#young sniper tf2

[astrothedreamdemon]

So uh... 12am art I did last night of sniper as a teen

[alienated-car]

First post here and it's a shit post lol

Have a lovely day👍

[sanjiscurlybrows]

SNIPEERRR

[tf-bloo]

me too, spy

[paninicupcakke]

(Suggestive)

I finally downloaded the sims on my new computer! Here’s some random crunchy tf2 sims pause screens

Me too Sniper me too…

He’s so real

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Don’t ask me why Medic has a speedo & a tramp stamp it’s apart of his lore I swear-

Sniper & Heavy straight up vibing

-I was playing around with the new relationship options and I set Scout, Demo & Medic to all be “partners”. So those 3 all kinda just flirt and kiss each other :3 Demo going up to anyone and randomly kissing them on the cheek is sooo canon to me 🤭

-I made Sniper & Spy exclusive partners and Heavy & Medic are married (I made it so both of them don’t really get jealous tho I <3 polycule fortress 🗣️🗣️🗣️)

-Spy’s the only one with a job lol I made him a secret agent

-Scout, Medic, Sniper, Demo and Heavy are all unemployed (Sniper & Demo garden and sell food tho so I don’t consider them unemployed)

[jevilowo]

SO one of Sniper's character descriptions (either the one on the website or the wiki) claims that he spent his time before the gravel wars as "a tracker of dangerous game". On top of that, we know that comic 4 confirms he's about thirty in 1973, and so would have been hired at about 19/20 in 1962.

This almost seems to imply Sniper’s first actual assassination job was the gravel wars, and before that he only hunted animals. Thinking about it, that actually kind of explains stuff about his character!

In Meet the Sniper, Sniper is DETERMINEDLY professional, and won't shut up about how actually it's a Great Job and he has Ethics and a Moral Code and STANDARDS! Meanwhile in the game he's a lunatic who yells slurs at the enemy team and pisses in jars.

If we look at this erratic behaviour, one's first thought is "man they really went and retconned him for his trailer lol". If we look at it again, with the assumption that he only just started killing people like a month ago (the meet the team vids are Very Early on the timeline), it's giving

"gamer boy who has to say erm achtually gaming doesnt cause violence it improves motor skills and creativity every three seconds and then in the next breath wishes death upon whoever suggested gaming could possibly have negative effects on people"

Imagine. You are young and just got this pretty cool albeit questionable job sniping and this fuckass director and your dad have the gall to SUGGEST sniping is not in fact a good job mate?? LAY ON THE FUCKING CHARM! Tell them all the wonderful things about killing people for money, and erm achtually everything they say (youre not a crazed gunman and you dont have feelings!! Jeez).

And once they've buggered off go back to your regularly scheduled piss throwing. Who cares. It gets the job done. Get rekt.

CONCLUSION, he's sillay. And he's way more jaded in the lore comics because he's older and wiser and his parents are dead :( And he now has the maturity to genuinely stick to his moral code (as seen when he kills the classic sniper immediately and only berates him afterwards for not being professional - polite, efficient, plan to kill yadda yadda).

[singularsoldier]

There’s so much potential in tf2 content if yall let go of the “parental role” dynamic and let the mercs be a weird friend group spanning at least three different generations. Scout saying he doesn’t wanna turn 30 (bc erm OLD??? /j /j thats a joke) and Medic throttles him

Pyro mentioning how they never filed taxes for the business they owned (in the comics) and Soldier explodes them with a rocket. Spy always talking about how the war “devastated her” while Sniper takes the fattest rip of his bong on the other end of the couch. Idk man there’s so much yall are missing out on its crazy

[a-noir]

misc :p (comments appreciated!!)

[flowerboy11300]

God I love girlfailure fem sniper. I love her. Need her.

Move over everyone else. I’d fight to the death for her

[markophoenix]

drew my friends and my brothers favorites, look at the young sillies (i swear to god sniper you are not fucking 28)

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

What's like the general fanon consensus on how old Demo is. Bc I read him as, like, thirtysomething but people always seem include him in "old men" memes

[get-more-bald]

being a tf2 fan has you searching shit like "us draft 1968" "us military drafts" "wars united states participation" "vietnam war drafts"

[hawkystormo]

some recent brainrot

[sunnixsunshine]

Why can’t I draw the biblical gay old men but I can draw the murderous old men 😭

[marionmorse]

i think it's the whole, 'odd one out,' kind of idea. Pyro is obviously different from the rest of the team -- feared, faceless, voiceless, maybe seen as weird, or at least certainly as an outlier by the rest of the nine. scout is another type of different. He's the youngest, the swankiest, a real charmer, or he tries to be. A true rascal. does that really describe... anyone else on the team? The rest are just hot old men, or killers, razed by war and steely in their outlooks. bitter, maybe; nihilistic, some, in comparison to jeremy.

Py and Scout being the best of buds is just so cute to me. despite the horrific experiences of war, their countless twisted deaths, their heaps of kills, everything, they find time to be friends. unironically i see those pals doing coloring books. scout talking about his girl troubles to someone who can't judge him, someone who seems to care. the firebug mumbling about things, where scout can discern a bit of meaning from their tone. baking. drawing. playing tag. catching butterflies. none of it's 'girly' to him though, just bros being pals. So darn cute.

[deluzionalfantisea]

SNIBER TEM FORSTESS TWO!!

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