#you'd think if you can't find anything you're in the clear but uhh I live in California

[maceration-smell]

When you're trying to determine the legality of possessing the remains from a certain species in your state and the search results are all clogged up by articles like "TEN ANIMALS IT'S LEGAL TO OWN IN CALIFORNIA!!!" So you're trying all these different wordings like "Is it legal to own x parts in CA" "Is it legal to possess x remains in CA -pet" "Is it legal to buy an x skull in CA -pet -keep -own" lmao. I just want a website where I can search any species and it'll give me the relevant laws

[works-of-magic]

Calling all Hex Maniacs!

Especially ones that either live in Sinnoh or would be willing to travel to Sinnoh for a week or two!

And specifically ones that are free the week of Halloween.

I'm looking for someone to check in on my breeding center while I'm in Unova.

I have approximately 45 Misdreavus in my keeping and a house with several more ghosts. I'm not seeking a high level of care, just someone to check on them so the whole place doesn't devolve into chaos while I'm gone.

It's off the beaten path in Eterna Forest (Northwestern Sinnoh), but once you know how to get there, it's pretty easy to find. It has its own clearing and everything.

You're welcome to either live in the house or just make a quick daily check-in.

Sound interesting? Could you use a few extra pokecoupons? Would this break up the monotony of your daily ennui? Then read on!

Requirements:

MUST HAVE AT LEAST SOME EXPERIENCE WITH GHOST POKEMON. You don't have to be a hex maniac, but I mostly have ghosts.

Must not be afraid of ghost Pokemon! I can't believe I have to specify, but for a 10-day gig watching ghosts, I think this is very important.

Must sign a waiver not to sue me if you get lost in Eterna Forest. Just… Just to be sure.

Any Pokemon you bring inside must be housebroken.

Must pass a Mismagius vibe check. (She's better at reading people than me.)

While you're there:

Don't worry about cleaning up the place unless you really want to. I'd rather you didn't, in fact! Well, clean up after yourself, please do, but don't worry about cleaning up after the Pokemon. (Or me.) I'll get it when I come back. (And I prefer to live in organized chaos.)

You can help yourself to any of the food and drink for yourself or even treats for your Pokemon if you'd like! Most of it is homemade. Just know that I'm pescetarian and I don't drink alcohol, so if you want hamburgers and wine, you'll have to bring your own.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING STARTLED: The ghosts and I have made an agreement. Please let me know beforehand if you'd like to avoid being spooked, scared, disoriented, or otherwise acted upon in ways of ghostly mischief. I can give you a "ward" of sorts that tells them your fear is off the menu.

I only have 5 wards. If you bring more than 4 house guests and throw a wild party while I'm gone, the rest of your party is fair game.

Other information:

Pay: Open to discussion. I can't pay luxury spa rates, but we can discuss the specifics. I'm thinking 1500P a day and I can cover your low-ticket travel expenses?

Interview: I'd like to meet up at least via video call before giving you the keys. In-person meetup is preferred.

Care: The ghosts are pretty self-sufficient. Most of mine are vitavores/emotivores, they'll live happily off ambient energies in the forest and wild Pokemon. Your job is to make sure nothing's broken and they're not sneaking into the food stores. And also maybe play with the more sociable ghosts. Some of them are total sweethearts.

Facilities: I don't have a TV, but you're free to use the shower and washing machine. Kitchen and bedroom too, but don't do anything you wouldn't want your 8-year-old cousin to know about! (This includes activities that are illegal, intimate, or otherwise inappropriate.) We can discuss whether you'd like to live in the place all week or just pop in.

Also, fair warning: All the expensive, valuable, mystically-powerful things will be locked up. Not that you'll find it with all the stuff lying around, probably, but it IS locked and has a seal with curses from two of my Mismagius that will activate if it's opened. But that only happens if someone opens the box without "disarming" it. So, you know… Don't snoop and you'll be fine.

Other notes: I realize I should have posted this a lot sooner, but it didn't occur to me until, uhh.... yesterday. Oops?

[Attached is an image that looks like a hastily-edited advertisement, with a textured purple background, the dates October 28--November 5th scrawled in bright pink, and yellow text proclaiming "CALL NOW!" The number that was originally on the ad was scribbled out in some crappy editing program rendition and has Jess's phone number typed over it instead. The corners have each have a clip art Misdreavus or a Mismagius that mostly blends in with the background.]

