#you people are so annoying god bless

[bandtrees]

warrior cats fans are the uncontested kings of getting mad at something before it happens that doesnt even happen

[new-ronantics]

a couple irls i know (straight girls) talking about noah’s coming out and saying shit like “no bc he just doesn’t seem girlypop 🤭🤪” and “omg nooo i had the biggest crush on him! 😢 i don’t think he’s actually fruity…” like what if i killed u with my bare hands. What then

[autism-swagger]

Nobody is allowed to post Jackie takes anymore except for me. I don't want to hear them. Keep that shit in your head.

[soup-of-the-daisies]

sometimes i don’t even know why i’m still in this fandom (marauders) because it’s like a hellscape to me (not torture as in pain but torture as in annoyance, which i’m sure would be a form of eternal punishment if hell existed) but then i see like. an opinion i actually agree with being semi-popular, or someone who’s actually reasonable and most likely my age or older being respected instead of ridiculed. and then i’m like hmm maybe it isn’t so bad here. this happens on a day-to-day basis by the way

[philtatosbuck]

the only bad part about st*dia being paid dust is the st*rek freaks are taking it as a win which is. Astounding to me considering stiles isn’t in the movie and derek literally fucking dies

[sanguinewolves]

in a really bad mood lately. sigh

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

"sure, i'll check the fr forums" i said "surely the fanbase can't possibly find reasons to complain about an item that literally just flips a png backwards" i said. like a fool

[dnickels]

Lots of rhetorical pitfalls online but the biggest and most consequential trap is "forming one's beliefs in opposition to whoever seems the most annoying"

[papercutsmp3]

bro is inquisitive

[hopefulbuthelpless]

it is 2024 and people are still putting kink at pride discourse on my dash????? are yall not tired because im tired. if you put that shit on my dashboard i will unfollow you and i dont care which 'side' youre arguing its all so dumb and pointless amen

[7scorpio]

i feel like i need to leave social media i can’t keep being exposed to the thoughts of 20 year olds who left the house for the first time yesterday

[br1ghtestlight]

So, Im a huge Mr. fischoeder fan so wondering if you have any Hc regarding him,especially his younger days cause there is so much potential there with his father and his missing eye. Tysm!! I'm huge fan of your blog Btw!!

i love mr fischoeder he's so fun!!!! of course i have headcanons about him :)

he's at least five years older than felix and bcuz their parents were Not great at being parents he actually spent a lot of his childhood raising felix and basically being parentified and thats why his relationship with felix is so fucked up and toxic bcuz calvin treats him more like a child that he still has to take care of and felix feels like he's never been treated as an equal (bcuz calvin mentally cant see him as an equal) they probably need to go to therapy together tbh

in general their parents were not great parents and treated their children more like employees in training and they expected to be idolized and worshiped (which they very much were and still are) they had a few good family moments but overall it was a very unhealthy upbringing?? calvin and felix both decided they didnt want kids bcuz they knew that their parenting style would be very similar and they (probably subconciously) didnt want to destroy a child the way they were destroyed

felix took out calvin's eye when he was just a kid maybe like 11 or 12 bcuz they were having a stupid arguement, he felt HORRIBLE and so guilty but calvin was like whatever its fine lmao He generally is so chill considering how many times felix has tried to murder or physically attack him, i dont think he ever really gets angry at felix or holds grudges bcuz thats his baby brother :)

calvin has been in very few serious romantic relationships bcuz he finds it difficult to commit to another person or actually care about them also women usually date him for his money which he's fine with but it doesnt lead to a real emotional connection (his realtionship with bob is ironically stronger than any romantic relationship he's ever been in)

^^ felix is the same way but he's totally okay with being used for his money he doesnt give a fuck (he secretly longs for an actual emotional connection though)

calvin is not straight but obviously was never open about this bcuz of how homophobic society was when he was growing up, he's always going out and having sex with male strippers/sex workers and everybody in town kinda knows but they keep quiet bcuz thats his personal buisness, the only person he's ever openly discussed this with is felix and never in any serious depth (felix promised to not tell their dad even though he knew that if he did he would be more likely to inherent his family's money and tbat is a promise he did keep)

calvin is actually very into fashion he just doesnt have a lot of opportunities to show off his knowledge, if bobs burgers wasnt a cartoon he would probably wear different extravagant outfits every single episode

mother fischoeder died when calvin was in his early 20s and it was an early death and probably due to an illness of some kind, his father died much later in life maybe when calvin was in his 50s

calvin absolutely loves reality tv drama shows like the bachelor and gets super into them and has favorite contestants, he invites felix to watch with him sometimes and its a brother bonding activity that they both enjoy <3

calvin wanted to be a singer when he was younger (before he took over the family business) and he will take any opportunity to sing in front of a crowd

[adjit]

tag nine (9) people you’d like to know better

Tagged by @misspickman thank you!!

Last song: When I first saw the tag post it was “I wanna know what love is” by Foreigner (shoutout to my baby boy Nova <3 it was on his playlist), but between seeing the tag and actually making this post I did watch that Bad Apple r/place video so technically it’s Bad Apple. I just felt that was too obvious.

Currently watching: Ummm… things I’m in the middle of… My Adventures With Superman. Gotham, technically (we dropped off somewhere in season 2 like a year ago), and also CW Supergirl, technically (I’m only about 4 episodes in and it’s been months).

And then my anime Tuesday watch party rotates through a whole list of them so I am in the middle of uh… Komi Can’t Communicate, To Your Eternity, Bocchi the Rock, Kaguya-sama Love Is War, Natsume Yuujinchou, Witch From Mercury, and Blood Blockade Battlefront.

Also Miraculous Ladybug. Back to watching that just bc I was too happy I guess and needed something to scream about.

Currently reading: I just finished both This Is How You Lose The Time War and The House in the Cerulean Sea (I liked both, would recommend) but haven’t picked up anything new on the novel front, though next up is These Are Not The Trinity Papers. Because it's sitting on my desk now so I guess it's next.

Comics front I’m still working my way through Young Justice ‘98 and Tim’s Robin run, plus currently keeping up with Poison Ivy, City Boy, Spirit World, Green Arrow, and Batman and Detective Comics. And SMOT. And actually haven't read the last TDR, which I was keeping up with (do not recommend, unless you're like me and just want to look at pretty pictures of Tim; it's not bad per se just so deeply middling). I’ve gotten a couple months behind because I’ve been busy with new job and travel and friends… OH ALSO I did just pick up Batman/Superman World's Finest Vol 1. from the library, so that's also On The List (the list is so god damn long).

Current obsession: DC for sure, for better or for worse. I’m sure you couldn’t tell from my other answers on this. (I didn’t even mention the DC video games I’ve been playing...)

Tagging… @milfkon @loisinherlane @domokunrainbowkinz @lesbitchin if y’all wanna do it

[mysidias]

going through the boromir tag on tumblr and taking a shot everytime someone says something about him that is not true and could be disproven by simply actually reading the books/watching the movies

[strawberrymilkfemme]

"danganronpa?? its literally 2023 🙄"

[amalagam]

now i only like retellings that would make a classics major pop a vein