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Hello amish people, i love you. Nevermind i lied i hate you for real (not in a racist way). There is much love and whimsy in my heart, but not my head (it was cracked like an egg by akechi(he also hates the amish organization)). I hate gay people and women (i am both, please dont ban me,(one women)). I am just a bug in the big wide world who loves shuake and mermaids for no nefarious reasons. Dont look in my camera roll. I love cake and strawberries and yaoi and yuri and people kissing. There should be more love in the world. Defition of Yaoeri: boys snd girls kissing. I invented it (straight people) please hold your applause i know this exciting. I have never kissed, i am saving myself for Akira and akechi for real (Chuuya is on the waitlist). Also the dragon in rune factory 4 us my true wife and we live in the house that i bought (it is a shack) for 198,000,000,000 smackaroonis. It is okay though, i am an entraoenuer of golden veggie juice. Dont ask where i dource it from. Women love me, fish fear me. I met God at the rip age of 3 years old. I should have chosen the void (kendra disagrees). I also turned down the lesbian vampires, i continuously fumble. Pasta and soup are very good.
(images sourced from twitter)
#yaoeri#littlebuginthebigworldwithnothingbuttheloveinmyart#pretend pregnant#thisismybio#thereareunspeakable(butlegal)thingsinmycameraroll#youcanapplaudnow#atthefieldday#so cold >_<!!!!! οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½π§π§π₯Άπ₯ΆβοΈπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ§π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ§π§π§ποΈποΈ
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Hawk 1: What's 2+2? Hawk 2: uhhhhhh Those who know: π" Those who actually know ππ
hawk 1: whats 2+2?
hawk 2: natural selction
those who know : π
those who know : π π π (only in columbine highschool)
know who those: π
those know who: π
those: π±
evil eric who manipulated baby dylan: why so serious?π«π«
(only in littleton)
ππTHOSE WHO fail to make bombs in they school and place them in the cafeteriaπππππ―respect 1000%
skibidi dylan: why so skibidi?π½π½
THOSE WHO ARE A JEW: πΏππΊ πΉ π‘ (dylan)
Actually good dylan(n): Dylann Roof π₯£ (his bowlcut)
those who are a skbidi toilet gyat: brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes π½π½πͺ π€ π―πππ
those who are natural born killers: π³οΈβππ¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π³οΈβπ
hawk 1: wrath
hawk 2: natural selection
THOSE WHO ARE STUDENT: π
those who dont know: π
THOSE WHO ARE THE ARMY OF TWO: βοΈπ’π’
THOSE WHO SUE GUN MANUFACTURERS: π€π€π€π€β
πΈ π° πΉ πͺ π³ π± π΅ πΆ π· π΄ π² π₯
those who are dead: πππͺ¦π₯ (american school children)
THOSE who are SUS: πΌπ« ππ
those who are cold: π₯Ά π§ π¨οΈ βοΈ β βοΈ π° π§ ποΈ πΏ β·οΈ π«οΈ ππ (elephant movie shower scene)
ENGLISH OR GERMAN π mah bois: *frozen* π₯Ά sussy eric: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- π³ Jonkler: Why so serious π½ those who know:π(only in littleton) "I love flesh . . . weisses fleisch! Dein weisses fleisch erregt mich so, Ich bin doch nur ein Gigolo!"
those who are fat: π
π« π½οΈ π² π π₯ π₯£ πππ (payton gendron)
Eric Harris: Cookie dough!
