#you’d be HORRIFIED

[redhotarsenic]

I know this is not really Anything but I finally managed to wash and comb my hair after god knows how long

[justsouth0fknowingwhy]

just south of knowing why tv isn’t a want for me just so you all know. it’s a need

[i-just-really-like-renga]

*clenching teeth* so funny how Tadashi was so Worried about a possible Scandal that he took an unconscious teenager into a love hotel and tried to pay him off. Like, sir what the Fuck are you on about? Where were you when Reki literally had his arm broken and got hospitalized by your beloved boss? Where was the scandal prevention then? Were you off that day? I don’t know you. I don’t trust you. I don’t believe a word you say. Speak slowly and clearly into the microphone if you touched one hair on that boys head I will have you EVISCERATED-

[real-total-drama-takes]

"i would make ___ content but i cant draw or write"

you have a keyboard to write this out on and a notes app. write fanfiction no matter how bad you are!!!!!! thats how you get better!!!

And draw. If you’ve got a pencil and paper, you can draw content for your favorite ship. We all start somewhere! And if you draw heathney content, no matter how “beginner” you are, i will love it

[packedandstrapped]

There seems to be a lot of folks longing to be railed by two or more butches. Like I’ve had three conversations this week about the same thing.

Surely we could crowdsource a solution, right? Should I buy the butchspitroast.me domain?

I do have other suggestions:

butchspitroasted.us

sucksstraplikea.pro

railedbybutches.win

butchbang.fr

butchesinsideof.me

In all seriousness this butch/masc love on social media blows my mind. Like ten years ago my friends weren’t cool with me using the word “butch” let alone talking about wanting to get railed by bunches of us. A truly wild time.

[milimeters-morales]

i’m getting so many pro-israel propaganda commercials on my TV back to back and NONE of the coverage about what’s happening to Palestinians and not even the happier moments you’d think they’d try to twist as “Look at HAMAS forcing these HORRIBLE PALESTINIANS to say thank you after INNOCENT ISRAEL HOSTAGES were rescued by israeli troops” or “these kids are smiling and laughing it’s not that bad and all the photos you see of kids torn apart by rubble and missiles are fake”, they’re even using stuff the white house has literally walked back (but because Joe Biden keeps repeating it, that shit basically doesn’t matter to these people) and i’m not surprised in the slightest but damn the difference in what i’d see vs what my parents and grandparents would see is staggering. And the few family members that show me videos of children, covered in wounds and dirt and blood, saying “the jews did this to me” as a sort of “gotcha” on why supporting Palestine is antisemitic honestly blow my mind because you’re really going to focus on how a 6 year old, who lost so much in so little time, is using certain terms? You’re going to police this literal baby’s choice of words when they could die within the hour? You’re not going to focus on the adults who already think this way and already cause so much harm IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY??? You’d rather use a child’s possible last words as evidence that all Palestinians hate Jewish people and should be massacred??? You have NOTHING better to be doing??? Do you seriously only care about Jewish people when you can use them to further mass genocides???

[bogwitchlesbian]

Steddie exes but Eddie broke up with Steve

They dated throughout middle school until sophomore year of high school. They were childhood sweethearts and Eddie and Wayne were the only real people to show Steve love and kindness

Steve is all in, as we know, and is looking forward to the rest of his life with Eddie. He’s the only person that’s stuck around this long, and they’re in love. Even Wayne says he thinks they’ll beat the odds for teen romance. What could possibly happen to break them up?

Steve’s dad, that’s what. He comes home one day while Eddie is on the floor rambling about something to do with the new Judas Priest album, while Steve watches fondly from the couch. Nothing even remotely incriminating is going on. They’re 5 feet apart, and (for once) wearing their own clothes.

Steve’s dad flies off the handle anyway. Says some awful things about eddies family, his dad, the trailer park, and what does Steve think he’s doing, risking the family’s reputation hanging around with “a boy like that”

Naturally Eddie is swiftly kicked out, and Steve’s receives a backhand when he tries to defend Eddie.

Steve’s dad leaves again two days later, and Steve races down to eddies place to apologise, but Wayne answers the door instead.

Looks at Steve with sad eyes, inspects the bruise on Steve’s cheek, and hands him a bag of frozen peas and a letter. Tells him that Steve can always come to him if he needs anything, no matter what.

Steve reads the letter once he has trudged miserably back home. “I’m sorry, I can’t do this anymore” is as far as he gets before he feels his heart shatter.

The letter is full of rubbish as far as Steve is concerned. He gets being discrete until he’s 18 and can legally leave his parents home, but Eddie is talking nonsense.

“You deserve better” and “I can’t give you a family like you want”. Lots of on-the-surface self sacrificing words that Steve realises a few years later, after the hurt has settled, were eddies way of protecting himself from what he saw as the inevitable, which was Steve leaving him for some upper class girl with a perfect perm and perfect lipstick.

after he had cried himself to sleep and took the long route to school to avoid going past forest hills, Steve decided in all his teenage wisdom to do what Eddie asked him to do, and forget he ever existed.

He pretended to like girls, and tommy hagan’s cruel laughter. Pretended to like Nancy wheeler, and still somehow got his heart broken, because damn, even if he wasn’t in love with her the way he wished he could be, hearing that someone considered the idea of being loved by you was “bullshit” fucking stings.

After Nancy he stops trying to pretend. Leans into his long suppressed instincts to protect people, and shows Dustin how to take care of his curls in a way he learned from Eddie when he had to dress up to go to a cousins wedding in Indianapolis when they were 14.

