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Transformers One: bad ending AU
This idea for a gay and angsty AU came to me during the ride home after Transformers One and today, a whole month after I saw it, I finally get to share it with the internets
WARNING: HEAVY SPOILERS FOR TRANSFORMERS ONE
Everyone who has seen the movie already knows what happened in the climax: D16 accidentally shoots Orion after he stands between him and Sentinel, his original target, and D lets Orion fall to his death.
But in this universe Megatron sticks to his good side one last time as he keeps Orion’s dying body from falling into the abyss. He pulls him back up and embraces him, apologizing over and over for having shot him and trying to understand why he didn’t let him kill Sentinel. Before Orion can say anything though, his body turns gray and he goes limp. That’s when Megatron falls to the dark side. He blames Sentinel for Orion’s death and as his eyes finally turn red, he rushes to the false prime to kill him. As Megatron rips Sentinel apart, he flashes back to all those moments he had shared with Orion in the past: working together in the mines, talking and joking with each other and even D yearning to ask Orion to become his mate and eventually his conjunx… But now that would never be possible.
Megatron drops Sentinel’s remains and orders his supporters to destroy Iacon. Elita and Bee try to stop Megatron, but he overwhelms them both and rips Bee’s voice box out so they are forced to retreat with the miners. Megatron rises to power above the remains of what once was the Cybertronian capital with the high guard serving as his enforcers to keep order and wreck any attempt of uprising. Megatron also had Shockwave repair Orion’s body as much as he could, hoping to someday find a way to revive him. Meanwhile Elita and Bee become the leaders of a resistance of cogless miners (and some cogged citizens) to overthrow Megatron and reinstate peace...
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That would be the beggining of a very familiar civil war that would devastate Iacon and beyond. Eventually Bee and Elita would retireve Orion's body and would somehow bring him back as Optimus Prime (not sure how though so don't try to ask)
#transformers#macadam#maccadam#maccadams#transformers one#tfone#Megop#AU#dark ending#bad ending#what am I tagging?#Optimus Prime#Orion Pax#d 16#megatron#Elita One#B127#BADASSATRON#fuck you Sentinel Prime#you ruined the YAOI#tf one spoilers#tf one 2024#tf one#tf one orion pax#tf one megatron#sentinel prime#is a bitch#if anyone wants to use this AU be my guest#This AU is free to use#do whatever with it
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me, looking at the most toxic, awful, horrendously unhealthy fictional relationship in the world: why can't i have what they have? :(
#remind me of how easily you could kill me then say i won't die until you let me#you insult me and I'll insult you and we'll both know each other so unfathomably well that every word is a finely tuned blade#we'll kiss and you'll draw blood and I'll think of you every time i feel the bite mark#in every universe we find each other and we hate each other and we want each other more than we can say through words#tell the world i'm yours while i glower with reverent loathing#every conversation we have is poison#we twist and distort each other until there's nothing left but two shattered halves of a one way mirror#I'll hold you tightly like you're the only thing that matters#we'll slowly settle into a sort of rancid dependent domesticity#and set out to ruin each other until even those jagged shards turn to dust#(apologies reader of these tags#the “you” i'm referencing isn't referring to you personally#or you generally#i'm just cooking up more motivation to write sdhdjshdj)#(oh! also- please note the use of FICTIONAL#this is all just imagination loll)#why yes this is about#toxic old man yaoi#however did u guess#also just general#toxic yaoi#toxic yuri#but ykkkk#I watched one too many animatics#billford#hahahaaa who said thatttt not meeee hahaaaa#they ruined me#oh also-#pureshadow
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played Mouthwashing and loved it, don't think I have anything that insightful to say about it though. I will say, however, that the fan reaction to it is incredibly disappointing to me. Like do whatever you want I'm not your dad, but I find it a little contemptable that a game clearly about sexual assault and gendered violence is being completely eclipsed by fucking yaoi posting. There's so much to discuss and explore about Jimmy and Curly (and Anya!), but I guess that's just too boring when you can hallucinate toxic yaoi!!! (BUZZWORD!! BUZZWORD!!). It's kind of incredible how Jimmy seems to just.. forget or brush aside the violence he's inflicted upon Anya in favor of obsessing over Curly, and a majority of fans seem to be eager to do the same!
#we love misogyny#I jest somewhat over the ''hallucinate yaoi'' part cuz I'm not saying it's unreasonable to read into Jimmy's obsession as being a lil gay#but that's kind of the thing isnt it? heterosexual misogynistic men DO obsess over other men#because men are more human to them. more worthy of their attention and obsession#to wrong your fellow man is unforgivable. to harm a woman? par for the course#it's notable that Jimmy's gameplay segments only show guilt for Curly and Daisuke and Swansea#THEY get to exist in his nightmares. Anya? barely present. only their unwanted child exists as a monster to ruin JIMMY'S life#whatever... maybe I'll make a longer post later (lying)#mouthwashing#saturn.txt#mouthwashing spoilers#also whatever i know Daisuke doesn't directly feature in the gameplay segments#but you see his pink flowers frequently. and his shrine in the ''no turning back'' segment#Jimmy mourns him but not Anya
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Barnabas Bennett, pining: Fanshawe is so much smarter and confident than me, with an intellect that can rival Jonah's, and he's not just a pathetic wretch for the man...
