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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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She has got to stop fucking white British men for like a month to get it out of her system then she will be normal again, like people with caffeine addictions who can’t go three days without coffee or they get physically sick, shakey, and have severely impaired judgment
#it’s none of my business bc I don’t actually care about her#I don’t actually care about the personal lives of celebrities at all and have emotional stake in the matter#personally I think this is the funniest thing she could’ve done#but I’ve just seen too many of my bisexual artisy crunchy friends go through a breakup and rebound with the worlds UGLIEST bad decision man#it’s like watching the worlds richest car crash#like girl…. this can NOT be good for anyone involved#you have every right to do whatever you want but this is just objectively a bad call#you should KNOW this by now baby#ah well#hope she doesn’t waste a song on ts 11 on him
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Don't think this counts as a spoiler as it's one of those background details/extra material stuff that the anime usually doesn't cover so I'm gonna make a post about it for the anime people
Due to elven beauty standards being VERY skewed towards the feminine, Otta
Is as butch as elves can tolerate before they start getting scared.
#im saying this also because i heard (havent seen the ep yet) that the dub might have given her a very fem voice#and like. shes not supposed to read like that. shes masc af for an elf#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi anime#im saying this because its funny but also because honestly this should help you recalibrate#like. in earnest. the beauty ideals of the different races are very useful to understanding why certain characters are Like That#for starters: now that you know that Kabru was raised by elves you also know that for an elf hes like fucking rugged. like thats a manly ma#and it also explains why Marci's shapeshifter of Laios was all her being So Scared of his manliness#while Senshi's was a baby (the dwarven beauty standard is the exact opposite)#the canaries#otta
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tfw you, as a mind reader, have to team up with a man who thinks too much
Slight spoilers in tags
#wednesday spoilers#marvel spoilers#your honor they're my emotional support dysfunctional couple#as everyone should know#i love tony stark#hes baby girl (derogatory)#and I also love emma#I feel like they're great foils to each other but I dont want to talk about that#theres so much controversy around their wedding#however#people do not realize how funny their friendship could be#tony “i think a mile a minute” stark#Emma “Worst time to be a telepath” Frost#you could not tell me the shenanigans that would happen if the situation was not so dire.#if it was not life or death#emma would be flooded with Tonys nonsensical ideas against her will#she is being held hostage send help#yes i know emma wont read his mind without consent but also mindreading would be smart now#especially since they're kind of alone in this#I have so many thoughts on them#AND THEY SAID MRS. AND MR. EMMA FROST#Literally called Tony malewife#Also Feilong is terrifying as an Iron Man villain#The Invincible Iron Man (2023)#I know this isnt how Tony looked in the comic but this is how I draw my tony#tony stark#marvel 616#diddlydoo#emma frost#irondiamond
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Me: Why does no one crate train their dog anymore?
Me, scrolling the comments on a cute video of a puppy sleeping in a comfortable crate: I’m starting to understand why all the dogs at work act like they’ve never been crated in their life.
#apparently it’s abuse now#I’m not kidding#the top rated comment was someone defending crate training#but EVERY SINGLE OTHER COMMENT was some variation of:#why’s he in jail!?#I can’t believe you cage that sweet baby 😭#imagine spending your entire life in a cage!!!#I hope the next life your dog cages you!!!#just… WHAT???#CRATE TRAIN YOUR DOGS!!!!#do you know how many dogs I’ve seen that ate something while they were free-roaming the house while their owners weren’t at home???#they should not be crates 24/7 OBVIOUSLY#but sleeping in a crate at night is NORMAL??#also your dog will need to be crated at the vet#make sure they’re comfortable with it#dogs#pets#animal training#crate training#pet ownership
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Shroud bros first meeting 💙💙 (sorry for the messy sketch! ( °Д °;))
#twisted wonderland#idia shroud#ortho shroud#ignihyde#twst#you know I should probably develop this further#like#the adventures of baby shroud bros#super big brother Idia#teaching ortho all about his toys and favourite cartoons#pretty much the same he does now#actually
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it is with a heavy heart i must announce the fankid-enjoyer has made another fankid 😔 this is comet... ive been playing with him for a while. he's a couple years younger than johnny jr and umm well I'll tell you more about him later. when i post the other pile of drawings i have of him.
