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[cto10121]

Choose violence ask game: 1, 9, 10, and 22 for "Romeo and Juliet"

1. the character everyone gets wrong

Hmm, good question. My first impulse is to say R&J themselves, Romeo in particular, as their (actually complicated) personalities and characters get frequently misinterpreted. But as I’ve already discussed this frequently in my blog, I’ll opt for an unconventional answer: Mercutio himself.

Not in terms of getting his personality wrong (although I’ve seen plenty of angrymacho!Mercutio, childish!Mercutio, and even woobie!Mercutio, curiously enough), but in terms of adaptations taking Mercutio’s POV and opinions and attitude as gospel. Mercutio is portrayed as a guy who not only talks shit but makes up shit as he goes along (re: Tybalt being a poseur duelist and Benvolio having a ~secret hotheaded side). You’re not supposed to take him seriously but enjoy his trash talk for what it is—premier trolling.

Instead adaptations and fanfics accept his POV unquestionably and even accept it as canon (Baz Lurhmann movie introducing him as the Prince of Cats, Benvolio getting portrayed as a macho asshole, etc.). And of course, that’s where most of the Romeo-is-effeminate clownery comes from, even though Mercutio himself doesn’t think this (only that he has gotten pussified by ~love) and canon blatantly contradicts this.

9. worst part of canon

Tough one. Shakespeare’s canon is almost flawless. I guess making Rosaline a Capulet could be considered a plot hole. He did it so that Romeo has the push he needs to go to the party…but technically he could have made Rosaline just a random invitee rather than a Capulet. And Capulet turned out to be very chill with non-Capulet invitees anyway. So yeah, I don’t mind adaptations that make Rosaline into a Montague or a non-related Capulet. This does show Shakespeare’s lack of fucks about the feud beautifully, though.

10. worst part of fanon

I don’t think that this counts as fanon, per se, but I once peeked at some (hopefully non-school mandated) fanfics in AO3 and got a strong whiff of not one, not two, but several Juliet-is-cool-BFFs-with-Bencutio-while-latter-constantly-makes-fun-of-whiny-woobie-Romeo. Oh, God, you guys are killing me. Also, the Macho Action Hero/Strong Female Character(tm) Juliet, but that is part-and-parcel with the overall clownery.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

…People are still sleeping on Juliet’s likening Romeo to a little bird she’d like to tie in a silken thread to pluck around as she pleases and Romeo 110% replying with “I would I were your bird,” huh? You guys really do like your innocently chaste kawaii R&Js. Admit it, these kids are freaks!!!

Nah, just kidding. Well, this is not something everyone ignores as much as miss entirely…but there’s Romeo’s “Let’s talk” when he decides to stay with Juliet after all after their wedding night. The antis always whine about how R&J are just lustful fiends and they are not ~really in love, and this small, almost throwaway line completely disproves it. Romeo decides to stay and his first suggestion about what he and Juliet should do…is to talk. Because he likes talking to Juliet and most likely they did speak through some of the night. Because he clearly wants to know everything about Juliet. Because their love so far has been just that—words—so of course their default is to talk.

[asksoldieron]

WTF Are We Doing Here? (Pinned Intro Post!)

This is my website!

My comments are broken! You know what works slightly better than WordPress comments? Tumblr! My few readers are already here and I'm lookin' for more! So, screw it, time for a side blog!

HEY, TUMBLR! FREE BLORBOS RIGHT HERE! AND NARY A ONCELER AMONG THEM!

"Are they traumatized?" I hear you say. YES! God, yes.

"Are they neurodivergent?" I hear you say. YES! AND SO AM I!

"Do they fuck?" I hear you say. YES! But not here, because the algorithm will eat me if they do. I want to be seen! There will be language and probably violence and queerness and political opinions, but don't get me in fucking trouble, Tumblr. I'm gonna get enough flack for the queerness. I'm very fragile. Be nice.

So! Let me babble for multiple paragraphs trying to explain myself to strangers on the internet, like usual!

This is Milo. If this blog functions the way I want it to, I'll make you some nice reaction images eventually, but Milo in shadow-puppet form will suffice for an example.

Milo says: I don't want to be an example!

Too bad! If you want to talk to Milo, use the ask button and address him by name. He lives in my brain, they all do. I'll get him for you. I'll make him talk.

Milo says: WHAT? *faints*

Well, Milo prefers to communicate in text and images for the time being, so we'll omit the quote marks for him, unless something changes.

Milo says: What? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY CHANGE?

Who knows? It's a very long serialized story and there's lots of character development. That's the fun part! Fixate on, I mean, be very normal about a character and get more and more and more content about them, watch them grow and change and develop relationships, scream at me and at them when you feel like it, and just keep doing that until I get bored or die. What's not to like?

For the moment, I'm the only one working on this story, and I can't afford to hire help, so we're not talking about flawless quality here, but it's free! (Or pay what you want.) So, please,

🌈Lower Your Expectations!🌟

Yay! There are a lot of site issues and there's only so much I'm able to do to fix it. Typos that look like words are my moral enema. If something is so broken you can't read it or understand it, or if I've really hurt you, please drop me a line (via the message box, if it's not for publication) and I'll do what I can. Otherwise, if you like this content and want more, be kind.

I'm autistic and high-masking so you will be speaking to the public-relations version of me. It's as buggy as my site! I'm just gonna be relentlessly positive about everything! Unless I can't. That's not necessarily your fault, but sometimes I can't. So if you're a little ND too, and a lack of response makes you crater - If I don't answer it's probably not because of anything you did. I got a lot on my plate and social ability is always the first thing to go.

Milo says: Preach, Sibling.

The versions of Milo and the others you'll meet will not be the canon versions, nor will their interactions here affect the story. So go nuts!

Milo says: What? No! Be nice to me too!

And, naturally, these versions exist in a context-free void where they can chat happily with strangers from another universe, even if the real ones would freak out and scream

Milo says: You can't mess around with my brain so I can't feel fear! Oh, my gods! I NEED my brain!

No, no. I'm only making sure you don't have an existential crisis due to the context-free void.

Milo says: Oh. Yeah. That's not a big deal. The context-free void has hot chocolate and snacks.

Right, so we're not hurting them. It's fine! It'll be perfectly safe!

Milo says: Yay❤️!

I'll do another post and give you the lowdown on myself and the main cast, including aliases and pronouns. Or, if you've tripped over this out there in your feed, you could always just go read the darn story. It'll take a while. There's a lot of it already. But we'll be here waiting for you! (Don't comment at the site. Are you reading me? You're on Tumblr, you are here to read. Maintain your reading comprehension at all times! The comments are fucking broken.)

[skrelps-cafe]

Okay I know only like 1 other person out there would remember and care about this but I want to talk about the unused event idea thing I had planned for Gill's 100 follower milestone!! The one that actually one that I backed out of last second becauseeeee. Idk i find it interesting

I called the event 'Turtles All the Way Down' and that's right baby !! It had to deal with Terapagos and paradoxes. The whole premise of the event is also crazy convoluted so hopefully I can present clearly enough lmao

So the event would START with Gill receiving this old letter via Pelipper Mail. He doesn't share what's on it but it's a bunch of super personal/private stuff along with some vague threats that if he doesn't do what the letter asks of him, bad shit will happen to his friends and family anddd stuff.

The letter tells him to go to Medali and visit the crater- the whole thing is probably phrased like a 'you're the chosen one, Gill! You gotta do this otherwise your family's doomed!' Or something. And since Gill is already really freaked out by all this, she opts to follow the letter to a T and. Leave.

At the same time, his Rotomblr is overridden and someone else takes the wheel! They don't give their name, but they do talk a bit about themselves!

- they're a "researcher" stuck in Area Zero

- they've been there for a while

- kind of infused with terastal energy, yaaaay

They would run the blog for the rest of the event, with small off screen posts updating you on what Gills doing.

Anyway, at some point it would be revealed that this researcher guy is actually- surprise!- Gill! A different version of her, at least. Here's where the paradox comes in

SO. Gill gets a letter to go to the crater. She does so, because she's scared. She meets someone over the intercom who says 'hey real sorry about all this but you're going to have to go deeper in. I need your help down there. You're not gonna back out right' and Gills like 'oh idk. Who are you'

The voice is like 'I can't answer that rn but I know so mjch about you oh my god just let me blackmail you. I can name your entire team.'

This guy's info is flawless. Gill is terrified and goes into Area Zero. Doing it scared.

He goes really far in- like, into the underdepths? The voice is able to override the system from within or something. And then when he's down there- ta-da! He meets the person behind the voice! Who is just. Him. Older, covered in crystals, but him.

Older Gill doesn't really explain anything. Just kind of blocks off the exit and tells Gill to follow him. Gill panics and runs away, deeper into the underdepths.

The two end up fighting- like at first Pokemon battling, but then actually fistfighting- right in front of Terapagos' little crystal cocoon. The commotion is enough to dislodge the guy, jussssst a little bit so he wakes up and lets out a burst of terastal/paradoxical energy that a) fucks up the cave system even more, leaving galing chasms within the underdepths, and b) WUH OH! SENDING GILL BACK IN TIME!

