#yourlocalmenacetm

[askchilchuck]

Idk why everyone is trying to torture you through Tumblr asks.

Anyways you remind me of these kinds of cows specifically. Have a wonderful day

I’m not sure, either… This whole time I was supposed to be answering questions about the union…

He looks at the picture, his mind immediately switching gears.

…Why a cow?

[meijackchuckchils]

I only just checked back in here after a while and YOU'RE DATING ONE OF THE CANARIES!?!?

How the hell did you bag her???? 😨

(I say this as a morbidly curious gay man)

By inheriting my father’s love for alcohol and blondes.

Kidding. It’s because I have amazing lesbian swag. Obviously. And also the love for alcohol.

[askmarcille]

It's Thistle though. It'd take a Herculean effort for Puck to like him.

I don't care if my dad will be mad

How to do magic 101?

Step 1: Have a good haircare routine. It's very important when doing magic. Maintaining your hair is crucial!

Step 2: Do some sort of warmup before casting. Recommended methods include meditating or braiding your hair. (Don't do alcohol or drugs, your dad told me about that experience you had one time and it didn't sound fun).

Step 3: When casting a spell, recite the words clearly and try to sound confident. Even if you make a mistake, don't fret. You're still learning.

Step 4: If you have mana sickness after casting, lie down and get some rest. If you start seeing ghosts...we'll cross that bridge if we get there.

Step 5: Use a spell book and start small. You won't be casting massive explosion spells on the first day of learning and none of us want you getting hurt.

Step 6: DON'T overdo it. Be mindful of your mana levels after each spell cast. If you're getting low, talk to Senshi, Falin, or myself, and we can make you something that restores mana.

Step 7: When and doubt or in a pinch, hairspray and a lighter work wonders.

[legally-a-bastard]

TREE TIME TREE TIME look at the silly little star fella I love him

if you see this u can do this but tagging uhhh @strangefable @max--phillips @captastra @dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth @salted-selkie @goingfera1 @homosexualisopod @scribblingninja @nixwolfe @sukoshimikan @waywardsnail @collapsingintojupiter @answeringmysister @jacobseedsmalewife @drabbles-mc @dooxliss @wozw4ld @lantern-knight @dirtboy @mothers-and-fuckers-of-the-jury @home-for-the-slugs @cranky-kyrati @the-brotherhood-of-deez @totally-not-deacon @cicadahead @adelaidedrubman @mysticalgalaxysalad @cosmicbug379 @adverbedly @socially-awkward-skeleton @inafieldofdaisies @existentialcrisisetcetera @houseofmcallister @spudprincess @occultabomination @darling-leech @yourlocalmenacetm @ferndragon64

i wasn’t sure who in particular to tag so I tagged all of my Wonderful Beloved Moots

even if youre not one of my moots or I forgor to tag u pls feel free to do this too, ily all my dear followers who enjoy my bullshit

[chithecreatureguy]

you seem cool, a funky little dude

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Thank you, anon (who's probably a mutual whose in the scream fandom. Or @yourlocalmenacetm )

[just-a-queer-fanboy]

Lore doc coming soon. I will personally be sending the link to mutuals who ask, but if you're part of my favorites I'll send you the link unprompted

Here's the favorites yall have my entire heart: @skullbonezz @yourlocalmenacetm

[the-real-google]

Bing you're scaring the people

Calm down

So are we gonna do it tonight? The kids are at their friends house and we finally have some peace and quiet~~

-@totally-bing

Sounds good.

*Before you can even reach for your holster, I pull out my long range shotgun and shoot you at point blank. Your guts splatter against my wall and smirk as I watch your lifeless husk fall to the ground. "How's that for peace and quiet?" I sneer as I step over your mutilated body, wiping off my shoes on the doormat before walking off into the cold night air.

*I'm just down the road from an Applebee's. I think I'll stop in for a quick midnight snack.*

[cloudxxiii]

what are five things that make you happy answer or don’t then send this ask to 10 of your moots

ooh uh

alton towers rollercoasters bright, flashy colours my mutuals will wood music

@a-random-mooshroom @12-oz-joy @blood-generation @joehawleympreg @worm-brainzz @yourlocalmenacetm @orphantears124 @deldrawz @fluffygiraffe @h0ly-tea

[a-random-mooshroom]

hi hi hello hi hi hi hello guess who

UM….SHIT

@blood-generation @yourlocalmenacetm @3-kids-in-a-trenchcoat

@tommys-kitchenis it one of y’all 😦😦😦😦 (idk I’m sorry I’m not good at guessing give me a hint pls’

[blood-generation]

ayo mutals i have some bad news

my macbook broke and i have to pay 12000 LIRAS for it to be repaired so

re-writing my mutals list teehehehe

IF ANY OF YALL ARENT IN THIS LIST REBLOG OR MSG ME

@theitsuki @randomkel @cloudxxiii @machathecat @personwholikespmtok @yourlocalmenacetm @minty-cheese @jjerk @pnkq @sugarfairysam @ocelotrootbeer264 @alex4735 @portalford-hasadeathray @blackplaaague @therealbamdyhere @the-who-when-you-ask-whos-there @enchantedzzz @a-random-mooshroom

[rivershyperfixations]

random thing

Idk about other people but people spam likeing stuff from any of my blogs makes me feel so good. Like, u took the time to scroll through my whole little catalog?! and u liked so much of it?! There's rly no point to this I just think it's neat

Also @yourlocalmenacetm this is aimed at u after I checked my phone to u spam likeing a bunch of my stuff. I was having a rly shitty day and it made me rly happy, so thank u so so much /srs

[definitely-wikipedia]

HI WIKI :D

Hello, Tumblr user "yourlocalmenacetm".

[rivershyperfixations]

@yourlocalmenacetm @bearboon9 @hastur-hasyoureyes what would I be please

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

[a-random-mooshroom]

Mwah!

Guess who mooshroom soup

why must y’all bully me like this

@yourlocalmenacetm @blood-generation @t-is-tobi 1 of y’all mothertrucker