ starts at $25 USD

---- all payments are processed through paypal only. payments must be submitted first before i begin the commission. refunds are not available but i will rewrite a commission if you are not satisfied :)

more below ...

(this may format a little funny as i'm copying and pasting some info from my doc, sorry!!)

-- as for pricing

((I do not accept negotiations as far as pricing! I’ve priced my commissions based on what I think my time and effort is worth while also maintaining affordability. There are to be NO REFUNDS.  If you are unsatisfied with the result of your commission I am open to rewriting it once more to ensure your satisfaction. All payments are accepted through Paypal. I am working on opening some sort of website to provide the best experience for commissions as well, but for now, Paypal and Tumblr are the best I’ve got. 

Please let it be noted that although I am an experienced writer, I do not have the qualifications of a professional published author. I am simply a person at their laptop trying to build a future career as a writer :)

You will not be charged if I go over your paid word count!!

Custom word counts between 5k and 10k will be charged based on how I see fit. **It will not go over $60 USD** ))

-- as for boundaries

i will write mostly anything. even if it seems a little questionable, i'll probably do it. for example:

a super sad angsty character death probably nobody but yourself would want to read, that one coffee shop/tattoo artist au you've been wanting to read but can't find on ao3, or like, idk, a fantasy involving d*bcon, f*rry, p*ssplay, whump/whumpee, mpr*g, terat*philia (monster fucking), obscure s*xual organs, g*re (ask me about this one if you are looking for smut involving g*re), v*yeurism, size differences, or other common k*nks.

i do request some sort of age verification if you are commissioning for smut.

strict NOs:

No extreme depictions of SH or s*icide. No animal a*use, death or g*re. Nothing depicting extreme homophobia or transphobia. No politics or opinion-based pieces of writing. No depictions of child or adult a*use of any kind. No extreme drug use. No underage, fe*derism, sc*t/f*rts/underarms/feet/sneezing, be*stiality, n*ncon, age pl*y/massive age difference, inc*st.

i have a right to deny any commission for any reason!

-- as for fandoms

I can and will attempt to write for any fandom I am not familiar with so long as there is enough info that has been provided for it!! However, I can’t guarantee it will be perfect. Here are fandoms I am familiar with and will write for: 

Anime/Cartoons: Genshin Impact, My Hero Academia, Tokyo Ghoul, Toilet Bound Hanako Kun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Chainsaw Man, Spy x Family, Jujutsu Kaisen, My Melody, Free!!!, Haikyuu!!!, One Punch Man, Mob Psycho 100, Demon Slayer, Hunter x Hunter, JJBA, Black Butler, Bungou Stray Dogs, Yuri on Ice, Kakegurui, Attack on Titan, Noragami, Adventure Time, Steven Universe. Probably more, just ask! 

Books: The Raven Cycle, The Dreamer Trilogy, Simon Snow Trilogy, The Foxhole Court series. Monstrous Series. Anything more obscure check out my Goodreads profile!! 

I am 100% down to write your original characters and plots!! In fact, I encourage it! For maximum accuracy, please provide as much information as you can for each character, plot, setting, etc! 

if you have any other questions feel free to send a DM or an ask and i'll get back to you as soon as possible! you can also check out the doc to see if it is answered there!

if you read this far, please feel free to reblog just to spread the love. i'd really appreciate it! thank you!!!

[korielle-writing-fanfics]

WRITING COMMISSIONS & SERVICES: OPEN

I’m excited to announce that I’ve reopened my writing commissions and now also offer beta reading and editing services! With my extensive writing experience, I’m here to provide a range of services that cater to your fandom and original writing needs. Below is all the info you need to know, and if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to reach out!

Ko-fi: Buy me a Coffee 🧋 

Twitter:  Korielle Writing 

tumblr: korielle writing blog - Tumblr 

discord: korielle97

GENERAL INFO:

50% upfront and 50% after the work is completed and examples available upon request.

Writing Commissions Pricing:

10¢ per word, with a maximum of 4,000 words. For each additional 100 words, it's $1 extra.

Character Letters are priced at $1 per 100 words, with a maximum of 2,000 words (negotiable). All letters are delivered digitally.

Beta Reading & Editing Services:

With 9 years of writing experience, I offer beta reading and editing for both SFW and NSFW material (as long as proper trigger warnings are provided). Below are the price tiers based on word count:

Up to 1,000 words: $10

1,001 to 5,000 words: $20

5,001 to 10,000 words: $35

10,001 to 20,000 words: $50

For 20,001+ words, the pricing and timeframes can be discussed.

Turnaround Time:

Up to 1,000 words: 1-2 days

1,001 to 5,000 words: 3-5 days

5,001 to 10,000 words: 5-7 days

10,001 to 20,000 words: 7-10 days

20,001+ words: Timeframe negotiable

Contact: I prefer to handle commissions and services through Discord, but I’m also available on Twitter and Tumblr. Please feel free to message me with any questions or custom requests.

psa:I offer up to 15% off on my writing commissions and beta reading/editing services. Here’s how you can save:

5% off for commissions between 1,000 and 2,000 words.

10% off for commissions over 2,000 words.

Returning clients get 10% off their next commission.

Bundle a writing commission and beta reading/editing for 15% off the total price!

WHAT I’LL WRITE:

Character x Reader (f!reader / m!reader)

Character x gn!reader (afab / amab )

Character x Character (Canon or OC)

OC x Canon and Selfships

Genres & Themes:

SFW

Fluff

(Heavy) Angst

Major Character Death

Whump

Gore

Romance

Slice-of-life

Fantasy

X Reader / Fanfiction

WHAT I WON’T WRITE:

NSFW Content

Pedophilia

Abuse

Sexualization of Minors or Adults

Homophobia / Transphobia

Romanticization of Mental Health Issues

Any harmful or objectionable content ( you can ask me and i’ll let you know) 

FANDOMS I’M OPEN TO:

I’m happy to write within a variety of fandoms. If you're curious about a specific fandom, feel free to ask! I will write villains but i reserve the right to decline. Some examples include: 

Animanga & animation 

Avatar: The Last Airbender, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, Demon Slayer/Kimetsu no Yaiba,Fairy Tail,Haikyuu!!, Horimiya, Kamisama Kiss, Komi Can’t Communicate, Hero Academia/Boku no Hero Academia, Ouran Highschool Host Club, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K, Yuri on Ice!!!, Dragon Prince, Gravity Falls, Hazbin Hotel, How to Train Your Dragon, Miraculous Ladybug: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Steven Universe/Steven Universe Future, The Owl House, Voltron Legendary Defenders

TV Shows

stranger things (older teens/no billy hargrove), bridgerton, the last of us, 

Movies

marvel, dc, disney animated movies,studio ghibli

Video Games

undertale, twisted wonderland, deltarune, shall we date; obey me, the arcana, mystic messenger 

CHARACTER LETTERS:

I offer character letters priced at $1 per 100 words. These are personalized letters written from the perspective of your chosen character. The word count can go up to 2,000 words (negotiable), and they are delivered digitally.

