#you've really tatered my tots now

[ally-writes-many-things]

I fucking Need You (Ruhn Danaan)

Summary: You and Ruhn break up for good after he said things that hurt you to the fire and he begs you to come back.

Words: 2.7k

Requested: Yes

Warnings or A/N: I forgot to add in. He was acting like a dick because his dad was putting pressure on him and he took it out on the wrong person.

"I understand that you're the crown prince, but could you please lend a hand around the house? It shouldn't just be me, Dec, and Flynn doing all the cleaning," you said, tossing one of his shirts on him. "I'm not your maid, I'm your girlfriend,"

Ruhn casually placed the shirt on the chair and replied, "I'll do it later,"

"That's what you always say, but you never do," you retorted.

Turning away from you, Ruhn headed towards the shower. "I said I'll do it later," he repeated.

"Ruhn," you called after him.

He simply waved you off before disappearing behind the bathroom door.

You couldn't help but mutter to yourself, "You've got to be kidding me."

Grabbing your books and bag, you made your way downstairs, where Dec and Flynn were engrossed in a TV show. "Have a good day at class, Tater Tot," Flynn teased.

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Upon arriving home from work and classes, the house was booming with music. As you entered, you were greeted with the sight of people making out on the couch, and others practically fucking in the corner. Although you didn't mind the boys having parties in their own house and that they could do whatever they pleased, you simply didn't have the energy to join the party all night long, especially after a stressful day at work.

Rolling your eyes, you made your way up the stairs towards the room you shared with Ruhn, but your arm was grasped by his hand. Turning to face Ruhn, you could tell from his glazed eyes and broad smile that he was clearly high. "Where are you going, baby?"

"Upstairs, because I don't want to party tonight,” You calmly replied.

"Yeah, because you're such a fucking bitch," he retorted.

His words struck a chord within you. “I'm a stuck up bitch because I don't want to party one fucking time? I had a long fucking day of work and class,” You questioned, anger filling your veins.

"You're a bitch because all you do is nag and complain," he alleged.

Slightly exasperated, I responded, "I don't want to do this with you at the moment. We can fight in the morning like always,"

"No, let's do it right here," Ruhn insisted, his arms crossed defiantly.

“Really? Here and now? In front of everyone?" I sighed.

"Yes, so that this time everyone will know what happened. You bitch at this morning because I had left a single dirty shirt on the floor," he countered.

"If it were only that one minor thing, I would not have. It's frustrating because you hardly contribute to the household chores, unlike Flynn, Dec, and myself," I argued.

"In that case, maybe you should go to fuck Flynn," he snapped retortedly.

"What?"

"I am the Crown Prince of the Valbaran Fae, and I don't need some half-breed bitch telling me what to do in my own house," he callously declared.

That statement shattered what was left of your heart into tiny fragments. "I am done from the same fights, Ruhn. I am done, completely and utterly done. This time, we are over for good. Go fuck that faun who has been lusting after you for the past few months," You screamed in his face.

Maybe I will," he shot back.

"You are free fuck who you please," You yelled back, walking upstairs to gather your belongings.

You didn't have many possessions since you had only recently started fresh when you moved in with Ruhn a few weeks ago. This time, you didn't shed any tears. Over the past few months, you had countless fights and breakups, which were the times that brought you to tears. However, what Ruhn said tonight, referring to you as a "half-breed bitch," was the final straw for you.

You swiftly packed your belongings into your suitcase, forcefully removed the R necklace that Ruhn had given you on your one-year anniversary, and threw it onto the dresser. You didn't care if people stared or whispered as you walked towards the door with your things. Let them talk and say whatever they wanted, because ultimately, it was you who chose to permanently end the relationship with the crown prince.

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Ruhn woke up to a throbbing headache, regretting his actions once again. As he sat up in bed, he absentmindedly rubbed his forehead and glanced over to your side, only to find that you were not there. This was not unusual, as you always had early morning shifts. Unconcerned, he got out of bed and discarded his clothes on his way to the bathroom for a soothing shower.

Covering his body and hair with soap, he tried to recall the events of the previous night, but it was all a haze. He couldn't remember a single detail, not even if he had seen you come home.

After completing his shower, Ruhn returned to the bedroom, wrapped in a towel. As he approached the dresser, his eyes noticed your broken chain necklace and picked it up. He noticed that all of your belongings on the dresser were missing.

Placing the broken necklace back, he anxiously opened the drawers that belonged to you, only to find them empty. His heart raced. Rushing back to the bathroom, he switched on the light to discover that all traces of your makeup, perfumes, and personal items were gone. Returning to the room, he searched frantically, realizing that every trace of you were gone. In that moment, his heart shattered. You and him must have gotten into a fight last night and a pretty bad one if you took all of your things.

Without wasting any time, he hastily got dressed and dashed downstairs, only to find Dec and Flynn tidying up the aftermath of last night's party. Their eyes remained fixed on their task, refusing to acknowledge his presence. "What happened last night?"

No response followed, so he attempted once more. "All of (Yn)'s belongings are missing."

This time, both Dec and Flynn glanced up but exchanged loaded looks before resuming their cleaning duties. If they were deliberately withholding information from him, then he must have done something horrible. "Guys, please tell me where my girlfriend's things are."

Flynn snickered, and Declan scoffed disdainfully.

"What was that all about?"

Flynn sighed before finally meeting his gaze. "Don't you remember what you said to her last night?" Declan's words dripped with venom.

His heart plummeted to his stomach. If Dec addressed him with such fury, it must have been something awful.

"Do you have any idea how much I want to leap over this couch and beat the shit out of you right now?" Flynn added.

His stomach churned with anxiety. Whatever he had done, it was a really big mistake. Dec and Flynn were fiercely protective of you, ready to defend you against anyone who hurt you. "What did I do?"

"Does 'fucking bitch' and 'half-breed bitch' ring a bell?"

He took a deep breath, struggling to recollect his actions from the previous night. "I didn't call her a half-breed bitch, did I?"

"More like 'I am the Crown Prince of the Valbaran Fae, and I don't need some half-breed bitch telling me what to do in my own house.' You fucked up, Danaan," Flynn replied, tossing a red solo cup into the trash bag.

Dec chimed in, picking up another cup and disposing of it. "You also told her that she could go fuck Flynn."

"Yeah, she broke up with you for good. We are done with how you treat her. She is the best thing that has happened to you. All she wants from you is effort in chores. Go and try to fix things with her or we'll move out,” Flynn added.

