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Ok I need to say this bc like it’s been getting on my nerves recently.Uhm I literally see r34 of Julia argent from Carmen sandiego and like isn’t she like a teenager in the beginning of the show?hello?she’s like 17-19.thats her age range between player and Carmen.TEENAGER YEARS.A MINOR.but she’s still in her teen yrs but she isn’t 17 bc Yh she’s way to mature for her age.but hey I guess but she’s like a teenager in the show still developing and people forget that.if she was Carmen’s age which implies somewhat but also implies that she’s a teenager STILL.HELLO?this is like the Peni parker situation again.like y r yall GOONERS?!?!but if I say that Julia’s around that age range ima sound like a hypocrite bc I ship carulia and Carmens like 20 so I guess that.
#carmen sandiego#julia argent#carulia#julethief#mini rant#rant post#poor Julia#ranting abt gooners bc there annoying#smh#r34 slander#slander#teenagers#a teenager to be exact#clean up on isle my eyes😂😂😂#peni parker#pdf files r on here#ew#you need deodorant#if u are one#and death row immediately#type shit
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Pov:musty people in school
Deploy Beta-7☢️🗣️🔥
#hi hello#artists on tumblr#otters#artwork#help#school life#Stinky#You need deodorant#take a shower#musty#Ew#Beta 7
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just got emotional imagining all the tiny ways the bad kids love each other. all of them have worn gorgug's hoodie at one point. it's basically threadbare but they trade off casting mending. kristen has tried to use fig's skateboard in the parking lot after school and ate complete shit on the concrete. they all chanted for riz to try it too and he did a bunch of sick ass tricks he didn't know he could do. they all have drawers in random rooms of seacaster manor for their stuff despite never formally agreeing on it. they sit out under the thistlespring tree on weekends and project tv shows and youtube videos onto the side of the hangvan. riz brings a stupid tea-cortado for kristen in the mornings for their campaign meetings without being asked. fabian's pool is open to them no questions asked, just shoot a crystal message so he can unlock the gate (unless it's riz, he likes to scurry over it or pick the lock, for enrichment). without speaking adaine grabs some hot sauce packets from her jacket the minute fig sits down at their lunch table. yknow what I mean.
#they are all so.#im gonna cry#they have all used gorgug's lap for a pillow on the couch#kristen steals the spray deodorant from fabian's backpack whenever she feels like she needs it#fig has little individualized songs she wrote for each of their incoming calls#can you see my vision#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#fhjy
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another thing about the assistant angle is like. being there when bakugou reaches the hero top 40 and branches off with kirishima and sero and denki for their own agency. it's a bit of a mess bc they're barely twenty years old but—you're his only employee. he can barely afford to pay you and he doesn't even really know what you're supposed to do besides answer the phone and he's so emotionally unavailable but you're there, every single day. friendly with his friends. sometimes you bring lunch in for all of them and it's out of your own paycheck and it's not the best but you do it, for them. he lets you make the schedule for two weeks and you fuck it up so bad, but eventually you get it right and you try to be so fair—and that's hard to do, in the pro-hero world. there's nothing fair about a twenty year old man with trauma up to his ears risking his life every night because he doesn't know how to live with just himself, as just a man and not a hero, but goddamn it if you don't try to keep it fair, for every single one of them. you're one of his emergency contacts. you pick them up in the middle of the night when they're all the way across town, in another district police department bc that's where they caught the guy and where they have to turn him in. sometimes you bring their clothes or costumes home and wash them bc they don't get the chance. like it's everything.
