#you understand me anon

[drempen]

wow you weren’t lying that One Piece tutorial is one of the worst things I have every seen

Remember to remain strong and dedicated when your female readers get justifiably pissed at you for your awful art 👍

[spacemanxephos]

it’s about the “you’re the best and worst thing that ever happened to me” of it all

“You ruined my life, you know,” Lalnable says. His head is resting in Xephos’ lap. The other man is typing away on a datapad, pretending to ignore the other. Keyword ‘pretending.’

“You ruined your own life,” Xephos replies without hesitation.

Lalnable considers his reply for a moment. Xephos’ eyes don’t leave the screen. The dark rings under his eyes are especially prevalent tonight, perhaps the reason why he wasn’t fighting against Lalnable’s physicality as much as usual.

“…You’re also the best thing that’s ever happened to me~” he says in a sing-song voice, a voice that implies sickly sweet innocence, not tendons stuck in-between sharpened teeth. He reaches up to swipe a playful finger at Xephos’ lip.

Xephos pauses in his typing for a moment. He doesn’t reply, but his jaw ever so slightly clenches, face betraying a hint of care.

Lalnable grins, blood on his lips.

[softshuji]

Ur my fav shuji account and i love him sm😭😭 and omg i love imagining him as “street racer” kinda stuff ifykyk like i wanna be in his car while he drives it and our chance to actually die is 99% or smthn💀💀💀💀 its just so much of a his thing with all the risks and adrenaline yk

I can just imagine him absolutely destroying the tires of the car with a cig in his mouth without any care RAAAHHHHAJSJAJHSim such a slut for him😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That's so sweet?!!!! Thank you so much?!?

You're so right though ofc. Y'know he loves the chases, the fast car rides (the other type of ride too iykwim) and the thrill of potentially getting caught, especially if someone is with him. The more they tell him to slow down the faster he goes, it's almost like a drug to him.

And the car lighting just looks so good on him, he feels so free and wild and happy when he's driving so fast and the engine is so loud and you're worried he'd gonna burn through the tires lol.

I also expect he has the sexiest cars, black matte with those nice streamlined designs and that goes for his bikes too, but ofc with the signature leopard print.

I don't know if you listen to skz but I always associate this song with anything to do with racer shuji

[chubunited]

Very good thoughts, for further consideration:

Eating a large meal only to suddenly realize how stuffed you are, and the combination of weight and fullness prevents you from getting up. The boredom starts to outweigh the fullness and you start eating again because you've got nothing better to do.

Being very casually used as furniture by someone. It's not like you're going anywhere anytime soon, so they might as well get some use out of you. They make sure to bring their favorite beanbag chair some snacks every time they do, so it winds up being a pretty nice arrangement.

Getting fed by a caretaker because you certainly aren't getting up to buy groceries or cook meals anymore. Your only job is to eat anything and everything they bring you, and you excel at it. No need to worry about the future, you know exactly what tomorrow will bring. You'll be sitting in the same spot you are right now, chowing down on more of their home cooking.

God. damn all of these are so good you've fuckin Nailed it holy shit just like, losing all stress and worry because you have exactly 2 things to think about-

being cute

eating yourself fatter forever

And really like. how can you go wrong yknow.

[beachytablecloth]

Suits is so much more fun once you realize they all suck and enjoy them for how much they all suck

EXACTLY!!!!!

[pe0ple3ater]

I've never actually written out something like this, so forgive me if it's a little muddled in places but you mentioned being into cannibalism and, as your one stop shop for all things F!Cell, it feels right for me to try to provide. So here's an obligatory CellTW leg ficlet.

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It was the fear in his eyes that really started the meal. It usually did, but there was something about specifically those beautiful dark eyes, wide with fear and trained on him so dutifully that Cell found delicious.

Pac would have to understand why he was doing this.

Sure, it started as anger. It started as a punishment, since his queridinho had started going behind his back (to his exes no less!) to try to get out and leave Cell behind. Pac wanted to run so badly? Cell would just have to stop him.

But once the leg was off, cut right at the knee and spilling out that beautiful color onto the cold stone floors, spilling and staining Cell's hands fresh again, staining the ugly orange of the jumpsuits they each wore to a much prettier dark crimson where it reached...once he saw those eyes, wide and afraid and lined with building tears

Well, he couldn't just let this gift go to waste, could he?

The first bite was like heaven. A little slimier than normal, but a burst of that coppery ambrosia behind his teeth and dripping down his face. He mourned what he couldn't lick up. He wished he could make Pac part of him more wholly, but this would have to do.

The meat in his jaws was chewy, sticky, and familiar by now, but Pac's was almost sweet. Muscle and tendon tore to his teeth messily, like an art or perhaps like worship. It would have been better cooked, perhaps, but he didn't have time for that and even if he did, he'd lose getting to have those beautiful eyes on him as he feasts on this traitor to his plan and to his heart.

The next mouthful was as good as the first, but now accompanied by the beautiful sound of screams made it taste better. Fear always did taste better...

The screams went quiet and, for an instant, Cell was the one left with a pang of fear...but Pac was just passed out.

He wouldn't run again. He couldn't.

Pac would come to understand why he did this.

Why he had to do this.

Why he made Pac a part of himself like this.

Pac would wake, eventually, to find himself a short crawl away from the prison medical center, a tourniquet already tied around his fresh stump.

Cell never did like to have to kill his favorites, after all.

- 📱

YES YESS!! You ate (lol) this so hard I dropped everything to open tumblr on my laptop to properly respond.

