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Transformers One: bad ending AU
This idea for a gay and angsty AU came to me during the ride home after Transformers One and today, a whole month after I saw it, I finally get to share it with the internets
WARNING: HEAVY SPOILERS FOR TRANSFORMERS ONE
Everyone who has seen the movie already knows what happened in the climax: D16 accidentally shoots Orion after he stands between him and Sentinel, his original target, and D lets Orion fall to his death.
But in this universe Megatron sticks to his good side one last time as he keeps Orion’s dying body from falling into the abyss. He pulls him back up and embraces him, apologizing over and over for having shot him and trying to understand why he didn’t let him kill Sentinel. Before Orion can say anything though, his body turns gray and he goes limp. That’s when Megatron falls to the dark side. He blames Sentinel for Orion’s death and as his eyes finally turn red, he rushes to the false prime to kill him. As Megatron rips Sentinel apart, he flashes back to all those moments he had shared with Orion in the past: working together in the mines, talking and joking with each other and even D yearning to ask Orion to become his mate and eventually his conjunx… But now that would never be possible.
Megatron drops Sentinel’s remains and orders his supporters to destroy Iacon. Elita and Bee try to stop Megatron, but he overwhelms them both and rips Bee’s voice box out so they are forced to retreat with the miners. Megatron rises to power above the remains of what once was the Cybertronian capital with the high guard serving as his enforcers to keep order and wreck any attempt of uprising. Megatron also had Shockwave repair Orion’s body as much as he could, hoping to someday find a way to revive him. Meanwhile Elita and Bee become the leaders of a resistance of cogless miners (and some cogged citizens) to overthrow Megatron and reinstate peace...
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That would be the beggining of a very familiar civil war that would devastate Iacon and beyond. Eventually Bee and Elita would retireve Orion's body and would somehow bring him back as Optimus Prime (not sure how though so don't try to ask)
#transformers#macadam#maccadam#maccadams#transformers one#tfone#Megop#AU#dark ending#bad ending#what am I tagging?#Optimus Prime#Orion Pax#d 16#megatron#Elita One#B127#BADASSATRON#fuck you Sentinel Prime#you ruined the YAOI#tf one spoilers#tf one 2024#tf one#tf one orion pax#tf one megatron#sentinel prime#is a bitch#if anyone wants to use this AU be my guest#This AU is free to use#do whatever with it
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i KNOW silco couldve fixed warwickified vander.
#jinx why did you have to unload ur machine gun on him#YOU RUINED HIS DOOMED YAOI#zaundads#vanco#arcane#vander#silco#warwick
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Hey, you're the donnie guy
Thoughts on kendratello?
i genuinely do not understand the weird vitriol some people have for it
#ask#kendra is not a super fleshed out character with clear motives#she can be comically evil and she can be capable of redemption. i think she's pretty versatile tbh#she's a kind of character fandom can really be used to pick apart#ive seen people write whole essays on why its potentially toxic and like.... ? its enemies to lovers#ive seen some fun depictions of it and i dont have super strong opinions myself#but i struggle to understand why there are people out there who try to justify their hatred for it#like you dont need a deep moral reason to not like things. you can just not like them LOL#actually wild that people will go on about this and then accept the old man yaoi as semi-canon im realizing#even though draxum irreparably ruined splinter's life#IDK I JUST THINK ITS WEIRD
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William: Very controlling, obsession/worship/jealousy/hatred towards his best friend, responsible for various murders, an asshole by all metrics
Henry: Widely regarded as being the best at his job, passivity towards William's actions, should have done something before shit hit the fan, did not until too late, was personally affected by William
Jimmy: Very controlling, obsession/worship/jelausy/hatred towards his best friend, responsible for various murders and assault, an asshole by all metrics
Curly: Widely regarded as being the best at his job, passivity towards Jimmy's actions, should have done something before shit hit the fan, did not and then couldn't help anyone afterwards, was personally affected by Jimmy
Pony express and Fazbear Entertainment: Cartoonishly evil capitalist corporations, willing to endanger employees to make a profit, their actions are not the main source of horror but a backdrop that helps no one and makes things worse.
