#youll never guess which i am

[smol-stardust]

Misc sailing team au dynamic brainworms

420 sailing partners with skipper who thinks they’re in charge because they have the tiller and always yells for port right of way and crew who’s done with their skipper bossing them and having to do everything.

Skipper yelling at crew for not rolling enough on the tack and crew swings the boom on purpose into skippers head on the next gybe

crew is on the trapeze wire and skipper does a mean tack, doesn’t give them warning to unhook and jokes about how sailors can die from not unhooking from the wire in time, capsizing and being wrangled to death under water by the trap

Screaming at the autobailers making the boat a pool… and why is it up to our knees?!? (Universal experience, a cut up milk container is your bestie now, I don’t make the rules)

Duct-taping the autobailers shut out of spite (as you should)

Skipper yelling about blisters from main sheet and crew yells back telling them to shut up and hike to flatten the boat before the capsize and just wear the damn gloves

Skipper who yells at crew about how they’re hips aren’t hanging off the boat so they’re hiking incorrectly (let’s be real, they just wants to stare at their crew) and whines about not wanting to capsize so flatten the damn boat.

Crew deadpans by telling them they can’t even trapeze and boat balance so handle your stupid steering stick properly.

Crew: WHY ARE YOU STEERING INTO IRONS ?! Did they not teach you sailing directly into the wind is a no?!

Crew whose role definition involved planing strategy for the regatta and stubborn skipper who won’t listen because I’m steering, I choose

Skipper saying they’re gonna tack, forgot directions, goes for a gybe instead, gets crew whacked in head by boom amidst confusion

THE duo that gets a black flag on the start line and has to forfeit the race

Skipper: WHAT IF WE DO A PORT TACK BARGE START ?!

Crew: … WHY? And cross tack the entire fleet?! (Of like 50 boats?)

Skipper: *excited eye glimmer*

Crew:…. *inhibitor side slipping and begins enabling*

Comes in last place, but hey, what’s a regatta without someone trying that?

Crew staring into the skippers soul on the start line like do not fuck up. And skipper begs them to just not sit in the crew box and face backwards because it’s scary. Crew retorts that this is proper crew posting so skipper should just shut the fuck up (skipper is kinda impressed their crew can backwards navigate left from right and not vomit, does not admit)

Dumps dirty bailer water on each other

Skying halliards and climbing the mast

Etc etc

[anonymouscheeses]

Goth Vaggie because how could you let her be so tasteless in the gothness bro. Please... atleast one hint at goth vaggie 😔

My other non related Vaggie redesign sort of expression sheet + goth vaggie x Charlie under cut vvvv

Didn't turn out as well as I wanted it to. I think I rushed out the sketch and tried to fix it in line art as best as I could. Soo... I love Vaggie guys. Like a normal amount yknow? So normal. (It's crazy. I kin Charlie ofc but Vaggie is literally so mmmff)

Still trying to find a consistent head shape for Vaggie sooo I'll jst practice I guess

Very VERY messy and quick doodle I shit out. Might finish one day, these new nails make digital art hard (i draw on phone and am too pussy for computer and I'm too poor for traditional art lmao so expect shit art for a bit maybe unless i thug it out fr)

PLEASE CHAGGIE JST ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCEE ONE CHA-

I love these goobers so much 💜💜

Charlie tryinna not look at booba, respect women even tho they is in bed wit you 🗣🔥

[trainingdummyrabbit]

some sorta fuckeg swarm..

[hinamie]

recent itfs draws caption

[every-sanji]

[ragnars-tooth]

One of my big compulsions is taking a fuck ton of screenshots Just In Case a piece of information is important in like 4 years and I can't remember it (sometimes the information is an instagram post that I might not remember later and of course needs to be recorded everywhere (I will Not be looking at that again)) so today is my transfer 16000 images off my phone admin day (woo)

Like yeah I never looked at any of them and they were completely irrelevant to my daily life, But what if I need them ✨️ later ✨️ (you'll see that the idea of Later is doing a lot of heavy lifting here) OR what if there's a vital piece of information in the mix somewhere that I'll lose forever if I delete them? So: onto the external hard drive they go

This is one of those cases where. Yeah. Ideally I wouldn't take 16000 screenshots in half a year. And YEAH ideally I'd just delete them and not transfer them somewhere else to never look at again. BUT at least I get a clean slate and I can maybe not mindlessly save everything for 2 seconds. It's like. Small wins? Progress. Yknow.

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

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[hecksupremechips]

My ass was trying so hard not to jump up and down with glee playing yttd with my sister and getting to the shin reveal I was like MY GUY MY FUNNY LAD MY SILLY RABBIT

[the-trans-dragon]

Wow there sure are a lot of posts about [specific trigger I have] lately. I've unfollowed some people over it. Some have posted opinions I disagree with very strongly; some have posted opinions I do agree with. Either way it bothers me too much to see it. I don't want [specific trigger] mixed in with my Cat Photos And Memes App.

So if I've randomly unfollowed you recently, that is probably why.

[knightzp]

okay end of the spam. for now

[carcarrot]

ouchie

[leowifefang]

EXOS HAS SHUT DOWN

[trainingdummyrabbit]

10! artist's choice for OC(s) c:

:D wave waves hiiii!! ill answer for my girl rose bc iammmm thinking abt her <33 yippy !!!

10. What's an AU that would be interesting to explore with your OC?

considering shes a lobcorp oc, i do really toss around th idea of an au in which she just. Didnt Join LCorp. which doesnt really Sound like too much but also with th way shes making decisions that kinda leaves a LOT of room for her to become Significantly Worse, Significantly Faster. much akin to a working dog, her levels of Shenanigans are only kept in check in canon due to the aforementioned Having A Job To Do; left to do whatever? THATS when The Problems start.

another one ive kinda batted around is a postcanon 'ok what if she had to deal with The Consequences' bc despite it all. shockingly. that is Not something shes accounted for whatsoever. like ok smartass thought you could worm your way out of this one?? WRONG, Immensely Difficult But Very Necessary Conversations be upon ye

[vogelmeister]

(when i say general i mean standard 2 and 2 unit is advanced)

[r-p-k-m]

wife that sleeps in just boxers 🤝 wife that sleeps just in panties

[dirtbagcore]

ironic that this is my most popular wip cause i might be a sec before im able to finish it, seeing as i literally got top surgery Today lololshshsgksjsj

me when i am saiki k fr. its me guys, the girlies in the drawing are smiling at me

NOW its obvious who these sweeties are supposed to be :3c i had a hankering to draw cute anime girls, sue me