Ruhn's head throbbed as he attempted to recall the events of the previous night, but the memories escaped him. He couldn't have uttered those words. You being a half-breed was never an issue for Ruhn. He cherished every part of you. It was a part of what made you, you. But in that moment, he had carelessly used something that he knew you struggled with as a weapon to hurt you.

Desperation clawed at his soul as he searched for a way to mend what he had broken. He knew apologies were no longer enough, that actions spoke louder than words.

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It has been seven days since you ended things with Ruhn once and for all. Despite his relentless texts and visits to your doorstep, you have made a conscious decision to ignore both your phone and the doorbell. Deep down, you understand that giving in to his advances would only lead you back to a place you are determined to move on from. You are committed to holding yourself to a higher standard, no matter how difficult it may be.

The ache was still there in your heart. Ruhn’s words had cut deep within you. He knew just how insecure you are about you being a half-breed.

The memories of the past few months played like a broken record in your mind. The countless times you had separated, just to get back together again, hoping that each time would be different. As you neared the car parking lot from CCU, you spotted Ruhn walking in the opposite direction. "(Name)," you called out, trying to maintain a steady tone.

"What are you doing here, Danaan?" you asked.

"I wanted to apologize for my words," Ruhn replied, his expression reflecting genuine regret.

"I'm not interested in hearing it," you responded, brushing past him and heading towards your car. "I meant what I said last night, unless you were too out of it to remember."

"Flynn and Declan filled me in on what happened. Please, just listen," Ruhn pleaded, reaching out to grab your arm. "I truly am sorry for what I said."

"You used a half-breed bitch against me, knowing how much it would hurt," you retorted. "And now you expect me to forgive you?"

"I was high on Mirthroot, I didn't mean it," Ruhn explained. "Your heritage doesn't matter to me, you know that."

You couldn't help but roll your eyes at his excuse. It was clear that he didn't understand the depth of your hurt.

“I didn't have the same support system as Bryce. I didn't have a pack of wolves or a Crown Prince looking out for me when I was growing up. I had to face insults from faes and humans alike, constantly being called a worthless half-breed or half-breed whore. And you knew all of this, yet you still used it against me. I don't care if you were high. I've known people who were completely out of it and they never stooped to insulting their friends or loved ones like you did,” you explained, your voice filled with hurt and anger.

"(Name)-"

"No, I've had enough. I have put up with a lot from you, but calling me a half-breed bitch was the last straw," you stated firmly, walking away and leaving Ruhn standing there in silence.

Ruhn ran after you, falling to his knees with tears in his eyes, pleading, "Please, I'm truly sorry, baby.”

You stopped in your tracks, watching Ruhn drop to his knees. A part of you wanted to give in, to forgive him and take him back into your arms. But another part of you held firm, remembering all the hurt and disrespect you had endured.

Taking a deep breath, you faced Ruhn, his desperate gaze locked on you. The tears in his eyes mirrored the ache in your heart.

"Ruhn, I can't do this anymore," you said, your voice steady but filled with emotion. "I can't keep going back and forth with you, hoping things will change. The trust is broken, the respect is gone."

Ruhn's shoulders shook with sobs as he struggled to hold back his tears. "I love you, (Name). I know I've messed up, I know I've hurt you. But please, give me ione last chance. I will do whatever it takes to make things right, to earn back your trust."

You looked into his eyes, seeing the vulnerability and sincerity in them. You knew that a part of you still loved him, still hoped for a future with him.

"I'm not sure if I can do this, Ruhn," you whispered before he took your hand and led you through the busy campus.

Eventually, you arrived at a busy gathering area where Ruhn raised his voice to get everyone's attention. "Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you to someone," Ruhn declared with a smile. Your heart pounded with anticipation as he turned towards you and proudly announced. "This incredible woman before you is not only the love of my life, but also the most beautiful, kind-hearted, patient, and brilliant individual you will ever meet - (Name) (Last Name). As some of you might know, I said some things last night and they were not a true reflection of my feelings," Ruhn began, his voice steady and sincere. "I want to make it clear that her being a half-breed doesn't negate that. She is my soulmate, my everything, and I vow to make sure she knows that,”

"Ruhn, do you honestly believe this will make a difference? You're speaking to me as if you're delivering a formal address," you remarked.

"You want real?" he asked.

"Yes," you replied.

"Then I'll give it to you," Ruhn said as he knelt before you.

You maintained a steady gaze as Ruhn knelt before you, the onlookers around hoping for something different than what you expected. The weight of his words hung heavy in the air as he spoke. The skepticism that had been building within you seemed to gain more ground with each passing moment. Your instincts told you to brace yourself for what was to come next.

Ruhn's eyes locked with yours as he spoke, his voice steady and sincere. There was a hint of vulnerability in his tone, a crack in the facade that he had carefully constructed. Despite the grand gesture unfolding before you, there was still a lingering doubt in your mind. The onlookers may have hoped for a proposal, but you knew better than that.

"I know I've been acting like an asshole lately, and I'll explain why if you give me a chance to explain that to you in private but I shouldn't have taken it out on the one person who means more to me than anyone else. You've been incredibly patient with me, and I appreciate that. I'm willing to give up partying, even the Mirthroot and the star sword, if it means you'll give me another chance," he declared.

Tears welled up in your eyes as Ruhn poured his heart out in front of everyone, fully aware that someone was likely recording the moment. "You know someone's probably recording this, and your dad is going to be pissed that you mentioned giving up the star sword, especially for a half-breed," you whispered.

"I don't give a fuck. You're the only one that matters to me. This past week has been absolute hell without being able to see you, talk to you, touch you, fuck you. I'd dream of you and wake up, hard as fuck and unable to do anything about it because you weren't there beside me. Everyone thinks you need me, but the truth is, I need you more than you need me. And you fuck me in ways I can't even put into words. I mean, I always come before you anyway," Ruhn confessed.

"Not that you don't fuck me good, because you do. I just fuck you better," you replied.

"You do. Please, give me another chance. I'll be your servant if that's what it takes-”

"I don't want a servant. I want the Ruhn I fell in love with, the one from a few months ago. I want you to be that person again, not this version who doesn't realize the pain he's causing. If you can promise me that you'll go back to being him, then yes, I will take you back," you stated firmly.

Ruhn's face lit up with a smile. "Yes. A thousand times, yes," he declared.

"Then get up and kiss me," you commanded.

Ruhn swiftly rose to his feet, cupped your face in his hands, and kissed you passionately, pouring all his emotions from the past week into the kiss. "Take me home so I can fuck you," you whispered, your lips just inches from his.