Jonathan Fanshawe, moping: Bennett is so much kinder and passionate than I am, he can provide Jonah comfort where I cannot, and I always feel his affection for him is so much more...
Jonah, holding a knife and fork: Sweet, two boyfriends!
#if you're wondering. yes the knife and fork is an allegory for eating them and ruining their lives toxic yaoi style <3#jonah magnus#elias bouchard#jonathan fanshawe#barnabas bennett#jonshawe#regency harem#the regency harem gang ✌️😎#i am so abnormal about these guys you don't get it#klm-zoflorr#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#magshawe#jonahbas
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its interesting to me how everyone’s wishes in persona 5 royal have to do with the catalyst for their rebellion. like ryuji getting to live in a world where kamoshida doesn’t break his leg and force him off the track team, or yusuke where his sensei doesn’t betray him, doesn’t plagiarize. they get to skip those moments that revealed how unfair the world is, that made them want to fight back.
so logically joker’s wish should involve his false conviction. it should involve that event which forced him to transfer schools, to live in a store attic, to be labeled by everyone he met as a delinquent, a criminal. but even in a perfect world, all of that remains unchanged. he accepts that that experience Made him Something, that it was for the better in that it let him be a phantom thief, got him to meet all his friends.
no, to joker, the real thing that betrayed the world’s unfairness was akechi dying. akechi’s circumstances, being used by shido for years and then being discarded the moment shido didn’t have use for him anymore, the fact that akechi not only didn’t get the revenge he committed himself to when he was just a kid but therefore also didn’t get the opportunity to move on from it, is the one thing joker couldn’t stand. and it’s not just that joker wanted akechi to go to jail in his stead, because notably, akechi isn’t actually in jail in the third semester.
really, joker just wanted to see akechi again. he wanted to see him again because he loved him.
#persona 5#shuake#goro akechi#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#I have ryuji and yusuke as examples because they’re the most obvious#like makoto and futaba’s catalysts were things they’d kept bottled up For Years before their awakenings#and haru is a little more complicated considering her dad didn’t die until after she awakened#(which ruins the point i try to make in the first paragraph a little bit but WHATEVER. you get it)#and then ann’s seemed like kinda heavy subject matter for this post about persona 5 yaoi#but that also means I don’t mention a single woman in this post. I’m sorry women
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there needs to be a study on the impact mlm red and blue ships had on teenagers like i grew up with zukka and then KLANCE came around and i’ve been haunted by the comedic relief/angsty enemies to lovers trope for years and my life has never been the same since then
#zukka#klance#GET ME OUT OF HERE#at the function with the red and blue yaoi they promised#oh wait it’s enemies to lovers?#Can you tell i’m normal#i don’t think i’ve posted any klance or vld content on this blog#and there’s a reason for that#because voltron has ruined my life#keith i miss you always though
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this move is still so narratively uncompelling to me im legit pissed off. what am i supposed to do here. god i do not care about this storyline for either lewis or charles AT ALL it sucks xoxo
#im so mad. YOU RUINED MY GOOD YAOI. TWO GOOD YAOIS.#for what. for nothing.#merc and ferrari i wish u nothing but the floppiest
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i am papa/isa's biggest hater & don't u fucking forget it
#twinkie talks#Hatoful Boyfriend#YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL PUT IT IN HE TAG#& RUIN EVERYONE'S DAY#apparently some idiot bastard vaguely hinted at me when talking about how much they think it's stupid anyone hates on this ship#like oh i'm sorry. i'm sorry you don't like that i loathe the ship between a teenager & adult. you're weird & i don't like you#IF PAPA/ISA HAS NO HATERS I AM DEAD#stop shipping them please.... isa was a teenager when he met ryuuji... you don't fucking get it you're too yaoi brained it's WEIRD#anyway another reminder that i don't want you here if you like that shit byeeee#& I'LL PUT IT IN THE TAG SO YOU CAN BLOCK ME IN ADVANCE
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I could count the amount of original stories of mine that don't have horror elements on one hand and idk what that says about me
#thylacines can talk#actually i do know it says mmmmm making horror monster ocs is fun#outside of my fandom ocs my ocs and original stories arre dominated by horror elements and religious themes oopsie daisy#i might eventually post about them but the hk brainrot is going strong#but a friend of mine got a commission for me of my doomer human x monster yaoi so you'll see my Main Babygirls soon 🥰#hand in unlovable hand they're fucked and weird and it's an unhealthy relationship and it'll never work as everything is stacked against#them yet each other is all they have and if being together means their death then so be it. Peter should have probably ran. Should have left#would be better off for the majorth of the story had he never met it yet the two are so alike. it's the first thing that's ever unnderstood#him. it's the first 'person' that's ever truly cared for him. And even if it has flaws and his life was ruined by things beyond his#comprehension and he risks his life he's not willing to let go of the only person whos truly seen him and loved him. Who is willing to tear#its world apart and die for him. There are no happy endings here. They were doomed from the start. But at least they have each other.