#you should look for fics in the ship James/Peter or Barty/Evan/Peter

[sarkylittlemonster]

Their characters just combine so perfectly to make a slightly batshit, slightly wholesome mix and I love it.

My Marauders Ship Opinions

some of the platonic ones i don't mind romantically, but prefer platonic.

also a lot of the neutral ones are ones that i just don't know much about, but i could probably be convinced by a really good fic or something

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[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

MORE OF ME COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FANDOM

- i’ve seen so many ppl consider andromeda and sirius leaving from their family as an act of love for their muggle born partners. i don’t really like that ESP for sirius. it really downplays their morals and what they fought for.

- why is regulus the forth marauder? where tf did peter go

- if i see one more piece of content that makes sirius leaving the house of black about regulus im going to lose it. “ b-b-but how could he leave his baby brother🥺” that little baby brother was apart of a supremacist terrorist cult let’s be for real

-making characters like lily or remus in ships with those deatheaters assholes is WILD.

-andromeda is everything you want regulus to be give this girl the credit she deserves

-fanon regulus is cringe as hell. you all just took over characters story’s to make it his. he sucked.

-the moment someone brings up that a new ship/hdcs don’t make sense and ppl say “nothing is the hp universe makes sense” i lose a year off my life. let’s use our little heads and figure out that even in a fantastical world. things.can.still.make.sense.with.the.plotline.

- some of the regulus/evan/barty and whatever ways fans are like the WHINIEST fandom i have ever seen. can’t take any (valid btw) criticism on their weird little fetishes and act like they’re being oppressed when people don’t like the same thing as them. not all of you guys obv but a LOT

- “if you don’t like it just scroll” no? some things are objectively wrong and bad and should be discussed grow up

-this fandom is turning into a booktok porn addiction fandom

-a fandom is a place of discussion. people not liking fictional characters and talking about it is not going to kill you

-james’s character got dumbed down so BADLY by all the jegulus nonsense like james being kind of a simp in canon was because his love for LILY was pure and strong. they have a whole ass prophecy.

-making every character queer isn’t doing what you think it’s doing. and frankly idgaf if you make this character queer if that character is a horrible person. doesn’t make them more likable or interesting.

-there is a deep rooted issue of misogyny in this fandom.

-saying that jegulus is not going against lily as a character is not true. fanon regulus is literally lily but like racist. jegulus is literally jily.

-lily evans can love james potter and still be a strong character these two are not linked at all

-dorlene/jily/wolfstar where the sanest ships in the fandom. maybe add rose killer on there cus frankly since it doesn’t change much the characters or storyline it’s okay

-remember when regulus was ace? why did that get completely forgotten

-some of the fancasts did irreparable damage to people’s brains. because hot doesn’t mean better person

-james potter would punch most of the people you ship him with

- jegulus fics where harry is there kid and lily is a surrgate/barely in the pic is CRAZY

-mary is so sexualized? like why

- sirius was canonically better looking than regulus lol

-the black family can be explored so much more besides just the regulus glaze

-REGULUS BARELY CONTRIBUTED TO VOLDMORT BEING DEFEATEDDDDS PLEASE

- some of the new sapphic ships are actually good. nobleflower is very interesting.

[quillkiller]

you asked for rarepairs and i'm here to deliver (but tbh most of my rarepairs are from you and a few from other people on tumblr that you might follow) (also i'm not sure how many of those are actually rarepairs)

one time you made a post about sybill x bellatrix (i usually call them sybella in my head or crystalkiller) and i LOVE them

sirius and barty (starkiller for me but i've seen some people call them supernova)

i've read a sirius, barty and evan pwp and it was so good and the dynamic was amazing, so i love them now

does dorlily count? because i'm OBSESSED with them i love them they are PERFECT

lilylene (there is something so perfect about them)

xenophilius x peter (silvertail), i've seen a tiktok about them once and was never able to move on

roseseeker because evan and regulus are cute together. i don't think that they ever dated for a long time, BUT they were each other's gay awekenings and i will die on that hill

regupete. they can do no wrong.

peter was in love with james btw it's canon in my head not nessecerily required but peter was in love

BARTYLILY AND LILYROSEKILLER (i hate how marauderstok treats them) they are so amazing together and i love them aaaaagh

i also really like sunkiller (aithusarosekiller's work) them as childhood friends to enemies to lovers is amazing

THANK YOU IM KISSING YOUR FEET AND BUILDING A SHRINE FOR YOU 💞

1. i call them sybella too!! and i think about them SO often and miss them dearly. i desperately need to finish the museum/siren fic im writing for them….. also me and @sugarsnappeases are currently losing our minds over ritasybill…. like oh my god

2. sirius & barty: so like im a wolfstar truther through and through and its the one pairing i will never budge one…….. however.. i am so on board with sirius and barty fucking and honestly! i think they should❤️

3. sirius & barty & evan…… listen king. i need you to send me that fic

4. DORLILY ARE EVERYTHING TO ME. ACADEMIC RIVALS TO LOVERS…….. hear me out. dorlilylus college au academic rivals to lovers, jealousy, messy, staying up studying all night together, falling asleep together, triangle drama trope that ends in a throuple .