BETA READING & EDITING SERVICES:

With 9 years of writing experience, I provide detailed beta reading and editing services for SFW and NSFW content. Proper trigger warnings are required for any sensitive material.

Prices:

Up to 1,000 words: $10

1,001 to 5,000 words: $20

5,001 to 10,000 words: $35

10,001 to 20,000 words: $50

20,001+ words: Pricing can be discussed.

Timeframes:

Up to 1,000 words: 1-2 days

1,001 to 5,000 words: 3-5 days

5,001 to 10,000 words: 5-7 days

10,001 to 20,000 words: 7-10 days

20,001+ words: Timeframe negotiable

FINAL NOTES:

Before starting a commission or service, I do require confirmation that you are 18 years or older. If you're interested or have any custom ideas, feel free to message me, and we’ll discuss the details!

COMMISSION FORM

Username: Backup Contact Info (Discord, Twitter, Tumblr): Type of Commission (Writing, Beta Reading, Character Letter): Fandom/Original Content (please specify): Word Count (Max 4,000 for writing, 2,000 for character letters): Details/Prompts (be as specific as you like):

Proof of Age (18+ Required):

Please provide a photo of your ID (you can cover everything except your date of birth for privacy).

[ciaossu-imagines]

This is kinda off topic but on topic. All this talk about diverse OCs and people writing characters that aren’t American… have you ever read a doc or story that technically does have a diverse cast but you can tell the write is so obviously American (and did little research of things of culture outside of America?). This is not a bad thing (nor is it a good thing oop 😶 sorry it’s kinda of a turn off for me if it’s too obvious actually lmao) but I’ve read a few stories or fics where I’ve seen this. One example that comes to mind right away is one time I was reading a fic where the cast was figure skaters from all different countries (yes it was a yuri on ice fic lol). And there’s like one character from that series that’s American but he wasn’t even in that scene. The important thing to note is that the main character is Japanese and his best friend is Thai and just about all the others in the scene were European. When this scene took place they were somewhere in Europe for a skating competition (it was some sort of AU for those who know the series and are reading this confused) and everyone was above the age of 18. Anyway!! Everyone was making a big deal about the main character turning 21 so he can legally drink. And everyone sharing their big “21st birthday experience” and how some of them (the European characters) couldn’t even remember their 21st birthdays…

Like… y’all know the legal drinking age is different in different countries right 😀 why would so many of these people care about turning 21 to drink. I think it’s like 20 in Japan and younger in the European countries. Even here it’s 19-18 depending on which province you’re in. So yeah sometimes… you can just tell when a writer is American (or from any specific place) and did little research lol. Once again not a dig but I just thought I would share this little anecdote since maybe you would find it funny too.

Oh, even if it was completely off-topic, you know you can always send in chatter to the box and I’ll love you for it! But this is actually a really interesting ask and quite on topic! I know exactly what you mean and I’ve definitely read fics like that. Sometimes the fic has a diverse cast, other times it’s just plain out fully Japanese characters, completely set in Japan, but it’s so obvious that the author is American and writing only with American culture in mind. I can definitely be guilty of doing that sometimes myself, especially when it comes to holiday fics. I know Japan doesn’t celebrate things like Halloween, Christmas, New Year’s, Valentine’s Day and the like in the same way as Western countries do but sometimes I just want to take the characters and have them celebrate in the traditions and ways that I know and love so I flub, I will admit it!

But the drinking age one definitely gets me. Just as a fun little thing, I wanted to see all the countries that actually have 21 as the drinking age, as only America came to mind. I know from prior research that 20 is the legal age in Japan and that most European countries range from 16-18. It takes only a brief cursory google search. Just by typing in ‘legal drinking age around the world’, I was able to find, within a minute, this really cool icongraphic image that I’ma share, just cause I think it’s neat!

Another big one for me though, and still the most egregious example I’ve ever seen in a fic I read, is how easy it is for Japanese characters to get guns. Let me clarify this by saying that, if it makes sense within canon (like in KHR, where most characters have Mafia connections that could easily hook them up with a gun), then definitely go with canon. But this was a whump fic written for a fandom where guns aren’t really a thing? Big swords that represent your soul, yeah, but even then, they didn’t use it as their Bankai’s form – it was just a regular, everyday gun that this minor, high-school aged character bought. By just fucking walking into a regular old store and buying one, no questions asked. I’m a horrible person, but I absolutely collapsed in laughter behind my screen. In Canada, you need a firearms license to buy a gun and, while it’s not really hard, it takes time…like, a little over a month for new applicants. And from what I’ve read and heard and had to research for my own stories, Japan’s gun laws make Canada look like we’re Oprah – ‘you get a gun and you get a gun and everybody gets a gun’. Like, their gun laws are brutally strict. And the thing is there are so many workarounds to that. The author could have used many, many different deus ex machinas around the gun laws – have the character randomly find a gun that had probably been used in some crime, have them realize this solved all their problems, and pick it  up. Have the character approach a sketchy looking or scary other character who conveniently knows a friend of a friend of a friend who can get them one. Have the character do anything but walk into a store that reads like Walmart and buy a gun.

Like you said, sometimes you can just…tell…when a writer is American or from somewhere else. With some of my fics/posts, you can definitely tell I’m Canadian, especially in the slang used or especially the holiday ones. Normally it’s the drinking age or the dialogue and slang used that tips me off in other’s fics Like you also said, not necessarily a bad thing. It can lead to some interesting or hilarious fics. Sometimes it doesn’t detract at all from the story but sometimes…yeah, sometimes you just wish the author had done a quick google search to fact check something.

[catnykit]

🄸🄽🅃🅁🄾 🄿🄾🅂🅃

♖☯ 𓃠 𓃬𓃠 𓃬𓃠 𓃬𓃠 𓃬𓃠 𓃬𓃠 𓃬𓃠🥀🕳

Hi!!! Cat here :3 I spawned here and im figuring stuff out. Like i dont know what im doing this might be in constant change.

Info about me is in the desc!! I didnt think I would need a intropost but well, Here we are!

some things you might want to know about the blog are♡:

I dont exacly have a dni, Just interact with me and we'll see! keep in mind tho, I get uncomfortable in dms Really Quickly, u can send an ask tho!!!!

I LOVE being tagged or getting asks so if you think anything is from my interest, Or anything that reminded you of me or my ocs,Dont hesitate (Or do hesitate to check for the things i avoid below this first I guess)

(IMPORTANT NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY SENSITIVE OF ANY KIND OF IRL DRAMA. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS IT'LL LIKELY UPSET ME. THIS BLOG EXISTS FOR ESCAPISM. TAKE THIS IN MIND.)(maybe releted to whats below 👇)

This blog is a safe place to ignore reality for a bit or atleast I try to make it as fictional as possible,I'll always tag "#Reality tw" whenever I consider something is on thin ice but I feel the need to reblog it.

So,Welcome to this strange realm! Here we have cat biology and Angsty whump writing!

