#yugotalia kosovo

[brandtner]

I'm kinda curious,do you have any headcanons about kosovo's personality? ( and any headcanons about his relations with other balkan countries?)

KOSOVO:

2008 he moves out of the house shared with his brother in Belgrade, sacrifices comfort and prestige for own respect and independence: lives in a 10m² interesting flat in Pristina with high-end communist interior.

The type of guy who chronically doesn't care for anything, we have a word for it in russian - "похуист".

He seems twisted, evil, but once you get to know him you realise he is simply a loser idiot.

Ironically very co-dependent, cannot function on his own. (I take this from the fact that USA rules over him, it is basically a colony, Kosovo will never be fully independent as in: free from any foreign influences)

Since the flat is... peculiar, he spends most of his time at Bondsteel, but travels to other places more lately, because his big brother tends to call there too often. He can't run away from him, though. Ever. (everyone has that one aunt/uncle...)

About the edginess of Kosovo that is generally agreed on: I think it is not based on anything. The "albanian organ dealer" trope is a bit old and used up, in my opinion. Basing an entire character on just that is lame. Kosovars are not albanian mafia which makes up a really important part in Germany, Italy etc. I sincerely doubt Kosovo could run anything on his own, and crime is a very hard business. He is very disorganised, hence he doesn't have organised crime. Only mess-crime.

"Edgy - something or someone trying too hard to be cool, almost to a point where it's cringe worthy.". Yeah now that I read the definition I agree, that sentence sums up Kosovo's history perfectly.

Pushes the family away, but a simple "no" to his big brother never works. His nerves can't take it anymore.

Fights back to his brothers "nazi" and pathological love in a teenager way: window breaking, graffiti, car trashing, pranks, writing angry songs, cyber bullying, smoking cigarettes, drinking. Arson.

Never spends more than 48 hours in jail. His big brother always gets him out of there and he never thanks him.

The attention he gets from both his superiors (NATO and Serbia) actually compliments him and he feels special.

Since he is 18, he tried to get a drivers license but never passed the practical exam. He's driven a car since he was 9 years old, he could pass it easily, but he always comes to the exam intoxicated (Ozzy Osbourne syndrome). Gave up after the 5th time and now drives his lawnmover to the parties.

The parties he visits look like this: four cars in a parking lot, people sitting in the trunks, drinking cheapest beer/anything containing % and it's always only guys. Someone blasts chalga from the car speakers. He has gotten 29 tickets for public drinking, and Vuk pays for every single one of them.

Cuts goat throats with Enis, then films the blood flowing from the neck slowly. (it's a muslim thing) Shares the videos to his american friends and they hate it.

Vuk insisted for him to attend a prestigious officer high school. Needless to say he traumatised the entire school, failed every grade, inflicted damage to property and to people and only graduated because his brother is a powerful man. 4 of his teachers quit teaching. He attended with Ilija in the same school. Ilija still attends it since he is 2 years younger. Everyone hates both of them.

Got his hot-headedness after Vuk. He is antisocial and paranoid after Albania. Also isolated a bit for that reason, but not as much as Albania itself. His resentment and how he exhibits it is a product of both of these nations.

KOSOVO RELATIONS:

Serbia - die USA - God bless (even though he is fully used by them no better than Serbia, just a marionette. He couldn't even keep his original flag) Albania - God bless Bosnia - Does not give a fuck about Croatia - Does not give a fuck about. NATO collegues Etc He is a loner with issues. Just like Albania. Albania doesn't even like having him around because of his many, many problems. Hence he doesn't have many relations. Blindly submits to anyone in NATO.

[kalinq0]

My favorite animals are serbia and albania when they fight over hwo will take Kosovo first, like my brother in christ, 60% of your people live abroad and your talking abt war😭?? Im not even going to mention their economic state rn

[yaoxsblog]

Republic of srpska x kosovo (yuri)

…is this what you meant?

[danidandandadididan]

Republic of srpska x kosovo (yuri)

Is the Yugotalia fandom ready to move onto lesbians

When i was 15 i saw 2 girls kiss for the first time

Četnikuša x Šiptarka otp

[thatdawgx]

We need to start talking about human names given for Yugotalia characters

On one side you've got names like Vuk or Šćepan and last name Krleža after historical people then you turn around and see names like Jalal(?) and Idriza which I though at first was spelled Idriža but I was mistaken

But the character that was done the dirtiest gonna be Slovenia,,,

Imagine creating a personification of slovenia and deciding to name it after the nickname that other ex-yugos gave to slovenes and let's not start talking abt the last name 💀

[melvindafirst]

Which yugotalia characters need more love

alr, alr my (obvious) answer is kosovo, bro definitely needs alot more fanart, love, care and attention about him. The general idea of his personality being some rebellious emo ass (although slightly traumatized) teenage nation is pretty intriguing to me due to the somewhat massive amounts of history involved in the region. While there is a decent amount of content with kosovo (especially on instagram with all the art made by stockphotosbun go check her out her art is amazing😔🙏) i do think there should be more!! like maybe hcs or fanfics and honestly anything really

considering I'm from there i will try to provide some personal interpretation i have about his character while also inconsistently posting memes or random shit about life and culture (maybe also interesting facts or history) in kosovo.