[bepp-ers]

Hey uhh sorry to bother you again but can you do motherly MC again mmbut she dies?

Also love your work your an amazing writer!♥️

janskdndis ur gonna kill me!! oh and you're never a bother, i love seeing people in my asks no matter who they are. and thank you!! i appreciate it!! :)) the angst is incoming haha watch out. also sorry this took so long ive been trying to finish school and now im done!! yeahh!! aight enjoy babs thank you <3

motherly! mc, dearly departed from this world. warning: kinda fucking sad haha

sure, the demons, angels and solomon had all been alive for thousands of years.

they'd experienced sadness.

the fall, the death of lilith, day-to-day sadness, but nothing hit quite like this.

lucifer handles your death with the most honour.

he stands over your casket, stood tall, forlorn, fixing the rich wood with a crestfallen expression.

only when it's time to lower your casket into the ground does he finally break, crumble, sink to the ground and just sob.

there's nothing he can do but cry as his favourite human says goodbye one final time.

collecting himself, he'd lead the throwing of the flowers onto your casket and wouldn't dare take his eyes off of it until it was no longer visible.

it breaks him. he worked hard to achieve happiness again, after the fall, after lilith, and you gave that to him.

and now, you were gone.

the universe truly was cruel.

mammon would be beside himself. he might go a little mad. pretending that you're still with them, that you're still by his side.

but when he sees that casket, he knows it's all a lie.

for once he doesn't put a front up. he just sniffles and whimpers through the whole ceremony, the first to comfort lucifer when he crumbles.

life ain't worth living with MC, he tells himself, but for the sake of his brothers he carries on.

your possessions are the most valuable thing he owns. after your death, there's not a piece of grimm more valuable than something that had belonged to you.

he guards your memory more diligently than Cerberus guards the catacombs, and when the day comes that he joins you, he'll only hope you accept him with open arms.

levi never was good with the prospect of death.

lilith's death changed him, truly. and your death changed him again.

he didn't care for games much. he could scarcely recall anime titles. he even forgot to feed Henry 2.0 once.

he spends most of his days now at sea, with hell's navy. he devotes himself to militarism, trying to distract himself from remembering the way you used to make him get enough sleep, or encourage him to finish one more level.

at times, he can't forget.

he sits in his bathtub till the late hours of the morning, even though it's something you disliked. just crying, silent tears.

he tries to cope, but it's hard. death really does change people.

satan is consumed by his books.

he becomes scarily interested in necromancy and reanimation. he can't find anything, though, so he turns to reincarnation. looking through the record of every soul to enter heaven or hell, he wants to find you.

it's actually easier for him to accept your death than anyone else. he was probably the only one who remembered your mortality, and appreciated it.

just as he appreciated the way you cleared his desk for him, procuring cutesy bookmarks to save his page when he fell asleep with a tome.

during long, quiet nights, he sits down with a special book- an autobiography he had inked especially for you.

a few tears may be shed as he thinks back fondly, focusing on the good as opposed to dwelling on the bad.

he'll find your soul eventually, he knows he will. but for now, he's content to just remember you in peace.

it's what you would have wanted.

asmo becomes a hollow shell of what he once was. you were the life of his party, and now you were gone!

he's enraged mostly, how could you leave him?? after all you did together?! you'd just fucking leave him alone! was he too ugly? he could change! he'll change but please please please just come back, please!!

he doesn't care who sees. his cries are loud, ugly, salty tears and snot ruining his silken sheets as he wails.

breathing carefully, the way you taught him to, he finally calms down.

he'll do things the way you showed him- strip the bed, put the linen in the wash. wash your face, nothing too harsh and get a nice drink. paint your nails, wear a facemask, do something nice that you enjoy.

he can't be perfect when his other half is gone. sure, he's got solomon, but it's not the same. you were different. you were you.

beel ignores his sin. he's not hungry anymore. he doesn't want the food he's given, though his stomach growls, just the thought of eating food without you makes him want to throw up.

he feels as though he's failed- despite everyone reassuring him otherwise - he couldn't protect you.

what was he, if not a protector? nothing. he felt small.

he really lost himself, but eventually, under the guise of 'its what MC would have wanted you to do.' he gets his appetite back.

he finds solace in making your favourite foods, and leaving them at your grave. hopefully one day you can eat them together again. that'd be nice.

belphie, unlike beel, amplifies his sin. he turns to it, knowing that he can see you in his dreams.

it's rare for him to be anything other than comatose, only occasionally waking up to eat and wash. he knows you would have expected better from him, but he also hopes that you'd understand.

he needs this, just like he needs you. sometimes he wonders if he should join you, but he knows that that's not the correct answer.

so for now, he'll sleep, and cry happy tears as he sees you on the astral plane, and cry sad tears as he awakes and feels the empty bed beside him.