#hey did you know you should never make a fan character as a joke or a funny even a little#and you DEFINITELY shouldnt entertain doodling a little design for them and you should NEVER give them a name#bc then youre just going to be attached and youre gonna have to be like man... now ive gotta raise this fankid...#the original doodle on the side of a canvas is from the end of MAY...#these are just from the last month tho. started actually iterating his design. so u see the differences#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic oc#stc#sonic the comic#exit sonic#johnny jr#knuckles the echidna#sonknux#id in alt text#comet#see the issue and problem here is that this is baby 2. once i post this u r going to see too much of him#tho i think baby would kill comet immediately so bad. no contest.#comet is niceys baby LOVES k*lling#okay.... bye
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i feel like the queer community lost when we started policing labels and making sure everyone used the Correct™ labels instead of letting a person decide what feels right for them
#caique posts#inspired by a post a trans guy made asking if it was okay for him to keep identifying as a lesbian even though he’s now a man#and all the comments telling him no because lesbians can’t be men#and also all the other posts of people asking if they’re ''allowed'' to use certain labels#why do you need permission?#who are you even asking permission from?#we’re not cops#do whatever you want forvever#also inspired by an article in a zine in the 80s/90s of two FtMs in a T4T relationship#one of them described the relationship as being between a butch and his sissy boy#i cannot ever imagine anyone calling themselves that nowadays#because of ''only lesbians can be butches'' and ''sissy is offensive'' discourse#i’m sure there are people out there who would want to describe their relationship like that but don’t feel they’re ''allowed'' to#anyway lots of baby queers are tying themselves in knots trying to figure themselves out#and they’re more concerned with using the Correct™ label instead of the one they feel most comfortable with#yeah i just don’t like it#knowing you’re queer should be a liberating feeling#instead of something anxiety-inducing because you’re worried if you’re using labels wrong
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25 Days of Agere Moodboards! Day 5: Favorite show!!
#Everyone should know by now#my favorite show is 100%#Bluey#!!!#it's hard to make new moodboards for bluey with how many i already have#this one let me look at some cool bluey merch though!!#anyway i hope you enjoy!#sfw interaction only#moodboard#sfw agere#age regression#agere#sfw littlespace#agere moodboard#babyre#age dreaming#baby regression#bluey moodboard#25ageremoodboards
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man some of y'all have never learned the home training of "keep your hate/critique out the main tags and on your own blog or in critical tags" and then wonder why ppl be vagueblogging or reblogging with disagreements like you didn't show up to the crochet lovers group telling everybody how crocheting was actually Not Fun At All and really hard and doesn't make sense to enjoy, or Problematic, actually instead of keeping it in the group chat with the haterella besties
#we are the series#love sea the series#playboyy the series#and i know ppl are gonna be like “so what we can't critique things now? we should be able to critique media”#baby i didn't say you couldn't like waffles i just said i like pancakes that's a whole new sentence#i'm just saying y'all can't post about how much you Dislike A Thing and then get salty when ppl are like “hey what the fuck bro”#when you come into their house and tell them their decor sucks#like maybe their decor does suck but you're still in their house bro!#just say their decor sucks in your house with the friend group and then ppl won't be like “hey what the fuck bro”#b/c it's your house you can say whatever you want#chaos pikachu speaks#do y'all know how many shows and actors that are hella popular i think are mid af?#do i post that shit in the tags? no i don't and if I did#and the fans were like why are you such a bitch I'd be like fair cause I came into y'alls house
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It's one of those days
Sans.
Sans.
sans sans sans
I wake up, mind foggy and disoriented. I go about my morning routine on autopilot. Empty eyes. Blank expression. Mind far away.
Sans.
Sans squirms under the covers, nuzzling into the warmth of my body.
I brush my teeth, unseeing eyes locked onto a random spot on the sink.
Sans lets out a low grunt and I growl, clenching my teeth on the toothbrush, foam all over my mouth.
How fitting.
I wash my face with shaky hands while Sans arches against my body in the most delicious way.
My hands trace his lumbar vertebrae, edges rounded and soft. He's such a gentle, non-threatening creature. Nothing about his body is harsh to the touch. No sharp angles. Nothing to attack with. No armour. Just inviting softness.
He is so human in that regard.
I rub the intervertebral discs with the tips of my fingers and feel the jelly-like surface yield under the careful pressure. His breath hitches and he whispers my name.
I sigh and start making tea, walking around the kitchen in a haze. My shift at work starts in 10 minutes.
Sans whines ever so softly as my hand reaches inside his hollow ribcage, caressing, massaging the warm bones.
I stop in the middle of the kitchen, spilled tea trickling down my arm onto the floor.
I watch the droplets fall.
Smooth bones shiver under my fingers.
I put the glass back on the counter and turn around lethargically to get some paper towels.
Teeth pressed against my lips. Ragged breath.
Sugar. I need to get a soap. Or the floor is going to be sticky.
"please, just... please"
The floor tiles are cold and smooth when I kneel down.
I can't see my kitchen anymore.
Sans leans into my hand needily as I wipe the sweat off his forehead.
It's going to be a torturously long day.
