#your honor i plead whoopsie daisy

[elizardbun]

oh shit i accidentally drew simon oh damn

[musically-unstable-avocado]

I accidentally ordered 2 pairs of Raycon earbuds the other day. At least I'll have a backup pair???

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Helpy actually used the airhorn too often and broke Bonnie's ears because they were too sensitive and killed him woops

Finally! The true reason Bonnie wasn't around in Security Breach!

[donotopendeadinside]

|| instructions unclear, I summed an Eldritch god and he now wants to be my husband. ||

[even-more-than-before]

yall i gotta just admit this right here right now -- the yellow rap woman wasn't real. She is not a real character in the files of Rhythm Tengoku for the GBA

I made her up as a silly little scripulous fingore type fake character, and didn't expect anyone to believe me but uhm. Like everyone did, and it was kinda just too awkward for me to really come clean about it so I just kinda. went with it.

I plead whoopsie daisies your honor

[yeosatinyngz]

Helloooo hiiii!! 💖 It's so nice to see another Blue Lock writer around! 💙 I'm new to the fandom and your event looks so interesting, so would you maybe be willing to write a Bachira x gn!reader with prompt. 12 (reader starts with the first dialogue)? 💝

Hiii, helloooo!! 💜 I’m honored you decided to request from me! 💕 I want to welcome you warmly into the fandom, it’s nice to have you here! I’m more than up for it, I got you! 💖

#12: “Why are you creeping outside my bedroom window?!” “I thought it would be romantic if I climbed up here.” “You gave me a heart-attack!”

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Sounds of keyboard clicks resonated around your room as you were busy writing your final paper. Your focus was intently on your laptop screen as you continued on typing out all the words you could to finish up this bane of your existence. Not before long you finally completed the paper and you comfortably laid back on your chair resting in accomplishment. While mentally congratulating yourself that you were finally free from your assignment you turned your head over towards your window to try to enjoy the nighttime view.

That is until you saw Bachira’s face pressed up against the glass of your window and your soul immediately leaped out of your body and you emitted a scream of terror. You stumbled out of your chair and went to open up your window to let him in. “Why are you creeping outside my bedroom window?!” “I thought it would be romantic if I climbed up here.” “You gave me a heart-attack!” “Whoopsie daisies.” He said while cheekily sticking out his tongue. You balled up your fist and punched him on his arm. “Whoopsie daisies, my hand slipped.” You feigned innocence as you fake gasped.

He narrowed his eyes at you, “So this is the game you want to play huh?” He said while wiggling his fingers with a mischievous grin on his face while stepping closer to you. “Oh no.” You tried your best to run away from him but he tackled you onto your bed and started ticking your sides. “Stop- I’m so sorry- please forgive me.” You pleaded as you gasped for air in between the tickles. “Y/N - 1, Meguru - 2.” He narrated as he sat up in victory.

[chainxdancer]

✏️are you still doing these

I think it'd be funny to submit Ras and Nisha ...unless I already did and I forgot. in which case, your honor, I would like to plead whoopsie daisies.

Nisha: I like your new pants! Ras: Thanks, they were 50% off! Nisha: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Ras: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Nisha: Thats’s… not what I meant. Ras: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Nisha.

[doctorwhowhatwhenwhy]

My phone died while I was on my walk and my dumbass got lost. My parents had to call the cops because it was -3°F (-19°C) and dark 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Your honor I plead whoopsie daisy!!!

[slaaanesh]

THE FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH I'M LOOKIN AT IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW WHY IS IT WRITHING?

Your honor, I plead whoopsie daisy

[dekuskacchan]

me reading bnha: please let deku be happy :(((

me writing bnha: hmm how much pain will i cause deku today?

[neonnyan98]

"Your honor, stfu you wasn't even there. I would like to plead whoopsy daisy."

[dekuskacchan]

sorry for two in a row but i really wanted to show off my cool as fuck leggings

[ut-girl666]

Sooo…

I meant to make it fluffy, and end nice… they return home safe and sound, albeit injured.

It has instead ended with tears, and angst. And a dramatic final message. And neither Nightshade nor Tarantulas are home.

…

I would like to plead whoopsie daisies, your honor.

Update: separate fic, and I am proud to announce Tarantulas has killed the humans.

Not the Maltos. The GHOST agents. He has killed the GHOST agents.

Unfortunately he cannot go full freaky ass weird scientist just yet, as he is in the presence of A Child™️. And if he did The Child™️ would be thoroughly traumatized for life. And he is trying not to repeat his past mistakes in the act of traumatizing a child when trying to protect/save them.

Also extremely unfortunately, due to plot reasons from canon/show, he cannot kill Croft yet. >:( But he can inflict large amounts of bodily harm, as a warning for other GHOST agents. As a treat. >:)

But he is definitely giving Nightshade the creeps, even if they can’t tell what is going on atm because they trust him and have willingly turned off their optics and audials because he asked. And he is verging very close to freaky science mode at the sight of Nightshade’s blood, bc ‘that’s an unusual color. might have to look into that.’

But regardless, Tarantulas has caused grievous bodily harm to GHOST Agents. >:)

[unicornsaures]

your honor, I plead whoopsie daisy

hii..guess who was writing on the bus