Gill is now trapped like three-five years into the past, at the bottom of a crater. Epic. Being this close to so much Terastal Energy does mess up her body a bit, hence the crystals all over her skin. They kind of...take over her organs, negating the need to eat or anything, and he just kind of. Stays there. For a while.

He eventually crawls out back to the (destroyed) lab, meets the AI, and it's there he finds out his predicament. And she chooses to simply. Stay down there. What else could she do really?? There's another version of her already out there if she's in the past. Her body's already pretty fucked up. She can't do much else? The AIs pretty chill about this too

(It should be noted her Pokemon didn't come with her. They were all left behind. The letter came with him, though.)

He manages to hide when the protagonist and co. Show up. Do the whole finale plot. And then he just kind of lives the rest of his life down there. Until he Remembers that. Oh yeah. Paradox.

If the 'current' version of Gill- the one outside the crater, flourishing and in his lane or whatever- never went into the crater and did the whole thing, then where would that leave crater Gill? Would he just. Cease to exist? He wasn't supposed to be alive, anyway. He was occupying a space in time only meant for one person.

She had to complete the loop if she wanted to keep existing. She cant imagine a world where she doesn't exist.

So, a few years later, she sends the letter.

And a Gill at Blueberry Academy receives it.

And the cycle continues.

The cycle is supposed to be infinitely repeatable- HOWEVER. This loop is different. There is something that is not unlike every other iteration of this 'tradition' 'thing'. This Gill has Social Media.

Because of Rotomblr, current!Gill has seen Things. He has a Slither Wing, Seadra, Salandit, and joint custody over a Solosis, meanwhile crater!Gill knows nothing of any of this. Hence why they were so curious about getting access to this site.

So, when current Gill gets to the crater and the voice is like 'I can name your entire team, etc. Etc.' And misses like four whole Pokemon??? Gill has an epiphany. Starts poking holes in this guys claims. Realizes how stupid he was for following a letter all the way out here, how he was nearly gonna break the law for a flimsy piece of paper that knew about something embarrassing he did in fourth grade.

The voice starts to panic, just pleading her to come down. Gill says she won't unless they explain everything.

The voice is like. Screaming. Because they don't want to die. Gill, having none of the last fifteen paragraphs of context, doesn't get it and thinks it's like a paranormal thing. He takes one step back

And the voice just. Cuts out. And it's quiet again.

Gill leaves and gets his Rotomblr back, and spends the rest of the day vibing in Medali. If asked, she'd say it was for a family emergency. She'd never tell anyone about anything that happened in the Crater.

Okay so I liked this event because it highlighted how Gill views herself, how far she'd go to preserve herself, and also how much she sabotages herself. Literally traps herself in an endless cycle. And then sabotages said cycle against 'his own best wishes'. Fun.

I DIDNT like this event for multiple reasons.

One holy shit was it convoluted.

Two lots of segments weren't really...ironed out? Like realistically, why would Gill listen to the letter. How would she get into the crater. How did she cope living w the AI. Etc.

THIRD the premise really had. Nothing to do with Gill? Like it was stupidly out of left field, at least in my opinion. Terapagos and Gill had no common thread until that point, and neither did she and Area Zero.

I didn't expect it to win the event idea poll, and a mixture of cold feet + me reviewing my work made me realize that it probably wasn't the best idea. So I shelved it and went with the URS AU instead! And by the time I wanted to go back and revisit it, the canon i was currently running with had wrapped up Indigo Disk, meaning no more Terapagos ex Machina for me to use. Sad!

I had thought about replacing Terapagos with the time machine, which mightve made more sense overall, but over time the whole idea fell to the wayside. And here it rests. Lmao

[notalotjust4ever]

OK BLOG I THINK ABOUT THIS SO OFTEN IM GLAD SOMEONE BROUGHT IT UP! I think they can be because when you are turned your blood and mind (?) is frozen into the state it was when you were bitten. I DONT EVEN CAREAAAA about the whole flawless untouchable being thing because who says we can’t be flawless and untouchable with noise cancelling headphones and an intense aversion to the texture of vinyl⁉️ I think representation in the twilight universe would be so magical because yes they are still hot and perfect but imagine that them being neurodivergent doesn’t change that⁉️ so perfect:(

Either way ignore my yapping I feel so strongly about my head cannons, I see so much of my ND tendencies in Jasper and Alice. Like in the first movie where Alice hugs Bella during the “Meeting the Cullen’s” scene because she can’t really read the room and doesn’t have a good understanding of personal space? That’s so real like the realest ever. The fact that her backstory details the fact that she was considered strange and unusual is something that ND girls suffer with on a daily.

AND JASPER OH MY LORDY JASPER- Social cues? Control over facial expressions? Selective mutism? His ability to self soothe/ manage his emotions (can also be attributed to his gift)? Penguin pebbling (Penguin pebbling is the term for ND people showing affection by offering tiny objects, like trinkets. In the first movie he is seen giving Alice a little flower WHICH IS ADORBS, and she is also seen holding a flower in the scene where Bella meets the Cullen’s. Ok this could just be a cute couple thing but it’s just a personal headcannon.)? He had so many neurodivergent traits it’s insane and very real.

EDWARD? Mr. “It’s the fluorescents…😰 *runs away completely unprompted*”⁉️ Mr. Cannot control showing his disgust at Bella’s scent⁉️ Mr. Strong sense of morals to the point where he fixates on it⁉️ Mr. “Yeah, cause’ Cullen is a freak.” ⁉️ It would be so awesome to have representation in a love interest😞

In conclusion, Stephanie Myer would absolutely hate this but I am a “Jasper is autistic with a couple of dissociation disorders, depression, and anxiety, Alice is an AuDHD icon, Emmet has ADHD, Rosalie has a mood regulation disorder, Edward is definitely autistic” TRUTHER✊)

(THESE ARE JUST HEADCANNONS, PLEASE DONT COME FOR ME)

Can twilight vampires have autism? This is a genuine question because like...as an autistic person myself I think it'd be really interesting but at the same time vampires are supposed to be like super human and flawless and wanting to die when you touch velvet isn't exactly like the coolest thing ever. If you get what I mean because like, I sort of a tiny bit headcanon both Alice and Edward as autistic but also at the same time canonically could they have it? Because that type of representation could be so cool in like a mythical setting. Like Emmett with adhd would be so great. I'm asking this because I'm not that knowledgeable on the vampire lore in twilight as I'm still quite new to the fandom itself and the actual intricacies of the lore despite watching all the films like a hundred times but we all know they're not the best book to movie adaptations so...

Idk it's 1am and I've just woken up. LET ME YAP!!! CAN VAMPIRES BE NERODIVERGENT OR NOT!?!?! Help me Twilight fandom!!

[colorisbyshe]

oh FUCK jessie ware lyrics videos are already UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay my quick reviews of pre-release singles: pearls > free yourself > begin again but they’re all FLAWLESS tracks

OKAY THOUGHTS OF THE ALBUM IN ORDER:

that! feels good!: the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK. HER SULTRY VOICE???????????????????? YES IF YOU’RE GONAN DO IT WELL, DO IT WELL! hONESTLY this track really highlights my gripe with a lot of current pop/dance music. samples and interpolation or just heavily relying on a nostalgic sound can be fucking INCREDIBLE if you put your pussy into it. like reviving old sounds nad songs is GREAT!! but you hav eto OWN IT AND JESSIE IS OWNING HTIS  SHE IS DOING IT WELL. OH THE HORNS ARE HERE?????????? YESSSSSSSSSS MS WARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay free  youself and pearls are here, i’ve alreayd gushed about them on this blog

hello love: time has turned its back on us is a line that huuuurts. i’m not big into slower songs but this has juuust enough momentum to keep me engaged and it’s got me got me got me invested and ready to wail along. oooh the horn throughline, is this gonna be a mainstay across the labum? into it. god i nEED to see this live. GOOSEBUMPS!!!!!!!!

also pause to say jessie mentioned wanting to collab with beyonce and just listneing to this much of the labum... they need to do a joint PROJECT. not jus ta song... a fucking album

beautiful people: ooh LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE EVERYWHERE!!! this album is leaning heavyyyy into its disco-inspiration and i’m here for it. the slick production of 2023 could end up feeling kinda sterile but instead its slick like sweat on the dance floor. this song has ths sort of urgency of like being drunk at the club and wanting to tak ea break but you literally just can’t stay off the dance floor like you gotta get back UP!