(Aka:Beware because there is a lot of fictional yet fucked up untagged work)(aslo just ask me about cat biology i can't find thigs to reblog ᴖ̈)

Thats basically it, In fact,This blog was supposed to be a whump blog is just that I repost all kinds of stuff, Even my fandoms sometimes!!! And more! You can even find my random thoughts under #Cat says stuff

Im a writter for fun but I aslo like my tiny witty piece of recognition, So if you like one of my stories,

I BEG YOU,COMMENT ABOUT IT I normally dont have the energy to actually write down my stories, So if you want to see more make sure of at least leave a keyboard smash for support♡

And finally, Here's my own self indulgent fucked up writing! :D (Slow,random updates♡)

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Writing (mostly whump)ideas (this will likely never be updated again):

Whump idea#0 whumpee's by control (old)

whump idea #1【woods+maggots+insanity? Not a good deal.】

Whump idea#2 【THE TORTURE JAR+NONHUMAN GIANT WHUMPER & CARETAKER】

ミ★ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 ★彡

(Fun Fact about my masterlists: i put the tag of stuff on the title of that stuff)

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄: MAIN TW: IMPLIED MURDER,PSYCHOLOGICAL WHUMP,WHUMPER TURNED WHUMPER In which, in a town deep in the woods, disappearances begin to happen. this story is not about them, it is about the one who caused them. Deidamia rotari, alredy cursed by their own actions. This is NOT a chronological series,it is episodic and each episode is a standalone (It will be numbered anyway to avoid confusion)

you can find both ocs and writing misc at #My ocs, Since more recently, You can aslo find ocs in process!!!!!

actually,

♤da WIPs (works in progress <3)♤

in which i dump all the wips that ain't fully fleshed stories yet methinks

ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏɢ□

a minecraft fic thats basically my take on the lore with some edition to make it a whump story :3 it will still be fluffy in some parts cuz this is still minecraft

𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛 ♡

Unhinged (kind of crack-y) SCP fic thats about a somewhat badass, somewhat awkward chaos insurgent who's down BAD for a weirdly spacey and sweet scp researcher. Starcrossed yuri be upon ye!!!!

btw the anwser is two. two minds two lives two alliances two persons. but only one (1) anwser. (heart)

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

More stories may spawn!

....

(....or despawn.)

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The idea is to see the world in the eyes of a ghost. I dont know if I can put this idea on paper properly,Time will say weird ass hiatus cuz im planning to MAYBE remake this. who knows (not me). meanwhile it is cancelled

FRAGMENT 1: A POOR DEVIL (MAIN TW: SUICIDAL THEMES,OLD AND IN NEED OF REMAKE)

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My favorite writing tropes are (In order): EMOTIONAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL WHUMP. whatever this is WHUMPER(S) BEING HURT,AKA DYNAMIC/REVERSING ROLES. SELF HARM WHUMP/SUICIDE. CHEERFULL/SADITIC WHUMPER. LAB WHUMP/MEDICAL WHUMP. STOIC/NONLACHANT WHUMPEE. PET WHUMP/CONDITIONED WHUMPEE. COSMIC WHUMP. WHUMPER TURNED CARETAKER(again,dynamic roles.) SPECIFIC WHUMP THINGS I LIKE: suffocation n variarions Fainting Human whumpee × Nonhuman caretaker DETAILED GORE/VIVISECTION N STUFF deliriumhallucinations insanity🥰 dehumanization My fiction squicks are: editing this, Anything that's frustrating, such as; anticlamatic endings explicit helplessness ...and that's it! im still findind out. i suffer a lot cuz i dont actually know exactly what triggers me😭

Hard No: absolutely d*ck repulsed. idk. aslo realistic non-con😔. actually anything that feels too close to reality/real life and anything negative releted to it. I AM TRYING TO ESCAPE.

♖☯ 𓃠 𓃬𓃠 𓃬𓃠 𓃬𓃠 𓃬𓃠 𓃬𓃠 𓃬𓃠 🥀🕳

[feverflushed]

BEFORE YOU INTERACT

About me:

-You can call me Y, she/her, I'm in my early 30s. Be mindful that English is not my native language, there might be typos or weird phrasing from time to time, especially if I'm in a rush, distracted, in pain, or very tired!

I speak Italian, Spanish, German, French and I understand (but don't speak) written Portuguese, so feel free to chat in whatever language you like!

I'm bi and this place is 1000% LGBT friendly!

-I loveeee roller and ice skating, dancing, swimming, hiking, and playing multiple musical instruments! I'm the happiest when I can be in nature, with my pets or around animals in general!

-Please be mindful that my humor can sound a bit weird sometimes. I'm professionally diagnosed with autism, sometimes it's difficult for me to understand if I've said something hurtful, or I might infodump. If I do so, please let me know, and please know that I didn't mean to hurt you! I don't want to hurt anybody!

-I also have some physical disabilities which cause me a lot of pain, so sometimes it might be hard for me to reply to messages in a timely manner. I'll get to you eventually as soon as I feel a bit better.

What I write:

-FLUFF, comfort and caretaking. Mostly illness, especially involving fevers and respiratory symptoms, sometimes injury, especially broken bones, dislocations, concussions. Also, surgery recovery. For the emotional whump part, I write PTSD, panic attacks, nightmares.

What I don't write:

Emeto/belly stuff, noncon/dubcon, r4pe, t0rture, de4th (especially parental de4th), minors (if minor in Canon, they will be aged up and put in an appropriate context), gore, extreme bloodshed, violence involving animals, violence involving vulnerable people and children. Also, I DON'T ROLEPLAY.

Fandoms:

Voltron legendary defender (Sheith, Miro, Adashi), Arcane (Jayvik, Vicait), Life is strange (Pricefield, Chenrich), PJO (aged up Solangelo), Stardew valley (Sambastian, platonic ElliottxLeah), Yuri on ice (Viktuuri).

DNI IF:

Minors (I check every blog that follows mine, if your age is not stated, or if you're underage, you'll be blocked), your blog is empty and looks like spam (for the love of God at least put your age in bio), vanillas, trolls, kinkshaming, emeto blogs (sorry, I have emetophobia and I can't do that, not kinkshaming but it's not for me! Please don't tag graphic emeto when reblogging my posts! I can see that and I don't want to!).

I don't tolerate homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny, ableism, antisemitism. Also, if you're one of those people just trying to stir shit up and starting fights over petty things, you will be blocked and reported immediately. I do not have the spoons nor the patience to deal with you and your pointless drama.

Enjoy your stay!