[citrusreadstoa]

Reading The Dark Prophecy: Chapter 15 (SPOILERS)

"Can't catch me!-- Oh, poop!" I can't tell if this is censoring or if they ran into the carnivorous horses or it's both. Am I too excited to see the carnivorous shit horses again?

"half a mile an hour" NOOO THEIR GETAWAY VEHICLE IS SLOWER THAN WALKING

"they probably assumed they'd have plenty of time to come after us." And they'd be right.

"My bladder sloshed." TMI.

"The choo-choo tilted sideways" I like it when they call it a choo-choo instead of a train. Idk why. It just brings me joy, no questions asked.

"those times the sun chariot had to veer to avoid . . . a Chinese celestial dragon." Lol when mythologies collide

"the packet was miraculously intact in Calypso's arms." Yeah, you'd better keep that safe. You know how much it cost?! No, of course you don't.

"He used to enjoy using them for target practice." :/ Do not use ostriches for target practice. "All these animals will be killed?" Animal activist!Calypso to the rescue!

"Their hides are impervious to all metal weapons--like the Nemean Lion" So what made the Nemean LIon special? Was it because it was a lion? Was the Nemean Lion's skin also impervious to other things like fire and pressure?

"the endangered three-eyed stoat" The definition for STOAT is too long, but it's basically a tiny weasel. The three-eyed thing is made-up.

"with egg." Yes, with egg. I think you're missing an "an" there.

"I really didn't feel like singing about all my failures again" Well, too bad. Your lives and the griffins' lives are all in danger. Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, there exist other ways to move people through music.

"Calypso handed me the packet of Tots." Oh yeah, I forgot about the Tots. I can't believe I forgot about the $15,000 Tater Tots.

"You have a decent voice." Uh, he's not gonna like that. Calypso's definitely getting smited the second Apollo regains godhood.

"when he was Kronos's cupbearer, Zeus used to entertain the court with songs." Now that is a surreal mental image. I love hearing about the lives of the gods that we never hear about from the demigods' perspective. I totally forgot that Zeus spent time in the Titan court before overthrowing them.

"why would she forgive me if I apologized now?" The point of an apology isn't for forgiveness. It is to show your remorse and prove that you've changed regardless of whether the person you're apologizing to accepts it. I want to see Apollo realize this.

"Like a true gentleman, he waited until I removed my hand before swallowing down the snack." PogChamp No one loses an arm!

"bloody and battered but still very much alive, was Lityerses" Did the vines really do that much damage? Never mind, I just checked back and turns out the rest of the canopy, lumber and all, fell on him as well.

[bjfinn]

DEMONS HAVE FEELINGS, TOO

"What are you guys doing?"

"Hey, Beej," Adam said. "Just catching up on some reading." He turned to Barbara. "There's a great piece in this issue of the New Yorker -- I think you'll really enjoy it."

"Okay," Barbara replied. "Let me just finish this Town & Country article first."

"Reading, huh? Sounds like fun -- not."

"Okay, then," Adam replied. "What would you like to do?"

"Oh, I don't know ..." Beej equivocated, biting his lower lip and smiling, his eyes looking up and to the right.

The Maitlands sighed -- they knew what was coming whenever Beej got that expression on his face.

"I know!" the demon said. "Hey, Babs, how 'bout showing us your tits?"

"For the last time, BJ, I'm not showing you my ... breasts. And that's final."

"Ah, come on! What's the big deal?" the demon persisted. "I'll show you mine if you show me yours -- whaddya say?"

"We've already seen yours," Adam told him. "Plenty of times."

"And you love it, don'tcha, sweet cheeks?" Beej leered. He turned back to Barbara. "Just one look -- that's all I'm asking." He smiled mischievously and wiggled his eyebrows. "Maybe a little touching."

"No! My tits are for Adam's eyes -- and hands -- only."

"Fine," Beej said petulantly. "I'll bet they're not so great anyway. Besides, it's not like I haven't seen tits before. Big tits, small tits, firm tits, saggy tits, tater tits--"

"Okay! We get the picture -- you've seen lots of tits," Adam said. "Wait -- tater tits??? "

"Like tater tots, but better," the demon replied. "Tits, tits, tits, tits --" Beej was salivating now.

"Beej --"

"I once saw a gal with three tits," the demon told them. "She was in one of them circus sideshows. Looked great, but where do you put your face? I mean, one of 'em is always gonna be left out, you know?" He put the heels of both hands on either side of his mouth and made a motorboating sound, shaking his head rapidly.

"Enough already!" Barbara exclaimed.

"But we had fun figuring it out anyway." He sighed, a dreamy look on his face. "What a night! Of course, once the monkey came in --"

"Stop it," Adam whimpered, covering his ears. "I'm begging you, for the love of God --"

"You've never actually had sex, have you?" Barbara said pointedly. "That's why you're always talking about it."

Beej bristled at that. "What??? How dare you! I've had sex lots of times -- hundreds ... no, thousands ... no, MILLIONS of times! And every time was better than the last, baby! I'm a sex machine -- belie' dat!"

"I don't believe you," Barbara said with a smirk. "I think you wouldn't know what to do if you actually got the chance -- you're all talk, Beej. Am I right? -- all talk and no action."

"Are you calling me a ... a six-hundred-year-old virgin? " Beetlejuice huffed angrily, his eyes welling up with hot tears. His hair had turned electric blue, shot through with indigo streaks. "I -- I -- I've never been so insulted in my entire unlife! I thought you guys were my friends! Well, fuck you!"

And with that he vanished.

"Wow!" Adam said. "You really hurt his feelings! I've never seen his hair turn blue before!"

"I know," Barbara replied, rather ashamed of herself.

"You think he'll be back?"

"I don't know. I -- I hope so. But I think it'll be a very long time before --"

Suddenly he reappeared, giving both of them a start.

"Miss me?"

"BJ! I thought --" Barbara began.

"That I was still mad? I know, I know -- it took a long time for me to get over it."

"It's been, like ... ten seconds," Adam told him.

"Wow! That long, huh? Must be some kind of new record for me." He put his arms around their shoulders, grinning happily as he looked at each of them in turn. "Anyway, bygones. You guys are the best, you know that? I love you guys!"

"What's that smell? " Barbara asked, her nose wrinkling. His usual swamp-water stench was overlain by something else. Something worse. "Have you been drinking? More to the point ... what have you been drinking? Rancid milk?"

"Never mind that," the demon said with a dismissive wave of his hand. "That doesn't matter. All that matters is that we're pals again! We should celebrate! I know -- let's get naked!"

