#you’re baking

[anythingtosay]

THIS IS SO GOOOOOOOD

New one shot fic cooking. Baker x Wedding planner AU

“When Gale arrived at the venue clad in black chefs coat with matching gloves, hefting box after box of cake components on the the appointed set up table, Astarion couldn't help but stare. It had been several years since they were in the same room and seeing him again in person made something long dormant squirm in his chest.

The familiar intensity on his ex-husbands face, the careful way he pulled his hair back in an artful half twisted topknot. It took his breath away for a few tense moments.

He was more muscular than Astarion remembered, thick biceps and chest pulling the heavy duck of the coat taught with every reach and stretch as he assembled the cake with practiced precision. He was now greying around his temples with errant patches of white on his left eyebrow and chin.

He had let his hair grow considerably longer in their time apart and now sported a meticulously trimmed beard. A change that suited his round face far better than the short cropped cut and bare face, he wore when they were married.

He was still on the heavier side but he had always carried it handsomely. He was densely muscled with a layer of plush fat rounding out his shoulders, hips, and stomach. Not to mention the supple swell of his ass in his perfectly fitted jeans.

Astarion stared for a moment, his memory clearly didn’t do the man justice.”

“Simple plans and half-baked apologies”

[saywhat-78]

Misha Collins looking the so called cw sniper dead in the face:

“I said it was a homosexual declaration of love. Castiel loves Dean like a lover. If cw weren’t homophobic Cas and Dean would be balls deep. The show’s ending would have had Castiel in the bar with his arm around Dean”

[littlenastieswewhispered]

“buffy ended the show single :)” ok but only because her current love interest just DIED!! (he near quite literally died in her arms! in sacrifice for her!) her last words of the entire series were telling him she loves him and then saying his name in admiration. she isn’t single; she’s a widow.

[blindlydancing]

Amren was right. They hate Elain because they ain’t Elain.

[you-wanna-know]

Happy New Year! 🎉✨

[luckybyler]

I'm tagging this because y'all need to see this. This is why I say what people are doing to Noah is antisemitism:

I don’t know if the account they’re doing this to is actually Noah or they just think it’s him, or someone who likes him. But either way, the fact that they say “Hamas need to put you in a blender” makes it clear that they know good and well that Hamas is a terrorist organization and not some freedom fighters or anything, they just don’t care.

Bullying Is Bad (unless you have a different political opinion than me)

Be kind (except to those who think different)

Fandoms must not be toxic (unless an actor is Jewish and thinks Israel has the right to exist, then let’s cancel him and wish him the worst)

Let’s prevent suicide (unless the person we’re harassing commits the crime of not having our exact point of view)

Protect minorities (but not the wrong ones, if you know what I mean)

Who in their right mind thinks the rightful response to a 19-year-old actor supporting his own people is doing actual, material harm to them, or to someone you think it’s them (not that it matters, someone’s getting hurt anyway)? To those who do this shit and those who egg them on and/or think it’s ok:

YOU’RE PSYCHOPATHS.

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

Marcia. Marcia but she pays extra close attention and knows her friends’ favorite type of dessert and favorite flavors and so she knows exactly what to make them for their birthdays every year

[itwasrocknroll]

Yes the song is what you think it is

[shiggybrainr0t]

the symbol of peace just saw my panties?!

warnings: one creep, reader wears panties but is otherwise gn, not really edited very well probably

you’re standing in your underwear and a big T-shirt outside you’re apartment building in the middle of December with every single other person that lives in the building.

you were rudely awakened by the fire alarm going off in the building loudly, and after jumping five feet in the air and realizing that no, you didn’t dream it, you jump up to start pulling on pants. soon after however, you heard the night clerk pounding on doors telling everyone to evacuate quickly because there was a fire on the fifth floor. you got tangled in the left leg, and were hopping around before the clerk got to your door. his urgency spurred you on out the door, barely having the mind to put your slippers on as you fled. so here you are, pantless, shifting from leg to leg in what you used to deem your pajamas.

your arms are crossed tightly across your chest, trying to keep what little modesty you had left. it seems you weren’t doing that great of a job as the creepy guy from 4B was leering at you openly.

you were just about to yell at him-what were you going to say? probably a slur of curse words and how you could kick his ass even in your panties- when a thick blanket was suddenly draped around you and large, scarred hands where on your shoulders.

turning around quickly, you were shocked to see the symbol of peace smiling down at you gently. deku was clad in his hero suit, and was big. like, really big. you had only ever seen him on tv, so you never realized just how big he actually was. you don’t know how the boy you watched on television during his first sports festival became this hunk of a man. he also smelled really good. kind of woodsy, and all cozy home baked cookies in a cute tin.

as you were gawking at him, mouth hanging open a little, deku shifted a little to block you from the 4B creep’s line of sight. he pulled the blanket tighter around your shoulders, and gave you another smile as he patted your shoulders gently.