[aislesalmon]

ik tix made vuk the tallest of the boys but consider: vuk being 1 inch shorter than drazen and scepan and being perpetually angry about it. he’s 2 inches shorter than enis and SEETHING. he’s an inch or two taller than janez and clings to this victory like a lifeline, rubbing it in janez’s face with such joy that janez stops being irritated and starts feeling sorry for him. kos has a growth spurt and surpasses him in height and he gives up.

[red-pincushion]

Strawberry Shortcake au won!

Here is my list of names, I'll post designs later:

Srpska and Kosovo have different last...names? As Serbia and Albania to avoid insulting anyone. Not Macedonia tho as I headcanon Macedonia and Bulgaria as siblings. Also Volga's here!

[therearelightningonthetatra]

When Serbia is buying stuff, and Kosovo haves to wait him

[brandtner]

After seeing that cursed image the other anon sent,I honestly wonder if there even is kosovo x serbia fanfiction or drawings 💀

Go on followers help anon out!!

It is most definitely a ship and I dont really see what is so wrong about it, I think people forget Kos is 18 and they dont need to be brothers/father&son, its all the authors decision, he can make them be whatever he wants. They have very close relations through the entire history so it makes sense for a ship.

Like, come on man, the internet has seen worse things than shipping gay anime Kosovars with Serbs.

[lietpolski]

Do you have any headcanons on kosovo? ( and his relations with other balkan nations?)

i have some! like, by hetalia logic he should be an infant buuut that's not fun so i hc him as 14ish. in terms of what he's like as a person, i had one look at his yugotalia design and thought yeah. yeah that's the one kid who sells you drugs in the middle school bathroom & tries to be a soundcloud rapper <3 i like ilir as a name for him! because,, of course he'd name himself that iykyk

i posted a relationship chart a while ago (under #mine somewhere) but i hc him as related to both albania & serbia! he gets along with one sibling better than the other, i'll let you guess who. i think he'd be close to montenegro, (s)he's the older slav sibling (& neighbour) he actually thinks is cool, and i like to imagine he & srpska hang out because they're close in age! they only beat each other up 50% of the time. macedonia... like he doesn't hate her but i don't see them spending much time together, i think he kinda finds her dumb and boring in his 'i'm an edgy teen boy' way haha

[yaoxsblog]

Which yugotalia ship is your fave

A poll by yours truly, sponsored by the yugotalia discord server™

(Obv this isn’t all of it, tumblr only allows 10 options so I didn’t include ships with characters outside yugotalia such as BulMace :(( sorry )

[lumixox]

⚠️IMPORTANT PLEASE READ⚠️

Dear Yugotalia fandom, l want to warm you about this person

You probably have seen her around here, right? If not l will explain why l think she needs to be called out.

This person is named Teodora, mostly known as Tia. She's a young Serbian girl who likes to draw and write. Sounds harmless? Well...

Listen. Incest is still harmfull even in fiction. Imagine a book/series/movie whatever set in a normal world like ours. No fantasy or sci-fi, just a normal slice of life. And in that fiction there is a couple. A brother and a sister. How is that not harming?!

Patriotism and Nationalism are COMPLETLY different things.

In most contexts today, nationalism is “the policy or doctrine of asserting the interests of one’s own nation viewed as separate from the interests of other nations or the common interests of all nations.” In short, nationalism is a kind of excessive, aggressive patriotism.

Um... WHY IS HIS HAND SO CLOSE TO HER ASS IN THE FIRST PIC?!- Great, the whole school saw that she drew rape. No wonder why it was taken down.

I'm sorry but who would write a fanfiction about a fricking child and a teen falling in love?! Oh, l know, a sick person.

Not to mention, she ships Kosovo and Vojvodina (both are minors and siblings) with Nyo Serbia and regular Serbia.

Well, l hope l brought awareness with this post. We don't need people like this in our fandom.

[lzftschlzss]

fem!Serbia x Kosovo for @tiadash! 

[jebemcurki-blog]

1 like = 1 happy serbian brow

[melvindafirst]

''Jalal'' is such a dumbass name to give to kosovo, I'm from there and I have NEVER met nor heard of ONE goddamn person with this godforsaken name. Instead of giving kosovo an actual albanian popular name (ex gentian, driton,arianit,ylldrit,bekim,besim,luan ect) tix really decided to go through the himaruya-way by giving him an obscure, extremely rare and goofy-sounding ass name that literally no one from the country has expect maybe a good 40 people at best