[the-fiction-witch]

Urges P3

TV SHOW THE QUEENS GAMBIT

COUPLE BENNY WATTS X READER

RATING SMUT AF KINKY AF SMUT!!

"Ready for what?"

"Ready to feel good my pretty little babydoll?" He smirked, rubbing gently on my clit I gasped clamping my legs around his hand "awwww your so cute" he smirked "what's wrong? Don't you want me?" He growled in my ear 

"Benny please just explain what's going on" I said almost on tears 

"Well last night my little babydoll finally let me touch her. After all these years of waiting, all this time of frustration I finally got to cum and it felt… so good babydoll. I can't describe to you how amazing it felt so be inside you, to finally feel a satisfying release after so long." He explained "but you were too good to me. Seeing you in that beautiful babydoll, and feeling you ummm I couldn't take it. But I didn't pleasure you at all, and I felt awful about it. My pretty babydoll got all dressed up for me, laid down and let me fuck her and I didn't even make her cum in return?" He growled, kissing my skin and gently moving his fingers even if I had tried to stop it. "And that's not fair is it Babydoll?" He smirked in my ear "but I know you're so sweet, so shy you'd never ask for it so…" he smirked his hand tugging on my wrist "I got some things while I was shopping, from a little place I know. And while you were sleeping last night I… chained you up to my bed" he smirked showing the harsh cold chains against my skin 

"Benny what the fuck-" I began

"Ahh ahh ahh bad girl" he smirked slapping my exposed pussy making me gasp in pain and pleasure "don't you swear at me"

"What are you going to do to me?' I asked 

"I'm going to please you. Make you feel good. Live out… some of my fantasies in you babydoll" he smirked "everything I've been wanting to do to you. All my… urges." He smirked 

"Benny please i-"

"Shhh it's okay, I'll be nice. Unless of course you're a bad little girl. In which case you'll find I can be very very mean" he smirked grabbing my arse hard "you want out?" He asks and I nodded "well there's two ways my sweet babydoll"

"Which are?"

"Number one… you can cum a hundred times" he smirked "two… you can beg me?"

"Beg you?"

"Ummm, like I was begging for you that night. Maybe then I'll be nice but until then my sweet beautiful babydoll" he smirked holding one of his chains and I noticed in it was a key he moved it to his lips giving it a kiss before letting it fall to his skin "you will stay my beautiful little locked up lady" he smirked 

"Benny please I'm not sure i-" I began

"Don't worry babydoll. I'll make you cum. And a real orgasm not those little baby ones you give yourself" he smirked gently pushing his fingers inside me again slowly finger fucking me 

"What?" I asked in shock "how do you-"

"Hummm I can hear you babydoll" he growled in my ear making me turn bright red as he smirked at me 

"H-hear me what?' I stuttered

"Moaning my name. Gasping for breath lustfully. Your bed creaking as you imagine your fingers are me" he smirked "well we both got a little overwhelmed by our urges didn't we? And I got to feel satisfied from mine so I'll make you satisfied. It's only fair babydoll" he smirked kissing my head he moved his hand away giving me space to breath as he pushed my knees apart moving my legs so I couldn't hide anything from him so he saw every inch of me "uuumm your so beautiful" he groans kissing down my neck his hands stroking my thighs he took the bow of the babydoll nightie in his teeth pulling on it to reveal my breasts but my hands where chained there was nothing I could do "uuuuhhh! Even more beautiful then I imagined" he groaned a hand leaving my thigh to undo his belt Letting his rock hard erection hit his stomach he went to hold his base and pump but he stopped himself he kissed down my chest between my breasts moaning a little each kiss he did he stopped in the centre of my chest a moment his hands grabbing my breasts 