The stuff with the upside down honestly becomes routine faster than he’d like to admit. He falls into the swing of the bat with an easy grace that comes from years of suppressed protective instinct.

When Dustin starts attending hellfire is when Steve’s carefully constructed “new normal” starts to fall apart. His constant requests for Dustin to shut up about eddie Munson lead Dustin to the conclusion that Steve is still clinging to his old King Steve prejudices, because why on earth would he think Steve was in love with him? Which he was, by the way. Steve didn’t think he could ever truly stop at this point.

When Chrissy Cunningham dies, Steve’s world turns upside down (no pun intended). It’s why he throws himself so easily into looking for Eddie, despite his half hearted protests. Because what the fuck had even happened?? Eddie cried when Steve used to kill spiders, he could not stomach such a vicious murder.

Eddie throwing him up against the wall when they find him doesn’t scare Steve (it does something though), but the fear in his eyes does. It stings a little that he doesn’t trust him, but it’s been years, and Steve was kind of a jackass for most of them so he doesn’t altogether blame Eddie.

He does feel like running was a little dumb, but he knows all too well how much Eddie likes to run from things. He hates leaving Eddie in Rick’s boatshed, but he knows that even if he could stay without arousing suspicion, eddie would never let him.

The whole lovers lake debacle deeply confuses Steve. First Eddie almost dislocates his eyeballs staring at Steve’s bare chest, and looks like he’s going to pass out when Steve throws his shirt at him, jumps in after him, gives Steve his BATTLE VEST (the one Steve himself helped make, and fully knows the meaning of) then tries to convince Steve to get Nancy back????

Safe to say Steve’s brain feels a little scrambled.

He blames his whole ‘nuggets’ speech in the rv on that. Because honestly what the hell was he even thinking??

Steve doesn’t think about what happens next.

Doesn’t think about desperately wanting to kiss Eddie when he stops him outside the trailer.

Doesn’t think about the fact that he wasted might be his last moments with him to tell Eddie that he never stopped loving him. That he wants to forget the last few years and just pick back up where they left off.

Doesn’t think about how worried he is leaving him and Dustin there alone.

Doesn’t think about how fucking cool Eddie is now, when he hears master of puppets blasting across the upside down.

Doesn’t think about how much he regrets not saying anything when the vines have him in the creel house.

Definitely doesn’t think about hearing dustins heartbroken wails as they reach the trailer park.

Doesn’t think about the love of his life, lying broken in a pool of his own blood in a nightmare dimension.

Doesn’t think about touching him for the first time in years to lift his dead body and heft it through the portal.

He goes home. And in the shower, he thinks far too much. Stays sat on the shower floor so long that the water would have ran cold, were he in eddies cozy trailer rather than his big tomb of a house with its endless supply of hot water.

He thinks, and thinks, and thinks. Thinks until robin finds him, waterlogged yet dehydrated from crying in his en suite. She has no idea what’s going on, but lifts him out and gets him dry and dressed.

He finally explains everything to her. She cries but he’s out of tears.

Steve doesn’t think he’ll cry again for a long, long time.

[utterdrip]

i have content for at least two more favorite astarion line compilations (probably closer to three) but i also want to make

a wretch/wretched compilation

a ‘no plan just go’ compilation

a favorite line compilation but. none of them are funny or witty neil just does such a fucking amazing job delivering them (aka heartbreaking lines)

a start-and-stop/astarion having too much fun talking to the player he so obviously without any tact remembers to start seducing them mid conversation

mmmmm i might have enough for a part two of the sweet compilation

oh and a compilation of his greetings and how they evolve from dislike->neutral->medium->high->exceptional->lovers (pre and post cazador)

and eventually…. i wanna do a darling compilation but that one scares me

[cliverosfieldslefttiddy]

Baldur’s Gate 3 will have you replaying its 100+ hour story because you just learned on Reddit that you can talk to Glup Shitto from Act 1 somewhere in the sewers in Act 3 but only if you made certain decisions or you can cast Speak With Dead on a certain character’s bed

[mumblesplash]

which trigun show would you say someone should start on?

depends on what you like i think? if you care a lot about visuals and can easily connect to characters without needing to feel like you Know What’s Going On you’ll probably like stampede, if you care more about plot and like. a more tangible-feeling sense of story and worldbuilding it’s probably best to start with the original

[something-of-a-hermit]

Ok I may have quit Venture Crew almost 3 years ago but I need to settle an argument

Reblog for bigger sample size please and thank you

[thentherewasfury]

My grandfather died three years ago today (on my brother’s birthday lol) which set off a clusterfuck six months that included me finishing law school/taking the bar, dumping my boyfriend, putting my horse down, buying a second horse, and starting my first Real Lawyer™️ job.

It’s been a hell of a wild three years.

Anyway, happy death anniversary to the man who taught me by example how to be a stubborn fucking bastard; I miss your loud-ass opinions on good food and don’t miss your loud-ass opinions on politics, but I’m glad you’re not in pain anymore.

[direful]

I can’t stop thinking abt the doomed platonic arc I gave my ocs. Help they compel me

[weedlovingweed]

i wish i had a block post function on mobile like xkit give me for the computer. i’m trying to hard not to unfollow everyone on earth but i get soooo pissed off

[pussymasterdooku]

[continues to utilize a tag-only approach to personal posts because that’s the way my brain is wired i guess]

[mostlykind]

realistically speaking, experiencing love the way it’s portrayed in books and tv shows would probably be traumatic but sometimes a bitch is delusional