#brynth epic au

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You have destroyed my brain so much that neither I can even process all this stuff on my own. Take this W.I.P as an offering for more food /hj /pos

*screams*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MY GOD

This is beautiful, amazing, scrumptious

Kicking my feet and giggling while staring at it and listening to 'The Challenge'. I recommend doing that, all of you. Put on 'The Challenge' and imagine Synth singing.

Some more facts about the Epic AU:

The bow is called Gary

Synth learned to be cunning from Branch. It's thanks to watching Branch that he came up with unraveling the shroud and the challenge only Branch could complete.

Keith is technically their adopted son but he takes after Branch a lot. He loves his mother (Synth) a lot and wants to protect her more than anything.

Keith was completely down with the murder of the 108 suitors. Like he was so on board.

Peppy is Zeus. I know Barb calls Zeus 'father' in a song so it SHOULD be Thrash but consider this: the thought of Thrash being mean to Branch hurts my feelings :(

Hermes is Dante.

Ares is Smidge, Aphrodite is Satin and Chenille. Yes, both of them.

Hephaestus is Thrash.

Apollo is Guy Diamond.

Aeolus I haven't decided on.

Hera is Delta Dawn.

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God, Epic has ruined my Brynth brain.

Synth as Penelope...

"I'm supposed to choose a suitor to wear the crown I said I would choose as soon as I weave this shroud They don't know That every night I unthread all the work I've done Cause I'd rather lie Than allow them to think they've won Though I never thought that I'd resort to this Just know I'll be here"

and

"Whoever can string my husband's old bow And shoot through twelve axes cleanly Will be the new king, sit down at the throne And rule with me as his queen"

Synth who is stalling the suitors for 20 years for Branch to come home.

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Here me out for the Brynth EPIC AU:

Chaz as Antinous/Calypso

Bounty Hunters as the Sirens

Creek as Calypso/Antinous

Chef as Scylla

Grandma Rosiepuff as Anticlea

Tiny Diamond as Polyphemus (he’s the only one I could think of for this)

You’ve got me addicted to this AU to mucj bro AHIEHWIAIRJW 😭😭

You got some of the ones I was thinking of!

Creek is Antinous. I'd had Chaz as one of the sirens, cuz I feel bad about Wani and Tresillo getting their tails cut off.

I was thinking Chef as Polyphemus, meanwhile Velvet/Veneer as Scylla.

Rosiepuff is def Anticlea!

I hadn't picked a Calypso yet, but hear me out on Hickory...

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POPLITES

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Imagine the string for the bow in the Brynth EPIC AU being a combination of Branch, Synth’s and a small portion of young Keith’s hair 😭😭😭

YES!

Bright pink and blue string

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In the Brynth Epic AU, Poppy is Polites.

I wanna say Val is Eurylochus.

Barb is Athena maybe.

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I want you to know that that brynth Epic AU is what finally got me to listen to the songs and damn they really are just that good huh

I'm glad to have gotten at least one person into Epic.

Yes, they ARE that good.

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Thinking about Synth singing this bit

"I will fall in love with you Over and over again I don’t care how, where, or when No matter how long it’s been You’re mine Don’t tell me you’re not the same person You’re always my husband And I’ve been waiting, waiting"

God, Epic has ruined my Brynth brain.

Synth as Penelope...

"I'm supposed to choose a suitor to wear the crown I said I would choose as soon as I weave this shroud They don't know That every night I unthread all the work I've done Cause I'd rather lie Than allow them to think they've won Though I never thought that I'd resort to this Just know I'll be here"

and

"Whoever can string my husband's old bow And shoot through twelve axes cleanly Will be the new king, sit down at the throne And rule with me as his queen"

Synth who is stalling the suitors for 20 years for Branch to come home.