freak me now:

freak me now is gonna be a mainstay of my work out playlist like... so simple and yet so FUCKING EFFECTIVE. PUT THAT ASS ON THE FLOOR. god the way she sings don’t cool me doWN is fuckin me uppppppppp

shake the bottle: camp (complementary) intro. i think tracks off what’s  your pleasure did this type of song a bit better than this track did but i’m NOT mad at this track. the oooh ah! bits are addictive, i love a lil ad lib thing. i think this album needs to... shake  up the sound a bit more, beacus ei think it get sa bit loss in the repetition, but like if THIS is the weakest rtrack on the album, this rEMAINS a top tier album

lightning: WHY IS THERE NO LYRICS VIDEO??? I WILL RETURN WHEN ITS AVAILABLE TO SHARE MY HTOUGHTS

these lips: MOANED AGAIN. this song is pussy licking good. the singing is so pretty and then the lyrics are just like HELLOOOOO WE FUCKIN

anyways my final thoughts:

this is SUCH a conceptually cohesive album, sometimes to its detriment (I know it’s going to take a while for me to tell some of the songs apart). i think what’s your pleasure set the bar SOOO high with how it was both cohesive AND extremely varied, with extremely high highs and no lows. buuuuuuuuut... god? this albums only weak spot is just... not being as good as the previous album

i hope it sparks a true blue disco revival. i hope jessie puts out some incredible remixes.

this album is teh song of the summer

[hebimoonlightwrites]

hi! I love your blog, you have great writing, I saw that you also write for twisted Wonderland so, I could ask for headcanons for pomefiore with a rebellious s/o who is not afraid to contradict if that person says something that doesn't seem fair idk I like the opposite poles lmao well it would be just that thanks uu

Writer's corner: Hiii!! Thank you for the compliments, anon! Also, yes! I do accept even twst requests and I really thank you for giving me one and, ALSO, about Pomefiore!! They're my favourite one, seriously! Hope you like the result! If not, please DM me or just let me know and ask for something else, so I can do another one for you! Enjoy~! (Also I've made it gn!.. hope it's fine!)

Warnings: none

⋆𝒫𝑜𝓂𝑒𝒻𝒾𝑜𝓇𝑒⋆ 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶 𝓇𝑒𝒷𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓈/𝑜 𝓌𝒽𝑜'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶𝒻𝓇𝒶𝒾𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓉

⋆Vil really cares about his own appereance so much, like.. seriously. He's always checking on his own make-up, even during gym classes!

⋆"Wait a minute, let me check if there's something out of place!... No.. Still flawless~!"

⋆But what if his s/o wasn't so interested in make-ups or didn't care about their own look? And what if they also weren't afraid of contradict him about all of this?

⋆Well.. it'd be.. interesting.

⋆Vil would surely try to explain to them how important for a person is to work hard to be completely perfect, not only in their look, but also in their mind.

⋆We've already seen that he's Pomefiore's housewarden and, as so, he's constantly checking on his fellows Pomefiore (Epel, for example).

⋆I just imagine him trying to take care of his dear s/o by making them some face masks or doing their make-up.

⋆And he would do it even if his adorable potato s/o isn't attending Night Raven Collage or is simply from other dorm.

⋆"My potato, you should take care of your skin, look at your cheeks...! Here.. Let me take care of it for you."

⋆Constantly at the center of everyone's attention, since he's famous, I pretty headcanon that Vil would give many advices to people he really loves.

⋆So he'd fill his s/o's mind with a lot of advices, like make-ups one:

⋆"My potato dear, your colours' palette changes basing on your features! You can't use a random colour as you're always saying!.. You should pay attention even to slightest deatails of yourself, in order to highlight your own beauty!"

⋆Vil would suggest a precise kind of colours' palette, no doubt!

⋆All of this thing would change when s/o got really angry and had an argument with Vil.

⋆Like.. seriously! Appereance is NOT what really matters! Why should I care about how others see me?! I don't care about others' thoughts! I should love myself, without trying to correct every kind of flaws I have, because it's especially flaws that really makes me the person I am! Your point of view is wrong, Vil!

⋆This is what I imagine that Vil's s/o would tell him during an argument while they're both at Vil's dorm room, wearing headbands and masks on.

⋆Vil's adorable potato would stand there in front of him with an angry expression on their face and would stare at Vil's light purple eyes.

⋆Also Pomefiore housewarden would stare at his own s/o's eyes, maybe quite angry at first.

⋆I mean.. he's only trying to take care of them! Why should they freak out all of a sudden?! They should be happy about all those attentions Vil is constantly giving them!

⋆But after some time I headcanon that they both would understand the other's point of view and stop being angry at each other.

⋆"My dear.. I love you but.. change your outfit.. I'm not going to let you go out dressed up like that, 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓉𝑒~…!"

⋆If I should imagine our French guy Rook with a s/o who's quite the opposite to him, well... then someone who really loves animals and know everything about them!

⋆Rook is such an hunter to people he admires, because it's said that he really studies people he finds interesting even from afar (creepy-) just as an hunter would do with his prey.

⋆So I guess Rook would approach his s/o telling them what he's found interesting about their figure, highlighting some of their physical or mental features and comparing them to animals' ones.

⋆"Oh mon dieu! My dear, your eyes remind me of an eagle's ones!... You must be so smart then, since I've seen you usually get good grades~.."

⋆He would also demonstrate to have such a good eyesight, since he can see things even if he's from afar.

⋆"Bonjour, mon amour! You're studying for our potionology exam, non? I've seen you're browsing our book~"

⋆So he'd definitely share his interests in animals and hunting with his s/o.

⋆Rook would also show his skills with the arch by pearcing an apple while it's on the tree.

⋆So he'd conquer his s/o's heart with his gentleness and kindness too.

⋆I mean.. I don't know about you, but... I totally burst out laughing every time Rook says something strange or even only appears in the game! He's such a nice character!

⋆But how would he react to someone who contradicts him in animals matters?

⋆Imagine that his s/o would start talking about some animals and end up being corrected by Rook, who'd say the contrary of that animal's aspect.

⋆They both then would start a little argument about it and try to verify who's right and who's not by searching for some books in the library.

⋆"Mon amour, I'm an hunter.. Do you think I don't know something as simple as the fact that cows have four stomaches~? Of course they have!..."

⋆Rook would surely try to verify it personally browsing a book but then end up realizing that his dear amour is right.. Cows have only one stomach divided into four parts!

⋆He'd totally feel sad, I guess, 'cause he's always addressing himself as an hunter and show to know a lot about animals in general.

⋆I think that just a little moment like this one, or even if he did a little mistake about an animal, could make him feel very sad and kinda disappointed.

⋆ But Rook is pretty supportive to people he admires or finds attractive. (for example, think of how he acts to Vil)

⋆So on the other hand he'd totally be more interested in his s/o and compliment them for the victory.

⋆Theirs would be a relationship like.. Who's the hunter between them~?

⋆"I totally compliment you, mon amour~ You've managed to beat an hunter, after all!~ 𝒴𝑜𝓊'𝓋𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝓎 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃~"

⋆An opposite pole to Epel would be surely a person with an high interests in fashion and appareance! A Vil-type, no doubt.

⋆We've seen how disappointed our sweetie pie Epel has been to find out that he's ended up in Pomefiore, among rich and fashioned people.

⋆He'd have preferred to be in Savanaclaw, since he's focused on showing his masculinity and strength!

⋆He's also friend with Jack, soo... yah

⋆But what if Epel fell for someone who's incredibly beautiful and is interested in fashion and look?

⋆Epel would try hard to show how manly he is by trying getting their attention.

⋆He'd also try hard to make his s/o understand that appereance is not what describes people and that their personalities and minds are what really matter.

⋆It'd be something similar to what I've written before for Vil!

⋆But Epel is also a little bit introverted, so he'd surely be so embarrassed if his s/o asked him for the first time to study together.

⋆"You want to study with me?!... Well.. sure... I don't mind it!"

⋆But how would he react to his s/o contradicting him?

⋆Contrary to how you could think, I totally imagine Epel admiring his s/o after a small argument (as well as being a little bit angry, of course).

⋆He'd admire their tenacity and determination and the fact that they are never afraid of saying what they really think!

⋆They're completely genuine and Epel would love it a lot!

⋆Of course a small argument would have been something like..

⋆Surely about appereance, since Epel would get along really well with the s/o I've decided to pair Vil with before!

⋆Actually I'm laughing so much while writing this, 'cause I've just imagined a small scenario: Epel and they are getting prepared for a party and Epel shows up dressing terribly. After seeing him, his s/o reacts as Vil would, like.. "Oh my god, what the hell are you wearing?! Go and change 'cause I'm not going to let you hang out dressed like that. You look like a mushroom! (?)"

⋆But.. let's come back to our headcanons-

⋆Maybe his s/o would have told him to take more care about his look and Epel would have said that it's not important and that is not what really care about a person.

⋆As I said, it'd be surely something as similar as that one I've written before for Vil.

⋆"Do you really think a person's good table manners really describe themselves in deep? That's not what really care!!"

⋆Beyond Epel's admiration for his s/o's determination and tenacity, both our cutie pie and his lover would also stop being angry and decide to learn more about the other's point of view too.

⋆Because Epel is not a stubborn guy, and I really think he'd be there maybe apologizing for freaking out before.

