#you paid zacharie to do this lmao

[nyormilt]

it’s a wedding (yay!).

requested by @the-fred. thank you for the ask!!! happy birthday!!! (it’s still tuesday somewhere, so i technically made it in time)

related shitpost under the cut

[xplrvibes]

Feel like we’ve ironed out your thoughts on a lot of Sam & Colby’s ghost hunting competition so I want to hear your take on the man, the myth, the legend… Zachary Bagels himself. He seems to be stirring up quite the controversy these days lmao.

Zachary Bagels earns you the coveted 3 laughing emojis - 🤣🤣🤣

Listen, I was an OG fan of Ghost Adventures...but I was one of those assholes who was watching because Zak was essentially the Three Stooges of the early 2000's. I watched to laugh at his idiocy and douchbaggery, not because I necessarily believed in what they were presenting as credible paranormal evidence (cause most of it was not).

Back in the day, if I wanted to see actual interesting ghost investigating, I would turn on Ghost Hunters (we're talking early seasons here, when they were still plumbers lol). If I want to be endlessly entertained by some Ed Hardy shirt wearing wannabe Lothario who just bungled everything with his absolute foolishness at all times and tried to pass off wind blowing as "groundbreaking proof of the paranormal," I'd tune into Ghost Adventures.

The early aughts really were a simpler time, lol.

I've always thought Zak was one of the most polarizing people on the planet- egocentric as fuck, while also seemingly extremely awkward and aware that he's kind of a goof. He seems to take himself so seriously at times and want to be shown as this hardcore super cool badass type, but then there will be an episode where he's reciting poetry to a girl ghost and falls on his ass, or he thinks there's a bear nearby so he hides behind a fucking tree like a dumbass, and he as executive producer decides to allow them to leave those clips in the show. He's polarizing. He's an enigma.

I also never paid as much attention to his personal life drama, but I do know that he's always in the thick of some dumb bullshit in that lane of his life, too lol. His romantic entanglements make ol' Corgi Book look like a nun in comparison.

Anyway, over all, I'd say he was a National Treasure, but for all the wrong reasons. He's also a total fraud as far as ghost hunting is concerned, and is kind of turning into the modern day Howard Hughes, which is a bit concerning, but the old Zak was nothing but a party.

[aenslem]

Tagged by @panlyra and @tennant (i am doing both in one post :D )

name: soph gender: female star sign: taurus height: 1.60 cm hogwarts house: not really in hp fandom but slytherin i guess favourite animal: i would say all animals but my cat might see this cats or dogs: my cat said cats blanket you sleep with: some abstract pattern of red and black colors reasons for URL: kira|yagami light from death note - kira’s light :D dream job: something with traveling or movie director why i made this blog: this one because tumblr was a jerk and hide me from everywhere, but an old blog was there cos i was looking for zachary quinto pictures and it was easier with an account :’D 

1. Do you make your bed? - not always tbh, sometimes i stay there all day 2. What’s your favorite number? - 6...9 (don’t :D) 3. What’s your job? - sitting at the desk and daydreaming about life i will never have 4. If you could, would you go back to school? - absolutely no.  5. Can you parallel park? - i don’t even drive 6. A job you had which would surprise people? - all of my jobs surprised people cos they were always like - you know so much and you work as this or that? lmao  7. Do you think aliens are real? - yes 8. Can you drive a manual car? - i can’t drive at all 9. What’s your guilty pleasure? - atm homelander x butcher askjdhajkdh okay but in my current condition almost everything is guilty pleasure because i should not eat lots of things which i love, and yet i continue eating them sometimes and then i regret it a lot when i feel sick, again.  10. Tattoos? - no but i want one so much, or two, or more. i just don’t have money to make them... 11. Favorite color? - black, white, bloody red. 12. Things people do that drive you crazy? - oh there are many things lmao and if i start i will never stop writing about it, so i will just write about tumblr here and say that whenever someone reposts my gifs and then tells me i ruin the fun, apparently by asking to stop stealing my works.  13. Any Phobias? - no? 14. Favorite childhood sport? - i loved tennis as a kid 15. Do you talk to yourself? - all the time 16. What movie do you adore? - interview with the vampire, crouching tiger, hidden dragon, the fall, soapdish, national treasure, lots of other movies. 17. Do you like doing puzzles? - depends on my mood tbh 18. Favorite kind of music? - i listen to a lot of genres, but i guess mostly to rock 19. Tea or coffee? - have to choose tea lol 20. The first thing you remember you wanted to be when you grew up? - still wanted to kill people and get paid for that, wanted to be movie director...