"Benny!" I argued as he was squeezing rather hard

"Oohhh yeah! Uummmm you feel so good. Uughhh I wanna lay here forever my beautiful babydoll!" He groans but I noticed his hands moving slightly to rub on my nipples exposing them to the cold of his apartment and his attention "uumm does that feel nice?" He asked as I uncontrollably clamped my thighs together gently running as he touched them "does my babydoll like her nipples getting played with?" He asked I didn't move trying not to react "y/n please come on. I just wanna make you feel good. Repay you for making me feel so good. I can't if you won't play with me" he says sadly "I can't make you feel amazing if you won't tell me what makes you feel good. What you like, what you don't, what makes you… wet, what gets my babydoll to cum?" He smirked 

"I don't know Benny" I blushed "it's all new to me"

"New to you? Y/n I knew you were inexperienced but last night did I?" He asked and I nodded a little afraid "uuuumm fuck! I took your virginity last night. Uhhh! Enough enough! I don't think I can get any harder!" He complained "but I went in so easily you- uummmm you must have been dripping wet for me babydoll" he smirked "so? What made you so excited? What made my babydoll so wet last night?" He asked 

"Well I uhh-" I stuttered

"Was it… the kissing?" He asked and I shook my head "our cuddle?" He asked and I shook my head. He thought for a moment that the cogs in his head were working as he bit his bottom lip before something clicked "oohh babydoll? Was it… my voice?" He whispered and he moved his hand to touch me feeling me as he spoke "ummm that makes sense. Sneaking down to hear me moaning and groaning desperate for my babydoll. Whispering and telling you how good you make me feel. Umm that's what gets my babydoll so wet? Listening to my voice?" He asked and I nodded he chucked a dark lustful laugh like a evil villain almost "then I'm going to tell you everything my sweet little babydoll" he smirked kissing down my neck and rest again biting and leaving a hiki on each if my breasts as he rubbed on my clit feeling the wetness gathering there "oohh babydoll, your so wet. Are you getting desperate? Do you want me babydoll? Do you need me? Is your pussy aching for me? Is it throbbing with how badly you need me babydoll? Do you want to touch? Or do you want me to touch?" He growled and I squirmed against his hand feeling so close already "ohh or does my babydoll want my cock?" He whispered thrusting three fingers inside me from his other hand the other still playing with my clit and I instantly hit a wall of pleasure much like I had the other night but this was harder, bigger, longer, Benny letting me ride it out on his fingers from the first twinge of pleasure to my last aching moment

"Ahhhhhhhh!! Benny!!" I squealed my knees clamping together so desperate not to let him see me so desperate and so exposed I stopped feeling the waves of pleasure across me getting back my breath my eyes clearing a little to see Benny knelt on the bed moving his hands away even if they there dripping where I had no doubt squirted in his hands where I was so overwhelmed he had a look in his eyes a look I didn't know, part of me desired that look and another part of me knew to be afraid. "Benny… what are you?" I began

"Fuck babydoll" he gasped I was confused and then I looked down seeing his stomach he has cum too all over his stomach his cock slowly softening "you look so beautiful when you cum" he smiled kissing my head he cleaned himself up and then smiled to me "sorry. Didn't expect that to uhh happen so fast" he blushed "didn't wanna get anything on my little babydoll. Don't wanna get you pregnant" he smirked "well… yet"

"Yet?" I asked in panic

"Shih sh sh sh… don't worry about it babydoll. Now did that feel good?" He asked and I nodded blushing hard "good girl, now be as loud as you want, and I'm sorry but you won't get to hear my sexy voice much? But I'll make up for that lack of wetness babydoll" he winked "maybe… don't squirt as much this time if you can" he warns so I nodded a little confused what he was going to even do "now I best get going, while you still taste so good" he growled and before I could even think he pushed my legs as far apart as they would go holding my legs so I had no escape from him as he kissed and licked my clit and pussy 

"AAAHHH!! BENNY!" I screamed in shock, feeling my back arch as I couldn't move my legs or my arms. I kicked my feet a little in panic feeling such quick and strong pleasure so soon after that last one. All of it felt so good 

"Awww already? It's okay babydoll, just relax and let master kiss your pretty pussy" he smirked between kisses 

"Uughhh Benny!" I screamed already feeling close again from his desperate kisses and licks I was shaking a little already feeling overwhelmed until with a little kiss with a little suck I hit my wall twice as hard as the last time and twice as powerful if it wasn't for benny's hands holding my legs open I would have crushed his head between my thighs like a watermelon. He kissed and licked as I rode it out and he sat up wiping his mouth 