⋆"s/o.. uhm... I'm sorry for.. for what I've said before.. Uhm... You know I love you and..𝒾𝓉'𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝓊𝓃𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝑒 if I didn't apologize.. uhmm.. what? You've understood my point of view?... *smiling* Well.. 𝐼'𝓂 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉."

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[headingalaxys-spicy]

Hi, I'm new to your blog and really like your writings. So in this ask can you really go hard in the agust category today. Yandere alpha Japan and Germany with an incredibly traumatized omega darling. Maybe they went to far in a punishment or they did something they knew they shouldn't have done, but did it any way just to show dominance. Now the darling the darling can hardly stand being in the same room with them with out being on edge, and they can smell it in the pheromones she produces. When they attempt to use their own pheromones to calm the omega down, instead of getting horny or at the very least calm, it drives her deeper into panic, it may even trigger a panic attack. A panicked omega is a sign of a failing relationship in society, so it's not a good sign. Maybe they used their pheromones against the darling one to many times, and now the mere scent of the yandere makes the darling sick and scared. All in all, something they caused that now they'll have to find away to fix it. It'll be incredibly difficult if not impossible to fix, or get the darling back to normal. I'm choosing tears today

( P.S. I'm sad clown Anon 🃏💧)

I’m not sure what I did with this 🃏💧but I still hope you like it.

*warning in place because it hits the feels also mention of blood and torture of sorts*

Yandere! Alpha Germany

He thought he could do it with his fine tuned plans and carefully thought out training modified to suit your body type. But, no. Like shattered glass that now lays on the floor his planning was all for not.

Y/N had yet another freak out when Ludwig came to give her breakfast. He wanted to give her the pheromone treatment. It was one of his last options he wanted to test. However y/n seemed to be in a worse state than she was in yesterday. A banshee shriek grated against his ears for a solid 30 seconds before y/n’s voice gave out.

Ludwig could tell by her puffy and swollen eyes that she’d been up all night sobbing. He saw the pillow was submerged in tears. She was in her own special type of hell living with him. He was intent on keeping it that way with Y/N behaving and becoming a part of his perfect design.

Shaking violently as tears fell down her face she was dehydrated and malnourished. She refused to eat and sleep. She was beginning to wither away. Ludwig was her jailor, demon, slave driver all of the things that were cruel and evil and depraved. He did feel a little guilty because he had planned for her a terrible ordeal.

An exo-skeleton that would create her to be like a legendary Omega that was like a Fae, complete with luminous wings. The exo-skeleton would also mean to increase Omega's desires in the bedroom and make her stronger. All of which she’s avidly against. She’s fought him over her ability to stay the same Omega that was normal and live her life how she wanted. Y/N has fought Ludwig on his plans for her only to have her voice be rendered inaudible to his ears. Ludwig isn’t flexible when it comes to his rigid planning and beliefs Y/N was perfect to him but she still needed “fixing” so she could match his flawless schematics. When he tried to reach out and hold her shoulder she jerked away from his offensive hand.

“NO! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!” You shouted with your creaky vocal cords.

“Y/N this isn’t-“

“FUCK YOU! Fuck your non-sense! Fuck your creepy expreiments! I’d rather be at the mercy of your gun than exist anywhere near you!” You didn’t have the capacity to care anymore. You didn’t want to be in anymore labs where they tried to change your genetics to become “rare” and more obedient. The prodding, bandages, medication, skeletons, wings, pre-operation procedures. Y/N was sick of all of it. She ran her hands through her matted hair and small chunks of it came out.

Ludwig grabbed her hands and restrained her. He slammed her onto the hardwood floor with a loud thud. “That’s enough Y/N!“ He shouted violently in her face.

Y/N began to hyperventilate and sob uncontrollably.

She twitched and let out an ungodly screech. Ludwig had broken her right arm in her humerus and radius. Her body was beginning to deteriorate due to all of the experimentation.

Ludwig let out an elongated sigh.

The paramedics came to piece her back together and put her into a medically induced coma until he figured out how he could unshatter a mirror.

Yandere! Alpha Japan

Another unsuccessful day of training y/n. She once again resisted transforming herself to be the perfect omega he desired her to be.

“That was disgraceful. That’s not how a traditional meid-o serves tea.” He gazes at the human ears you still had. It told him that you weren’t taking the medicine that had been prescribed to you to give you cat ears.

“Ret me guess. You haven’t been taking your medication have you?” His dusky brown eyes gleamed laser beams at your disobedience. You don’t confirm or deny his accusations. You thought it might be in your best interest to neither confirm or deny his statement. Maybe then would his anger dissipate and he’d forget.

You guessed wrong.

“Oh y/n it disappoints me that you’re this difficult to tame. Time to retrain you again.” He grabs that dreaded brain-wave length tool that he uses to “help” you. Ropes attach themselves to you that came from all four corners of the wall. They suspend you in the air while Kiku prowls around you in a circle.

He pierced his arm with a small dagger to draw some blood. A small grunt leaves him as he imbues the tool once again with his essence.

“This time it should work.”

*************

Y/N woke up in an anesthesia induced haze. Her stomach was in a tight knot. Her body felt like it had solidifying cement in it. Her head felt like it had an 18-wheeler truck ramming into it. She grips her cotton bedsheets as she hears familiar footsteps approach her door.

Dread made her stomach knot tighter, Kiku’s scent really made her mind reel in horror and her body prepared itself for fight or flight mode. When he opened the door to check in on her she immediately grabbed her trash can and her insides began to bleed out with crimson. The mere scent of Kiku secreted made y/n sick.

“Y/N Chan! shocked that his treatment plan was headed in the wrong direction. He tried to grab her shoulder and she jerked away in terror. His touch felt like hundreds of needles that burned her skin. It left it singed and vulnerable to the elements. Tiny droplets of blood began to peak their way onto her silky white pjs.

“Y/N?”

“Stay away.” You say in a broken voice. Blood is still streaming down your chin. You feel light-headed, your vision and body feel like they’ve been tossed into a Gravitron. It wasn’t long before a tv static clouded your vision and within seconds your body collapsed.

Kiku knew he’d broken you.

[veryrarealt]

mhm forget bullsh!t i prefer ✭✩horseshlt✩✭

iphone phase is finale, switch it up to android

i forgot the apple password for my main blog, never love nothing til its gone, could have been perfect but things change and time moves on

make me wanna go and blow my brain like cobain

my nickname is i and l,

im on lvl22 ; first relationship was an dare thats why i regret it. i dont want to send any photo attachments to strangers

will it all come together or this all you ever be? everybody got it ruff, everybody got excues only so many do their thing guess its only right that you feel that hurt, could make it work. hating from the side only made it worse

typical guess its all just business through

living in an fantasy, walking on a fine line

i apologize i admit im a fool i wont lie about that. i kept goin coulda chose to quit, show <3 it will never be enough.. im going put my faith in god only one i trust

dont freak with yall aint faking that, insane theres some things i could say youll hate to hear but i wont even take my time of day, do what you want im not even mad at you

his energy is made for me but i know his my enemy always knows what to say at the right time

no matter what i do ill never come back from it, see what you wanna see the lies will mislead you, tryna tell the half of it they dont even know the half of it

aint nobody flawless the truth is hard to digestion, ill stay on youre conscience.

its alrigth for you to go now youre wasting time just save youre own self

⚠️ | NO TRESPASSING | WARNING | ⚠️

THIS IS USELESS BuIIzh!+

yo its veryrarebuIIzh!+, im on level 21

The Lamest Loser to exist .

thinking about the day brings me nothing but silence heh ….

never understand me.

I'd rather be the one they hate than the one they think is friendly

you can't edit this body, all these layers are locked away

////;{Systems frozen}:\\\\

Now everybody hate me

Nothing new to me, I'm used to it thankfully

////;{Reboot text [yes]}:\\\\

once I hit you with that backspace, you ain't comin' back

ctrl alt delete you, give me space like tab

its so nice to meet you. lets never meet again<3

[hologramcowboy]

I just have to vent this out for a minute. Can I tell you how freaking tired I am of AA's? I like Jensen and I support him but they are a pack of feral and rabid dogs almost if you say one tiny thing if you disagree with Jensen at all.

Like, if you don't agree with how he parted his hair one day, suddenly you're a Jensen hater and should be destroyed on the spot. If you don't want to watch the prequel for your own reasons, then you're committing the ultimate sin against Jensen, and by extension, his wife. If you didn't agree with his take on the finale, either one, how dare you? If you don't want Jensen to win an Emmy for his role on The Boys, then there's something seriously wrong with you. Oh, and if you say one thing and have a picture of Jensen on your blog or have him mentioned in your header, God help you. You're not a real fan of Jensen and how dare you parade yourself as a Jensen blog when you're really a secret Jared supporter? The list goes on and on and on. These people are a freaking cult!

