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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
#genshin impact#venti#what am i cooking?? no idea#oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone#i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia#like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones#dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details#i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh#fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight#zilly art
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Globalists operate on the hope that you don’t know history AND won’t call them out for the lies.
#truth#common sense#msm is the enemy#globalist playbook#globalist lies#confront the lies#confront globalists#stand up#stand your ground#the great awakening#use your brain#think for yourself#maga
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You guys suck at simulating random distribution.
This is a randomness test!
Assume that you are being tested with a group of peers to see if you can, as a group, simulate random number distribution.
After this finishes, I’ll run a chi-square test to see if the results are significantly different from random chance or not!
#anyway this is a good lesson#this was a group of people trying their dang hardest to simulate randomness#and this test only takes into account the proportion of each number that’s selected#if you were generating a ‘random’ string of digits by yourself#you’d also have to simulate the distribution#which humans are also bad at#we tend to dislike clumps or strings of the same number#because it feels less random to us#but is truly more random#a bias against clumping or similarity is still a bias#but when the proportions are flatly measured it should be roughly equal for all the answers#if it’s truly random selection with an even probability for each one#which this was supposed to be#anyway#if you’re in stats class or smth and you’re asked to generate a random string of numbers#don’t use your brain#your brain lies#use a random number generator#or a table
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Would you take his hand?
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#enmrich volkarin#my art#he’s written by Josephine’s writer#my brain can’t help cute romance dialogue and scenes#it just can’t#I want a dance segment like DAI’s ball#and your LI comes up and asks you to dance again#ahdidhdj#oughhh#he’s in my head and won’t leave#help me I’m in too deep ahaha#I’ll take any chance to hold his hand tbh#or maybe he’s offering you ibuprofen pffft
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Tailoring clothes is an intimate business. ✨
#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#otp: especially the lies#that's some gay ass tailoring if you ask me#garashir#star trek fanart#elim garak#julian bashir#ds9#star trek deep space nine#deep space nine#when your partner can make you look super sleek and all that 😏🌞#garak would just burn half of julian's wardrobe as soon as they're an item you can't convince me otherwise#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#the garashir brain rot is real guys rest assured i haven't forgotten about the og trio tho 😌#garak's complicated-as-fuck face is driving me insane aaahh#star trek#star trek ds9#garak x bashir#garak/bashir#elim garak x julian bashir#julian bashir x elim garak#bashir/garak#julian bashir/elim garak#elim garak/julian bashir
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I just cannot fathom how hated J.K. Rowling is online, especially on this app, all because she said that sex is real and that men don’t belong in women’s spaces. Y’all are utter lunatics for that. What she said is a truth that is known in both the past and present and will continue to be known into the future. You cannot change the truth just because it offends your delusions.
Get out of your little imaginary online bubbles and take a moment to breathe the fresh air outside, you people need it!
#how does this affect me personally what someone does with their own body?#look around babe#you have poisoned the minds of entire generation to reject SIMPLE biological and moral truths#mere children who do not have the ability to FULLY COMPREHEND their choices#are mutilating their healthy and growing bodies#madness#i stand with jk rowling#no one hates you either or wants you dead#I’ve seen that argument many times#you are being fed delusional lies#think for yourself for once!#don’t listen to what people tell you online#THINK!#use your brain
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[ID: Two page comic in color of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. The first page has a black background and the upper half, behind the panels, is splattered with stylized red blood, scattered bullets, and lifeless hands. In the first panel, it focuses on Vash's boots, showing him stepping through the panel and into the bloody scene. The second panel shows his bloody footprints and the third panel shows his face, his down-turned eyes looking downwards. It's a neutral, vague expression with confliction. At the bottom of the page, the back of Wolfwood's head and shoulder is seen, blood dirtying the white color of his shirt and side of his face. Vash's hand reaches out to him from the right side of the page.