#fnaf#mouthwashing#do you see the vision now#toxic yaoi ruins lives#William Afton#Henry Emily#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#my hidden talent is turning everything into a fnaf comparison#jimcurly#helliam
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Billford is that one ship you ship for shits and giggles but if you actually saw them get together in cannon you'd be absolutely devastated because wtf???
#post betrayal billford is a BIG no no#i like saying “yeah you go bill fuck that old man” or joke about ford being a monsterfucker#but the ship is sooooo toxic and problematic#the only reason i ship them is because of all the jokes i just mentioned and because they're so tragic and toxic#but if a friend or family ever dated someone like bill i'd tell them to RUN. RUN FOR THE MOUNTAINS#and if we ever get a gf spin-off series or another book and SOMEHOW ford and bill get together i'm gonna throw hands#unless bill actually redeems himself#then ok ig#but like come on#it's BILL#it's very unlikely he'll ever be redeemed#but even if he does. if i was in ford's place i doubt i would ever forgive bill after giving me DECADES of trauma and ruining my life#let alone get with him#nuh uh#nuh uh no sir#no way#gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#grunkle ford#bill cipher#toxic billford#yaoi#old man yaoi#toxic old man yaoi
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me, looking at the most toxic, awful, horrendously unhealthy fictional relationship in the world: why can't i have what they have? :(
#remind me of how easily you could kill me then say i won't die until you let me#you insult me and I'll insult you and we'll both know each other so unfathomably well that every word is a finely tuned blade#we'll kiss and you'll draw blood and I'll think of you every time i feel the bite mark#in every universe we find each other and we hate each other and we want each other more than we can say through words#tell the world i'm yours while i glower with reverent loathing#every conversation we have is poison#we twist and distort each other until there's nothing left but two shattered halves of a one way mirror#I'll hold you tightly like you're the only thing that matters#we'll slowly settle into a sort of rancid dependent domesticity#and set out to ruin each other until even those jagged shards turn to dust#(apologies reader of these tags#the “you” i'm referencing isn't referring to you personally#or you generally#i'm just cooking up more motivation to write sdhdjshdj)#(oh! also- please note the use of FICTIONAL#this is all just imagination loll)#why yes this is about#toxic old man yaoi#however did u guess#also just general#toxic yaoi#toxic yuri#but ykkkk#I watched one too many animatics#billford#hahahaaa who said thatttt not meeee hahaaaa#they ruined me#oh also-#pureshadow
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finally started High School Frenemy, why did no one tell me about all the toxic yaoi
this is literally just a bunch of AO3 tags in a bromance trenchoat
#skynani#shinsaint#high school frenemy the series#i will take skynani toxic yaoi any day#give me sky nani murderer detective love story#or something 4 minutes adjacent#or its not toxic but its Bad Buddy because why not#i want them to be lovesick fools in every universe#speaking of lovesick fools#what tf is wrong with shinsaint this is such enjoyable levels of mutual obsession#fellas it is gay to get back with the person who ruined your life and future because you miss each other too much and are kinda codependent
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played Mouthwashing and loved it, don't think I have anything that insightful to say about it though. I will say, however, that the fan reaction to it is incredibly disappointing to me. Like do whatever you want I'm not your dad, but I find it a little contemptable that a game clearly about sexual assault and gendered violence is being completely eclipsed by fucking yaoi posting. There's so much to discuss and explore about Jimmy and Curly (and Anya!), but I guess that's just too boring when you can hallucinate toxic yaoi!!! (BUZZWORD!! BUZZWORD!!). It's kind of incredible how Jimmy seems to just.. forget or brush aside the violence he's inflicted upon Anya in favor of obsessing over Curly, and a majority of fans seem to be eager to do the same!