"No! " Barbara and Adam chorused, trying not to laugh. Same old Beej.

Beej shrugged. "Ah, worth a try," he said affably.

[foxieflower]

my love i have rolled a d100 for the weird asks for you and now you must answer: 23. strange habits?, 34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?, 68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?, 76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Thank you for repeating each number so I didn't have to look up what they each were xD

23. Strange habits?

Uhhh, hard to answer cause I feel like most of what I do is strange. Honestly I can't think of anything in specific right now.

34. Advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Things that always pop back into my mind against my will are the 90s doublemint and polly pocket commercials. There might be more but that's what pops into my head first!

68. Worst flavor of any food or drink you've ever tried?

I'm not terribly picky honestly, so if I dislike it I really dislike it. Party potatoes comes to mind, the flavor just really does not work with me. If not that, bitter often makes me cringe.

76. What's your favorite potato food?

Potato chips, that is all.

[greatbigbellies]

I'm pregaming Thanksgiving with a McPreggo order because I'm going to need a couple extra stomachs to make through this year. I have two families I have to see, a friendsgiving, and finally a narcissistic cousin who complains all year when people don't show to her house.

I've always liked the idea of carrying twins, so I'll start with a twinner. They're going to need extra room, so I'll have a fish fillet sandwich. Of course I need a order of fried pickle chips. I want to be famished for every meal. Could I have a side of thousand island to dip them in? Not only will I be hungry, but I'll be absolutely entranced by food. And for that pregnancy glow and a healthy thickness, a small maternal marrionberry milkshake... sorry, make it large.

But now that I'm here... I want to enjoy my Thanksgiving by blowing up. Why not have a head start? I'd like a large side of tater tots with some fry sauce. Oh how could I resist? I'll also have a large marshmallow plush.

Gobble till you waddle, right? If I'm lucky, I won't be able to fit through my cousin's door by the time I get there. She'll send me home with the desserts she doesn't want lying around because she's always watching her figure. It's fine. I'll take them and watch my figure get rounder and wider.

If you walk in looking like that you're officially invited to MY thanksgiving, cause I wanna watch you eat for very normal non-perverted reasons...

You would be quite the sight though... between a twinner and the fish sandwich you would actually end up triplet heavy with polyhydramnios, so your womb is really putting in the work... then the pickle chips and thousand island is a lethal combo because you'll be craving the best smelling food you've ever seen, so digging in is gonna be super enjoyable.

Then the two milkshakes, tater tots, fry sauce... you'll be glowing, heavier than the fudge, thicker then the pudding, and more stuffed then the turkey... You'll probably double in weight, and width, and I'd be shocked if the shelf of your ass and the tip of your pregnant belly weren't nearly a yard apart. You better bring loose clothes. Your relatives might not recognize you at first. The weight you gain from the mcpreggo products will wear off, but the pounds you gain from the thanksgiving feast and desserts are gonna stick...

Send pics

[spacebug7]

29, 23, 5, 11

29 - preferred pasta noodle?

pasta is one of my favorite foods EVER so i consider myself an expert in this field.. imo you can never go wrong with a good spaghetti or linguine noodle but ALSO bowties, shells, penne, and rotini are all solid choices.

23 - do you wear jewelery?

yes i dooo i'm never without my eras bracelet and also i got these really awesome earrings the other day.. they have dragons dangling from them and the studs are dragon eyes i'm in love with them

5 - favorite form of potato

potatoes are another one of my favorite foods uhmmmm probably tater tots. or like. hashbrowns?? shredded potatoes are always a win

11 - anything from your childhood you've held onto?

ohhh uhh well my family did this thing every christmas where my brother and i got a new ornament every year from hallmark for our tree each and my mom gave those all to me so i have those now.. my plushie collection is still excessive and i'm sure some of those are from my childhood lol

thank you for the askk

[android-spider]

Heyy 😎

[pineau-noir]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💖

Thank you Maddy, the two anons, and @phoebe-delia for this!

(I'm seriously trying so hard to resist the 'self love' joke. It wants to happen so much)

Anyway

I'm gonna do my favorite bits from five fics because I waffle between what I love and what I hate.

I'm also going to say it all under the cut because I hate my own long posts. Seeing/ reading one from someone else is great! But seeing my own makes my brain hate itself.

For my first fic, I have to go with Almost-but-not-quite and my favorite bit I've ever written.

One of the tears Draco has been resolutely refusing to set free slides down his cheek. And just like that, Draco’s calm breaks. He buries his face in his hands and lets out all of the anger, the grief, the terror of the last year and sobs in a small bed in the hospital wing of Hogwarts as his forty-year-old self watches.

This is like, minutes after the battle of Hogwarts ends and Draco has gotten up to some time turner shenanigans. I like it so much because I'm not a visual person, but I feel like that paragraph is so evocative

Next we have the bit from Peanut Butter Tater Tot that @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm quoted back to me and I was like, "oh that's good" then he reminded me that I wrote it. Whoops 😅

Harry laughs, showing off the deep lines around his eyes and mouth.

Smile lines, Draco knows suddenly. Harry Potter, the boy who lived, a child soldier, has smiled enough that he wears the proof of it on his face.

I love that fic because I got to work with both @the-sinking-ship and @static-abyss and it was for @caroll-in and I feel like it's such a fun piece, full of my favorite things: kids, Drarry, pets, my friends, and fluff

And now there's a small sequel for Joy, Peanut Butter Tater Tot's Big Day, which has no dialogue? And it was so much fun to write.

Next, I love A Very Tipsy Christmas, that I wrote for 2020 Owl Post. It has some really silly dialogue

“That’s gross, mate,” Ron said, joining them in Draco’s corner.

“Why are you here?” Draco groaned.

“My house, innit?”

“Your mother’s house,” Draco retorted.

“No fighting at Christmas,” Harry interjected.

“No fighting at Christmas!” came several voices from across the room.

“Rule number one!” one of the twins yelled.

I love this because it has my other favorite things: drunk Draco, RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY, and weird family rules based on my mom's family. Rule number 1 is indeed no fighting. I forget what number 2 is, but rule number 3 is "no skateboarding at the filling station." My family is loud, large, and ginger so I really relate to the Weasleys.

