#your honour i hate him

[football-sucks]

new coach this, this player out that, but WHEN will there be konrad laimer transfer rumours

[grcyfm]

status : closed for katie bell, @lumcsmax. location : train station.

taking someone's words to heart, never did anyone any good. so, it came as a bit of surprise to draco how easy this was going to be, getting some stranger to trust you by a few flirty words on parchment. infiltration. an art which draco never thought he'd be good at due to his looks and well it wasn't in his personality to be subtle, and yet here he was trying to gain information from the weakest link, katie bell. she was close to potter and his friends. hermione was too smart to be fooled by a secret admirer... but it seemed katie had taken the bait.

this was too easy. he slithered his way through the crowds with ease, prey in sights. draco strikes. snatching the parchment from her gasp, easily back paddling to be in front of the girl, waving the parchment teasingly. ❝ what do we have here, bell ? ❞ he taunted, looking briefly but long enough to pretend to read what he wrote. ❝ ahh ! someone has finally taken interest in you. ❞ he pretty much announced, causing witches and wizards alike to stop and look at the commotion.

[l1li4n]

HE'S BABIE

[morelikeravenbore]

Sebastian:

Also Sebastian (two seconds later):

[hexedwinchester]

[black-and-yellow]

Last Window if it was awesome

[aflockofravens]

GET HIS ASS MAOMAO

He thought he had you playing his game, but you were three steps ahead of him the whole time.

That's my girl!

[blue-eli]

Ink October day two: Dual

Denoting reference to two.

Consisting of two parts or elements or having two like parts.

Having a double character or nature.

[idk-i-want-mcl-content]

i watch the guides for mcl as if it was a mini series often, specially because i don't have the money to buy the ap to play yk (from the og mcl, the farthest I'm in the story is ep 31 of HSL, so you get an idea lol) and dude??? nath's route in MCLU is so good??? I like the drama, his dynamic with candy and even though yes, I can see why some people say 'oh he's just like castiel' i'm 50-50 on that. anyways, this is a moment from ep 15 that i really liked :)

Nath: We will talk on wednesday. Goodnight, darling. Candy: (Darling?! ha ha, I wasn't expecting that from him.)

Nath: I've heard your laughter through the phone. Would you prefer baby? my love? my sweetheart? Tell me, your wish is my command, my angel. Kitten? Candy: Good night, cretin.

[cordaged]

Average overdramatic redhead.

[excali-bruh]

“All I need is to break up one marriage. You broke up three of your own.”

Not sure I’m as happy with this one, but here, have a Wilson.

[solivagantingrebel]

The only time I like Graves is when people play his American-ness to a ridiculous degree in fanarts etc and honestly?

Hell yeah brother, give him the caw caw eagle freedom beam ‼️‼️🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲

[whysosilent-goodmessieurs]

Watching Heathers and going wow, JD is a real fucking asshole whom I would not touch with a ten-foot pole in real life. He makes light of death and violence, commits several murders, and gets real close to date rape territory. He is a horrible person. But at the same time watching Heathers and going wow, Christian Slater looks real nice in that big-ass coat.

[hyperfocusthusly]

The Cat King means everything to me

[sophiethewitch1]

i want to write stuff thats uncomfortably personal which is why i love x reader and second person. like is this upsetting? does it feel too close? are you too close? is this too close? am i too close?

[dove-da-birb]

Meet Sigmund Freud

Picrew | Picrew does not belong to me

Sigmund Freud (Sigismund Schlomo Freud)

Just Doyle’s suggestiveness x 10. I hate him and won't be delving further. Would psychoanalyze you just to mess with you. If you know, you know. Whatever you do, it's lose-lose; there is no winning. Everyone hates his ass. -OG Notes

The enigmatic neurologist. You can try to get rid of him, but he’ll just cock his head and raise a brow. “My, afraid of confrontation, no?” Yeah, he’s psychoanalyzing every behaviour of yours and putting two and two together. Slides up beside you as you walk in town, and will hang off every word you say. What makes you tick? Hmm?

He lives in a small house just outside the city; it’s modest and very cozy. When he doesn’t think anyone is looking, he smokes his pipe while reading the paper. He becomes a lot more soft at home. 

Voice Claim; Kent Ito

Birthday; May 6

Height; 172

Occupation; Neurologist  

Hobbies; Reading, dream analysis

Dislikes; Corrupt government

Specialty; Psychoanalysis

Weakness; Nice people

Favourite food; Cholent

Hated food; Eel

Animal Companion; An orange tabby cat named Karl

Not doing the history this time cuz I'm tired and have learned more than enough about Freud during my studies <3 If you know, you know. He hates eels because he had to spend months looking at how the hell they mate and reproduce and came up with nothing; so he is bitter. That's all you're getting because I really don't feel like writing for him <3 Here, have his wiki.

Present

His suggestive air is indeed an act; he really just wants to sit at home, pet his cat, and read one of his many books that lies in his collection. Still an awful tease, but calms down a bit once he gets to know someone.

If you are genuinely nice to him, he doesn't know how to really act. But if you hate him, he just continues on with the behaviour until you snap. So that's what makes your brain tick. Very interesting.

@azulashengrottospiano