#we love misogyny#I jest somewhat over the ''hallucinate yaoi'' part cuz I'm not saying it's unreasonable to read into Jimmy's obsession as being a lil gay#but that's kind of the thing isnt it? heterosexual misogynistic men DO obsess over other men#because men are more human to them. more worthy of their attention and obsession#to wrong your fellow man is unforgivable. to harm a woman? par for the course#it's notable that Jimmy's gameplay segments only show guilt for Curly and Daisuke and Swansea#THEY get to exist in his nightmares. Anya? barely present. only their unwanted child exists as a monster to ruin JIMMY'S life#whatever... maybe I'll make a longer post later (lying)#mouthwashing#saturn.txt#mouthwashing spoilers#also whatever i know Daisuke doesn't directly feature in the gameplay segments#but you see his pink flowers frequently. and his shrine in the ''no turning back'' segment#Jimmy mourns him but not Anya
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Barnabas Bennett, pining: Fanshawe is so much smarter and confident than me, with an intellect that can rival Jonah's, and he's not just a pathetic wretch for the man...
Jonathan Fanshawe, moping: Bennett is so much kinder and passionate than I am, he can provide Jonah comfort where I cannot, and I always feel his affection for him is so much more...
Jonah, holding a knife and fork: Sweet, two boyfriends!
#if you're wondering. yes the knife and fork is an allegory for eating them and ruining their lives toxic yaoi style <3#jonah magnus#elias bouchard#jonathan fanshawe#barnabas bennett#jonshawe#regency harem#the regency harem gang ✌️😎#i am so abnormal about these guys you don't get it#klm-zoflorr#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#magshawe#jonahbas
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its interesting to me how everyone’s wishes in persona 5 royal have to do with the catalyst for their rebellion. like ryuji getting to live in a world where kamoshida doesn’t break his leg and force him off the track team, or yusuke where his sensei doesn’t betray him, doesn’t plagiarize. they get to skip those moments that revealed how unfair the world is, that made them want to fight back.
so logically joker’s wish should involve his false conviction. it should involve that event which forced him to transfer schools, to live in a store attic, to be labeled by everyone he met as a delinquent, a criminal. but even in a perfect world, all of that remains unchanged. he accepts that that experience Made him Something, that it was for the better in that it let him be a phantom thief, got him to meet all his friends.
no, to joker, the real thing that betrayed the world’s unfairness was akechi dying. akechi’s circumstances, being used by shido for years and then being discarded the moment shido didn’t have use for him anymore, the fact that akechi not only didn’t get the revenge he committed himself to when he was just a kid but therefore also didn’t get the opportunity to move on from it, is the one thing joker couldn’t stand. and it’s not just that joker wanted akechi to go to jail in his stead, because notably, akechi isn’t actually in jail in the third semester.
really, joker just wanted to see akechi again. he wanted to see him again because he loved him.
#persona 5#shuake#goro akechi#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#I have ryuji and yusuke as examples because they’re the most obvious#like makoto and futaba’s catalysts were things they’d kept bottled up For Years before their awakenings#and haru is a little more complicated considering her dad didn’t die until after she awakened#(which ruins the point i try to make in the first paragraph a little bit but WHATEVER. you get it)#and then ann’s seemed like kinda heavy subject matter for this post about persona 5 yaoi#but that also means I don’t mention a single woman in this post. I’m sorry women
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there needs to be a study on the impact mlm red and blue ships had on teenagers like i grew up with zukka and then KLANCE came around and i’ve been haunted by the comedic relief/angsty enemies to lovers trope for years and my life has never been the same since then
#zukka#klance#GET ME OUT OF HERE#at the function with the red and blue yaoi they promised#oh wait it’s enemies to lovers?#Can you tell i’m normal#i don’t think i’ve posted any klance or vld content on this blog#and there’s a reason for that#because voltron has ruined my life#keith i miss you always though
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The fact there is only 16 junevrisrezi fics on ao3 is a CRIME. DO BETTER.