The second page shows the entire scene in full, half the page in light and the other in solid black. At the center, Vash leans down onto his knees as he wraps his arms around Wolfwood's shoulders into a hug. Wolfwood's back is turned away from the viewer, his left arm holds onto his bloodied punisher and his right hand sits on his lap. Light casts from the left side of the page, showing the bloodied surrounding, but the held up punisher casts a shadow on the both of them, shielding them from the light. END ID]
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#tw blood#<-- should i add that to the original post... if it's effective?#anyway this was a direct sequel to the previous post... i had a lot of thoughts when i drew it but my brain is failing me rn#something something about being granted that bit of mundanity and then running into some situation that whiplashes u back into the identity#u were built and trained to be. that at the end of the day its not possible to just be without dirtying your hands again#he's used to it but ww will forever be someone too kind too tender hearted to really be eased out of the cold lifestyle he's forced to live#and i personally dont think trimax vash could look at wolfwood with disdain or disappointment when catching him after the fact#he knows where wolfwood's heart lies he's seen the way wolfwood killed to protect and he thanked him for it too. i think him understanding#ww deeper in that way would just make his heart wretch so all he can offer is a comfort and arms to return to.#to reassure that he can still be loved even with the blood on his hands#i also think i drew an illustration when i first got into trigun depicting this same ish message....#i'm just very particular about this Subject. i need ww to be loved i need him to be reassured even if he'll still refuse to believe he's#worthy of it like AUGHHH. ok.#ruporas art
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...i may have accidentally gotten invested in twinfrin au...
#isat#isat loop#in stars and time#in stars and time loop#isat fanart#in stars and time fanart#isat spoilers#two hats spoilers#isat au#twinfrin au#currently trying to figure out how to make odile not immediately find out?? because she actually has a brain?? then again#noticing similarities between a star person you met once and your resident amnesiacs apparent sibling#it would be a bit of a leap to immediately assume theyre the same person#they what. bodycrafted themself to look like siffrin a little to the left and lied? it would take her time to figure out theyre loop#she would however immediately be sus of the familial relationship#<- coping#fandom: in stars and time
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Normally Sanji is the most put together person between him and Luffy. He’s probably the most put together person on the entire crew besides Robin. Meanwhile Luffy is a walking disaster, chaos is naturally drawn to him and he’s ALWAYS getting into trouble. When it comes to their actual romantic relationship tho. It’s COMPLETELY flipped lmao
Luffy will walk out on deck with his hair slightly tousled and his vest a bit askew but that’s normal for him. He looks smug as hell but that’s also normal for him. Nobody bats an eye. Then Sanji comes tumbling out of the galley. Shirt untucked and buttoned up the wrong way, hair thoroughly ruffled, clothes rumpled, looking utterly fucking disheveled. His nose is bleeding, he’s stumbling like he’s drunk and his neck is covered in hickies. Everyone on deck proceeds to lose their goddamn MINDS
#Sanji tries to tell them he was ‘attacked’ but then Luffy goes ‘Yeah by me ;))))’ and Sanji promptly gives up#Usopp: Dude you’re a mess. I’ve never seen you this unkempt before#Sanji: I. Listen.#Luffy: 😋#Sanji: DON’T LOOK SO PROUD OF YOURSELF THIS IS YOUR FAULT#Luffy: I take full responsibility and I WILL be doing it again!!!!#Sanji: NFJSNFNSNCNSNCNSN#Lusan#Sanlu#One Piece#Sanji#Luffy#Shima speaks#Just reminding you all where my heart lies. In case you didn’t know already tee hee <3#I love the contrast between how they are normally and how they are when they’re intimate#AKA Sanji’s a fucking mess after Luffy gives him any kind of affection and Luffy is fully unbothered#Sanji getting overwhelmed at any physical affection makes me ill actually.#Luffy knows that he’s doing smth right when Sanji’s nose starts bleeding LMAO#Luffy: Cool!! I’m glad Sanji’s enjoying it :D#Meanwhile Sanji’s brain is fried. He can’t even articulate. LMAO#Idk what it is about them!! They’ve changed me!! They awakened something in me………jfjdnnd
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Thinking about Normal who so badly needs validation and to be loved but struggles to seek it in a manner that is honest. Thinking about Lincoln who loves all his friends deeply but has developed a strong aversion to lying after being lied to all his life. Thinking about Lincoln and Normal's hearts being in the same place but never at the same time. Thinking about Lincoln's attention constantly being divided and pulled apart in the struggle to care for all of his friends at once, and Normal needing the surefire but infinitely distant reassurance of being someone's one and only. Thinking about their current relationships with their dads being the most similar in the group, and what they both saw in Wrath. Thinking about them never actually having time to talk with each other without something or someone getting in the way. Thinking about a cleric and a paladin who really have so much in common and could be such good friends, but whose circumstances leave their trajectories perpetually misaligned and their relationship one of the weakest in the group.
#They're doomed by the narrative your honor! Let them kiss who said that#Cal if you see this one thank you- our convo really got the brain juices flowing#dndads#dndads spoilers#dndads s2 ep 44#lincoln li wilson#normal oak#normal oak swallows garcia#dungeons and daddies#thank you I yield the rest of my time
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Cher: Yei, you’re all sweaty. Get off. You’re gross. You smell. We just had sex. You can’t be ready for round x!