5. lilylene: i dont have strong feelings about them but like also. ask me again in a week and im sure ive created an entire dynamic in my mind. lia has talked about them and lia is always correct. kara mentioned them the other day and what kara says is law to me ❤️

6. xeno/pete: honestly……….. yes. i need to find some fics on them.. like i can just see it u know..

7. roseseeker: listen. i was thinking about this today and why no one (that i’ve seen) ships them …..? and why ? like the seed has been planted in my mind im sure it’ll take root❤️

8. regupete. dont even get me started. they’re literally my friends. they talk to me through visions. through the tv screens and radios. fat stoner hipster peter with autism swag and his mean goth boyfriend sitting on his lap with a resting glare face. holding petes spliff for him. peter looking so pleased and in love. what if i started screaming

9. no because agreed. i love this hc so much and i honestly love it even more if they’ve never dated. like i love unrequited prongstail so much oh my GOD

10. BARTYLILY!!!!!! LILYROSEKILLER!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!! i saw one single post about them on marauders tok and wanted to kms. i dont know what it is but the marauders fandom on tiktok are just collectively stupid. like not one single good or even interesting take ever

11 sunkiller is jarty right????? because ive been very pointedly against them. and vocal about it. but today i changed my mind out of nowhere and ive been spamming sude with their entire backstory……! like ive been losing my entire mind oh my god. im gonna check out aithusarosekillers work!!!! thank you<3

i hope u have a lovely night thank you for this ask 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Harry Potter Shipping Master Post

Albus Dumbledore/Harry Potter

The Sound of Me Vomiting

Albus Dumbledore/Hermione Granger

Okay, Anon, I Guess I’ll Try

Albus Dumbledore/Rubeus Hagrid

Porque, Anon?

Albus Dumbledore/Sirius Black

They Didn’t Even Like Each Other

Albus Dumbledore/Tom Riddle

Oh God No

But How Would I Make It Work?

BUT WHY MUFFIN?!

No, but really, Muffin, WHY WOULD ALBUS DO THIS?!

Alphard Black/Carlisle Cullen

Ah ha ha ha, no

But Why So Bad?

Alphard Black/Tom Riddle

What if Alphard Got Tom M!Preg?

Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley

Their Relationship

Barty Crouch Jr/Tom Riddle

Someone Points a Gun at My Head Again

Cedric Diggory/Cho Chang

Could They Have Lasted?

Cedric Diggory/ Harry Potter

The Pairing’s Fine, The Fics Are Filled with Rape

Cho Chang/Harry Potter

They Just Weren’t Compatible

Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnegan

I have 0 Thoughts on Dean/Seamus

Draco Malfoy/Astoria Greengrass

Who Even is Astoria?

Was Their Marriage a Good One?

Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

I Hate Drarry Too

Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger

I Hate Dramione

How Would I Make Dramione Work If Someone Put a Gun to My Head?

If Draco and Hermione Fell in Love, What Would They Do?

Draco Malfoy/Ginny Weasley

You Asked Me if a Ship Works? And You Pick This One?

Fleur Delacour/Harry Potter

Should Harry/Fleur Be a Thing?

Fleur Delacour/Nymphadora Tonks

Sure, in AU Land

Fred Weasley/Hermione Granger

Why Do People Ship Hermione/Fred? Where Did It Come From?!

Fred Weasley

What About Fred Weasley and Renesmee Cullen from Twilight?

Gilderoy Lockhart/Severus Snape

What?

Ginny Weasley/Fleur Delacoeur

Ginny Made Her Feelings Pretty Clear with “Phlegm”

Ginny Weasley/Harry Potter

Ginny’s Not Popular and Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Dating Luna, Also Her Marriage with Harry is a Disaster

Does Harry (Who’s Probably Gay) Date Ginny Because She’s a Tom Boy? (Ginny’s Not a Tom Boy)

Harry Marries Ginny to Marry a Weasley

Ginny, Harry, and the Deathly Hallows

Ginny, Harry, and the Post-Canon Divorce Neither Wants

Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood

Ginny’s Not Popular and Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Dating Luna, Also Her Marriage with Harry is a Disaster

Ginny Weasley

I Ship Ginny With No One

Harry Potter/Bella Swan (Twilight)

Bella’s Not into That

Harry Potter/Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Look, Their Universes Don’t Even Work

Harry Potter/Hermione Granger

I Find Hermione/Harry Boring and Mostly Implausible

Would Hermione and Harry Have an Affair Post Canon?

Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley

Well, That One Ain’t Going to Work Out

Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood

What’s the Deal with Harry/Luna?

Harry Potter/Peter Pettigrew

That Time Anon Asked Me for Despair

Harry Potter/Ron Weasley

Let’s Not Inflict Harry on Poor Ron

Harry Potter/Severus Snape

As You Can Guess, I’m Not a Fan of This One Either

Harry Potter/Sirius Black

That Time Anon Asked Me for Lolita

Harry Potter/Tom Riddle

Does it Work?! (If You Pretend Harry Isn’t Harry, Yes)

Tomarry vs. Harrymort

Harry Potter/The Weasley Twins

Doesn’t Matter Which One, They’re the Same Person

Harry Potter

Pick a Partner for Harry!

Hermione Granger/Luna Lovegood

No

Hermione Granger/Remus Lupin

This One’s Less Likely Than Hermione/Sirius (The Answer is No)

Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley

I Find Hermione/Ron Unbelievably Boring, But Very Plausible

Who Would Ron and Hermione End Up With if Not Each Other?

What Would Hermione Do if Ron Cheated?

Would They Have Stayed Together if Harry Died in the Battle of Hogwarts?

Hermione Granger/Sirius Black

This One, Ain’t Working Either, Fellas

Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle

I Loathe Tomione Entirely

How Would I Make Tomione Work? (Through Despair)

Hermione Granger

But Who is Right for Hermione?!

James Potter/Lily Evans

Extended Thoughts on Jily

James Potter/Severus Snape

Are You Serious, Anon?

James Potter/Sirius Black

That Time Anon Asked Me About James/Regulus and My Brain Said Sirius

Does Lily Know or Suspect?

Lily Evans/Remus Lupin

No

Lily Evans/Tom Riddle

My Babbling (Part 1)

My Babbling (Part 2)

A Slightly More Comprehensive Explanation

Luna Lovegood/Neville Longbottom

They’re Both Nice People

Luna Lovegood/Ron Weasley

No

Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle

At Least They’re from the Same Time Period (Barring CoG)

Nymphadora Tonks/Remus Lupin

Why I Think It Was an Unhealthy Relationship

Peter Pettigrew/Remus Lupin

Doubtful

Peter Pettigrew/Severus Snape

Someone Seriously Asked Me About This

Peter Pettigrew/Tom Riddle

Anon, Why Have You Forsaken Me?

Petunia Dursley/Severus Snape

Would They Work? If You Mean by Toxic, Yes?

Petunia Dursley/Vernon Dursley

Did They Even Love Each Other?

Remus Lupin/Severus Snape

Oh, Hell No

Remus Lupin/Sirius Black

A Toxic Wasteland That Everyone Loves

Severus Snape/Tom Riddle

But How Would You Write It, Muffin?

Severus Snape/Sirius Black

BAHAHAHAHA, Oh God No

Sirius Black/Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

You Guys Really Like Patrick, Huh

Tom Riddle/Aro (Twilight)

That Thing That Happens in a Relationship When You Date Someone Too Similar So It Doesn’t Work

Tom Riddle/Azula (Avatar the Last Airbender)

You Guys Really Throw These Ships Here, Don’t You?

Tom Riddle/Bella Swan (Twilight)

Possible, though Unlikely and Won’t Lead Happy Places

Tom Riddle/Jasper Whitlock (Twilight)

I Think Anon Really Just Wanted a Sexy Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus One-Shot Starring Hot Tom Riddle and Jasper in Riddle Incorporated, Instead They Got This Answer: No

Tom Riddle/Light Yagami (Death Note)

In that AU Where They Attend Hogwarts Together

Tom Riddle/Scarlett O’Hara (Gone with the Wind)

I Don’t Think That One’s Going to Work Out

Miscellaneous

Are There Any Healthy Canon Relationships in Harry Potter?!

Who’s Spicier: Tom or Lucius? (Shockingly, it’s Lucius)

Who’s Spicier: Tom or Lucius? II Electric Boogaloo (Also, What Are the Worst and Best Pairings with the Pair)

Which Do I Prefer: Tomione or Dramione? (Tomione, It Gives Me Ludicrous Tom)

Are There Any Plausible Gay Ships?