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fighting artblock one screenshot redraw at a time

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some old art for now since my current stuff is taking me forever 😭

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I am cringe but I am free, grab your popcorn the girls are fighting :3

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well, in light of my country turning from a democracy to a fascist empire, it seems no one was taking notes from the star wars prequels on how to prevent this from happening and instead were taking notes on how to speed run it

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i made this post in econ class lol

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It’s loving mom!Shaak-ti hours.

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In a situation where Madame Pomfrey make the Marauders sign some documents to save time the next time some of them ends up in the enfermary:

Madame Pomfrey: Ok Kids, Im gona need an emergency contact

Peter: Does it have to be our parents?

Madame Pomfrey: ... I guess it will do if it's just some close friend who I can call in an emergency

Sirius: Perfect

Madame Pomfrey: Can you tell me how is this person related to each of you?

Remus: I put one of my only mentally mature friends

Sirius: Oh so definitely not us... I put my brother

James (without even paying attention): I put my boyfrie...

All: ...

Peter: You have a boyfriend???!!!

Sirius: Who will be stupid enough to date you??!!

James: ...

Madame Pomfrey: ...

Madame Pomfrey: The three of you put the exact same person...

Sirius:

Remus:

James:

Remus: Wait...

Sirius: JAMES POTTER ARE YOU DATING MY BROTHER???!!!!!

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Aldhkajskjakgskajd

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@hastur-hasyoureyes

charlie dalton: maybe in another universe my best friend isn’t dead.

another universe…

the poets and the marauders, different world same heartbreak

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That’s it for our sponsored show. Remember:

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one thing I love about the marauders fandom is we will disagree on almost every single detail about every marauder, was Remus casanova? Was the prank forgivable? Does Peter deserve to be left out?? no one knows. But.

but but but….

We all agree that James Potter is a pathetic little simp for whoever he’s in love with and that is so important to me on a physical level.

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im gonna be sick

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I made this a little while ago and never posted it. I was crazy about this game a whole ago and had to make something!!!

Would you spend a dollar or two for download the pdf so you could have this zine at home?Honestly would be a fun coloring page lol

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my fondness for tommyinnit is like that one post about timothee chalamet. I regard him not romantically but as a friend with whom I once ran in papà’s orchard or something. perhaps we were once the same eel.

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i trust we’re all mature enough now so can i just the say philza ace race incident? genuinely one of the funniest fucking things to ever come out of mcc. it’s up there it’s the mcc7 battle box incident. so many grown adults decided to ignore the actual track signals because of their immutable trust in philza minecraft and i think that’s beautiful

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the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

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blood and darkness

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