"I thought I said don't squirt as much" he complained 

"Sorry Benny" I gasped 

"It's okay" he laughs "naughty girl" he smirked slapping my overstimulated pussy 

"Uhhhhhh! Benny!" I whine 

"Awww I'm sorry babydoll, is your clit a little overstimulated?" He asked and I nodded "that's okay. There are... other things I can play with" he smirked 

"Benny please…"

"Awww it's ok I'll make you fe good babydoll don't worry"

"Benny please no more. I'm not sure I can" 

"You've only had two babydoll. I know you can do better than two" he smirked picking my hips up and flipping me over to be on my stomach my arms still chained above my head when I felt a hard and harsh slap on my arse 

"Oowww!! Benny!" I complained

"Aww what's wrong? My babydoll not like it when master spanks her?" He smirked doing it again harder this time 

"Benny it hurts" I whine 

"It's meant to hurt babydoll, then you won't defy me. How am I ever meant to set you free if you won't even let me give you three orgasums? Or does my babydoll wanna be locked up forever?" He growled spanking me again 

"Uhh Benny" I gasped as the vibration of my skin was hurting but a nice hurting as it almost made me rub against myself 

"Ohh yeah, moan for me babydoll. Uuhh groan for your master!" He smirked spanking me harder and much more frequently his nails digging into my skin with each spank "fuck! I love your fucking ass! Uhhhh you look so beautiful bent over babydoll. Uuummm I'm gonna make you red raw for your fucking master my naughty little babydoll" he groans almost humping me as he spanked me "uhh fuck! You've been such a naughty girl! Uummmm so so bad Babydoll! Uhh! You're my naughty girl! Fuck! Yes!" He groaned and before I could even react to say a word he slipped inside me grabbing hard on my red and aching arse cheeks where he had been spanking me but it felt different from Last night and I realized why, he had cum when he was fingering me, got hard again while he was eating me out, humped me while he spanked me and now he inside me but this time. No protection. This time Benny watts was fucking me raw "uughhh! You're such a naughty little babydoll for your master!" He almost screamed 

"Uuughhh Benny!' I screamed feeling so much more of him a condom was such a small thing but it seemed to have hidden so much of the feeling of Benny from you "Benny your- your-" I gasped between breaths 

"Oddly enough babydoll I know!" He groaned spanking me again "ummm i told you, you were a naughty girl, and naughty girls means master gets what he wants." He smirked "and master wants to raw fuck his little babydoll! Master wants to cum inside his babydoll!" He growled spanking me arse with one hand the other pulling on my hair "and babydoll is gonna take it and cum on her master's cock and take every drop of my cum. Or masters spanking her till she bleeds!" He growled 

"Uuuhhh Benny!" I screamed as he got faster and faster a pase I couldn't even comprehend each thrust pushing me closer and closer to the edge into clouds of pleasure into another planet of thinking benny's pulling on my hair all that kept my head up from the pillow my arms chained above me unable to move in anyway until I hit the strongest and most powerful thing I had felt in my life, like a firework exploded in me, like I collapsed to another realm of reality screaming his name like a banshee tightening myself to an extent I'm surprised I didn't hurt him he screamed loudly too louder then I had ever heard him before his hips bucking inside me feeling the strange sensation of him burying each little load inside of me before he pulled out and collapsed on his side of the bed 

"Fuck… babydoll. Uummmm I love kinky sex with you" he smirked giving my lips a kiss and unchaining me the second he did I slapped him 

"That's for chaining me without consent Benny" I warn before I grabbed his face and kissed him deeply 

"What was that for?"

"Not letting me out" I smiled "thanks for… all that Benny" I blushed 

"Your welcome y/n" he smiled "it's only fair. You made me feel that good so I had to return the favor" he smiled as I nuzzled into his neck and he wrapped an arm around me 

"You are like… really into spanking aren't you?" I asked and he shrugged "no Benny seriously that's not like kinda into spanking that's like properly really really into it"

"I like spanking" He shrugs 

"I can tell" I giggled 

"Your into my voice? Seriously I talk and I can feel you get wetter" he says 

"You have a sexy voice" I blushed 

"Ohh do I babydoll" he smirked pulling me closer "you like what I talk to you?" He asked and I nodded "you like when I call you babydoll?" He asks and I nodded 

"Specifically when you say my babydoll" I smiled 

"Umm well you are my babydoll." He smirked "do you… like when I say" he began smirking at me a little "master?" 