[scribeoffate]

Tag Game

I was tagged by no one and simply shamelessly stole it cuz I wanted to play! <3 Tag ppl if you wish, consider yourself tagged if you want to play. Tagging with no pressure: @momentofmemory, @azraeldoesnotdispute, @spikeface, @illbeintheend, @domesticated-feral, @letthestorieslive

1. How many works do you have on ao3?

187

2. What’s your total ao3 word count?

470, 949

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Currently: Teen Wolf In general: Yuri on Ice, La Femme Nikita, Nikita, Animorphs, Supernatural, The Slayers and whatever trips my fancy at the time

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

No Matter What Yuri on Ice, a/b/o dark fic, 845 kudos

Patience , second in the same series, 324 kudos

Mutual Affliction, fourth in above the series, 296 kudos

And I Would Do Anything for Love, YOI bad guys made them do it, 225 kudos

No Matter Where, even darker variation of No Matter What, 224 kudos

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I do! Sometimes you become frens when you chat about fic with people. Sometimes I only have the emotional energy for an emoji, but I can't even begin to explain how happy a lil comment makes me.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

It's a tie, but since no Teen Wolf fics make my top ten, I'll go with:

Deucalion's Progeny , a very dark Scott whump fic ft truedemon

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Scott is the Best Dad: This series is ENTIRELY scira fluff, pack feels, Yukimura family feels and just all around everything being adorable

8. Do you get hate on fic?

I have one, that I won't share, from ages ago that has a lot of hate. It was deserved since I was trolling and the fic was really bad. 🤣

9. Do you write smut?

Yess! Someone has to be out here making sure Scott gets all of the filthy sex he deserves.

10. Do you write crossovers?

I do if I want to explore both fandoms! La Femme Nikita/Nikita crossovers are so fun to me.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Can't imagine anyone bothering. I have a v niche appeal 😅

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No one has offered, but if anyone wanted to, I'd be beyond stunned and flattered.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

@illbeintheend and I have started several and even finished one.

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

I didn't think I had one, until Truedemon. Something about Scott/Deucalion just resonates with me.

15. What’s a wip you want to finish but probably won’t?

I started a scileo fic a while back about Stiles finding Theo at a BDSM club with Deucalion and being realllly into watching Theo get spanked. It eventually becomes Steo, and then they both realized that they are really interested more in Scott. But Scott is busy with school all the time and couldn't possibly like them. But actually Scott would really like Stiles to spank him, please. And eventually they get there.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I can churn out a lot of mediocre fic very quickly. I have tons of ideas and am very creative. I can do a fairly decent short fic and you can feel that I love the source material and characters I write for in my fics.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Long fic with cohesive themes and plots.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I have a lot. Generally, unless it's obvious what the words are from context, necessary for the reader not to understand the language with the character, or making a point to explore a character's cultural roots: "Ah, yes please," Satomi said in Japanese, is the easiest way to handle it. To me.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Technically Star Wars in a spiral bound notebook. Shared online: Animorphs.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

This is hard. I'm picking this one because it was really hard to write and I just reread it. And even though it has only 32 kudos it's GOOD. Equivalent Exchange: I wrote this for the first scottuary, it's about Noshiko and Scott developing a relationship. It's about gift giving and mentorship and Noshiko's views on Scott as a leader. It's thoughtful and I think a really nice look at both of them. And imo, easily one of my most underrated fics.

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FULL WHUMPS LIST;

Shows, movies, anime, & cartoons (Organized Alphabetically by TV Title)(pinned) - Message me if any of this is outdated! Organized whump of my posts

LIVE ACTION

Ray Palmer | Arrowverse Jake Peralta | Brooklyn-99 Tangerine | Bullet Train Richard Castle | Castle Ryan | Castle Dexter Morgan | Dexter Johnny Gage | Emergency! (1979) John Carter | E.R. Peter Bishop | Fringe Simon | Firefly Malcolm | Firefly Mike Schmidt | FNAF Movie Tom Mason | Falling Skies Matt Damon | Jason Bourne Jake Green | Jericho (2006) Hawkeye | M*A*S*H Steven Grant | Moon Knight Thomas Shelby | Peaky Blinders Shawn Spencer | Psych Daniel Jackson | SG1 Trip Tucker | Star Trek: Enterprise William Riker | Star Trek: TNG Rodney McKay | SG: Atlantis John Sheppard | SG: Atlantis Sam Winchester | Supernatural (S1-S15) Mark Wahlberg | Ted 2 Hughie | The Boys Shaun Murphey | The Good Doctor Dick Grayson | Titans Rust Cohle | True Detectives Cordell Walker | Walker Ryan Gosling | Multiple movies Owen Strand | 9-1-1 Lone Star

ANIME

Hajime Nagumo | Arifureta: From Commonplace To World's Strongest Ciel Phantomhive | Black Butler Ichigo | Bleach Yukio Okumura | Blue Exorcist Rin Okumura | Blue Exorcist Akutugawa | Bungo Stray Dogs Atsushi | Bungo Stray Dogs Yuu Otosaka | Charlotte Lelouch Lamperouge | Code Geass David Martinez | Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Allen Walker | D. Gray Man Saiki K. | Disastrous Life of Saiki K. Natsu | Fairy Tail Grey | Fairy Tail Yuki | Fruits Basket Edward Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Edward Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist: 2003 (+ the Movie) Shoyo Hinata | Haikyu!! Nanase Riku | IDOLiSH7 Kuroko | Kuroko No Basket Cheng Xiaoshi | Link Click Lu Guang | Link Click Deku | My Hero Academia Natsume Takashi | Natsume's Book of Friends Yuito Sumeragi | Scarlet Nexus Kirito | Sword Art Online Cid Kagenou | The Eminence in Shadow Naofumi | The Rising of the Shield Hero Ashiya Hanae | The Morose Mononokean Vanitas | Vanitas No Carte Yuri | Yuri On Ice

CARTOONS

Boimler | Star Trek: Lower Decks Ezra Bridger | Star Wars Rebels Bumblebee | Transformers: Prime Optimus Prime | Transformers: Prime Ratchet | Transformers: Prime Smokescreen | Transformers: Prime Jack Darby | Transformers: Prime Lance | Voltron: Legendary Defender Robin | Young Justice Blue Beetle | Young Justice Batman | Justice League / Unlimited, JLA + Movies..

GAMES

Johnny Cage | Mortal Kombat

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Arerugī

“Spicy peanut butter?” His fingers feel wet. Why are they wet? He looks down and sees water drops against his fingertips.

Victor chews his shrimp, crispy between his death, and down half a glass of blood-red wine with it. Swallows loudly. Adam's apple bopping slightly. “It’s a sign of allergies. Which is a shame, because it was like- Wait, are you crying?” Victor’s voice suddenly shifts, “Are you okay Yuuri?”

A familiar sound echoes in his ears. The slightest wheeze. A tightness in his chest. It sends shivers down his spine as Yuuri begs his brain to catch up. Feels the color drain from his face.

This couldn’t be happening… not now… not now… not now…

Prompt: Allergic Reactions @badthingshappenbingo

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Check out my fanfiction and original works on Ao3:

My Bad Things Happen Bingo card (send prompts! only got one for organ theft so far):

Priority WIPs/Schedule:

In my AO3 drafts - Trans Father Mark Backstory, Compromise (Rabbit), Wrong Eyes (Kazangelo)

March - Dissection, Ramadan fic, March of Pain

Winter - Bear & Sam ED hurt/comfort (bthb?), Kazbert figure skating au, or something Yuri on Ice (bthb?)