[bxoken-heartss]

@tu-sonrisaaa-te-amooo asked: Could you do the 8 and 17 fluff with Joel? tht would be cute (ik u hate him lol u could do zabdi if u want)

Lmao I don't hate him Bby..he can just be a bit dramatic sometimes...that's all 🙆‍♀️

Prompts: (I did a bit of alterations in it so excuse me)

“I want to dance through an army of fireflies with you.” (Prompt 8)

“My hand was made to fit into yours. That’s all there is to it.” (Prompt 17)

So Y/N is your name

~ ~ ~ means change of scenario.

✓ ✓ ✓ means the end.

So...ahem...this went a bit more than I intended it to go...I swore I would just write drabbles but I guess old habits die hard? So this is it? I hope you like it Dia! 💕😅 (oh new nickname alert)

This song is beautiful and sorta inspired me! 💕

- - -

Y/N and Joel were friends ever since they were little kids...They had met when Joel had gotten lost wandering around in a series of pet shops staring at pets (especially various dog breeds and puppies). When his senses had hit him..he understood he had gotten lost..he began to feel nervous and uneasy and let out childish sobs as he began to run around looking for his mother.

He barely paid attention to anything around him as he only focused in searching for his mother that which eventually ends up with him bumping onto someone.

"Ouch! Why can't you watch where the hell they are going?!" A voice speaks

Joel falls down as he looks at the person speaking...a little girl who held a husky in her arms on the floor angrily glaring at him

"I'm so sorry...I didn't..." He begins as he stares at the husky...

"It's fine...Just watch where you're going at least the- -" She begins

"Is that the Siberian Husky?" Joel asks interrupting her as he stands up

"I'm kind of offended that you interrupted me...But yes...yes it is.." She replies as she possessively holds her husky

"Can...Can I pet it?" He asks as he looks at the husky eagerly

"Well sure I guess..." She says as Joel begins petting the husky.

A few minutes later, the duo had already begun talking about...dogs things in general..

"Y/N! There you are!!" I was looking all over for you!" A voice speaks, tone concerned

"Oh..Mumma..I was just on my way back but then this boy bumped into me and apparently loves Zachary a bit too much.." She says as she points at Joel

And that's when our oblivious little Joel realizes that he was lost and was supposedly supposed to find his mother..not stand here fanboying over a husky.

His eyes widen as he looks around, searching for his mother a.k.a his official/ main intention...Panic strikes his system as he realizes he was obviously potentially lost..

"Are you okay Joel?" Y/N asks

"I'm LOST!" Joel replies as he looks at her letting out childish sobs

"Oh god...Mumma...Help him!" Y/N says

"Listen lil boy...we'll find your mother...do you like know her number or anything.." Y/N mother asks

"Yes..." He replies as he tells her the number letting out soft sobs

The husky jumps onto Joel's arms as it began licking his face. Joel stopped crying slowly as he began smiling a bit.

"Oh my god...He is just so adorable..." Joel says as he pets the husky

"Yeah...he seemingly likes you..strange..he's not pretty comfortable with strangers.." Y/N comments

Soon Joel's mother comes in, her eyes scanning around, her eyes instantly gleaming with happiness as she finds Joel.

"Joel!!!" She says as she runs over and hugs him, Zachary jumping out of Joel's arms onto the ground.