"Eh I could take it or leave it, why do you like calling yourself master?" I asked "would you like it if I called you master Benny?" I smirked 

"Eh not really," he shrugs "I'd rather you just use my name honestly" 

"What about my little baby boy?" I giggled

"Your what?"

"Well I'm your little babydoll, why can't you be my little baby boy?"

"A power dynamic. B ain't no way in hell your calling me baby boy" he warns 

"Why not Benny?"

"Because I don't want people thinking I'm one of those weirdos who gets off on their girlfriend being in charge of them"

"A dominatrix?"

"Yes babydoll, a dominatrix"

"Why not?" I giggled "you like dominating me? You might like getting dominated Benny" I smirked moving to sit on his stomach 

"Are you trying to tell me you wanna try and be in charge of me?" He laughs

"Maybe" I giggled 

"One time! And please don't tell anyone about it" he sighed so I giggled grabbing the keys from his chain putting it around me instead as I slipped off my nightie leaving me naked on him he smirked a little seeing me as I got the long chain he had used for both my wrists to attach to his bed spotting the two padlocks and two keys 

"Where did you get this?" I asked 

"Sex shop" he shurgs 

"Where do you know a sex shop Benny?' 

"It used to be a porn shop, but they diversified. They have everything there"

"You'll have to take me. In the morning" I smirked 

"It's just about lunch time babydoll we have time to go"

"No we won't" I smirked pulling him to sit up he was a little confused but I moved grabbing his hands moving them behind his back wrapping the chain around both his wrists in a way he couldn't escape and padlocking it with one lock I moved back smiling at him and he looked a little worried as I pushed him to knee on the floor as I sat cross legged on the bed leaning on my arms so he didn't see anything he wanted to as I wrapped the chain around his neck like a collar locking it with the other padlock holding the rest of the chain like a lead "come on the benny. Let's play' I smirked.

[purplerainsaladtea]

TMNT Leo x April [Fic Request]

Thank you to the Wonderful @narwals14 for the Request 💕

[Type of Fic: Fluff]

[Warnings: Minor swearing]

Fugitoid touched down the Ship on a Nearby Planet causing everyone to stumble a bit from the Impact "Okay everyone! We needed to make a quick pit stop. Now this time can we please not try to tick off an intergalactic Alien warlord please?" He asked then shook his head and walked towards the door and opened it. Raph rolled his eyes then walked into the Room with the others to get Geared up with Casey walking beside him "Ha! No promises Fuiga-dude" He nudged Fugitoids shoulder as he passed by.

Fugitoid groaned and hung his head "Oh dear..." He shook his head "What am I gonna do with you all..." He mumbled to himself. April gently placed her hand on Fugitoids shoulder "Don't worry professor. Casey is just Joking" She smiled reassuring but it soon faded "...Ehh... Well at least I hope..." She shook her head "We'll all make sure to keep him in check" She promised. Fugitoid nodded "Thank you April"

She smiled "No problem!" She went to go gear up with the Others. Casey nudged April's shoulder when she walked in, causing her to rub it and glare at him "So, You're Gonna keep me in Check eh red?" He grinned and got close to her face. April only rolled her eyes and shoved his face out of hers "You heard me right, Jones" She turned her back to him and started to attach her gear to her Yellow jumpsuit. Casey chuckled "Well I'll make sure to Really misbehave around you then Red~" He flirted.

"Ay, Casey. Leave her be." Raph told him then dragged him out by the back of his suit. "Ah! Hey! Cut it out Raph!" He groaned then looked at April "See you later Babe!" He yelled out to her. April only wrinkled her face in disgust at the Nickname and scoffed before continuing to gear up. As Casey was being dragged out, out of the corner of his eye he spotted a Pissed off Leonardo glaring daggers his way as Leo was also in the Room gearing up with everyone else.

Leo soon finished before hearing April sigh, causing him to look over at her then look back at his gear and clearing his throat nervously "..Just ignore him April. You know how Casey Can be sometimes" He grabbed his Swords and Lazer guns, equipping them to himself before walking over to her. She held her Helmet in her hands and nodded looking at him before looking at her Reflection in it "Yeah, I know. He's just so Annoying sometimes" She shook her head then put it on. Leo nodded "Yeah.. But that's Casey for you" He shrugged then left the Ship with her.