Also I made Fred live (thanks Ana) and I got to use innit. All in all, love this bit

Next we have In Love With the Ferret, which, the response to that still blows me away. It's such a silly piece, but there's a really tender moment that I love so much

There’s no heat in the kiss. They’re both too tired and anxious. But it feels different from the few kisses they'd exchanged at the restaurant. Maybe it’s the fact that Draco’s sleep-mussed and soft, maybe it’s that Harry’s heart feels like it’s going to break if Draco goes home, alone, to be sad, but this kiss feels like coming home. Draco feels right in a way Harry’s never felt before. The kiss reminds Harry of lazy Sunday mornings with his friends, laughter in the slanting sunshine. It feels like everything Harry feels when he thinks of family. Harry sighs when it’s over and he feels Draco melt into his arms.

This was really the first time I had written real non-sexual intimacy and I still really like it. They've been on one date and then some auror business happened and they ended up spending the night together.

Also I feel like my Schitts Creek phase is really apparent in this bit, and I really like that

My last bit is not Drarry. It's Spideypool (Spiderman/Deadpool) and the fic isn't popular AT ALL, but it's so weird and funny and I feel like this bit is the funniest I'll every be.

Oh, and on review I saw I hadn't said this but, the fic is called I Need to Tell You Something and it has some of the cutest art!!!!

“But anyway Peter had an in with the Avengers. He was calling Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Bruce Banner his honorary uncles. It was like Three Men and a Baby if the baby had octopus tentacles and Steve Guttenberg turned into the Hulk.”

For some context, there are Peter's bits and Deadpool narrates (and breaks the fourth wall) here and there. Peter has tentacles as well as spider powers, because why not. (Also I wanted to write tentacle porn, because ALSO WHY NOT)

After Peter trashes his room, because of his brand new tentacles, he realizes he's can't live in Queens with Aunt May and Uncle Ben so he goes to live in Avengers Tower.

As a child of the 80s, picturing Steve Guttenberg turn into the Hulk, still makes me giggle wildly

So thank you all for letting me go through my fics and pick things I was really proud of! 😍❤😘🤩🥰

If you want to do this, go right ahead, I don't know if I'll lurk in people's inboxes, my kid is freaking out right now

[honeydvew]

what's the biggest life decision (you feel comfortable saying) that you've ever made? do you ever think about what would've happened if you hadn't made a certain choice/how it would've affected your life?

canofworms0 downloading tumblr. i know that sounds stupid but honestly its real. im not allowed to have anything else in regards to social media. not instagram, not twitter, not snapchat, not tik tok, nothing. my mother knows i have tumblr so i dont know why she doesnt make me delete it (but it might have to do with the fact she thinks its like deviant art or smth) but im so glad she doesnt. as social-media-addicted-teenager as this sounds without tumblr my life would fucking suk right now. i wouldnt have the things i do and i wouldnt be as happy. and i can give you examples.

lets go in order of events shall we :)

1. i downloaded tumblr some time last year (around may i think) and i immediately found a blog i liked! they were a 13yo like me they shared some of my interests and they seemed really cool! so i followed them. i dont know this blogs current @ but im so lucky i ever found them. a month or so later they posted about a server! it was a community server that they and some friends were in. i joined. thats where i met @starry-baby-katie and @gayishgothamite. and i love those dorks (affectionate)! we might not talk very offten but i think of them as people who are SO important to me. i love them with my whole soul and i dont know if my life would be as bright without them.

2. around 11/5 of last year i was scrolling through tumblr like usual. i saw an add for a server. at that point i was in maybe three servers on discord and didnt have many friends so i thought you know why not! its a mental health server and i wasnt in the best place maybe could benefit from it a bit. i joined and there were maybe 14 members including the mods. we didnt really think the server would go much of anywhere for a while and i honestly didnt interact much for a while but you know what. now that server is such a huge part of my life i dont think i would be here without it. i mean i love every last person there so much. literally all of them. @the-final-braincell bun bun is honestly one of the best people ive ever met. they’re funny and joyful and just the best to be around. talking to them always cheers me up and she always manages to make me laugh. were on the mod team together and she is such an important part of the team that we wouldnt run as smoothly as we do without her. i love them so so much and if i hadnt gotten tumblr? would never have met them. then theres @sir-tigerr. tiger. just. tiger. hes so amazing and i honestly would die for him. i love him so much and just talking to him can make my day. i wouldnt be as happy and the sever wouldnt be as fun without him. and @reallyradrat server owner :) sammy im so grateful for sammys existence just.. overall. they made the sever. they wrote the add post. and they’re such a good friend. i cant imagine not having them in my life they’ve made such a difference. so just... thank you <3 and @tiredconfusedandgay!! cub!! i love them!! theyre such a joy to be around and them being in the server is such a lucky thing! it wouldnt be as fun and bright of a place without them and they bring so much every time and i love seeing them in chat everyday. and with leo comes @canofworms0 baby child. anni is so amazing. just overall. so happy and funny and just an amazing person to be around and im so happy to have them in the server. @lentil-darling !!! kittycat!!! i love them!! they're so amazing and have helped me through things on more than one occasion and I'm so grateful for that and for them. they're such a good friend and i always have such a good time whenever we vc! its honestly something i look forward to! and speaking of VCs @gayest-unicorn is amazing. VCing with them is so fun and i hope we can do it more often. and on top of that just messaging them is great! and they're puns (ouns ;)/ij)? FANTASTIC! i hate puns by most means but whenever they crack a joke it makes my day 4000 times better. he's just amazing and i think he deserves the world. cant say enough praise to him :) so i low key have to speedrun this bc im running out of time to type this but all of these people also deserve the world and i wouldnt know them if it wasnt for tumblr @smoll-lightning-bug  @totally-tater-tot @savemycrustysoul @a-broken-laptop @nantuckets-weaver @undead-mutt  @hufflepuff-pide-honey-badger @human331279 and just so so many more whos @s i didnt get or couldnt find. i am so grateful to have in my life because of this server and that post. that post literally changed my life forever and i cant imagine my life without it and without these people

3. a few months went by and i made some mutuals and friends and whatnot. my at the time friend irl then made an account. i was really excited! why wouldnt i be! friend made account! awesome! but another thing about that? i had a crush on them.. and they could now see my account. but fuck it it was a great trade off. we spent a lot of time sending each other asks and messaging while in quarantine and it was just great. then i saw an ask game and i rebloged it. i realized this ask game said “♻ are we a qpp or what?” as one of the asks. now im a coward and i could NEVER have done this outside tumblr in anyway but i took the chance. i sent them the post and said “you should rb this! you have followers that would interact im sure” and so.. they did. i sent the ask and they said yes :) five months later and we’re still dating. whos this amazing person? that my friend would be @mossofthecosmos the most amazing person ive ever met. theyre the light of my life and if it werent for tumblr i would still be a blushy, semi-verbal, embarrassed, mess around them. and we wouldnt be dating. i cant even imagine what that would be like. i love them so much and they make every day wroth living for me and if it werent for tumblr, i wouldnt have that. 