They attack in packs and are the most toxic and hateful portion of this fandom. They're narcissistic and full-on bullies. And what gets me is that you wouldn't expect that type of negative and harassing behavior from self-professed fans of his. These same people that treat Danneel like a goddess of perfection simply for being married to the man. These same people that have no issue sharing pictures of their kids. I know J/D share them publicly but these Ackles' Army aka Nutty Nancy's take it to an extreme. If I knew Jensen personally or his family, I would seriously be concerned for his safety and theirs because these people are not well. What happens when their flawless god Heaven forbid makes a mistake? Sure, they'll attack whoever calls him out or makes excuses for him but what happens when they can't deny it or they finally wake up from their ongoing fantasies and realize the guy is human? Or if he gets divorced, would they turn on Danneel and attack her, too? What if his aunt says something less than complimentary about him publicly or his kids when they get older? Are they going to launch an attack on them as well?

It's because of their nasty behavior that I even started checking out anti blogs in the first place. Just to find a safe place to be able to question the troubling things that my fave may say or do. Not to hate on him or rip him apart, but to say 'Am I imagining things? Oh, you saw that, too, right?' The few good ones like yours actually care about Jensen but have your (valid) reasons as to why you don't like Danneel or don't support Jenneel or critique some things about what Jensen has been doing and saying lately. And not all personal, sometimes they're industry related, like the prequel or Jensen's brand issues. There's nothing wrong with expressing your opinion respectfully. You can question why Jensen looks so miserably tired lately or why the prequel seems to be a mess or what prank Jensen pulled on the Walker set. You can disagree with what he said on the podcast or critique his talk show appearances. You can cringe at the FBBC interviews or the AD tour video. There is NOTHING wrong with any of it. But AA's act as if you should be sent to the 7th level of Hell if you do this.

Almost every day recently I see your blog or one of the others getting hate from this group. They literally stalk your blogs to see what "hateful" thing you'll say about Jensen and Danneel next. So they not only police the Jensen tag on this site but also the anti tags and posts. That's lunatic behavior. And what drama queens.

I don't care for Jared but even I'm tired of hearing their bs when it comes to him. Why is he always the go to when defending their idol? What does Jared have to do with anything other than the prequel drama, SPN, and the episode of Walker that Jensen just directed? Other than the cons they do? I'm so tired of them throwing Jared and Genevieve into it when it has nothing to do with any of it and I am not a fan of these people at all lol.

And this is no shade on Jensen at all. I genuinely feel bad for the guy, to have a lunatic stanbase doing these atrocious things in his name. He deserves better.

I'm just over their bullshit and I despise seeing you and other blogs get this hate from this cult, no matter what type of blog it is. I just had to vent this out. Thank you for giving us a safe space to express our thoughts and feelings, no matter how "sinful" they might be. 😜

You managed to put into words what most of us are feeling, Anon. Thank you for that. Fully agree with you, cult-like 'factions' of fandom need to chill. I too feel bad for Jensen, it must be psychologically draining to have awareness of such "fans". I despise seeing people get hate too, especially when people don't even take the time to find out where they are coming from. Most Hellers and AAs twist things in sick ways and they propagate toxic ways of thinking it seems, so it's very important to draw healthy boundaries. I'm so happy there are people like you who understand that freedom of thought and expression is critical. Fandom should be fun and freeing not draining and stressful. Thank you for bravely sharing your perspective and for your heartwarming kindness. 🥰🥰🥰

[coldmorte]

I’m freaking out that you’re a Reservoir Dogs fan too!! It’s probably my favourite movie of all time and I couldn’t believe it when I saw you post it!! ❤️❤️❤️

YESSSSS!!!!!!! I sure am, and I'm so happy you're a fan as well!!! 😍😍😍

Everything about the film is flawless - the music, the acting, the story, the directing, the dialogue, the grit, the spaghetti western references, the violence, the humor - what ISN’T there to love?!

Tarantino has a lot of truly remarkable films, but this is my favorite of his. It just AMAZES me how much he did when he had so little to work with. Since he was new to Hollywood, the budget was incredibly low, and he didn’t have many resources available. So the fact that he could pull off THIS masterpiece is a testament to his creativity and skills as a director 🤯

I’d also consider Reservoir Dogs to be either 2 or 3 on my fave film ever list. The first spot is reserved for The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. The other two spots are a toss up between Reservoir Dogs and For a Few Dollars More!

(I'm putting the rest under the cut because I'm sorry in advance for the rant, and there are major spoilers...)

Also, I saw your tags on my reblog! As I said, it IS a gay tragedy, and nobody can tell me otherwise. There is a lot of evidence to make this argument btw — Mr. Orange allows Mr. White to murder cops right in front of him without any hesitation, yet moments later Orange kills a woman in a split second? Then, White literally defends Orange to the point of death, even though that involves betraying a man he’s been close with for many years??? And Orange confesses the truth about his identity to White, despite literally just having to wait one minute longer to be saved by the police?? Ummmm????

That’s not even mentioning how PHYSICAL everything is between them!! The caressing, face holding, hugging… uffda. In some foreign language versions of the film, White even offers Orange either a hand job or a BJ to help him feel better, for crying out loud! 🤦‍♀️

Tarantino himself said, “Gay subtext always makes every movie better,” and Harvey Keitel and Tim Roth have made references to something *more* going on between their characters. So, I think even they all ship it... and let's me real - it’s just so much more FUN to interpret it that way 😏

Anyhowwww, apologies for that long ass rant. I do say in my bio that I love films, but I seldom get the chance to gush about them on this blog. So, thank you for the ask, and I am excited to hear that you have a similar interest in RD!!! You are always free to talk movies with me 💜💜💜

[hazard-and-friends]

not grison but i teach puppy classes and teens classes and see lots of people pushing their dogs way too fast.

so: it's not about how many things she knows, it's about your expectations.

does she know these things? eh, sort of. she can do them in some limited contexts, and that's not a judgement on you or her or your training, that's puppies.

absolutely do training with her, absolutely work on loose leash walking, 100%. but she doesn't know them. she's not good at them, and you're not doing them for the purpose of MAKING her be 100% reliable at them, because she won't be for a very long time. you're doing them for the purpose of building your relationship and establishing a good foundation of skills.

what i want in a puppy under about 5-6 months:

i am the coolest and most interesting thing in the whole wide world. i am cooler than other people, i am cooler than other dogs, i am cooler than the food on the ground over there. we do this through physical play, toy play, scratches, meals, walks, everything she likes comes through me--and yes, training is a way to build this too. i am her most valued item. so now that we're hitting horrible teens, i remain moderately interesting instead of (as is standard for teens) something less than dirt.

peeing (outside the house), chewing (on appropriate items), mouthing (only as a last resort)--your puppy things.

basic acceptance of the other living beings in the house. whether or not we've hit full integration due to ADULT individuals, i want the PUPPY to not want to eat the cat, not be freaked out by other dogs, and not bully small children.

the whole wide world is COOL and FUN and new things are INTERESTING and make BEEF LIVER FALL FROM THE SKY. this is your socialization time. has she seen people in wheelchairs or walkers? has she seen children under 10? under 5? strollers? garbage trucks lifting cans? an emergency vehicle with sirens going? buses? horses? goats? people with big silly hats? hijabis? people who are acting "weirdly" (potentially under the influence of something, or having a bad mental day, OR that's just how they move)? any time she sees something new she gets a cool treat. all the time always.

actual skills can come later. but if i'm the center of her world AND new things aren't out to eat her, those skills will be easier to build.

if you EXPECT her to be an adult dog perfect flawless know everything at 14 weeks she will do her very damned best, but every day she'll be draining herself. if you EXPECT her to be a dipshit little puppy who knows maybe 3 skills and one of them is biting at 14 weeks (and frankly, 6 months), she will be excellent at that too, and also as time goes on you can up your expectations slightly and she'll continue to meet them.

for timeline, that blog post put it really well: the professional service dog organizations place dogs at 18-24 months. i don't do service dog training and k'seil is my first puppy so details will come from other people, but i expect nothing serious from a dog (public access, tasking, sports, demo dog, etc) until 1 year minimum. if they're telling me they can do it earlier, one of us is fooling ourselves. the mental endurance isn't there yet.

in terms of crating: YMMV, but i found that "being crated while someone sat there obviously present" was The Worst Thing In The World, while "being crated while everyone else left" was naptime. it's the difference between "in theory you could let me out and you're NOT because you're EVIL" and "oh. you're gone. okay."

now. you may find she has separation issues. i would practice this a few times before you actually need to leave for 2 hours. put her in the crate and go get the mail. what does she do? how loud was she? if she has a little fuss and then settles quickly (<10 minutes), next time go out longer. and a little longer. and a little longer.

if she does not settle quickly come back to me, i have more tips :P

anyone have any tips for crate training? we were doing really well, and she’ll sleep in it overnight, but only if she’s already sleepy when it put her in, and lately she just barks if i try to enforce a nap time. really struggling here, it feels like we’re making backwards progress :(

[amoc94]

I'm so hooked with POLAR NIGHT. Just everything about it is so flawless. The scenes elaborated, the writing style, the plotline, the unrivalled charm of taehyung and the innocence of bambina which makes them such an absorbing duo. I love how each of the characters have their own essence. I'm a sucker for age gap, hero-villain genre but it's hard to find stories with good plots. I'm so freaking happy that I passed by your blog.