Her eyes widened "Woah... This place is gorgeous" She glanced around. Leo glanced around as well and nodded "Yeah.." Leo then glanced at her and smiled lightly before she glanced back at him with a confused look, wondering why he was staring at her. Leo blushed lightly and quickly looked away from her, tensing up. Fugitoid came over and stood by the Two of them "This is the Planet of Hanviea. A Beautiful Planet known for it's Crystal mining, Peaceful Population, Great Trade routes, and Beautiful waters and Gardens" His face lit up to show a happy smile "The Aarrealek People who inhabit this planet have Lived in Peace for Centuries and are known for their hospitality and Great Talent" He explained. April nodded "I bet"

Fugitoid nodded "Now shoo you two, go have your fun" He nudged them off.

~Timeskip because I'm lazyyyy~

Leo walked with April and had a Genuinely nice conversation with her. They stopped at a few booths from time to time to look at some of the items people were selling. Leo picked up a Really Pretty Crystal that looked like it had its own little waterfall within it "Wow.. Hey April, come look at-" He looked over to expect to see April standing by his side but he didn't see her. Panic shot through him as he set the Crystal down "April?" He called for her "April!" He called for her again but got no response. Leo quickly ran off from the booth to look for her. He search for at least an Hour before finally finding her in one of the Garden Area's "April! There you are! Why did you run off like that? I-I've been looking for you for ages!" He scolded. April was too fascinated by the flowers to pay attention to Leo's bickering.

"That's amazing.." Leo took the flower back from her and it changed back to the blue/green color again. April nodded then glanced at Leo, admiring his features and getting a bit lost. Leo looked at her and Smiled Smugly "April?"

"April are you even listening to me?" Leo asks and crouches down next to her, glancing at the flowers before glancing back at her. April snapped out of her little daze and looked at Leo "Huh? Oh y-yeah, totally" She shook her head and looked back at the Flowers. Leo sighed then looked at the flowers and his eyes widened slightly "Damn..." He picked a flower up and the flower went from a Glowing white color and changed to a Pretty Green/blue color. April looked at the flower in Leo's hand and gently took it from him and examined it. The flower then flickered again and changed to a pretty Yello/brown/brown color "Woah..."

April blinked "H-Hm?" She asked and looked at him. Leo motioned to the Flowers around them, they had all went from a pretty white to a Bright Red-ish pink color. April noticed them and blushed "Ah! What the hell!? Why are they doing that? I-Is Raph Nearby or something? H-He has to be.." She tried to play it off. Leo smiled and shook his head "Ooo~ ouch~ if he heard that you even associated him with anything related to the color pink he'd kill you" He teased. April blinked then rolled her eyes playfully and playfully hit Leo's shoulder "Oh quiet you~ if that's the case then he better not find out from a certain someone" She playfully warned. Leo raised an eyebrow "Oh yeah? And who might that certain someone be Miss O'Neill?" He asked.

"You're Smart, you'll figure it out" She held her head up high. Leo chuckled and shook his head before placing the flower back into in her hands "Hey.. April?" He asked. "Yeah Leo?" She looked at him

"There is something I've been meaning to tell you for Awhile now..." He leaned in close to her face. She nodded "okay?" She tilted her head. Leo gulped and seemed very nervous "I..." He sighed "...I... Like you... April, okay?... As like.. More than a Friend and before you say anything yeah I know it's dumb and so sudden and now is probably the worst time to tell you since we have more important things to focus on like saving Earth but it's just been driving me nuts and I needed to get this off my chest.. Not to mention I feel like a huge dick considering Donnie and Casey also Like you" He looked down "and I know you'd Probably Prefer someone like Casey over myself or Donnie but either way... I just thought I'd let you know so that I can at least sleep at night now" He scoffed. April's eyes widened and her Jaw Dropped as she fell silent

Leo sighed "Sorry to Bother you..." He stood up and proceeded to walk off before being stopped when a hand grabbed his wrist, causing him to flinch and look at who grabbed him. April grinned mischievously "So I managed to Steal the Fearless Leaders Heart, eh?" She asked teasingly. Leo blushed lightly and rubbed his neck a bit "I guess.." He smiled lightly and glanced away from her. She smiled and squealed "Ahhh! I can't believe it!"

Leo was utterly confused and shocked by her reaction "I-.. Uhh-.. What? You aren't mad? O-Or disgusted?" He asked. She shook her head "Nope!"