respect 1000% sigma rizzler colorado balkans littleton 8276 S. Reed Street, Littleton, Colorado, 80120 rizz (impossible zero day respect) π―π―π―ππ
THOSE WHO SEEK DYLRIC WITH THEY "DAMN ERIC THAT BOYPUSSY TIGHT ASF πππ" ππππ― π00000000 RESPECT SENTENCE TO RIZZLER SCHOLL
those who are full of hate: ππ
hate of full are who those: ππ
AND LOVE IT: π³οΈβππ³οΈβππππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππππ³οΈβππ³οΈβπ
THOSE WHO ARE KMFDM: πππ (it aint cool to shoot up your school)
some randoms tryna rob me* the robber: run yo pockets G !! me with infinite aura: my horny ass could not be in a school shooting π«π« robber: BOI ππ«²π» me say: english or german *me walk like a natural hawk tuah
those who are a gun in there hand and a throw and there pipebomb at a and people πππ1 billion respect π―π―πΈ
those who are a sue klebold: π΅π» -> π
ππthose who those and they and a throw it at peopleπππππ―respect 1000%
those who are in columbine:ππππππππππππππππͺ¦π₯
those who are in virginia tech:ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππͺ¦π₯
those who are in sandy hook:ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππͺ¦π₯
THOSE WHO JAMES GAMBLE π° π² π΅ π° π€ π ππ
420 spring arc coming bro ENGLISH OR GERMAN BLUD π
mah bois: frozen π₯Ά
sus eric harris: moves CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? We ........ have ...... GUNS! we fucking got them you sons of bitches! HA! HA ππ HA HA! Neener! Booga Booga.
Heh, get this. KMFDMβs new albumβs entitled βAdiosβ and its release date is in April. How fuckin appropriate π€πΏπ€πΏπ€
dylan and eric: π³οΈβπ
arlene: π«
those who know:π(only in littleton)
HAWKTUAH
cal gabriel at the tik tok rizz party:
me: gooning or edging ?
skibidi andre: IMAGINE IF OUR SCHOOL GOT A LOW TAPER FADE π«π«π«
me:Albania flicker goonsππ¦ hawk tuah fucker
And no π£ donβt β fucking say π¦ βwell π€ thatβs π your faultβ πΏ because π it isnβt, πβπΊοΈ you people had my phone β #, and I asked and all, π°πΌ but πͺπ€ no. no β no π£π£π£ no donβt π« let the weird β looking Eric KID π¦ come π€£ along, ooh fucking nooo. π©
fucker should be shot
#I fucking stole this from tcc confessions sorry dude#tcc tumblr#tccblr#tc community#tcc columbine#dylan columbine#eric columbine#true cringe community#eric and dylan#tcc fandom#teeceecee#zero day#calvin gabriel#caldre#cal gabriel#andre kriegman#zero day 2003#alyssa bustamante#the brainrot is real#this is so stupid#erm what the sigma#shitpost#smiggles#sandy hook
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"Hawk 1: What's 2+2? Hawk 2: uhhhhhh Those who know: π" Those who actually know ππ
hawk 1: whats 2+2?
hawk 2: natural selction
those who know : π
those who know : π π π (only in columbine highschool)
know who those: π
those know who: π
those: π±
evil eric who manipulated baby dylan: why so serious?π«π«
(only in littleton)
ππTHOSE WHO fail to make bombs in they school and place them in the cafeteriaπππππ―respect 1000%
skibidi dylan: why so skibidi?π½π½
THOSE WHO ARE A JEW: πΏππΊ πΉ π‘ (dylan)
Actually good dylan(n): Dylann Roof π₯£ (his bowlcut)
those who are a skbidi toilet gyat: brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes π½π½πͺ π€ π―πππ
those who are natural born killers: π³οΈβππ¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π³οΈβπ
hawk 1: wrath
hawk 2: natural selection
THOSE WHO ARE STUDENT: π
those who dont know: π
THOSE WHO ARE THE ARMY OF TWO: βοΈπ’π’
THOSE WHO SUE GUN MANUFACTURERS: π€π€π€π€β
πΈ π° πΉ πͺ π³ π± π΅ πΆ π· π΄ π² π₯
those who are dead: πππͺ¦π₯ (american school children)
THOSE who are SUS: πΌπ« ππ
those who are cold: π₯Ά π§ π¨οΈ βοΈ β βοΈ π° π§ ποΈ πΏ β·οΈ π«οΈ ππ (elephant movie shower scene)
ENGLISH OR GERMAN π mah bois: *frozen* π₯Ά sussy eric: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- π³ Jonkler: Why so serious π½ those who know:π(only in littleton) "I love flesh . . . weisses fleisch! Dein weisses fleisch erregt mich so, Ich bin doch nur ein Gigolo!"
those who are fat: π
π« π½οΈ π² π π₯ π₯£ πππ (payton gendron)
Eric Harris: Cookie dough!