#homestuck#junevrisrezi#SPARE YURI......... SPARE YURI ANYONE....#ILOVE THEM SO MICH IM SO MAD FUCK THE WORLD#I HAVENT WRITTWN ANYTHING SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER I CANT DO THIS ON MY OWN MAN#POLY YURI COMMUNITY....WHERE YOU AT!!!!!#im not even a yuri myself but this ship is so powerful its reached my yaoi heart#fuck gays. YALL RUINED MY LIFE
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i am papa/isa's biggest hater & don't u fucking forget it
#twinkie talks#Hatoful Boyfriend#YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL PUT IT IN HE TAG#& RUIN EVERYONE'S DAY#apparently some idiot bastard vaguely hinted at me when talking about how much they think it's stupid anyone hates on this ship#like oh i'm sorry. i'm sorry you don't like that i loathe the ship between a teenager & adult. you're weird & i don't like you#IF PAPA/ISA HAS NO HATERS I AM DEAD#stop shipping them please.... isa was a teenager when he met ryuuji... you don't fucking get it you're too yaoi brained it's WEIRD#anyway another reminder that i don't want you here if you like that shit byeeee#& I'LL PUT IT IN THE TAG SO YOU CAN BLOCK ME IN ADVANCE
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#this is the essence of#krisnix#to me. and why theyre so compelling they fucking haaaate each other but they kinda love each other too. but not really. but they do#and both of them want to kill the other but they won't do it themselves and they'd be devastated if they died#but that's not something anyone else in their lives would get because. you know. the toxic yaoi of ruining a guy's life/having your life#ruined doesn't really lend itself to people nodding sympathetically in response to being upset over the other guy involved. understandably#aside from that i just think this dynamic is funny. fuck you and all your problems. i will stick around and watch you deal with them though#i just love messy shitty toxic ass fictional relationships sorry do u still think i'm hot
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I could count the amount of original stories of mine that don't have horror elements on one hand and idk what that says about me
#thylacines can talk#actually i do know it says mmmmm making horror monster ocs is fun#outside of my fandom ocs my ocs and original stories arre dominated by horror elements and religious themes oopsie daisy#i might eventually post about them but the hk brainrot is going strong#but a friend of mine got a commission for me of my doomer human x monster yaoi so you'll see my Main Babygirls soon 🥰#hand in unlovable hand they're fucked and weird and it's an unhealthy relationship and it'll never work as everything is stacked against#them yet each other is all they have and if being together means their death then so be it. Peter should have probably ran. Should have left#would be better off for the majorth of the story had he never met it yet the two are so alike. it's the first thing that's ever unnderstood#him. it's the first 'person' that's ever truly cared for him. And even if it has flaws and his life was ruined by things beyond his#comprehension and he risks his life he's not willing to let go of the only person whos truly seen him and loved him. Who is willing to tear#its world apart and die for him. There are no happy endings here. They were doomed from the start. But at least they have each other.#also tfw your life and 'family' sucks so much that a literal monster who manipulated you and used your body to carry out ruthless murders is#nicer to you than your goddamn brother and friends. like damn dude.#I honestly think if Slaughter was born a human their relationship would be great for both of them they truly fit together like two puzzle#pieces. two outcasts who have so much in common and find comfort in one another. but because of the circumstances of Slaughter's nature and#what it was forced to be this is not a healthy situation or a relationship. Peter comes out better at the end and would be as good as dead#if not for meeting Slaughter so there's a silver lining in all of this but goddamn dude. the bullshit it took to get there.#The fact that his life was so bad literally getting possessed by a monster and almost being murdered numerous times and an insane amount of#trauma and bbeing a target for monsters for the rest of your life literally IMPROVED IT my guy truly cant catch a fucking break 😭😭
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now that im an adult and thse rhings dont have control over me i can finally say i think shipping stuff like ness/pu or ness/porky or even the more niche jeff/paula is a sign to move on to another video game thats not an rpg about little middle schoolers
#dont let yaoi rot get to you about kids you gotta start engaging that frontal lobe somewhere else#ive had this thought since i was 14 but now that im 23 i know im safe from this thought ruining friendships
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