This taehyung hits different (it's so fun to picture him as an Italian-Korean) it feels very intense and sensual, don't know if that makes sense, there's just something about him in polar night, you can't fully support him but also can't stop fancying him, he's wrong in many ways but right in his own twisted ways. This gives me Vincenzo Cassano vibes and I'm living for it.

yours,

rooting simp.

Thank you so much!♥️ Your description is like a proper book review, and give a boost on my motivation to write. It took me quite a while to write and craft the plot, taking in the timeline as well as research about ballet, Italian mafia and region, it will take sometime to finish. I'm halfway through the next chapter.

Also those are beautiful set of gifs, I'll use it for my next update.♥️

[jackoshadows]

I'm sorry, but do you hate the sansa of books too?

Sorry for the late reply, but I get asked this so many times lol. I am pretty sure I have already answered this as well and it’s somewhere on my blog.

But honest question, are there any blogs out there who actually like the Sansa of the books? I haven’t seen any. The people who claim to love book Sansa stan for a hyped up, sanitized, white washed version whose only flaw, as per their interpretation, is that she’s just a little naive. But also she’s super intelligent and smartest character in the series. And all this without any text to back up this strange dichotomy - naive and super intelligent at the same time!

Any discussion of actual book Sansa is labelled as ‘Sansa hate’ and hordes descend on such posts demanding that it be tagged ‘anti-Sansa’. So people who like Sansa think that the Sansa of the books is anti-Sansa!

Others bloggers have done a better job than me of explaining fandom’s perception of Sansa versus the actual book version. This post for example:

https://aiyassalt.tumblr.com/post/188322664000/honestly-i-greatly-dislike-sansa-both-her-book

https://aiyassalt.tumblr.com/post/188450445310/star-crossedvoyager-aiyassalt-honestly-i

One only has to look at number one Sansa stans David Benioff and Dan Weiss to understand how for most of her fans, they can only genuinely like the character and enjoy her when she is given the character traits and plots of other characters. Weiss and Benioff constantly claim Sansa is their favorite character and yet they are busy stripping Jon, Arya, Bran, Dany and other characters of their book characterization for Show Sansa.

Shit like this:

"She's like the warrior of Winterfell" - Sophie Turner on Sansa wearing armour for the first time in Game of Thrones season 8

Arya has needle? Well, Sansa will also get one!

Clapton’s view on creating Sansa’s new style is that it’s centered  around using found materials since Sansa sews her own dresses. Sansa’s  spiked necklace is a reference to Arya’s Needle- this is Sansa’s Needle,  the designer has explained.

Teaching grizzled warrior Yohn Royce about the importance of castles as a first line of defence -  She’s the warrior of Winterfell! She knows more about how much rest the soldiers required than Daenerys Targaryen who commanded armies for like 7 seasons!

And when she was walking around saying that they need food so ask everyone to bring grain to Winterfell and the two blokes walking behind her just look at each other like she said the most cleverest thing ever and omg they should have made her queen instead of Jon! Meanwhile book Jon Snow is breaking his head over how to get food for like 5 chapters and has still not solved the issue in the last book.  

And a lot of book Sansa fans don’t have an issue with all this - they think the smartest character in the whole of Westeros will just be better written in the books - meanwhile book Jon is stupid, Arya is just a revenge obsessed killer and Dany is headed for a dark ending because she’s ignorant and impulsive. Their version of book Sansa is more diplomatic and intelligent than Jon and Dany - characters who are actually written going through grueling leadership arcs.

I was indifferent to book Sansa. She bored me. She was a spoiled, selfish brat in book one and a political pawn and prisoner in later books. I did sympathize with her situation and appreciated that at least now she was slowly starting to realize that appearances are only skin deep and trying to help whenever she could.  I used to skip her chapters on re-reads because Tyrion’s POV was more informative and kept me entertained about the KL plots. But there were all these ‘Pawn to Player’ threads and Sansa BNFs on Westeros.org discussing book Sansa  becoming so smart, that I would go back and read her chapters. And nothing.

And her fans overhyping the character and inserting her into other plots is what is making me dislike even her book version now. Jon’s story is wholly unconnected to her in the books, and yet the Jon Snow tag is full of Sansa. That incorrect-Stark or whatever blog is going to be my supervillain origin story.

One of the reasons for why I am desperate for the next book, is so that we can go back to discussing Jon Snow on the Jon Snow tag instead of it getting clogged by Sansa stans with pro-Sansa and anti-Dany stuff. The Jon Snow tag is not for ship wars and for Sansa stans to hate on Dany.  Please George write the damn book.  🙏. We are desperate here.  

I don’t want to talk or write about Sansa. It’s the last thing I want to do. But the show inserting Sansa into Jon’s plot because Benioff and Weiss was bored of book Sansa’s actual plot and wanted their favorite character to be more important and become a warrior and defense expert and Queen and all that means that Jon Snow fans are now stuck with the character’s toxic stans.

I can empathize with Arya fans now. For a long time they had to deal with Sansa stans because in the books, its Arya and Sansa who have a contentious relationship and Sansa stans were always taking away from Arya and blaming Arya and Sansa BNFs were writing negatively about Arya.

But the show has changed that and the only reason I even started writing about Sansa was because of season 6 when Jonsa stans invaded the Jon Snow tag like cockroaches that can never be got rid off.

So yeah, that’s my rant over. I just want The Winds of Winter. I want to read about what happens to Jon at the wall, the Night’s watch and the Wildlings, Theon and Jeyne Poole, Stannis and the battle of Ice, The Boltons, a bad-ass direwolves vs Ramsay’s hounds battle, Rickon and Davos, Northern houses plotting and conspiracy and playing the game, is Mance alive? what’s the deal with the Pink letter,  Melisandre and Ghost and Jon and Arya somehow reuniting. I want to stop freaking talking about Sansa - a character I really don’t give a damn about.

When TWoW comes out, hopefully Sansa fans go back to discussing lemon cakes and feasts and tourneys and the most realistic (though strangely flawless) and best character in asoiaf.  I, on the other hand, am just a simple fantasy fan here for the swords and magic, direwolves and dragons, ice zombies and 3ERs - and hopefully TWoW will be written one day and will be chock full of material to keep me happy!

Hope that answers your question? 😁

[nartml]

Wow, I really appreciate how thoughtful and articulate you are when expressing your thoughts! It's an admirable quality to have!

Remaining respectful even when protected by the veil of anonymity proves to be difficult for a lot of no-good dickbags on the internet, but the way you handle your arguments when in a disagreement is something of a marvel!

Especially moving is the part where you eloquently explain that you expect us to be grateful when you don't spit in our faces for liking both pussy and dick! I'm enthralled.

The grammar is flawless too, look at that punctuation!

You, ma'am, have me hooked.

Please, elaborate! Tell me more about how filthy you think we are, about how you think we should be devastated that we're not 'normal'!

Yes, I agree! We should be eternally thankful to you, and people like you, who are gracious enough to accept us despite being abnormal freaks of nature!

I'm honoured that you picked my blog, out of all the ones out there, and enlightened me through your below average manners, non-existent empathy, and piss-poor behaviour!

"I accept you"

Shut up. Nothing gives me the ick like this sentence does ngl

[blossom-hwa]

fashion major!kevin

ANYWAY THERE WAS LIKE ONE PERSON WHO CALLED FOR A FASHION MAJOR KEVIN SPINOFF OF THE COLLEGE MODEL JUYEON AU I JUST POSTED (linked below) anyway! hope you enjoy, please reblog if you did, and check out my other dumb overly long blurbs in the stream of idiocy tag on my blog <3

pairing: kevin x gender neutral!reader

wc: 2.5k

genre: fluff, university!au

triggers: cursing

college model!juyeon

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kevin moon is known on campus for two things: 1. his bright personality literally everyone loves him and if you don’t you’re jealous of him like sorry not sorry i don’t make the rules you know i’m right and 2. his.... unorthodox fashion sense. like eric thought his snake patterned shit was weird as hell?? but there are weirder things in kevin’s closet i swear to you. anyway this unorthodox style is what got him accepted into the fashion program at the university and even though there are a few assholes who stick their noses up at kevin’s work the vast majority of people are cool w his outfits even if they personally wouldn’t wear them and kevin is v well-liked in his major and on campus in general bc he knows everyone and is nice and polite and really a v cool person to be around when he’s not being a fucking idiot

and on campus there are fashion shows a few times every semester to show off the fashion majors’ work, and let’s just say that this university if p well know for its fashion major so some famous people sometimes come along to these events so EVERY TIME a fashion show rolls around the fashion majors get nervous as FUCK and there’s a lot of speculation on who will get noticed and whatever and everyone is secretive about what they’re working on and just. everyone goes fucking haywire and kevin is always v happy when the stress winds down after a show