April - Rabbit Week

Whenever I can refer to the Goats book - Prisoner, Goats LiS au, something about Sufi Ellis

After I finish BCS - Kaylee centric OMC lore dump

Before Rabbit Season 2 - post stuff related to my theories/speculation/predictions, something for Bobby & Maxine (bthb?), 10 year fast, stuff like Finish Last, Don't Blush, Protect My Daughter, Find My Rabbit, probably Double Booked

Before Percy Jackson season 2 - Muslim Medusa and Luke & Taylor (OC) stuff

Summer - The Caves of Arizona

October/Halloween (bthb?) - Pink Halloween drabble, and either my vampire stuff for Rabbit, Killing It, Peep Show, Breaking Bad, or Ofmd. Other options: Frenzzy alien au, alien Toad, rabbit dlm au, Rabbit fnaf au

September 22nd ~ October 2nd - For A Rabbit

Christmas - WaitLiz fake dating Christmas special

January 29th - Tết fic (hws)

Whenever soon - Rose/oc, My Girlfriend is an Alien stuff, Kaz/Cathy breakup (bthb?), Arcangelo coda, Forces Far Greater Than Field Hockey, Neo Yokio in Rune Factory, K'inzel stuff (bthb?), Comatose, real psychic Gus (bthb?), Rabbit 1920s au, bullet wound whump, why all the good ones go, Walp rarepairs

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Febuwhump day 15 — Icarus

Inspired by this piece of propaganda

CWs: Choking, mild violence, kidnapping, brief wing whump, overconfident whumpee ;)

YOOO guess what is done? I wasn't satisfied with just one Icarus piece—I had already started one and really wanted to finish. A bit longer, but enjoy!

“Yuri!”

He didn’t pay them no mind.

“Get back! Yuri—shit,” he heard Meine yelling from behind him, trying to get on the other side of the river by clumsly jumping over the slippy pebbles. He turned back to the blonde girl a few steps behind him, unable to go even that far. Yuri scoffed over his shoulder. “Alisson! You need to restrain him! He’s gonna use the wings!”

He tsked. Damn it Meine with his third eye. He always knew when he was preparing them to flight.

He felt Alisson trying to muster up enough ice him to hold him back. The air around Yuri immediatelly got heavier and the temperature dropped to negative. He gasped, weight pulling him down. Frost started to form over his skin and vest. His knees weakened, unable to stand up for much longer.

Yuri looked back at them, angry. He needed to do this.

They were gonna catch them all if he didn’t.

Alisson’s breath was coming out like steam, but she didn’t let out a single shiver. Ugh. Yuri tried moving his legs to get up, failing and almost falling on the grass. How was she so resistant? Meine had stopped, holding his chest while he panted, still out of air after having tried to run after him. His stamina had never been the best.

Ceres was still meters behind them. She was nowhere to be seen amongst the trees.

Yuri pursed his lips. She would usually be their best bet for something like this. Anyone else would be too risky. Or so Meine said. But she’d been drained after overexerting her powers yesterday—her pulse had been so weak, breath coming out laborious, fighting to keep her eyes open even though she clearly could see half a hand in front of her, and her arms had been so shaky and...—and she still hadn’t recovered. She barely had it on her to run off after him with the others after Yuri stormed out of their little shelter when they realized NAIPE was just in the next corner, prepping up to get them.

He’d decided he wouldn’t wait for them to.

“You can’t stop me,” he spat, a little colder than he’d meant to. Yuri’s surroundings got a bit warmer—he was no match for Alisson’s temperature control, but he could do this much—and weak flames flickered over his fingertips. The sparks were enough to put his body out of the cold-induced stupor, and he let his wings grow.

“No!” Meine cried, trying to reach the next stone and almost falling face down the water. He repressed the instinct to turn around and check if he was okay. Yuri didn’t get it—the boy had no reason to sound so desperate. He clenched his fists, taking a deep breath.

Feathers formed behind him. He stretched his wings.

Yuri lowered himself on the ground. He didn’t have much time. As soon as he took his focus off holding the fire, Alisson’s cold started getting on him again. He grit his teeth. Yuri planted his palms under him, a leg bent forward.

He got momentum and took flight.

His friends’ cries were muffled behind him by the harsh noise of the wind. Yuri got a meter off the ground, swirling around himself to control his trajectory. He looked back. Meine was watching him with terrified eyes, mouth opened and probably still yelling. Alisson had given up on crossing the river, cussing under her breath—or she looked like it at least—trying to make up an ice stick. He gulped, rising a few more meters away. Yuri looked forward. Okay, he needed to do this fast.

He barely caught a glimpse of Ceres staring up at him on the ground, contorting her face and storming off the same way he was going.

Dimitri wasn’t having the best day.

He hated working with the retrieval team. They were so messy and tangled and it never knew where to go when it was put under their orders. And it worked the best under orders. Anyone else’s orders, although. His master knew that. But Dimitri had been ordered to put up with it and make do, so she just braced herself and tried to focus. 

Because today, a signal had been catched.

It was the little bugs the chief had been eyeing for months, now.

“Copycat! Hush, hush! We caught a glimpse o’ them!”

Dimitri sighed. On top of it all, mr. Erik, the leader of the group, had this stupid nickname for him. But at least it was better than having him yelling out his name every two seconds and making him jump.

“Where are they?” She asked, looking over the radar. Dimitri had been circling him for a few minutes now, waiting for orders. His tent was the biggest around the camp, making it easy to spot, although still being towered by the large trees around the clearing. A preventive measure, for stealth purposes. However, the heavy and exquisite machinery set up in front of it didn’t seem to help much with that. They squinted their eyes. Dimitri wasn’t very good at reading these new apparels NAIPE would launch every other week. She looked up and waited for the leader to tell her what was going on with the colorful dots moving around the left corner.

He didn’t catch on. Mr. Erik was clearly waiting for them to come to the conclusion themselves.

“I can’t read this machine,” it said. His eyebrows raised in disbelief and he opened his mouth to say something but a glare of Dimitri shut his mouth. Hurry up, it urged, irritated.

The leader sighed.

“Yesterday’s traces were catched in here,” he pointed to a blue blur in the black screen. “And then a few minutes ago they started moving. Around this direction,” Mr. Erik traced a path with his fingers. Dimitri squinted his eyes.

“Is this our camp?”

“It is. Around here is the base, and up there is where we thought they were hiding last week—well, that was before you arrived, so you wouldn’t know, and then the sensor got a little lagged and their reading moved up to here...”

The man kept rambling on and on about useless details or anedoctes of how the radar had failed them in the past few weeks, and Dimitri internally let out a sigh. By God, he wouldn’t shut up. He didn’t need to know about the speed reading or the relative trajectory or the...

Wait. What was it that Mr. Erik had just said?

“Sorry. Sir, what was that last sentence?”

“Huh?” Mr. Erik interrupted himself. “Oh, you mean, the last time the fog setting pointed the targets to be down north? Or was it the time for contact with—”

“Yes, that,” Dimitri said, before he would distract himself. “You said they were arriving here?”

“Oh, yes. They should be arriving in, hm. Ten, no, six minutes? Jeez, these pricks are fast,” he pointed.

“I need to be in there to catch them!” She urged. “What corner is that green dot gonna ‘make contact’ with?”