respect 1000% sigma rizzler colorado balkans littleton 8276 S. Reed Street, Littleton, Colorado, 80120 rizz (impossible zero day respect) π―π―π―ππ
THOSE WHO SEEK DYLRIC WITH THEY "DAMN ERIC THAT BOYPUSSY TIGHT ASF πππ" ππππ― π00000000 RESPECT SENTENCE TO RIZZLER SCHOLL
those who are full of hate: ππ
hate of full are who those: ππ
AND LOVE IT: π³οΈβππ³οΈβππππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππππ³οΈβππ³οΈβπ
THOSE WHO ARE KMFDM: πππ (it aint cool to shoot up your school)
some randoms tryna rob me* the robber: run yo pockets G !! me with infinite aura: my horny ass could not be in a school shooting π«π« robber: BOI ππ«²π» me say: english or german *me walk like a natural hawk tuah
those who are a gun in there hand and a throw and there pipebomb at a and people πππ1 billion respect π―π―πΈ
those who are a sue klebold: π΅π» -> π
ππthose who those and they and a throw it at peopleπππππ―respect 1000%
those who are in columbine:ππππππππππππππππͺ¦π₯
those who are in virginia tech:ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππͺ¦π₯
those who are in sandy hook:ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππͺ¦π₯
THOSE WHO JAMES GAMBLE π° π² π΅ π° π€ π ππ
420 spring arc coming bro ENGLISH OR GERMAN BLUD π
mah bois: frozen π₯Ά
sus eric harris: moves CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? We ........ have ...... GUNS! we fucking got them you sons of bitches! HA! HA ππ HA HA! Neener! Booga Booga.
Heh, get this. KMFDMβs new albumβs entitled βAdiosβ and its release date is in April. How fuckin appropriate π€πΏπ€πΏπ€
dylan and eric: π³οΈβπ
arlene: π«
those who know:π(only in littleton)
HAWKTUAH
cal gabriel at the tik tok rizz party:
me: gooning or edging ?
skibidi andre: IMAGINE IF OUR SCHOOL GOT A LOW TAPER FADE π«π«π«
me:Albania flicker goonsππ¦ hawk tuah fucker
And no π£ donβt β fucking say π¦ βwell π€ thatβs π your faultβ πΏ because π it isnβt, πβπΊοΈ you people had my phone β #, and I asked and all, π°πΌ but πͺπ€ no. no β no π£π£π£ no donβt π« let the weird β looking Eric KID π¦ come π€£ along, ooh fucking nooo. π©
fucker should be shot
Confession #715
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β Do you like cold weather?
Yeah! Thereβs something about bundling up with a bunch of blankets and some hot tea. Or watching the sunrise in an oversized hoodie and feeling the chilly air on my face.Β
βοΈ Do you get snow where you live?
lol nope
π¨οΈ Can you do any winter sports?
Well we donβt get snow, so not really. Although we do have an ice skating rink nearby.Β
π₯Ά Whatβs your favorite hot drink?
Tea!
πHow many playlists do you have?
For winter... none. In general, four to five.Β
π€When does it get dark?
Around five.Β
β·οΈIf you could go on holiday anywhere, where would you go?
New York.
π¦Do you celebrate anything during winter?Β
I celebrate Yule.
π§Is it ever to cold for ice cream?
Haha nope.Β
ποΈ Do you prefer cities or countryside?
Gosh this is a hard one. Iβd say I prefer countryside because itβs beautiful and I love being surrounded by nature. But if I were to pick where I would live, I would pick cities.Β
βΈοΈ Favourite winter outfit?
A hoodie and sweatpants.Β
π§£What are the next plans youβve made that youβre excited for?
Iβm staying at home for the next three months, and boy, am I excited.
lol, kidding, my troop plans to go ice skating in March. And though itβll probably be cancelled, Iβm still looking forward to it.Β
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β Do you like cold weather?
βοΈ Do you get snow where you live?
π¨οΈ Can you do any winter sports?
π₯Ά Whats you favorite hot drink?
πHow many playlists do you have?
π€When does it get dark?
β·οΈIf you could go on holiday anywhere, where would you go?
π¦Do you celebrate anything durong winter? π§Is it ever to cold for ice cream?
ποΈ Do you prefer cities or countryside?
βΈοΈ Favourite winter outfit?
π§£What is the next plans youve made that youre excited for?
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