"Mumma!!" Joel yells as he hugs her, sobbing quietly

Y/N stepped away a bit letting them have their moment.

"Thank you for finding him! He's always roaming around..pet stores...or just everywhere in general...I'm so sorry for his careless actions...and all the inconveniences he has caused you..." Joel's mother apologizes

"Oh not at all...He wasn't a bother at all.." Y/N's mother reassures

"Joel...at least next time don't go around without telling your mum! If you want a pet come over to my place...We can play with Zachary together..." Y/N says as she smiles at him, holding her mother's hand

"Okay..I will." Joel says smiling at her as he pets Zachary one last time...

"Bye Joel! See you...well...soon?" She says as she walks off..

That was how it all began...After that, one day he had turned up at her place surprisingly...They were next door neighbours...And eventually they spent a lot of time together..which lead to their everlasting friendship which began at the age of 6..

~ ~ ~

"Joel...when am I going to see you again?" Y/N asks as she lazily sat on his bed whilst she helped him with her luggage.

"Around 9 months...I'll be back soon.." Joel says as he puts in another shirt

"Oh come on...that's technically the entire year!" Y/N comments as she rolls her eyes

"I swear I would have taken you if it wasn't for your Fashion Designing Course..If that had been completed..then you could have joined.." Joel says as he stuffs in something else

"Yeah yeah..it's important right...I'm going to miss you Jo..." She says as she looks at him

"Me too..I wish there was something I could do.." Joel says as he walks over towards her.

"Just promise that you'll facetime me before all your performances..and just text me once at least every day...send me those lame audios of yours...I don't care.." Y/N says as she holds his hand...

He was still here...not gone..why did he have to leave?

"Hey...I'll text you and call you everyday.. You're my best friend...If I wouldn't call you.. who else would I?" He asks as he holds her hand and hugs her

~ ~ ~

"Wow! That was a spectacular show right boys?" Joel asks obviously excited as he walked behind the stage...

"Yes..exhausted but overwhelming..." Richard replies as they walk into the room backstage

Zabdiel immediately falls onto the couch, Erick cools off, Chris begins to fix his hair

"God..Why hasn't Y/N even seen my message! She didn't even facetime me today or even call me! Isn't that just mean?!?" Joel comments as he slumps onto the couch

"Yes...call her mean and every other negative word you could think of Ho-eL! She brought her arse from miles away, sat on a 13 hour flight just so she could surprise her best friend and yet you call her that?" A voice speaks from behind him

"Wait...a minute..." Joel trails as he instantly turns behind and sees Y/N

"Y/N- - !!!!" His tone surprised and shocked as he leaps off the couch and hugs her, a few years falling through his cheeks in the rush of excitement.

"Curls!!" She yells as she hugs him.

They hug on forever none of them every wanting to let go...Until an intentional cough from the guys pulls them away

"Ah...err...Guys! Meet my bestie Y/N!" Joel says as he grabs her hand heading towards the boys

"We talked Curls...I talked to everyone and they all helped me hide...You guys were amazing...The performance was just fantastic!" She comments as the boys yell out a chorus of thanks

"Okay so everyone except me knew that you were here?" Joel asks

"Duh curls...I couldn't sneak into backstage without their help..." Y/N says referring to the boys.

Joel grabbed her arm and pulled her into an empty room and pulls her into a hug again

"I'm so glad to have you here...Thank you for the support.." Joel says

"Wow wow...I never knew I'd see a sweet side of you Joel..." Y/N remarks

"Shut up and just hug me..." Joel says rolling his eyes

She returns the gesture as they kept hugging, an odd source of comfort filling both their veins.

~ ~ ~

"Joel...this is beautiful..." Y/N comments as she looks around the woods.

It was a small forest sort of place filled with thick green trees and a small river which gleamed with reflections of the littered stars that laid scattered in the skies.

"I know right..." Joel says as he looks at the river and at her..