#also tfw your life and 'family' sucks so much that a literal monster who manipulated you and used your body to carry out ruthless murders is#nicer to you than your goddamn brother and friends. like damn dude.#I honestly think if Slaughter was born a human their relationship would be great for both of them they truly fit together like two puzzle#pieces. two outcasts who have so much in common and find comfort in one another. but because of the circumstances of Slaughter's nature and#what it was forced to be this is not a healthy situation or a relationship. Peter comes out better at the end and would be as good as dead#if not for meeting Slaughter so there's a silver lining in all of this but goddamn dude. the bullshit it took to get there.#The fact that his life was so bad literally getting possessed by a monster and almost being murdered numerous times and an insane amount of#trauma and bbeing a target for monsters for the rest of your life literally IMPROVED IT my guy truly cant catch a fucking break 😭😭
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every time somebody reduces the serirei dynamic to "silly one x serious one" an angel loses its wings
#tantrum hole#they are both so deeply unserious and yet at the same time profoundly lonely adults who struggle to form meaningful relationships#due to unresolved personal issues#and theyve gotten so used to this comfortable status quo that theyre afraid of ruining it by expressing that theyre in love with the other#bc life has told them over and over that they are unworthy of love! and theyve only just started to learn that they ARE worthy#and taking that next step is terrifying. but theyre so afraid of the other not reciprocating and the friendship dying bc of it#that theyd just rather exist in this beautiful idiots ballet of sidestepping their feelings if it means getting to be around one another.#the tapestry i have weaved in my mind. do you see it. take my hand.#theyre also both stupid. serizawa doesnt know what a parking brake is and reigen thinks lemons are spicy (hes allergic)#and yes i know people dont need romance to be complete Obviously. i think adding romantic tension is a fun flavor#i feel the need to add that disclaimer to like Anything i post about love bc i am so afraid of ppl thinking me like a romantic dynamic mean#that i think the platonic dynamic is Inferior or w/e when this is not the case#they are not just 'the safe yaoi option' i think actually they are very interesting
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now that im an adult and thse rhings dont have control over me i can finally say i think shipping stuff like ness/pu or ness/porky or even the more niche jeff/paula is a sign to move on to another video game thats not an rpg about little middle schoolers
#dont let yaoi rot get to you about kids you gotta start engaging that frontal lobe somewhere else#ive had this thought since i was 14 but now that im 23 i know im safe from this thought ruining friendships
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genuinely been so distraught over round 6 i’ve barely been able to eat 😭😭😭😭😭
#FUCK YOU IVANTILL#YOURE RUINING MY LIFE#i’m normal guys!!!!!!#ivan :’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’(#save me toxic yaoi…#save me doomed yaoi…..#save me tragic yaoi…….#alnst#alien stage#alien stage round 6#quiet talk
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also i'm not going to pretend dunmeshi doesn't have some m/m shippers ignoring the plot for shipping but normally when i see people say that it's in response to m/m shipping just. existing
#fandom: dungeon meshi#the amount of 'ugh dungeon meshi's getting mainstream and now the gross fujos are ruining it with their bland yaoi' that popped up instantl#while farcille is still the uncontested most popular ship#including being loved by most of the m/m shippers i see around also#acting like the presence of m/m shipping ruins a fandom is literally just homophobic you sound like an anti-yaoi group on 2009 deviantart
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my only remotely coherent thought on ruin so far is "FRONNIE IS REAL WE WON #YAOI"
#i've only been watching mark's let's play so far so that's where i'm at rn. that poster from freddy has got me losing my MINDDD#ALL THE FREDDY MERCH IN BONNIE'S ROOM... SIR DO YOU HAVE AN EXPLANATION.#FURRY ROBOT YAOI IS REAL#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf ruin#fnaf spoilers#fnaf ruin spoilers#fronnie#ev.post
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#squishy talks too much#squishy plays p3p#i don't even have a caption for this i think adding a caption woud ruin it#i just wanted to post it i have been thinking about it for days#like why did he even say this. what girls are supposedly complicating his life#what women could he possibly be in contact with pre-rejoining sees that have caused him so much trouble that he feels this way#also like#this is a bold statement coming from a guy with yaoi problems#“girls complicate life” and how are men going for you shinjiro.#about shinji <3
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i just saw blazed yaoi.
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