4. and ive made friends. so many of them. and i love them all so much! i dont talk to a few anymore but for the while we did they made my days and made me so happy. without tumblr i wouldnt have met @mimekyo or @books-andbiscuits who are both people that have made my life a brighter place! 

okay so i cried writing this and i cried HARD

bottom line nonie? this question is so loaded it took me three hours to write an answer and a stupid amount of words that no one will read all the way through

i cant put it into words but this website is one of the best things that ever happened to me and i cant imagine life without it 

[dossypet]

Tag yourself, I'm You've really tatered my total now!

Random Starters

[lovemesomesurveys]

10,000 Questions - Part 2 created by tater-tots

When's the last time you got your car serviced? What did you have done? Never since I've never owned a car.

How often do you need to charge your phone? I just charge it every night.

Have you ever needed to call a plumber before? No.

Do you or anyone in your family own a boat? No, but I do wish I knew someone who did.

Do you own a desktop computer or a laptop? Laptop.

What day does your garbage have to go out to the curb for collection? It comes on Wednesday's.

Have you ever licked a dog back after it licked you? Uh, no.

What did you last use an envelope for? What color was the envelope? For a birthday card. I think it was blue.

What's your favorite flavor lollipop? I don't have one. I'm not a lollipop kind of person anymore, but when I was a kid I liked those caramel apple ones and the watermelon Jolly Rancher suckers.

Have you ever eaten dairy-free ice cream before? Yeah, many times.

What pictures are on your mailing stamps? I don't have any stamps.

Is there a flavor of popsicle that you do not enjoy? The only popsicle I do ever have are those chocolate banana ones.

Do you prefer fry cake or glazed type doughnuts, or ones with filling inside? I like cake and glazed donuts, no filling.

Have you ever broken a mirror before? Yes.

Do you pop your pimples or leave them alone? I pick them. :/

Did you participate in school spirit dress up days? Yes.

Have you ever danced while using your hairbrush as a microphone? Ha, yeah.

Who is your favorite character from That 70's Show (if you've seen it and enjoyed it) I watched it during its original run and liked Kelso, Fez, and Jackie.

Do you prefer hot tea or iced tea? Hot tea. I've incorporated a nice and hot cup of Sleepytime tea into my nightly routine for the past week now, actually.

What is your opinion about hunting? Not something I have any interest in.

What is something that scares you? Losing my loved ones.

Would you rather play Mario Party or Mario Kart? Mario Kart.

Have you ever played The Sims? Which version do you feel is the best? Yes, numerous times. I've played since the very first one came out. The Sims 4 is my favorite, but I'm really looking forward to the new one.

Do you know anyone who has a hedgehog for a pet? No.

Do you remember the older games like Pong and Pac-Man? Have you ever played them? Yes, I've played Pac-Man many times back in the day.

Have you ever been stoned before? Yes.

Who baked your last birthday cake for you? Someone who worked at the store bakery.

Do you make an effort to recycle whenever possible? We recycle plastic and glass bottles and cans.

How many drinks or shots does it take you to get drunk? It didn't take much, I was a lightweight.

Have you ever been to a Bar Mitzvah? No.

Has anything ever blown away from your yard or backyard during a wind storm? Did you get it back? No.

Is autumn your favorite season? One of them, yes. Love it.

Have you ever climbed a tree? No.

Did you grow up with strict parents, easygoing parents, or overprotective parents? My parents are awesome and easygoing. That doesn't mean they didn't have any rules at all, but they were reasonable, understandable, expected, etc.

How high can you jump? I can't jump at all.

what's the hardest drug you've done? I've only done weed and that's all I ever would do.

Have you ever been in a car accident before? No, fortunately.

How many forms of identification do you have in your wallet? A few.

What's the last thing you were forced (or felt forced) into doing? I've had to make some changes that are beneficial and will do me good in the long-run, but admittedly some of them are things I don't want to do. My doctor also wants me to do something I really don't want to do. It's ultimately up to me, but I know what she wants me to do and I do feel pressured.

When's the last time you mowed your lawn? I don't do the yard work, but my dad did that recently.

Do you have health insurance? Yes.

Do you carry around any photos of others with you? No. Well, I guess I technically do if you count stuff stored on my phone.

How often do you shave? As needed.

How much cash do you have on you right now? Zero.

Can you see your bedroom floor if you go in there right now? I'm in my room and yes you can see the floor.

Do you use a credit or debit card? Both.

Are there any keychains on your keys? Ha, more like are there any keys on my keychains. I have a shit ton of keychains and one key.

Does your house have more hanging lights, standing lamps, or tabletop lamps? Ceiling lights and a few standing ones.

Pick a cracker: graham, animal, saltine, or Ritz. Ritz.

Have you ever eaten a cold soup before? Yeah.

When's the last time you fell out of bed? Were you having a dream when it happened? Not since I was a kid.

How quickly do you fall for a love interest/crush? I was the type to fall hard and fast. I don't even remember what it feels like to have feelings for someone like that, though, cause it's been like 5-6 years now. Crazy.

Do you prefer regular swings or tire swings? Regular.

Can you fall asleep sitting up? I do that a lot and wonder why my neck and back hurts...

How hot/spicy do you like your chili? I can't have spicy food anymore, sadly, but when I could I loved spicy everything and had a pretty high tolerance. I miss it so muchhh.

Do you know anyone who is allergic to peanut butter? Not that I'm aware of.

Do you have your driver's license? How old were you when you got it? No.

What toppings would you like on your nachos? Well, I've been obsessed with these chips called, "Andy Capp's Cheddar Fries", and they're these airy, crunchy, corn and potato chips that are just really good to me. Anyway, last week I got a bean burrito supreme with extra cheese and a Doritos taco supreme with beans instead of meat, extra cheese, and extra sides of guac and sour cream from Taco Bell and I piled the insides and the dips on top of those chips and *chef's kiss* it was SO good. I think their nacho fries are overhyped/overrated and my chips are better. OH, and I can actually eat Taco Bell's mild sauce, so I had some of that as well. Back in the day you can bet there would have been jalapeños, but yeah can't do that anymore.

Do you know anyone who is lactose intolerant? Me and my mom.

If you had the opportunity to move anywhere in the world, where would you choose, and why? I'm not sure. That would take some serious thinking and planning. I'd love to move somewhere else than where we live now, though, that's for sure.