They spent a lot of time making jokes and just talking about life...he had just returned from tour a few days before and thought he ought to spend some quality time with his best....friend...

He almost sighed at his own thoughts..he had begun to have feelings for her...but he didn't want to let them interplay..he didn't want to lose her...he needed her as a friend at least in his life..his feelings didn't have any part in this...but he couldn't help but wonder everytime she smiled..was she thinking about him? Did she think of him..as something more than a friend?

"Joel..Joel...HOEL!" Y/N yells.

Joel's eyes widen in shock as he falls off the log he sat on because of how loud she yelled and how distracted he was..

"Oh god...you are so clumsy sometimes Curls! Wait..actually all the damn time!" She says as she holds out her hand, Joel gratefully accepting her extended hand as she pulls him up.

"Look at that Y/N..My hand was made to fit into yours..” Joel comments as he sits up

Y/N face floods with a tint of pink as she nervously laughs it off..but never lets go off his hand..

"Of course you dummy...We are besties so god made sure it would work that way.." She replies uneasily

"Y/N I want to tell you something.." He says interrupting her from speaking further

An awkward moment of painful silence fills the air...

"What is it Joel?" She asks nervously

"It's.. it's..." Joel begins but his anxiety kicks in.

"If you don't tell her now...you'll never tell her or know if she felt the same.. you'll probably live in regret but you have to! " His inner voice encourages as he takes a deep breath

"I...I like you..." He breathes out

"I like you too Joel! You are my best fr- -" Y/N begins

"No Y/N...I like you more than a best friend.. you make me feel warm and mushy on the inside..I don't feel anything else around anyone else...You make me feel safe, happy. You understand me...We fight..but that's only because you care..but I like you in a different manner...You make me want to the cringy -est stuffs like taking couple pictures, share smoothies together, go on dates...and make me wanna dance with you in between an army of fireflies under the moonlight and what nots.. and to think that you make these cliché activities look normal...that's weird and definitely not something I feel one fine day.. I knew I always had these feelings..But I realized them...only recently...I understand if you don't feel the same..but just so you know I'll keep loving you..on and on..." He finishes off

"Who said I never had feelings for you Joel?" She asks "Every night... I'm just waiting and wondering if you have found someone that'll make you feel like that..Because why not? There are millions out there..prettier, hotter and just beautiful girls out there waiting for you so why would you choose me over them? Yeah... nothing.."

"Y/N I don't care...for you were..are the only girl I've had my eyes on...from the start.. today and forever..." Joel says as he holds both her palms. (I'm low-key swooning 🤧)

Before she could answer, Joel extends his free hand and pulls her up.

They walk over towards a place where the moonlight reflected brightly and the clear water flowing gently, causing small ripples as if it was singing a song.

"Well...can I have a dance with you?" Joel asks as he extends his hand out in a sorta gentleman style

Y/N nods softly as she takes his hand, his hand instantly softly interlocking with hers as she rests her free hand on his shoulder, his free hand holding a space above her waist securely..

As they began to softly dance in sync, an army of fireflies had encapsulated around them causing her to smile wide.

"Look Joel...True to your 'cliché' wishes..the fireflies are here..." Y/N jokes about it as Joel's face floods with a bright pink colour.

They enjoyed the overall aura, the silence suddenly turning comfortable...as they merely enjoyed each others' presence without any words being exchanged.

"So..Y/N..." Joel begins

"Hmm?" She asks as they continue dancing

"Will..will you be my girlfriend?" He asks nervously

Y/N stops dancing as she tries to catch Joel's gaze..but the boy would look at anyone or anything but her..

Y/N stood on her toes as she holds his face with both hands as she stares at his beautiful dark brown orbs, her eyes filled with nothing but love..that too only for him.

Joel looks at her nervously and before he could speak anything, she softly presses her lips against his. He instinctively bends down a bit to reach upto her height as his hands wrap around an area a bit above her waist.

