#yoz

[maochira]

schreiben please heacanons with uhm uhhh uhmmm uhmmmmmmmmmm uhhhhh uhhh lorenzos love language and how he shows affectjin and how cuddkung woudl be hmmnjhbghhhh

I feel like feeding the Lorenzo Nation with my writing is my new job. Not complaining tho! You ask, I serve. Also, this is my "comeback" after my shadowban, so reblogs are appreciated <3

Requests open! - Current writing event

Tags: gn!reader x Don Lorenzo, established relationship

-his primary love language is DEFINITELY gift-giving. Like, come on. He's obsessed with money and would not hesitate to use his money to buy you nice presents all the time

-don't even think of paying anything when you go shopping with him. He would probably hide your purse so you have no other choice than to let him pay for you

-his second love language is physical touch. Lots of hugs and kisses and cuddles. In his case, that's paired with quality time so let's say both physical touch and quality time take the second place

-that's closely followed by words of affection! He compliments you a lot and he just wants you to feel good about yourself

-he loves cuddling to fall asleep and he holds you in his arms the entire night. He will NOT let go off you even in his sleep

-Lorenzo prefers being the little spoon when cuddling. He just really likes resting his head against your chest (you get his greasy hair in your face all the time) I'm sorry (I'm not) but greasy Lorenzo is a running joke among my friends and me. He do be greasy tho

[grimaldiapologist]

Gays, throw me your wildest fanfic dreams and I'll put exactly some effort into making them happen every day of this Pride month.

If you won't, I'm asking ChatGPT instead. You've been warned. Save us from whatever our AI overlords think I should really be writing.

[xyriscomplanata]

MR. CRAZY VILLAIN VILLAIN

夜行性の花弁

[klarabella-xx]

I misspell many of my post‘s tags to make dyslexic girlies feel included. ily

[lightasthesun]

Don't tempt me I love writing Obi-Wan and I love writing Time Travel AUs 👀

- @thechaoticfanartist

[alkibiadessuperfan]

listen to me: modern au eivor and randvi with cardigan by taylor swift

[beatriceportinari]

My therapist encouraging me to play therapist with my mom instead of oracle.

[gaymelie]

Now I'm not usually a fan of a Kantian approach to morals but istg the internet is making me rethink that. Some people are far too gleeful if bad things happen to an "acceptable" target or think that the target/ends justify any means. Some stuff is maybe bad in general and some stuff should never be done actually.

[jessiescock]

I cozld never be addicted to insta everyone on there is so unfunny

[ask-stanley-from-the-parable]

I have creativity, and decency?

Poor Stanley.

Ugh, you're all so *boring.*

[anxiously-scared]

i think thats a great point but i feel like considering it costs 8 dollars for 14.7 ml and is mostly made from agave nectar i find it seems a bit... scam adjacent? especially bc they won't say what else is in it aside from agave nectar, only saying they are 'all-natural' ingredients which means very little because natural does not have a specific (closed?) definition. depending on what and where from you buy shipping may also be expensive, but thats the case with any online product. but for little girls going through chemo it might be better to make glue like this themselves (or have their family members make it) because if someones allergic/theres smth that might be dangerous in that fragile health state it could be yk. dangerous. however not that bad of an idea still! i dont really get it bc thats not my thing at all but that doesnt mean it cant be used for someone

Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

[yuiyuuji]

I had such a great time in london and now i'm in my bed at home, crying my eyes out. Again. Fuck.

[a-whiff-of-a-dream]

Why are eReader so fucking expensive???

[presdestigatto]

maybe the real clay merchant was andrey rublev after all

[physics-of-one-piece]

Hey hey hey my moots hey hey come see this hey @fanaticsnail @daydreamer-in-training @moonbaby26 @darklordofcutlets @magnoliandew @slimycreepy @tuquidflamingo @veroinfaciem

Wonder how he feels about snow by @Shiibeex

[beatriceportinari]

Oh fuck i forgot it was april 1st tmrw.