“Probably the left one,” he clicked on something on the screen again. Literally nothing changed, but he furrowed his brows as if he’d been shown new data. “Oh wait, we should...”

“...call the restraining troup and dispatch them there with me. According to intel, they are a sketchy target, so I will also need backup.” he completed, before the leader could finish. He seemed atordoated. Dimitri repressed a groan and stormed out to the left gate.

“Sir, don’t forget the troup!” They yelled, running off. That’s why she hated these people. They were far better collecting information than acting on it. It made it need to act like some sort of leader and push them to make the important decisions. Even when it wasn’t meant to be on charge.

He arrived just in time to see a bird on fire approaching the west fence.

Upon further analisys, Dimitri came to the conclusion that it wasn’t a bird, but a boy. He was indeed in flames, but he had large wings—the wind raised by it whipping his white shirt, criss-crossed vest and pants. Which wasn’t right. Did he have two links? Dimitri pushed her confusion to the back of her mind before it would distract her. The boy gracefully landed down, wings flapping above him to control the impact of the ground. His toes lightly stepped on the earth, one feet before the other. He had neatly combed black hair and dark brown skin.

When he looked up, Dimitri could see his eyes were golden. No—not golden. Black, like his locks, and reflecting the fire sparkles faintly suddounding his fingers.

Oh. She knew who that was. Nosac had given it some files about the targets once.

Black hair, brown skin, tall lean and double link—which was what made him valuable to NAIPE. His name was Yuri.

He’d been on a circus before, if they recalled well. Dimitri raised her fists in front of her face, preparing for a fight. The information she had wasn’t enough to know how skilled he was in combat.

A wave of steps came rushed towards them. Mr. Erik had probably sent in what they’d asked. Oh, thank God. That was good. With the target here, the operation would go on faster and they’d be able to get the kid.

But—it narrowed its eyes—there was one problem.

“Where are the others?”

Yuri crossed his arms, wings spread open behind him.

“What are you talking about?”

It dashed towards him.

With a frightened squeal, he dodged its dagger. His reaction wasn’t half bad. The wings probably helped.

“The third-eyed boy. The archive girl. The ice kid. You are not the only one.”

His expression shifted to one of alarm. Yuri quickly covered it up, serious.

“Oh, so you were trying to catch us. Well, your bad, I’m the only one needed to take you out. I know you guys are just one team, but if I get you off our trail I will get us plenty of time.” He hesitated, looking around. “I guess it wouldn’t be too bad to burn this place to the ground, huh?”

Empty threats? Dimitri couldn’t know. He said he was alone. But why? Was he really that powerful? But—Dimitri picked up another knife hidden inside their boot—that could also be a bluff. It didn’t took its guard down.

They dashed again.

This time, he was faster than Yuri, and managed to pin him to the ground, wings struggling below him. He gasped, surprised. Oh, okay. That was pretty easy. Dimitri sheated a dagger back and put the other one against his throat.

“Shit! You—”

He shut him up with a hand on his mouth.

Dimitri felt the warmth running down her veins almost immediatelly. Oh so that was what it felt like.

They conjured up a little fireball around their weapon, taking it away from his neck. Yuri’s eyes went wide, muffled protests barely making it beyond their hand.

Before he could continue kicking his legs to try and get them, Dimitri bought their hand down to their feathers.

A scream. She grunted. He thrashed more, and with the extra body mass it was harder to keep him down with her legs only. It drew back its hands and restrained him.

As soon as his mouth was free, the boy started yelling again. “F-fuck! Get out!”

Dimitri didn’t move.

“Pull them out,” he motioned his head towards the squirming wings. “I know you can.”

Sweat dripped down his forehead, the boy’s breath ragged with pain. He squeezed his eyes shut and the wings dematerialized themselves—oh, so she was right—under him. He panted.

“Restrain him!” He yelled out over his shoulder. The troup hesitated a bit—her eye twitched—but then hurried forward, webs and cuffs in hand.

Then, an explosion.

Dimiti gasped, eyes flashing to the source of the sound. There was earth and debris flying around. He tsked grabbed the boy under him and jumped to the left, rolling on the ground and avoiding most of the impact. Yuri squirmed between their arms. They held him tighter, cutting part of his airflow. He coughed, trying to free himself and tried kicking her shins.

She looked to the side to see the damage done.

The outer tents and the improvised fence had been blown out. There were black burns on the grass around it, and a massive hole on the gate. Dimitri turned his head around, trying to identify the nature of the explosion. Was it a bomb? Had Yuri bought it here? Was that how he’d planned to “burn them to the ground”? No, that wasn’t possible. He hadn’t had the time since arriving to set up something to destructive.

The restrainers were falled down to the ground, not a single drop of blood coming from any of them, but they were all atordoated and in shock at best. He couldn’t see any dead ones. It furrowed its brows. Weird. No, the boy definitely hadn’t had the time to prepare something so cautious in so short. He still thrashed and squirmed on her arms, gasping for air and scratching her skin.

Oh.

He was a bait.

That could only be it. He had come announcing to be alone with the intent to grab their attention while some of the other ones sneaked in and planted an explosive of some kind to wreck their camp.

Another, small burst of energy was shot in his direction.

Dimitri yelped and took Yuri out of its way. Before she could dodge it herself, the mini-bomb hit her shoulder, making pain combust from it. He grit his teeth and looked up.

It was a girl.

She had her arm raised in front of her, panting. After the initial shock wore off, Dimitri could see she was on the verge of collapsing. Her hair was tied in pigtails, bright colored beads adornating them and her years. She wore an orange tank top—nothing really noteworthy—and despiste being a little shorter than Yuri, she was larger.

Ceres, the name popped into her mind.

He got up and pointed to Yuri, covering his mouth and nose with his forearm. He carefully erased any sign of pain from his face.

“Are you with this boy?”

For a second, he thought she wouldn’t answer.

“Give him back to me.”

Dimitri looked down to Yuri, struggling for air, although most of the resistance had died down. He was too weak for that now.

“I am forbidden to do so.”

Her eye twitched.

“I don’t care. I will blow up this whole place if you don’t.”

She seemed too worn out to carry out with that, but Dimitri wasn’t going to underestimate the girl. It pursed its lips.

“Still, he is more valuable than this camp. I still wouldn’t give him to you.”

She put up a scowl. Her legs swayed a bit under her. It would be easy to just knock her out and call what was left of the team to restrain her—no. They wouldn’t be able to do it. They weren’t used to carring out effectiveness amongst such havoc. Dimitri could try to restrain her themself. But Yuri might slip out. Damn it. He subtly looked around for a way to take them both.

“Leave him alone and take me, then.”

Their eyes shot up to her face.

Ceres’s expression didn’t imply she was kidding. Her eyes glistered with determination. If she remembered correctly, Ceres was far, far more important than Yuri. If she wasn’t gonna put up a fight that’d be far more benefitial than to risk losing them both.

No. She shook her head. It couldn’t trust her. For all Dimitri knew, the girl could easily be lying.

And he couldn’t underestimate her, even at a seemingly frail state.

Yuri had two links, sure.

But Ceres had more than they could even count.