She pulls away, Joel's arms still firmly fixated above her waist as he looks at her

"Did that answer your question Pimentel?" She asks, her tone filled with sassiness

"For real Y/N?" He asks in disbelief

"Yes Joel..For real...I promise you...I'll be there for you..." Y/N says as Joel smiles

"I love you Y/N.." He says

"I love you only..Joel Pimentel.." Y/N says as Joel pulls her in for another kiss.

✓ ✓ ✓

The Ending kinda sucked tbh...but anyways hehehe... I'll try to improve! 😅🙃

[chuckvstheuniverse]

After 11 years of desperately wanting to meet my absolute favorite celebrity and coming to terms with the fact that I would probably never get the chance to, I FINALLY MET ZACHARY LEVI YESTERDAY AT RI COMIC CON!!! He is the nicest, sweetest, funniest guy ever! (He also looked a.m.a.z.i.n.g. 😍) I initially went there expecting to get an autograph and the photo op with him, but Janine (@zacscottysnl), aka the most amazing best friend ever, paid for me to get another picture with him! I’m honestly still in disbelief that I met him. I’m on cloud nine. And I have a lot of stories about meeting him:

When I got his autograph, I was so nervous and my legs were shaking so much that it felt like they were just going to snap. He greeted us, said our names, shook our hands, introduced himself to us, and looked into our eyes so sincerelyyyyy! I probably sounded so so stupid, but I told him how surreal it was to finally meet him after all these years and he said “The surreal has become the REALLL!!!” and high-fived me with that adorable, swoon-worthy, nose-scrunch  smile of his and he laughed! (I died right there. I’m currently writing this post from beyond the grave.) We talked for a bit, (He’s really excited for everyone to see the second season of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel by the way!) and then it was time for the first photo with him. Poor Janine held my stuff so many times yesterday, but when I gave her my bag and jacket to hold while I got my picture with him, he said “Hold my stuff!” He joked with us 😭 I left there in shock. I couldn’t speak. My face was embarrassingly red too. 

When he saw me at the photo op, he said “Hello again!!” and I died for the seventh time that day. HE REMEMBERED ME!!! We took the photo and I thanked him, but as I was leaving, the photographer told me to wait because I needed a retake because I blinked in the photo. I NEVER blink in pictures. EVER. And when Zac saw me standing off to the side waiting, he said “What did she do?!!” which killed me for the eighth time. I took the retake photo, thanked him again, and left. But Janine, being the little sneaky rebel she is, was secretly taking pictures of me meeting Zac and SHE GOT A PICTURE OF HIM LOOKING AT ME. I’M IN LOVE WITH IT. I might be mid-blink and mid-sentence, but HE’S LOOKING AT ME. It’s currently my phone background right now 😂(Janine, if we ended up getting kicked out for that, THAT WOULD’VE BEEN SO WORTH IT lmao)

At the end of the day, we also creepily ate a pretzel on the floor across from Zac’s autograph table and watched him for a while…But there was a moment where a guy wearing a Where’s Waldo costume walked by when Zac was taking pictures with fans and out of nowhere Zac yelled “FOUND HIM!!”

The day was absolutely perfect and he was more than I could’ve ever hoped for. Thank you again Janine, for the picture with him and for the sneaky pics you took ;)

Me all day yesterday, now, and forever: 

[agentverbivore]

hey @agl03, I hope you don’t mind, but I thought it’d be way easier for me to answer you in a post - much higher character limit. ;-)

...will walk over from there.  Any tips and tricks are great so feel free to message me anything.  I can plan a day at Disney like nobody’s business but have never been to a con before.  

Anything that is a “Must Do” or things to avoid (especially with kids in tow). We are debating bringing a stroller since it can be a hassle in crowds…while on the other hand it makes a good pack mule.   

Best places to ‘hang out’ to maybe get a celebrity sighting.