Cher who hasn’t been touched: Are you bored of me? Do I disgust you? Is there someone else? Who is he? I’m going to mother’s!
#contain multitudes my beloved#oyeicher#wandee goodday#wandee gooday the series#your man is trying to do math without you#cause he lied and said it was handled#and we all know you’re the brains of this operation#so now he’s stressed
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so like do you ever think about john doe
#sorry guys hes taking over ny brain again#his situation is so fucked up what the hell 😭😭#like yeah ok objectively arthur kinda has it worse#but imagine#you get torn from your former self and trapped in a book#then after killing multiple people you finally find a suitable host#but then you get attached and now youre no longer your former self#then your new human friend (who is quite literally all you have (and want)) kills himself to save you#even after you betrayed him and lied to him. multiple times#and you get separated and when you come back hes angry at you for having changed#but you had to make a deal with the literal devil to keep him alive and be together again#you work through it but then you have fulfil you end of the deal which indirectly causes him to meet this fucking priest#who is MONOPOLISING on your person’s attention#and since you seem to be suffering some form amnesia you desperately cling to normalcy – to when it was just the two of you#(but you know deep down you’re never going to be enough for him because he deserves more than a fractured monster imitating humanity)#(because he deserves the /world/ and if you could you would give it to him)#so you try to chop that priests arm off (he asked to be fair)#wouldnt that be fucked up#malevolent#unhinged aromantics#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#john malevolent#arthur malevolent#malevolent john#malevolent arthur
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If Trump was going to destroy America, he would have done it his first term.
If Kamala was going to help America, she would have done it already as VP.
#truth#common sense#msm is the enemy#globalist playbook#j6 lies#donald trump#commie kamala#the great awakening#use your brain#think for yourself#maga#election 2024
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People tend to get Very Upset upon learning that a lot of things in space don't look the way they do in photos (most nebulae viewed through a telescope appear gray or pale green, for example). I think it's important to emphasize that the objects in photos are being captured by cameras, not human eyes, which perceive light in a very different way.
Many telescopes (like JWST) capture light invisible to human eyes, so colors in the visible spectrum are assigned to the image so that it can be perceptible to humans. Pictures of things like nebulae and galaxies also tend to have extremely long exposures (they can range from minutes to hours to even days), while the human eye has an exposure time of less than a fraction of a second, and thus perceives color differently.
Re: Neptune not being as blue as we originally thought, those iconic pictures of Neptune and Uranus were taken more than 30 years ago by Voyager 2- no other flybys have occurred since. Those photos were processed three decades ago using three-decade-old techniques, so of course processing them with more modern techniques would end up being more accurate. If (and when) spacecraft with more modern equipment get close enough to take new pictures, they will probably be closer to true color. (source) (source)
I personally think the revelation that Neptune and Uranus are very similar in color is kind of nice. They're already about the same size, and they tend to get thought of like twins. Uranus also gets a lot of flack because its name sounds funny in English (and most people mispronounce it anyways). I'm anthropomorphizing them, I know, but people tend to view them as more boring than the other planets and that makes me sad. They don't deserve the hate.
TLDR: If perceived by the human eye from close up, many things in space would look very boring. I think it's nice that telescopes help us see things that we wouldn't be able to otherwise. Ramble over, lol
#here's my quarterly impromptu astronomy rant. enjoy#personal#I could go on about this but I won't. pls be nice to astronomers we're trying our best here#sometimes we get things wrong at first. that's science#learning about how cameras and human vision works is enough to send one into an existential spiral already#there is no objective perception of reality your brain is just making up lies to you etc etc. let's get you some fruit
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Only Friends Episode 5 | 'Friendship': According to Ray (The Denial Sequel)
Spoiler: It's complete bullshit.
#only friends#only friends the series#ofts#ray x sand#sand x ray#raysan#sanray#khaofirst#firstkhao#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#SELF AWARENESS YOUNG MAN#you haven't got any#you treating him like your husband and he's just a 'friend'??#yeah SURE jan#in what universe? pray tell#no brain cells found#don't be mad sand - this boy is just denser than rock#LIES#also - how thoroughly did they tango that ray knows every 'nook and corner' of sand and vice versa from two nights of action?
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Marcy telling Anne to follow her heart and then Anne fucking LEAVES showing her heart never belonged to Marcy and never would 😭
#amphibia#marcanne#marcy Yearning and Longing has been in my brain since I saw frome stuff from the diary#it just wrecked me 😭#''follow your heart'' and she lets you know her heart lies away from you :-:
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