And as such, Dimitri couldn’t know what cards she was hiding up her sleeve. Judging by her eagerness to negotiate, they were probably being guarded as desperate measures to guard energy, but they could still be dangerous. Still, it was in its best interest to take Ceres instead of Yuri if it came down to it.

“Prove me you are serious.”

Ceres looked down for a second. Don’t even got anything to convice them?, they thought. She grabbed something off the ground.

“These are supressors, right?” She raised the padded cuffs up so Dimitri could see. That took him by surprise. Wow. She was either putting up a very convincing act or genuinely determined to switch places with her companion. “If you leave him in that corner,” she pointed to a tall and thick tree in the opposite direction of the ruined hideout. “I’ll put them on and you can take me. I won’t resist.”

“I can’t guarantee this is not a trap and your other friends aren’t hiding right there waiting to snatch him up.”

She flinched.

“Leave him wherever, then! I don’t care where. Just keep him away from this creepy camp.”

Creepy? Dimitri didn’t know what she was talking about. But that was a good deal. He could leave the boy into one of the hidden bunkers on the other direction, so Ceres wouldn’t suspect he had been left “alone”, and they’d be able to come back to unlock the boy and take him back to the main quarters as well.

...The only problem was that Dimitri didn’t have the key to any of said bunkers.

He thought about it for a second. It had three options.

She could try to fight Ceres here and now to take them both, which was risky because she didn’t know what links she had on her now and how she’d use them. Yuri was weak, so she wouldn’t worry about him running off, not if she was careful. But depending on how the fight played out—if Ceres pulled a something to distract them and distance them from the boy—maybe he could manage to slip out. Not to mention that she could pull some sort of trick and flee then, making it lose both targets.

Another way would be to comply. Leave Yuri somewhere and snatch the girl up instead. That would be safer, and even if Ceres did try to put up a struggle, he’d probably be able to overpower her. Yuri wouldn’t be able to chime in to help her either, but if someone else was hiding away between the trees, then that could cause some trouble.

The last option would be to run off to the base right now with Yuri only. This camp had been found, one of the gates was ravished, and it was probably prone to be raided by the others later, so it wouldn’t do much bad to abandon it to its own devices. She would probably not be persecuted, even if Ceres did have backup, and would safely get the boy.

But Nuray would be very, very pissed if she let this opportunity slide.

“Okay, then.”

Yuri begun squirming on its arms again, muffled cries coming hasty with the lack of oxhygen, and Dimitri shoved him on the ground. He sighed. Would he never get tired? She laid him on his belly and held his arm up, making him whimper.

“Don’t hurt him.”

Dimitri looked up.

“I wasn’t going to,” he lied. Breaking his arm would reduce liabilities. But fine.

“Are you gonna take me instead of him, then?”

A pause. The risk is worth it, Dimitri.

“Yes.”

Their cold words made Yuri’s mind freeze.

No. He tried to turn up his head, but the effort made his vision dance with stars, shoulder twisted in a uncomfortable position and pulling on his neck. A headache had began building up behind his eyes. He wanted to flee from the soldier’s strong gasp, but he still barely had enough air in his brain to think.

Not like this. Tears streamed down his face, quietly falling on the grass that itched against his skin. Ceres, go away. Don’t do it just to save me.

But it was too late. He sobbed. Yuri’s arm was still secured above him, too easy to be broken at any second, and he wouldn’t be able to do anything about it. But he had to try.

Yuri’s body was raised over a strong pair of arms, making him gasp. No, no, no, no—

He was carried over a corner in the forest, the one under him distancing him from Ceres with every strong, soft step.

“G-get off,” he managed to say. Yuri panted. Leave Ceres alone! He wanted to scream.

They, of course, didn’t pay him no mind.

He was dropped into the ground near a tree root. Yuri gasped when his back hit the ground.

The steps started going away.

“No!” He screamed, hoarse, turning over his belly and trying to crawl towards them. They looked back, pitck black clothes mushing up with the sillouette of their long, braided hair. The kid—because that was what they were, hardly older than Yuri himself, but still working for that monster for some fucking reason—run their eyes through him, uninterested, up and down, and eventually turning away, as if evaluating him as not even a threat. More tears threatened to fall down his eyes.

He couldn’t do this, he couldn’t—Yuri slowly tried to get up to go after them. He couldn’t just let them take Ce—

A fire wall rose an inch in front of his feet, cutting his steps short.

“Careful,” Yuri heard their voice from the other side of it, partially muffled by the cracking of the flames. “If you carelessly reach out like that, you might get burned.”

Yuri tried to touch beyond the wall. No. He had to—

His fingers burned and he jerked them back. A teardrop fell down his chin, aiming to hit the ground. It evaporated before it could.

What felt like hours later, his head still dizzy from earlier and body tired from the effort of trying to bend the wall down with his own fire—how had they even done that? Their link had surely been water-based just a few weeks ago—and the excessive heat.

Tripping down his own feet, Yuri dashed towards where he thought he’d seen Ceres.

A few slightly familiar plants. He followed them, looking for footprints. Nothing. The sun was now high in the sky, so he had no idea where was north or east. Yuri finally found a clearing.

But it was not here. No camp in sight.

He ran in the other direction, faceplanting on wet mud. Shit. Yuri had to get up. The environment was not even close to the clearing he’d been taken from.

Yuri frantically looked around, almost hitting his head on a few different tree branches and probably cutting himself on the way.

He finally found the clearing the blown-out NAIPE camp had been.

It was empty.

He fell to his knees. No sign of the soldier. No sign of Ceres. Even the other goons had left. A hiccup escaped from his mouth.

Yuri heard footsteps approaching him from behind, and he tried to turn—but he was too weak to.

He collapsed on the ground.

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why can I never just post a short thing. why can I never just say “hey wouldn’t it be cool if [this thing] could happen”?