“are you alright?”

his voice was smooth, and soft. not too deep but not high pitched either. you think to yourself that anyone would be calmed whenever he was talking to them. you always had thought he had a nice voice whenever you heard him in the television, but in person it was even smoother and softer. blinking out of your stupor, you nod quickly, before gasping in horror. the rising hero deku, who on the fast track at becoming number one, has seen you in your panties.

deku smiles at you again (that famous blinding smile that before tonight you had never seen in person) before stating “don’t be embarrassed! this isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone in their underwear.”

you can only blink at him in surprise, and it dawns on him what his statement implies as he looks at your expression.

“no- wait not like that, well I mean-“

he stops his stumbling whenever you have to muffle your laughter. his grin turns shy, and he brings a hand up to rub the back of his neck.

“um, anyway. the fire was just a toaster, everything is fine. you should be able to go back inside soon.”

your relief is palpable, and deku gives you one last grin before waving at you and walking away. you watch as he approaches 4B creep, the guy’s eyes widening drastically at whatever look deku gives him, and swings his arm around 4B’s shoulders and starts waking towards the edge of the crowd. deku turns to look at you one last time over his shoulder, giving you a wink.

[cupiidzbow]

I’m still thinking about that post i rbed earlier today about self shippers of color esp black ones having to deal with so much racism bc no fandom space is ever safe for them and everyone in the tags being like “we need to do better to make this a safer community!” and literally i have to be like hang on were yall not doing that before?

[tojiscrack]

OH MY GOSH. WHAT IF YUUJI.... BECOMES A POTENTIAL LOVE INTEREST IN LIAR LIAR.......... CUS I REMEMEBER SMTHING AB A LOVE TIRANGLE(???) UNLESS IM HORRIBLY MISTAKEN BC I HAVE BAD MEMORY.. BUT... LIKE ITS COMPLETLEY POSSIBLE PLUS THE HEAVY ANGST FACTOR???? IM HAVING A CRISIS THINKING ABT THIS RNN 😭😭😭

liar, liar masterlist here:

oh? 👀

i like this prediction 😇

you’re right about a love triangle, i did mention that before. it’s not exactly a triangle tho, y’know? it’s a different shape. a weird one 😀

i know people tend to hate the love triangle trope (as do i, ‘cause in books/movies/tv shows, they’re all terrible) but i think i can do it justice. like, you’ll want to rip ur hair out of ur head for all the right reasons :)

i love how i have everyone running around like headless chickens with just ONE tag 😭😭

[bread-blogs]

Scott Summers really putting the “crane” into craning your neck goddamn

[fizzytoo]

celebrating birthdays at grandma and grandpa’s!

[lialox]

Do you ever just see art that makes you feel like someone put you in a rice cooker and steamed you? 🫠

[etherealhoneypie]

i love to agree with my coworkers abt how bad the country is and then be like yes!!! that’s because capitalism is terrible. and they’re always like 😟

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

Me, walking the New Guy around on his first day: And yeah, that’s pretty much it as far as the tour goes, so we’ll just hang out here in the driver room until your trainer shows up.

New Guy: Yeah ok, that’s cool.

*HR/payroll lady walks in, I say hi, we chat for a second about a pumpkin spice cake recipe she gave me right before the holiday*

Me: Oh! By the way, New Guy, this is the HR lady, her name is *redacted* and she’s very nice!

HR lady, that I know full well used to be the ONLY accountant and called “the accounting nazi” but has honestly been nothing but kind and helpful to me personally: *does that old person, no bullshit, over the glasses with raised eyebrows look* Oh, you really are still new!

Me, to New Guy: Okay, she’s honestly been really nice to me personally, but there’s a rumor from the veterans to not get on her bad side.

HR lady: *straight up cackles, then does that sweet old lady shoulder pat where they barely touch just the outside your shoulder their finger tips* There we go!