"Well, he couldn't just let this gift go to waste, could he?" God no of course he can't, because in Cell's fucked up mind this is how he's showing Pac he loves him. It's how he's keeping Pac close, because if Pac is close to him he can be safe! Cell is dangerous, but he's just dangerous enough that if Pac would just be good and listen to him, he wouldn't have to get hurt anymore!

"..he'd lose getting to have those beautiful eyes on him as he feasts on this traitor to his plan and to his heart." OBSESSED WITH THIS LINE FOREVER. Yes! YOU GET IT. Cell loves him, but was created through violence and knows no other way to express that. Cell values honesty, he doesn't like being left out of the loop. He's angry, but more than that he's hurt. A hurt that he's never felt before. Having your first real gay crush will do that to you.

"Pac would come to understand why he did this. Why he had to do this. Why he made Pac a part of himself like this." and he WOULD! Eventually, eventually he'd see that it was an act of love! His brain will convince him that Cell was doing it to show his love. It hurt so bad, it scares him so bad, his brain just offers him the explanation he wants. There is no realistic explanation for why Cell would do this to him, but Pac wants to be loved so badly that he deludes himself into understanding Cell's actions.

"Cell never did like to have to kill his favorites, after all." most banger ending line ever!

You cooked so hard with this holy shit, I got so excited when I saw it in my inbox. Thank you for blessing me.

[fixing-bad-posts]

Quick, hit me with a follower-losing take!

sometimes, burying your gays is not only okay, but critically necessary to telling a good story and honouring your thematic arcs. and "good representation" is an undefinable, largely useless pursuit.

[hg-aneh]

Sigh

I can't believe I have to say this

If you know of anyone who's y'know "bad" or anything of the sort and happens to follow me... don't??? tell??? me??

Regardless of the circumstances and actions of the person, I say this with the utmost respect and fear: I don't want to get involved

What people who follow me or don't or have me blocked or muted or whatever do in their free and irl time is not my business

I know not to mess with english-speaking communities' personal affairs now. Like, no offense, but y'all are pretty fucking creepy when it comes to stuff like that, and that's why, again, I don't want to get involved

I have enough problems in the real world currently. Please understand that! 🙏

[oifaaa]

Happy birthday!!!

Its not my birthday but you knows whos birthday it is? Thats right Tim Drakes did you know hes turning 35 this year its true lets check in with the birthday boy now

It's always nice to see Timmy

[markscherz]

You are everything I aspire to be

If parenting has taught me anything, it is the importance of getting down on your hands and knees and teaching not just facts, but love and enthusiasm for the natural world.

This is my son Q and me. I have dozens of photos like this by now, even though he is just two years old.

Every chance I get, I will kneel down with him and show him the little creatures all around us. Especially when they are frogs. He loves frogs for some reason. No idea why.

It is important that we all see this together. It is beautiful. It is magnificent. We are here. It is improbable to the highest degree. It is fleeting, but it is everything we get. And we can get so, so much of it. If we just get our faces into it and really absorb it.

So that's what l'm trying to do here, I guess. Get all of you to join me in the reeds. And I am so happy to have so many of you along for the journey.

[bixels]

Be honest, what are your thoughts on appledash? Do you hate it or its more of not a big deal

Not a big deal to me. I like it, I see all the appeals, I just personally like Rarijack more.

[distort-opia]

If you showed me a psychotic clown who constantly wants attention and a grumpy gothic freak built like an unit and told me one of them has the anxious attachment style and the other has the avoidant one and showed me which one's which i would punch you in the face

[dodges punch as photos start spilling out of my trenchcoat] Oh nooo what are these doing here??

The Batman Who Laughs

Batman: Europa

Batman: Endgame

Batman: Last Knight on Earth

[navree]

Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.

Kamala 2024!

If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.

But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.

[the---hermit]

24|10|2024

New day, same book and same struggle to focus. I need this thing to be done, it's so stressing and tiring to try to keep my focus on this. It's written so fucking badly I can't take it anymore. And after sending a few passages to a friend I can confirm I am not the problem, the book is. It's so tiring on my brain that I am also less motivated to read in my free time, which is fine, but it shows how badly it's influencing me. My free time, when I am alone, these days mainly consists of listening to music, doing sudoku puzzles and continuing my Lost rewatch. I am now at the end of season 3 and I am not joking when I say I don't remember shit. I mean I do have a few memories of things that will happen, but there has been so many plot points amd twists I had completly forgotten.

productivity list:

read first thing in the morning

finished reading and underlining the first half of the last section of the book (now I only have to work on the second half and the epilogue which should be less than 50 pages)

started writing down notes for what I have read yesterday and today

started outlining a few thoughts on what my 2025 reading goals are going to be (I feel like this year I really learned a lot on what I want my reading to be, I will be writing a post on that around the end of the year)

duolingo

[the1trueanon]

hehehehe finally got these done!! Reboot is so fun to draw; I swear drawing him just bursting into laughter immediately made me feel so much better about literally everything 🥰 He has such a pretty smile, especially when it's genuine. I love him being silly and giggly 🥰 I want him to just be able to laugh and be happy .....buuuut at the same time I also want to put him through so many of The Horrors(TM), so maybe my wants shouldn't be trusted XD

As always, Welcome Home belongs to Clown (partycoffin), and Reboot!Wally/the Reboot AU belongs to @bloodrediscream!💖💖

[ask-the-pioneer]

What doth life?

"Long time ago, as a young pup searching for enlightenment..."