knee injury (I just learned that a paramedic and emt are not the same thing??? So pretend this says paramedic and not emt) -I’m so torn, because I don’t want him to have to take time off from competing, but every athlete will at some point -at some point during a gp series, yuri dislocates his knee -he’s been a skater for a long time, and he knows how to take a fall, and therefore its so so stupid that he managed to slam his kneecap into the ice at an awkward angle -it had happened before, sure, usually leading to some swelling and an intense bruise. it had also happened on his hips, ankles, elbows, you name it -this time though, the pain cuts through him before he’s aware of anything else, and suddenly he feels like he’s going to be sick all over the ice, or pass out, or both -he can’t even cry, he can barely make a sound the pain is so extreme -since the rink he skates at is always full of skaters, someone helps him off the ice and onto a bench before he dies, since it looks like he might do that from the shock -an ambulance is called immediately, because in the leggings he wears you can clearly see his right kneecap is well off from where it’s meant to be -he can barely get words out, but when yakov makes a move for his knee, ready to poke around it to assess the damage, yuri all but squeaks at him not to -he doesn’t want to look down at his leg, and is almost certain that if he does, he’ll puke -he doesn’t know why yakov asks him to straighten it, it’s clearly dislocated, what good could that possibly do, but he tries, and that’s when he starts crying -theres no warning, no possibility of holding back any tears, one minute his eyes are dry and the next his cheeks are wet with big fat tears -from what we saw at the 2016 gpf, he’s not a pretty crier, nor is he a quiet one -injuries aren’t uncommon in the rink, but injuries to this degree definitely are, and everyone collectively comes to a standstill -yakov stays beside him, handing him tissues to press his face into since he hates letting people see him cry -yakov keeps talking to him, telling him the ambulance will be there soon and to just keep holding on, but yuri still feels like he’s going to pass out -yakov feels a responsibility to his students to go with them when they are injured, and this is exactly what he does -he dismisses the rest of his students for the day, understanding that viktor, yuuri, mila, and georgi will likely meet him at the hospital -the ambulance finally arrives, and yuri’s troubles had only just begun. -the first thing they did was brace his leg. one emt grabbed yuri’s leg, above and below the knee, and he cried out. touching any part of his leg was absolutely torturous, sending pain through his whole body, and making his vision go white -the other tapped his foot, asking him to move it. he did, against his will and his better judgement, letting himself explode in pain again. the second emt began to press his toes, making sure he still had feeling -fuck, he had feeling. he had way too much feeling -once the board and bandages came out, his stomach gave up the fight. it was either puke or pass out, and he wished so dearly he could pass out -he barely got the words “m gonna puke” out of his mouth before he was heaving. a bag was pushed under his chin to catch what they could. -“alright,” one of the emts said “when we get you in the ambulance, we’ll get you some medication and have you feeling a lot better” -viktor and yuuri had floated over, after rushing to change from skates to street shoes. yuri couldn’t be assed to pay attention to them -the emts counted down, and lifted him from the bench to the stretcher, and walked him to the ambulance with yakov following behind, carrying a bag of puke -once he was in the ambulance, everything got a lot easier. the man in the back with him and yakov gave him a needle to the arm, full of heavy pain medication, and very quickly he felt much better -“how do you feel, yura?” “better. tired.” -the medication definitely helped. he felt a bit floaty, a bit tired. -“how do you feel, yakov?” “i’m fine, yura”

heat exhaustion -japan, especially a southern town like hasetsu, got much, much hotter than st petersburg -visiting japan in the off season had become one of yuri’s favourite things since his first time, and having otabek there made everything so much more fun -the only thing he didn’t count on was that otabek loved the heat, arguably more than he should. he must be used to it, yuri supposed, because almaty was just as hot, albeit less humid -yuri felt like he was suffocating. he’d never been very good at thermoregulation, given his stature and lack of body fat, and blood the consistency of rabbit piss, apparently -runs every morning, usually followed by skating or ballet, which otabek skipped in favour of something more suited to him -today, however, the sun was out, the weather was “beautiful” (according to otabek) and they were on vacation, so after their morning run otabek decided he wanted to go shopping -it was somewhat of a tradition ever since barcelona, to shop together around whichever city they found themselves in. yuri, ever impulsive, usually ended up buying more than otabek -he’d noticed it first on the run with otabek, and then again about an hour into shopping. his thigh muscles would cramp for a few minutes, almost halting him in his tracks, or forcing him to the ground. -the next thing he noticed was a faint sense of dizziness. he went through a mental checklist. he’d eaten breakfast, had water before and after his run... -otabek noticed something was off fairly soon after. -“can you blame me? i'm fucking boiling. i feel like a lobster.”“you're starting to look like a lobster. did you put sunscreen on?” -otabek pulled his bag off his shoulder, and offered him a water bottle. yuri accepted it gratefully, the liquid inside the metal bottle somehow not boiling from the heat of the sun. he only took a few sips before handing it back to otabek. it was making his stomach twist -otabek raised his eyebrows but said nothing other than “do you want to head back?” and yuri nodded, not having bought a thing in his sour mood -the walk back was harder. they’d walked further than he thought from the katsuki’s inn, and his stomach was really starting to turn. everything in it felt undigested and heavy, and he was forced to stifle burps into his hand to relieve the pressure -he started salivating. weird, because he could have sworn any liquid in him had been sweat out of his pores. he desperately gulped it back, so glad otabek wasn’t much of a talker, but wishing he wasn’t either, so the lack of conversation wouldn’t be so noticeable -“fuck,” yuri said “this is disgusting”otabek hummed a question“it’s so fucking hot.” -walking into an air conditioned room somehow broke him, and he made a beeline for the nearest bathroom, ignoring the dizziness and confused looks from the few people in the lobby -he collapsed in front of the toilet, his whole body shaking with the desire to vomit, and the desire to do absolutely anything but that -what he desired was irrelevant, because soon enough he was spewing into the toilet, a torrent of near-projectile strength, the meagre water he’d taken from otabek, all the food from breakfast and a good deal of stomach acid -he heard a door and felt his long hair being gathered up, but couldn’t turn much given the almost constant retching -he’s just wondering to himself how on earth someone his size could possibly hold so much vomit when the retching begins to taper off -“do you have a headache?” yuri thinks its a strange first question to ask someone who’s just vomited so roughly there are tears streaming down his face, but he answers “no, i’m just so dizzy.” -otabek’s hand is still fisted in his hair, rather roughly, but yuri supposes he’s glad, because his shoulder-length hair would definitely have gotten dirty -“and you’re still sweating, that’s good.” yuri’s about to reply that it’s nearly forty degrees and humid, of course he’s fucking sweating, when otabek says “that means it’s not heatstroke at least.” -they spend the better part of an hour camped on the bathroom floor together, yuri occasionally heaving, and otabek holding an ice pack against the back of his neck

allergies and nosebleeds -you know what else hasetsu has a lot more of than st petersburg? ragweed. the plant that torments yuri the most -it’s no wonder he picked a winter sport when just a few minutes outside in the summer will give him sneezing fits, leaving his nose and eyes watering, and his mouth itching -allergy medicines are always trial and error too, some years they work and some years they don’t, and this year they definitely don’t -yuuri and his family have become so familiar with the phrase “but’ zdarov’” that they’ve started using it themselves -for what it’s worth, otabek thinks his sneezes are adorable, especially when they’re directed into his sweater paws. -yuri usually doesn’t stifle, since he tries not to do anything by half, but in the crowded restaurant at the katsuki inn, he doesn’t have much of a choice -his nose is still tingling from being outdoors that day, and no amount of nose blowing, showering, or steam from the hot springs will clear it -he directs his stifles into his fist mostly, lacking tissues with him and enjoying his meal with otabek too much to get up and grab them -otabek is telling him a story when suddenly he stops, looks intently under yuri’s nose, and says “I think your nose is bleeding” -yuri swears and swipes at his nose with the back of his hand. otabek is right, a thin trickle of blood is starting to flow from his abused nose. he swears again and grabs one of the hot (now cold) towels from the beginning of their meal and bring it to his nose -luckily it’s black, but he’s not sure if the restaurant will be able to reuse it after this. it’s still better than bleeding all over himself and his meal -otabek will joke later that it was he who gave yuri a nosebleed, because yuri finds him just so irresistible