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wheres seasons greasons

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that’s quite the law you’ve got for disabled veterans; you got anything for disabled people who didn’t shoot anyone?

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hey so uh the consuls asked me to talk to you about your divination techniques and uh. no yeah i get that you've been a great asset and successfully predicted the favor of the gods over the proposal to construct a new aqueduct. that was great, you're great. just uh. well we were wondering if maybe you could speed it up a little bit next time- yes i know the omens can't be rushed. but you did take like 30 minutes to read the entrails? and uh. to be perfectly honest we were all a little creeped out by the way you kept saying things like "oh that's a SLIPPERY one" and "come to papa little kidney." no no we're not asking you to switch over to augury, you're a great haruspex, really. if you could just not dig around in the entrails with a look of unbridled glee on your face quite as much that would be great. thanks.

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Miss Piggy's Guide to Life Photos

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there are asexuals who are entirely disgusted by sex

there are asexuals who are fine talking about sex but aren’t willing to have it themselves

there are asexuals who like sex in theory but not in practice

there are asexuals who dont really care for it but are happy to do it for someone they love

there are asexuals who enjoy or even love the stimulation of sex but have no actual need or craving for it; its just like any other activity to do with someone and can easily be replaced with literally anything else

there are a whole bunch of asexuals and if i hear “lol so ur like a plant” one more time i swear to fucking god

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when I feel bad about my ability to write interesting stories I try to think about the skyrim wizard college questline

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laurie 😔

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A MOST BEAUTIFUL TRIBUTE! I shall be watching you with great interest..

Slaanesh, by Lali Ligress

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Slaanesh, by Lali Ligress

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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

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"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

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Mortarion is so hot

Yes he’s a phlegmy skeletal man canonically but I love depicting him as thicker/muscly even though he’s sickly. His armor is so large that I feel like he’d have to have some strength to use it efficiently. Same as his scythe.

I feel like every Primarch has to be muscly but not without plenty of body fat to balance it out so they don’t look like they’re dehydrated

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Recycled tumblr humor