#I am struggling#send Sans#send help#you've just made me finish that piece of writing with your yummy art#yes you#you know who you are and I bet you feel guilty now#'cause you should#look what you've done#GIVE ME THE SQUISHY CHUBBY BABY BOY#ALERT: feral Fudge on the loose#DO NOT APPROACH while wearing a blue hoodie and/or pink slippers#but if she sees you:#RUN#sansnomaly#sans x reader#sans x self insert#suggestive#cw suggestive#my writing
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*sittin up projecting onto the baby blorbo when I should be sleeping*
#just havin a super normal 1#ok but i neddta tag rant#prepare for typos#but#like ok imagine you havin your first real melt down#you dont know whats happenin just that you feel like your goin insane#and instead of helpin ya#your dad- the only person ever been lookin out for ya#his solution is restrict your freedom/ cut off access to this part of you that he was praisin and encouraging before#cause yknow it scares him now#now bein strong and aggressive is bad and you needta be quiet and calm#but ay since you cant act up now problem solved right?#he can just ignore it all now#no way this sudden unexpected shift will trigger a downward spiral or anything#....anyway yes im sayin the big evil bad guy is just an uwu over stimulated smol bean#...but fr every time paragus says ' there was somethin far darker about him ' i get sad for the dumb man baby#cause man hes talkin about his kid#blah blah blah ok sleep. thats a thing i should do soon
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#billy hargrove fanart#mama hargrove#st fanart#baby billy deserved better too#I don't even know if I should tag this as billy since now I'm just making shit up but y'know#do you guys have a name for that woman? in my head she's Jolene and I kinda hate her#my happy (delusional) headcanon is that she's actually in prison because she finally snapped and tried to off Neil#but Neil's too chickenshit to admit that to billy
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growing moss
#im so emotional about farewell shinsengumi and baragaki you don’t even KNOW#im obsessed witht his asshole chainsmoker as well it’s quite emotionally taxing#gin-chan needs to stop dropping lines that take over my brain for weeks#anyways#baby toshiiiiiii 🥹#he’s just an itty bitty lad who deserves a loving home#and he gets dragged into one kicking and screaming#as one should#one day i’ll get my thoughts in order but for now im just (loud wailing noises)#the found family in gintama. man#hijikata toushirou#gintama hijikata#gintama#ok bye
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Some Thunderbirds Are Go comics I’ve been working on over the last few weeks! Sorry to everyone but I’m completely obsessed with this show lately. Love these boys so much.
Feat. Scott getting some dopamine from Virgil, Gordon and Alan getting creative (inspired by a Distractible clip) and John forgetting how gravity works. I’ve got the scribble bug so lots more of these are on the way! 💖
#thunderbirds#thunderbirds are go#scott tracy#virgil tracy#john tracy#gordon tracy#alan tracy#josie's art#did you know virgil is the second eldest?? i genuinely thought it was john because of the character lineup at the start#like why else list them as TB1; 5; 2; 4 and 3 unless it's in age order; especially when scott and alan are at each end like they should be??#but lo and behold john calls virgil ''big brother'' at one point so i guess that's that#it makes sense that john is the slightly misfit (and ginger) middle child but i imagined virgil as the stable central one :'V#two brunets and two blonds on either side but where did HE come from huh#ANYWAY i'm only thinking about this because i love all these characters so much lmao. they're all my babies now
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tbh i think that even unwinnable fights should be winnable. some of the BEST fights i've ever run as a dm were ones i built kill the players (in a fun way. I had some cutscenes prepped so even the loss would be a different flavour of win)- but then they were clever bastards and managed to either win the fights or pull themselves out of trouble. I think it's perfectly fine to plan for a fight that players aren't supposed to win, but you need to let them. if they can't win, they can't lose, and the meaning of that encounter is diminished. do that too many times, and they stop trusting you to give them roleplay prompts and start expecting to sit there waiting while you drive the story for them.
but if they can win... if there is always the chance to win, no matter how impossible the odds, then they ALWAYS have hope. they always get invested. they feel the big emotions of success or the big emotions of failure, and you fucking Win as a dm/roleplay prompter/lead bastard.
#qsmp neg#qsmp crit#discourse#<- for blacklists#im not grumping or anything im just musing on like. the mechanics of why everyone is so upset about the latest fight#and how it can be avoided while still keeping these fights genuinely difficult and intense#its hard because there's so many players and they all have wildly different strengths and weaknesses#so someone who could take on the code easy needs that enemy scaled differently than someone who isn't a big fighter#but it's hard to do that in a world where they interact w the same enemy#and you only have so much man-power to cater to a big server like this one#and then you bring in the big powerful items that the players can and can't access but which the admins have ultimate power over#and the fact that some of the admins themselves have lag issues or aren't super great at pvp so they accommodate that with better gear#and it starts getting messy#but for the fights themselves yeah regardless of what armour or gear or killing-methods they use there should Always be a win condition#and idk maybe there was one and we just didn't get to see it#but if that win condition is 'parents sit in the safe room with their babies while the others are overrun'#then i think there are ways to build better win conditions#anyway i love game design and player/dm interactions qsmp hire me now i want to know your behind the scenes#jk im too busy to apply#but man. i wanna nerd out so bad that sometimes i think about it
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