Do you know anyone who suffers from seizures? Not that I know of.

What are some of your favorite pizza toppings? I've listed this so many times I don't feel like it right now.

If you were trapped in the wilderness, how long do you think you'd be able to survive? Oh, not long at all.

what color are the scissors in your house? We have a pair of black, rose gold, and red that I know of offhand.

When's the last time you mailed a package, and to where? I don't recall.

Do you know how to make origami? No, they never come out right.

Has anyone ever keyed your car before? I don't have a car.

Do you tend to string people along? No.

How many different types of tape do you have in your home? Uhh a few?

What is something in your "junk drawer" at home? Random office supplies type stuff and other miscellaneous things.

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Yes.

If you have a fireplace where you live, is it fake or real? We have a real one.

Have you ever gotten a flat tire before? --

Is broccoli your favorite green vegetable? If not, what is it? One of 'em.

Has your house ever gotten egged before? No, wow. That would be SO shitty. I've never seen that done in person, only ever in TV shows and movies. Same with TP'ing people's houses.

What is one of your biggest pet peeves? Eating sounds.

Do you buy real or fake Christmas trees? We bought a real one all my life until last year when we bought our first fake tree. I get the convenience and we can put it up sooner and keep it up longer, plus you could change the light settings and colors, which was cool, but I also missed that real Christmas tree smell. Not sure what we'll do this year.

Did you get an allowance, growing up? Yes.

Did you vote in the most recent presidential election? Yes.

Have you ever tried a potato latke before? Was it delicious? I have not.

What type of engagement ring would you like? I don't even plan on getting married, I don't see that happening for me. I can't even imagine a relationship to be honest.

When going to college, would you prefer to commute or to dorm? I lived super close to mine, so I lived at home.

Have you ever had to wear an eye patch before? No.

Do you feel that college is necessary in order to be successful? No, not for everyone.

How many times in your life have you passed out/fainted? Never, actually. There's been times I definitely like I would/could, though.

Does your vehicle have 4-wheel drive? --

Have you ever given yourself a haircut as a child? No. I trimmed my own bangs sometimes in middle and high school, but that's it until last summer when I chopped my hair.

Do you have any plans for this weekend? No.

Have you invested in any sort of stocks? Nope.

Do you build a gingerbread house at Christmastime? , Sometimes. It's been awhile. We bought one last year, but never got around to it.

Are you more likely to save money or spend money? Spend. :X I try to save and cutback, but it's hard. There's always a good sale going on and cute stuff being sold that I want. And then there's damn DoorDash. I do that a lot.

How often do you communicate with your parents? All the time. Especially my mom and I. We all live together and see each other all the time and my mom and I are very close, so.

Who is your oldest living relatiive? My papa, who is almost 90.

Does your job come with a retirement plan? I don't have a job.

What's something you do at night that you don't do during the daytime? Hm. I do much of the same, honestly, including sleeping.

Have you ever gambled before? Yeah.

Have you ever tried a pierogi before? No.

Have you ever blacked out from drinking? No, but there's parts of one night of drinking I had that is spotty. I didn't black out, though.

[fandomsnfluff]

Now I feel like I need to find nicknames for each of the brothers because if they were my S/O, or let's be honest even as a friend, I would 100% give them a personal nickname, as I do in real life. If I find anymore I'll let you know if you want! But for me, from now on, Beel is Tater Tot 🤭

Also if YOU have any I'd love to hear them?

Also also, I scrolled through the 'marry the first character in your phone' thing? I was curious I don't have a lot of saved characters in my library...but the first one I came across was the fucking yamcha meme (idk if you've watched Dragon Ball Z, but if you have you know what I mean). I want a divorce 😂 I only had it because I needed it as reference to show my sister exactly how I landed when I was yeeted off of her son's hover board a few months ago lmao

KJSHKJSHDFKJHSD OMG THAT'S SO FUNNY 😂 but i haven't actually seen dragon ball z so i can't really comment any further lmao. obviously i do think beel would be named tater tot, and when i think of the other brothers i only really think of them calling US names but in more of a romantic sense.

for example, i think luci would just use romantic terms like 'my love' and 'my dear' and sometimes even 'princess.' i can see asmo saying sweeter things like 'lovie' or 'baby' and mammon would probably say smth like 'babes' or just 'babe.'

EXCEPT. I THOUGHT OF THIS AS I WAS TYPING THIS. i would probably call belphie 'cloud' or 'my cloud' or smth like that cuz smth abt clouds reminds me of like a dreamy landscape....but yeah as of rn that's all i really can think of for this general headcanon idea jkshdfks

[faeriesuns]

i don't know if you've talked about this already, and don't feel pressured to talk about it now, (please delete this if its too uncomfortable!!) but how have you done recovery? im pretty sure i have disordered eating habits/thoughts/things, but i can't get help right now. what are some thoughts, actions and things that helped you? all the love. you are a light.

hi ive never talked about this before, so i might get a bit rambly,, its my bad habit :]

i am going to be honest with you, im doing this recovery thing all by myself, so im pretty much winging it. a couple therapists have helped but ive never gotten skinny enough for urgent care or inpaitent. one therapist has even reccomended for me to continue to lose weight before stopping at a healthy weight.

in autumn 2018 i was put on a medication with gaining weight as a side effect. I gained 30 lbs in 3 months and ever since then i have not been able to lose any weight- at all. Im 5'3 and around 145-150 lbs, depending. it ruined my already shakey mental health and i spiraled. it took a long time to come out of that hole. im still uncomfortable in my body and my body image hasnt improved considerably at all.

to be honest most days i dont even think im in recovery, i am just sick differently. i still count my calories and weigh myself obsessively. this blog is one thing that ive put a lot of myself into and following recovery accounts has helped.

what i try to do is first work on my mental health. im the best ive been since i was 14 and getting better has helped my journey on recovering. the next thing is hard for me to do, but every couple days i look at myself in a full body mirror and pick one thing about me to appreciate and maybe even love. for example, i love my legs because they help me walk and dance and skip and have mobility. then i try to think of one way to be thankful. i am thankful that i have good legs that can carry me wherever i go.

it's really hard and sometimes i cant do it, but it has helped me shape my thoughts around being kinder to myself. Thats another important thing- be kinder to yourself and your body. sometimes that means eating a piece of chocolate or a kitkat and telling urself that its fine and u deserve it. other times like when i just get out of the shower, i try to forgive myself for causing harm to my body. Try to forgive yourself. our bodies are a wonderful thing that gives us all life; please remember to be nice and caring to it. you wouldnt be mean to another persons body, would you? then why be mean to urself?? try to follow more ed recovery blogs for motivation to keep working on healing yourself, thats what i do.

i also allow myself to have snacks whenever i want, i eat usually 2 or 3 meals a day, with most of everything i eat being vegetables, fruits, rice, pasta, bread, eggs, almond milk, etc. But for my snacks i have cheez it's, peanuts, rice crackers, cookies, pies, chocolate animal cookies, etc. Allow urself to snack on whatever sounds good or that you have been craving!! i also eat a lot of frozen food like pizza, fish sticks, chicken nuggets, tater tots, fries, etc. i let myself have whatever i want and sounds good to my soul. i enjoy food a lot and its been a discovery what i like now, and to try everything i didnt let myself have before. but remember moderation, dont just binge on stuff!! it hurts ur tummy and its a health risk.