(no one knows it but kevin has gotten offers from several companies to work with them after he graduates. he hasn’t told anyone except a few friends like juyeon/jacob and his family)

anyway you are also a fashion major who secretly really admires kevin’s stuff?? like you just think he’s so daring and creative and all of his work is absolutely amazing even if it’s a little weird and honestly you don’t even feel overshadowed by his talent and hard work you just feel in awe that you can be in his presence at all. you’re p sure kevin has no idea who you are bc even though you have a lot of the same classes you’re always too shy to sit or work near him bc even though he seems so nice and approachable he’s also just.... god he’s so good

BUT THEN. one of your professors announces that for the next fashion show they’ll be modeling projects that he’s assigning right now. which is weird asf bc usually you’ll all take your best clothing and like fix it or tweak it for the next show, like sometimes people will make something completely from scratch but that’s nerve-wracking and not many people do it unless they’re in a real pinch but it gets even WEIRDER bc this is not a regularly scheduled fashion event?? it’s like a smaller event apparently that they’ve organized just for this project AND THE WEIRDNESS TAKES THE CAKE when your professor says that YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE MODELS. YOU ALL ARE GOING TO PICK SOMEONE IN THE CLASS TO MAKE CLOTHES FOR AND THEY WILL MODEL YOUR OUTFIT

and this SENDS EVERYONE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT??? bc oh god you can’t rely on the models you’ve been using all semester now??? and you have to make flattering clothes for someone you might not even know v well and it’s just. holy fuck holy fuck holy FUCK

meanwhile you already know who you want to create for (/ahem kevin moon/) but you’re also chicken so like??? you’re just sitting in your seat looking over at him but not saying anything until your friend chanhee just pushes you out of your seat in kevin’s direction and is like GO ASK HIM BEFORE YOU LOSE THIS CHANCE and you’re like JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHANHEE but kevin’s noticed your movement and he’s looking over with a smile on his face and you’re like jfc i can’t do this but chanhee shoves you again and so you kinda smile (you really hope it looks like a smile) and your voice is LITERALLY shaking when you go over and ask if it would be ok to use him as a model for this assignment and he’s like.... oh my god yes

because what YOU don’t know is that kevin has been ogling your designs all year?? like he enjoys his own style and is comfortable in it but he loves your work as in LOVES IT. he thinks your designs are absolutely flawless and original and you combine styles so effortlessly that he just wants to look into your brain when you come up with ideas bc what the fuck?? you may have different styles but kevin knows how to admire art AND YOUR DESIGNS ARE ART. 

so you’re reeling a day later bc now you have kevin moon’s number and he has yours and he’s now texting you on when you think you’ll have the first preliminary designs ready and when you can meet up so you can get each other’s measurements and all that and when you eventually meet up your hands are shaking so much that you can barely take his measurements and kevin is screeching in his mind as well bc oh my god you’re going to model his clothes YOU’RE GOING TO MODEL HIS CLOTHES

most people are again being secretive about their designs and even though someone in their class is modeling for them this time so there’s a bit less secrecy they’re still working alone so you get a shock when kevin asks if you want to coordinate your outfits. like work on designs together and maybe make something that matches a little though ofc retaining your own styles and you just shriek when you get the text and poor childhood best friend younghoon spills his coffee (you have been friends since basically birth and there are no romantic feelings whatsoever ok it’s strictly platonic like you watched younghoon vomit after eating too much bread when you were like 10 and he watched you get tangled up in a soccer net when you were 13 there are no romantic feelings stemming from any of that)

needless to say you reply yes yes ye sYES and kevin is grinning so wide on the other end that juyeon wonders if he’s gone slightly insane (which he has but we’re not gonna dwell on that) and both of you show up to the work rooms nervous as all hell (i’m not a fashion major i have no fashion sense i still think t-shirts/leggings are the way to go so idk how any of this works do not sue me) but kevin has a natural ability to defuse any tension in the room so within minutes you’re comfortable and laughing with him and wondering why you were so scared to approach him before and THEN YOU’RE REMINDED WHY when he shows you his design for you because... oh god.... it’s unbelievable. like it has a distinctly kevin feel to it but he’s clearly been paying attention to what you wear and what you design because it’s something you would like to wear and something you even think you could look good in. holy shit

and you just blurt out like kevin what the fuck this is so good did you like stalk my designs or some shit?? and you mean it as a joke ofc but kevin just goes beet red and mumbles something about how he really likes your work and how it’s so sharply elegant but also insanely creative and you’re just. open-mouthed like. dude i’m in love with your work too oh my god i’m gonna cry my fashion idol just said he likes my designs i’m gonna screaM

kevin stops you from screaming though even though he also feels like he’s gonna scream and this is the start of a very productive partnership between the two of you like most of the fashion majors are friendly despite the competition but you and kevin are on a whole other level?? and you start hanging out more and more often even when you’ve finished designing and are actually sewing (you ask him if this part can be secret bc you want to add a few things as a surprise - he ofc says yes and winks and tells you he has things he wants to add too which just makes you want to scream out of excitement)

and it’s a week before fashion show day and you and kevin are finished with putting together the designs and you’re excited as all hell and kevin is literally about to burst from his own skin and you insist that he goes first and when he pulls the outfit from the bag you’re just. in absolute awe. the colors match the design you made, it looks like it’ll fit, and even though it screams kevin moon it also has a distinct vibe from your own fashion style and you just yell KEVIN MOON YOU GENIUS as you snatch it from him and go change

(you don’t know obviously but kevin is blushing like a tomato while waiting for you to finish changing)

it fits almost perfectly, kevin marks a few places to fix and is debating whether or not to compliment you bc??? that sounds like he’s complimenting his own work and that’s egocentric as hell but then you say something like does it look fine and he just blurts out more than fine. you look great

AND YOU’RE SO FLUSTERED THAT YOU ALL BUT THROW YOUR OWN BAG AT KEVIN and are like GO CHANGE 

so he takes out the clothes and goes silent and you’re like.... oh my god does he hate it i mean we worked on the designs together and he said he liked it then but what if he changed his mind but then he looks at you and his eyes are sparkling and he’s like y/n this is perfect. literally perfect and he rushes to go get changed and when he comes out your eyes are bugging out of your head bc holy hell you pictured kevin in these clothes obviously since they were made for him but he looks so much better than you ever imagined

and then you blurt out something like holy shit you look beautiful

and kevin blushes again

anyway you both take your measurements and run out and then the day of the fashion show rolls around and both of you are freaking out backstage but the instant you two go on it’s like you both are literal gods bc you feel so confident in each other’s clothing and the crowd can feel it THEY CAN FUCKING FEEL IT and they go nuts when you two walk out!!! and even though it isn’t like a huge major fashion show, it’s just for this one project that your professors cooked up, you and kevin are both beaming like the sun when it’s over despite the fact that it wasn’t an important event bc holy shit you two had fun and everyone’s complimenting your clothing and it’s great it’s just great

finally all the chaos is over and the clothes have been put away and the makeup removed and you and kevin are now standing outside the venue in a kind of stunned silence that all of it’s over. it’s all over. and then you suddenly thrust out the clothes you made that kevin wore and tell him to keep it. it’s a present. and kevin takes it but he also forces you to take the outfit he made for you. and then there’s silence again

but if there’s anything you’ve gained over the past few weeks it’s a bit of courage. courage that let you talk to kevin, courage that let you design clothes for him, courage that let you become friends (and maybe something more) with him. you’ve also learned that kevin is a massive dork and a lovely human being and you’d really love to at least stay in contact so in that the moment you smile and say ‘if i asked you on a date, would you wear that outfit?’

poor kevin looks like he’s about to have a fucking aneurysm and you start to lose confidence but then he’s nodding like there’s no tomorrow like yes ye sYE S OH MY GOD YE S and omg you now have a boyfriend whom you like very very much and kevin has a partner whom he likes very very much

you two may not be a pda couple but you ARE that couple that matches every outfit they wear, you make jewelry and accessories for each other and also make each other clothes every so often. everyone is jealous of your combined fashion sense bc even though the outfits might look outrageous, you two both manage to pull them off and look fabulous at it, but also they can’t even be that jealous bc you two are the sweetest couple and are absolutely lovely 

both of you do wear the outfits you made for that show on your first date which is to like a musical or smth bc theatre kid kevin is something you can pry out of my cold dead hands and everyone’s staring but you two are in your own little world and it’s amazing

kevin admits at one point that he was afraid to ask you out bc he thought younghoon was your boyfriend and you just snort and tell him everything stupid younghoon’s done and by the end younghoon is done with you, kevin is about to vomit he’s laughing so hard, and you are smirking like no tomorrow

for the end of year fashion show you and kevin fix up and accessorize the outfits you two made for the show that brought you two together and there is absolutely no surprise that several different fashion companies scout both of you (and a couple modeling agencies too since you and kevin decided to model your own clothing again - younghoon whines that you’ve replaced him but you shut him up with chocolate bread)

kevin’s a sucker for romance (you CANNOT tell me this isn't true) so your first kiss is on the roof of the fashion building at sunset when kevin does the cheesy thing where he says you look more beautiful the view and you almost slap him but you’re laughing so hard and kevin’s cackling and somehow it turns into a kiss

you are a dork and kevin is even more of a dork and it just works out beautifully bc you’re so absolutely in love that it makes people fake vomit from the sides (looking at chanhee right here) but it’s also really sweet in that you two trust each other completely and would do absolutely anything for the other except murder. kevin made that v clear but really only bc blood would stain his clothing and he doesn’t need that. you agree wholeheartedly (younghoon/juyeon are looking from the sides like what the fuck is this couple do they need help and you two are like just go away and let us be the weird couple we are ok). the conversation ends in a v soft v sweet kiss and just. ik i said it with juyeon but kevin moon is also best bf ever ok you cannot convince me otherwise. 

