#youve just read through 800 pages of someone having the WORST possible life and then she's like so conserve art it is so much better than u

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I tagged 253 of my posts in 2022

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#bataranswers - 77 posts

#dc - 52 posts

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#youve just read through 800 pages of someone having the worst possible life and then she's like so conserve art it is so much better than u

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

headcanon that bruce, age 9 wanted to run away once so he went hitchhiking and the only car that stopped for him was alfred with an american accent. he got in and alfred drove him home and bruce was like 'how did you know where i live? youre a complete stranger.' and that, kids, is how he learned the power of a good accent

4,929 notes - Posted January 27, 2022

#4

as a fandom we have spent too much time making fun of bruce and tim for being rich and not enough time making fun of jason for becoming one of the richest people in gotham twice, once through adoption and once because he beheaded people in the criminal underground and then proceeded to take over their territory and become a druglord.

8,194 notes - Posted September 30, 2022

#3

in my head bruce is faster than the kids and it pisses them off so much. they're in their prime and this 40 y/o guy who sleeps like two hours a night and puts protein shakes in his coffee and calls that breakfast can outrun them

9,382 notes - Posted July 9, 2022

#2

dick stealing bruce's gucci sunglasses off his face and putting them on only for bruce to wordlessly pull the same pair of sunglasses out of his bag.

12,167 notes - Posted August 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

[on the watchtower]

batman: ... the function of the communication devices is-

superman, looking at stuff in orbit around the earth: huh! that's the baseball my dad got me for christmas. you can still see neil allen's signature on it.

superman, tears in his eyes: i never thought i'd see this again

12,949 notes - Posted March 29, 2022

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[batarangsoundsdumb]

I headcanon that during Bruce Wayne's angsty teenager phase he was a preppy goth. At the same time he would tuck his sweater vest in his pants, he would apply eyeliner and listen to some obscure orchestral covers of punk songs in Wayne Manor's gramophone and yell at Alfred that this was not a phase.

bruce wayne knows how to play welcome to the black parade on violin.