Oh and i try to love myself. i try not to be mean to myself or make snide comments, and im always trying to learn to love my body, even the parts that are major insecurities.

of course i reccomend getting professional help if you can, and as soon as possible when this virus is gone.

im sorry for being so rambly and not having a lot of tips or tricks for you :( im still making this up as i go, and these are just things that help me. it might not help much, but i hope it does help you.

i love u and u got this 💪 ^___^

[sohannabarberaesque]

What Super Snooper and Blabbermouse weren't quite expecting @ the Minnesota State Fair:

SUPER SNOOPER, checking through a guide to "on-a-stick" eateries at the fair: Who would have believed, Blab, that you've got 99 "on-a-stick" options here at the Minnesota State Fair, 22 of them for hot dogs alone!

BLABBERMOUSE, trying to make things clear: And just so you know, those Pronto Pups have a flour batter while Poncho Dogs and Jumbo Dogs have cornmeal batters ... meanwhile, what exactly did you have in mind?

SUPER SNOOPER: Blab, I thinks it beholds me to get the "real deal", otherwise known as a corn dog, made with nothing less than real cornmeal batter! And I understands there's one place which uses cracked field corn in its cornmeal batter--

BLABBERMOUSE: Which, I assume, would be worth the try, Snoop?

[Meanwhile, a run-in with no less than--]

WALLY GATOR, inevitably bound to be peeved: I assume you're aware of a certain place, Cajun Bob's by name, that sells deep-fried alligator on a stick ... no doubt an insult to my species, don't you know...

SUPER SNOOPER: Thanks kindly for the advice, uh--

WALLY GATOR: No less than Wally Gator, swingin' alligator of the swamp ... who's bound myself to try a few of those "on-a-stick" goodes they keep talking about here, don't you know ... well, whadd'ya know, deep-fried candy bars on a stick! Battered Milky Way bars, here I come!!

SUPER SNOOPER, chuckling: That's Wally Gator for yous, Blab--always something of a laugh riot when you least expect it, even when it comes to on-a-stick foods! [To BLABBERMOUSE:] Uh, let's see, Blab ... let's see what else is up on the "on-a-stick" menu ... grilled salmon, grilled shrimp, tater-tot hot dish on--[dumbfounded] TATER-TOT HOT DISH ON A STICK? Blab, don't tell me things have gotten weirder and weirder on the stick!

PETER POTAMUS, just passing along and himself chowing down on a Minnekabob with a side of deep-fried olives "on a stick": You ain't seen the half of the weirdness in foods on a stick!

SUPER SNOOPER: Uh, Peter Potamus, before you bloviate into your Hippo Hurricane Holler act, you might like to know where Wally Gator was going to try some deep-fried candy bars on a stick!

PETER POTAMUS, dumbfounded: You mean they actually have deep-fried candy bars on a stick?!! Tell me what else is weird in that department!

BLABBERMOUSE: Some other stuff you can find on a stick here includes grilled chicken breast, grilled pork chops, falafel, marinated vegetables, gyros ...

SUPER SNOOPER: Even balls of pizza dough as are, uh, baked and served with dipping sauce ... frozen iced coffee bars ... pierogies ... Rice Kristie bars ... cheesecake--

PETER POTAMUS: I heard a rumour that you can get key lime pie on-a-stick here, too!

BLABBERMOUSE: You are so correct there!

PETER POTAMUS: And macaroni-and-cheese on a stick?

SUPER SNOOPER: That is, uh, correct. Not to mention Chinese egg rolls, Vietnamese egg rolls, Scotch egg--

PETER POTAMUS: Now what exactly is this "Scotch egg"?

SUPER SNOOPER: It's, uh, a hard-boiled egg rolled up in sausage and breadcrumbs, like, and then deep-fried.

PETER POTAMUS: Rather intriguing ... and I hear they've also got deep-fried pickles, mashed potatoes--

BLABBERMOUSE: Not to mention deep-fried chocolate chip cookie dough on a stick--

PETER POTAMUS, dumbfounded at the revelations: I just have to wonder if I still have any Tums left ... [Makes a run to the nearest stand for bottled water, sensing that all this talk about deep-fried food made him thirsty ... and in the process, our detective duo decides to head for Famous French Fries to have a modest little cup between them ...]

SUPER SNOOPER, going through another finger's worth of French fries: Sometimes, Blab, this "on-a-stick" food kick ain't easy to get over ... and besides, isn't it better to have something more rational for once in the foods arena on occasion at the fair?

BLABBERMOUSE, fingers soaked in ketchup as much as the oil from the fries: You couldn't have said better, Snoop ... do you think one of those Juicy Lucys ought be in order?

SUPER SNOOPER: Blab? And ruin our jackets with the grease spewing from one of those things?

[Meanwhile, "just passing by"--]

NORVILLE "SHAGGY" ROGERS, taking stock of the scene: Like, Scoob, things at the Fair couldn't get more interesting than what I just ran into--Super Snooper and Blabbermouse having French fries and taking stock of the scene.

SCOOBY-DOO: Rooper Rnooper? Rabberrouse? Really?

"SHAGGY": Scoob ... how about some fruit-on-a-stick?

[fxckingandroids-moved-blog]

"You've really tatered my tots now."

Random Starters | Accepting

Wasn’t this model supposed to be... better? Not that Connor had been a wordsmith when it came to insults, but still. “You wanna run that by me again, tin can?” Gavin said, as if giving the RK900 another chance.

[brckenbottlcs]

"You've really tatered my tots now." (for Connor, she probably heard Hank say something like this at one point LMAO)

        Connor paused. 

                 “I don’t know what that means.”

@intothewildsea //