I feel sort of useless now, lol, bc the way I attended WC is very different from yours and therefore means that a lot of my experience won’t really be applicable to you. I lived in LA, so I drove down to Anaheim each day I went to the con and parked in the convention center’s paid lots. that meant I had to get there before opening every day (but since I lived close, it wasn’t a big deal, esp compared to SDCC). I also have never been with kids, and so I’d imagine that is an entirely different kettle of fish - I either con alone or with ppl who can keep up with me, which is very much not a child-friendly approach to con-ing, lol. so take any advice I give with a grain of salt - I really don’t know anything about kids + cons other than that I see them there all the time.

as for celeb sightings, like I said in that other post, most of my SDCC/WC experiences never involved meeting or spotting celebs at all. it’s as much of a mystery to me how ppl figure out where and when they’ll exit buildings and have time to sign things - often, I’ll be waiting somewhere else in line and see the pics pop up on tumblr just like everyone else, lol. any time I did manage to meet anyone, it was basically either dumb luck (like turning around and almost crashing straight into Zachary Levi at SDCC) or the result of hours and hours of dedication... coupled with dumb luck, lmao. if I were you, I’d probably lower your expectations for that right quick, particularly since WC doesn’t have the same social aspect as SDCC - it’s very unlikely to happen. (and if it does, you’ll be that much more excited!) your best shot is to enter the autograph raffles/lotteries!

Best times to hit the floor?

probably earlier in the day if you can spare the time, especially if there are exclusives or specific toys that you want to purchase. popular (and/or new) stuff sells out fast, even at WC. a lot of people do wait to show up until later in the day - especially at WC, where a lot of casual attendees from LA just pop in when they have time or after work, etc. - and that exhibit hall gets insanely crowded. I would recommend choosing one morning that you dedicate to hall walking, as it’s really an “event” in and of itself. 

the Kiddo really wants to see the Shield panel no matter who is there (plus she’s insistent on going to the Kolpack Panel too).  I know we’ll need to line up for that pretty early even sit through the panels that go before to be safe.  Someone mentioned that once you were in the room of the panel you don’t have to leave once one finishes.  I’m just not sure how early to line up.  

that really depends a lot on the specific room(s) that the panels are in. at SDCC, they never clear any rooms until the end of the day. at WC, in my experience, they *have* occasionally cleared some of the smaller rooms in between (and I seem to remember them doing it once in the biggest room, but I’d be willing to bet that they don’t do that anymore). once you’re in line, just go ask a volunteer - either they will know, or will be able to direct you to someone who does.

as for how early, you also need to judge that by the panels that come both before AND after the one you want to see, and guess how much turnover of room attendees there might be. it’s a guessing game - what panels will have a lot of crossover, what earlier panels will clear out before AoS, whether or not there are any HUGE fandom panels afterwards (Walking Dead, for example) where attendees will get there long before opening and fill up the room for all of the intermediary panels. you just have to make educated guesses and hope. I always aim to get there earlier rather than later to hedge my bets - and I mean hours and hours early.

since you said “we” above, I’m assuming you’ll have an adult partner-in-crime with you, which is great news. this means that during the long, stultifying line waits (or even once you’re in the panel room and just waiting for the panel you want), you can take turns getting up and moving around - and taking Kiddo ;-) for an airing or two. sometimes, I’ve been able to go to the exhibit hall during really long line waits or during panels Idc abt, if I’m there with someone. but before you go anywhere, it’s best to ask a volunteer to check on their policy regarding leaving lines briefly - many cons have different policies on that, and it never hurts to check. (plus, they’ll be likely to understand if you want to take your child to walk around while the other adult holds down the line fort, as it were.) 

actually, that should probably be your main takeaway from my advice - make friends with the volunteers. they will be your best friends in tricky, crowded situations, and they deal with a LOT of bullshit from rude af ppl all day. be nice to them and they’ll be nice to you - and they might even be able to give you insider tips. ;-)

oh, and bring a power strip if you’re planning on dedicating a day to lines and panels. trust me.

anyway, that’s all I can think of off the top of my head - hmu if you think of anything else!