and that’s how it goes :)

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an: i'm sad because of hyunji drought and this is helping me cope :( but fr if tvn decides to make hotel blue moon then yeaji needs to be in it!!

also very annoying, i can't reply to comments bc this is a side blog (bruh wtf tumblr, i'm so sad should i make a new one?) reblog if you feel like it and my asks are open if you wanna chat 🖤✨

CHAPTER TWO

Weekdays at Seoul's National art gallery were usually the same. Buzzing curators dealing with hot-tempered clients. One thing or another was typically going not right and art directors cried about their wrong coffee order.

Although today was not the usual as to the crowds of bubbly news reporters and dazzled art critiques swarming up the wide place. As to Munyeong on the other hand, she was not pleased to the slightest.

"Just smile at the cameras, don't forget about the paycheck you're getting today." Sangin repeated himself for the fifth time. "Don't cause a scene, just think about the money."

Ah right. The paycheck.

As to The Nightmare Garden was bid off for over ten-million dollars, all of today's fanciness was dedicated to her, nation's celebrated female illustrator. However in all honesty, Munyeong barely liked her so-called masterpiece, but considering the amount of cash it will make her, she could be appreciative for the sake of it.

Behind her oversized sunglasses, Munyeong glared at her pesky manager– if looks could kill, he'd already be eleven feet under his grave. Sangin shut his mouth.

"Let's just get this over with," she simply responded, hooking off her eyewear then strutted into the hall with her long legs. Eyes whipped at her and cameras started to flash intensely, almost blinding her and Munyeong wondered how much those little pests could afford her if they got her blind.

And so the event played on. More pictures were taken– as if they hadn't blind her enough cheerful compliments flowed along with the spring breeze. The insincere joker smile she mastered whilst she met her million-dollar client– according to Sangin a hotel owner, though the woman did not have the looks for it– and the glass of filthy wine she almost had a chance to taste if Sangin's sixth sense was not so creepily fast.

Another dreadful two hours later as the dusk had set, hitting the edges with its golden flare, everyone had left. They got their articles and Munyeong will certainly be getting her pools of cash.

To her displease Sangin had informed her to wait as he had to take care of some paperworks she doubted he went to bribe the press into censoring her quoted inappropriate words. 

Nevertheless it was not her bother. She gave his plead a second before storming off to the complimentary section of the building.

Luck on her side, for nobody was there and she was able to grab one of the wine bottles with her– as for a fact it definitely was not stealing.

"Don't be shy, I know you want it."

Munyeong stopped within her steps as soon as an obnoxiously familiar voice echoed from the gallery she previously was in. Curiosity taking the lead, she peaked through the corner and had to muffle her own snort. Stood there, nation's art historian with the sharpest tongue– Choi Seojin.

She finds it hard to believe that his articles are highly known around, or even relevant, when his mouth is full of complete shit. However not disregarding the nastiest tea yet– a frightened girl seized under him. Her hands were locked, frightened eyes grew larger as the man spewed out nasty things.

Instantly, she took out her phone to film the disgraceful scene. Munyeong grinned to herself, reminiscing the rage she felt last time when he mentioned about her mother, and how her irritating manager had interrupted her before she could've sent him down the stairs to Satan.

The man reared into the poor girl's cheek when she attempted to fight him off, and Munyeong's smile dropped.

That piece of shit.

Munyeong entered the room, arms crossed, head high. Her wedge heels clicked against the hardwood as she let out an unamused wow.

Mad dog– what she personally thinks he should be called– 's head whipped at her with wide eyes. Like a child getting caught of lying.

"Oh my. Your hobbies are quite interesting Mr. Choi. Talking shit and sexual harassment?" Munyeong spat. "The girl looks like she'd rather kill herself, why are you even trying?"

As if he thought he could get away with what he just did, mad dog released his foul grip on the girl. Munyeong clicked her tongue and tauntingly held out her phone.

"Oh no, don't bother pretending. Judging by the looks, that won't even favor you at this point." She spared a glance at the quivering girl. "Why are you waiting? Go."

Shakingly and with thankful eyes she nodded and left, her footsteps filling void of silence before it coated the air again.

Mad dog snickered, as if there was something to laugh about. "Don't mess with me Ms. Ko. You know me, I won't die alone."

"Certainly I'll drag you and Mr. Lee down with me. Why do you think they call me the suicide bomb?"

Munyeong walked towards him and spreaded a smile, though even dogs could tell you shouldn't push her further. "You mean the bastard you can't fall down without dragging everyone else with him? Why?"

"I can destroy your career with the tip of my pen, I'm sure you know." He gave her a look, panning out his hand. "Now if you hand me your phone, I think we can compromise something."

Munyeong unraveled her arms, eyes hardening at his next sentence. "You think so?"

"Nation's beloved artist turned out to have antisocial personality disorder. What do you think will happen when people find out?" Mad dog sneered. "Her mother who mysteriously commited suicide–"

"Shut up." She warned. His words lit up the flame from their last encounter, adding fuel to her burning fire. Her head pounded, hard. For a moment she had hoped that if he proceeded as she said, then things would not have to get ugly.

"And her father? Spending his last days in the psychiatric hospital."

But men never listen, do they?

Munyeong tightened the hand around her bottle and striked it at him with full force. The bottom part crashed the wall behind him– just above the hung painting- glass shattered as rich burgundy stained its way down, smearing all over. Its taste fused with the air and Munyeong glowered at the creature who dodged her flawless aim.

"You crazy bitch!" He yelled, scrambled on the floor. But Mad dog was quick to lunge at her, they both hit the ground, stumbling as her open purse had been knocked away– and Munyeong's eyes landed on something very specific.

She was quicker, getting on her feet and spared the bastard a strong kick in the groin, leaving him groaning as she reached for her pen.

Her favorite calligraphy pen– its lining was stunning, coated in shiny teal with hints of gold, but most importantly, the dangerously sharp tip. The way it writes like reaping out blood from your hand– hence why it is a favorite.

She hawled back over and he screamed at her, though she didn't hear him. Her head was light as she felt blood rushed through her veins. Munyeong raised her arm and struck it back down.

Die.

Both of them froze. No, not her and mad dog, but him.

Deafening silence had lied between the walls and there they stood, eyes pierced into another's souls. Hers burned like fire, but his were dignified like the deep ocean.

Droplets of blood trickled down his forearm and splattered the floor, staining the rolled up sleeves of his crisp white shirt. What a waste.

"Let go. You can't kill him." The man– still with a bloody pen graved in his palm said.

Munyeong couldn't help but scoff, especially after that fucking bastard had just strangled her. "Don't be dramatic. I was just going to give him a few scratches."

Well maybe that's not entirely true.

Rough scrambling erupted underneath them, but when Munyeong turned to look, the mad dog had just ran off, like a lost puppy. Angrily she bit her lip, close to drawing blood until she felt the man draw his own hand back.

She watched as he did. The way he carefully slid her pen into his jacket and brought out a black silk handkerchief. Very rarely, she'd be astonished by something, and now it's him. Though she found it quite difficult to understand him– since when do you interrupt another's stabbing session by screwing up your own hand instead, and also the audacity to tell her she could not stab somebody?

So lost in her thoughts it took her a few seconds to realize her pulse was not pounding anymore.

"Did anyone not tell you that it is basic etiquette to not pry into someone else's business?" Munyeong said– seized the napkin from him, and began to tie a knot. She shot him a glance.

No reply. The man simply stared at her.

"Hmm?" She raised a brow, amused at his slight flinch when she tugged a little harder.

"Don't stress it too much, my manager will take care of our little incident." Munyeong chuckled as he proceeded to ignore her. "Do you know what? There are a lot of people in this world who deserve to die. And some very thoughtful freaks secretly take care of that, so clueless humans can sleep peacefully at night, completely unaware. Which one do you think I am?"

She dropped his hand, anticipating for his answer. Flares of light shined through the blinds, sharpening at his strong features and she noted his small– yet devilish smile.

"A clueless freak."

He finally responded, leaning towards her. His eyes traced her face, gazing down at her lips for a second too long, before their eyes were locked once again. "And of course you will have to pay, but at what price?"

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