Leo's eyes widened and he smiled but it soon faded "Wait... What about Donnie and Casey?" He asked. April shrugged and crossed her arms "I mean... Casey is well...-erm.. Casey. And Donnie is an Absolute Sweetheart but I don't really see him as anything more than like a Friend or Brother" She shrugged. Leo nodded "Oh..."

April returned the nod "Yeah.." She shook her head then Both her and Leo got a Buzz on their Arm gauntlets with a Voice message from fugitoid

"The ship is all fixed and Refueled! Please Report back to the Ship! Blee-bloop"

"well, I guess that's our cue" April shrugged and took Leo's hand and started walking back towards the ship "C'mon"

Leo followed her but was still in shock by what just happened, thinking this was some Dream. A God Damn wonderful dream for the Blue clad turtle. But either way for him whether it was or wasn't.. He was still one Damn happy turtle.

[akutagawa-and-figs]

I'd make it a prank on Kiro lmaoo

Replace every junk food/candy/chocolate with something else and wrap it in the original wrapper

"Where's my junk food stash? What is this?? DID YOU EAT ALL OF THIS?? BUT BABE!" cue to the saddest blue eyes in the world. all ships have sunk in his world, Mr Sunshine golden retriever personified will never find happiness again after this betrayal

but i love that man with all i have and would never do him dirty like that... but I'm still gonna have my fun, you best belive that

"Hey, babe.. Kiro? I have something in the left pocket of my jacket, why don't you check it out?"

"???" "A key? Isn't this the mail box key?"

"Why don't you check it out?"

if you, like Kiro, expected him to find his missing food then hahaha- you fools

"A treasure map?? IS THIS WHERE MY FOOD IS!??"

"No, i really did eat all your stash lol"

"BABE! 😭😭 Then what is this??"

"Why don't you find out for yourself?"

he's gonna have fun figuring out all the riddles and puzzles, eventually coming to the last hint.. me

"So?? What's my last hint? Where's my treasure?"

"... what do you mean 'where's my treasure?'? You're looking at it! Am i not sweet enough for you?"

"Wh-wha- nO you are but... but babe! My food.. you know Savin doesn't let me eat anything worthwhile. The only thing i lose with his diets is my will to live. 😞"

"Don't worry Kiro, I'm going to give you the sweetest kiss you ever had, come here"

and you know how this goes- he pouts, i raise an eyebrow "you don't want my kiss?" he startles "oh no, i do want your kiss" then it's sweet kissy time

"Are you mad at me?"

"No, you know i can't be mad at you. Did you at least enjoy it?"

"Oh definitely, it was delicious."

"...babe, you're really devious sometimes. I still love you tho!!"

"hmm... hey, Kiro? Which pocket did i tell you to look into?"

"Uhh the left one? Why?"

"Ohhh i meant the right pocket! I knew i forgot something. My bad!"

"babe???"

inside the right pocket he finds the car keys and, albeit a little perplexed, now also hopeful, he runs out to the car parked in front of the house and comes back 2 minutes later, with a huge white bag in each hand. It's like Heavens opened it's doors for this man for he radiates light and energy that would put Sun to shame. Crystal clear summer sky in his eyes, cheeks-hurting grin on his face, birds started singing (birds are singing? wait what??) uhh

"BABE!!"

"call me that a few more times and one of these days, when someone asks for my name, one of us is gonna say babe and it'll be all your fault."

"BABY!"

"not slik"

"ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU"

and if you think i bought him everything i ate, you'd be wrong, again. No, i bought him everything I like (and, yeah ok, i guess i threw in some of the junk he's obsessed with), but he's blessed i have an AMAZING taste, so anything i like- he loves

"KINDER!! So. many. KINDER products yesyesyes!!"

"hey, Kiro? quick question.."

"yes, the love of my life?"

"haha cute, but... have these birds been here the whole time??"

"Oh, not that you mention it, i don't think so?? Why?"

"... nothing, just enjoy your food, you disney princess."

"Okay babe! Thank you babe!"

Gosh darn it, i couldn't love him more even if i tried 😭😭😭

Since you gave permission to scream about mlqc...... I want to h*ld h*nds with Gavin 😈 maybe even sn*ggle....

Since we’re talking about secret confessions, here are mine. 🤫 I want to…

Eat all of Kiro’s junk food when he isn’t looking 🍟

Steal a pair of Gavin’s underwear and blame it on Minor 🩲

Dine and dash on Victor after a meal at Souvenir 💨💨💨

Contaminate Lucien’s lab results 🧪