#youcanapplaudnow

[lillumtheidealeuconoe]

Hello amish people, i love you. Nevermind i lied i hate you for real (not in a racist way). There is much love and whimsy in my heart, but not my head (it was cracked like an egg by akechi(he also hates the amish organization)). I hate gay people and women (i am both, please dont ban me,(one women)). I am just a bug in the big wide world who loves shuake and mermaids for no nefarious reasons. Dont look in my camera roll. I love cake and strawberries and yaoi and yuri and people kissing. There should be more love in the world. Defition of Yaoeri: boys snd girls kissing. I invented it (straight people) please hold your applause i know this exciting. I have never kissed, i am saving myself for Akira and akechi for real (Chuuya is on the waitlist). Also the dragon in rune factory 4 us my true wife and we live in the house that i bought (it is a shack) for 198,000,000,000 smackaroonis. It is okay though, i am an entraoenuer of golden veggie juice. Dont ask where i dource it from. Women love me, fish fear me. I met God at the rip age of 3 years old. I should have chosen the void (kendra disagrees). I also turned down the lesbian vampires, i continuously fumble. Pasta and soup are very good.

(images sourced from twitter)