#it means so much to me you dont get it alfhduskqlq#you're away from each other for whatever reason and he doesnt even realize how much he depends on you#until he cant#just for that moment#he goes out of the country for an underground mission for two weeks and he's like#i need to call my assistant#for what bro ???? they're not here ?????#and he knows how to do things himself that's not a question here it's just — he's so used to having someone right there#someone that is not kirishima or deku#someone that know the exact scent of deodorant he wears and buys it when they're out bc it's on sale and they know—#—how quickly he goes through it#LIKE. DO YIU GET IT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.#IT'S SO PERSONAL.#IT'S LIKE I KNOW HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BUT I'D PREFER NOT TO HAVE TO#✿ thoughts: bakugou
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Let's play will my roommate sleep in her bed tonight or is there Still something wrong
#I'm really self conscious of smelling bad but apparently my side of the soom smelled so bad that it was giving her migranes#which she of never brought up to me we needed to have the ra present#so I washed all my sheets right away through out my old pillows and got new ones#got sent my old blanket and fluffy rug home with my parents and got a new one that is easier to clean#got sentless fabreeze and shoe deodorizer I'm doing my laundry twice and often and showering everyday#even if it kills my hair#AND I got an air filter. so literally what else can I do she is still sleeping out on the couch#I don't even eat in here ever she does#I didn't mention this earlier bc I was embarrassed like I've had the depression middle school sent before and that sticks with you#but my parents couldn't smell anything my ra couldn't smell anything but she still wont come in here longer than to grab#a change of clothes literally what the hell am I supposed to do this actually stresses me out#sstfu.txt#girl really found one of my biggest insecurities if she's actually bothered I want to help but if she's lying ahhhh#I'm tired and there's no tag editor sorry I know some of that doesn't make sense
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I don't think I've ever craved a bath this bad in my life
#we've been out of water since saturday because of the flood 🫠 that was the last time I got to bathe#the company responsible announced that the water is expected to come back to all homes in my city today#but it hasn't reached my neighbourhood yet#I've been waiting all day...... thinking abt that bath...........#sleep.txt#yk when you *feel* dirty? like I've made do w deodorant and using a wet cloth but the feeling still doesn't go away#I need soap I need shampoo I need hot shower water#hot shower water I love you.......... come back to me baby..................
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Assumption: if you discovered Will robbing your house, you would show him where your valuables are.
I would! The jewelry box.... is in the bedroom, sir. Just this way! 😉😜
Make an assumption
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the weirdest top surgery side effect for me was that i stopped shaving my armpits. i'd been shaving them since i was like 12 so wasn't used to having any hair at all and tended to find it uncomfy but i couldn't raise my arms enough to safely shave them for a while and it forced me to get used to having hair there again and i just kinda. left it there?? and now i find it quite gender affirming actually but it was not something i planned to change at all, i just needed something to force me to get past the initial discomfort hurdle and settle into a lower-maintenance and comfier lifestyle
#also it's one of the only forms of body hair i can actually grow so i need to embrace it lol#but for real i think i smell less with underarm hair?? i always thought it would be more but it's not#though the real clincher there was getting a deodorant that actually works for my body chemistry#sorry Sure For Men but you made me smell bad
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#everything is just 10x harder than it needs to be#1st the paint was bad#so i bought new paint#repainted only it was way too hot/humid the day my mom picked to help me#so it was super difficult#then she insisted on cleaning the carpet#bc 'you won't be happy otherwise'#went over them like 3x with the machine & multiple products#completely saturating them & making them migraine-inducing#so i kept the door shut & windows open while i ran fans to dry it#only now it all stinks like wet dog & perfume#and my ac unit keeps fucking up#and it's really fucking hot & humid#and i could just cry#i've slept maybe 3hrs#and all this fucking room swap shit was supposed to be done before my stepdad got back#& it fucking won't be bc he shows up TOMORROW & my new bedroom smells like someone tried to put flowery deodorizer on a hot wet dog#i'm gonna fucking cry#i have no idea what to do#all i wanted to do was vacuum in there & move in#but no my mom just HAD to complicate it#and now I'M the one who's fucked
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#i need therapy#memes#goofy#warringwarrioridiot#thank you#beauty products#beauty#makeup#feminine shit#boy products#mens deodorant smells nice ngl
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i love going to target and looking at all the Items, but now everything is behind a locked wall and it's not fun anymore :-/
#i hate buying stuff online but like there's no way i'm going to stand around and wait 10 minutes and bother an employee#because i need to read the back of the deodorant....#and then repeat in 30 seconds when i also need vitamins#like especially since it's so much more inconvenient in the first place for me since i don't drive#but i just hate shopping online! i hate it! i need to Touch the lotion bottle i want before i know if i want it#i need to see them all next to each other!#and there's also decision fatigue when you have the option of EVERY LOTION THAT'S EVER EXISTED IN THE WORLD#i just want to choose between 3 or 4 bottles of lotions at most please
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oh top surgery update btw. ive got pretty much all sensation back in my chest with the exception of right around my scars and obviously nips don’t feel a thing. BUT. and this is fascinating to me. entire right side under my arm, to just about where the scar is? nothing there. absolutely numb. can’t feel a thing. why are you broken they didn’t even cut that part open
#but like hey i didnt need that bit anyway lmao#a little disorienting ill admit though. u ever tried to put on deodorant when you cant feel your armpit? weird as hell.#but like. worth it.
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I wish society let my cut fragrances out of my life forever and ever and always until the world ceases to exist
#allergies are fun! especially when not a single person on earth respects them!#if you normally shower in perfume when going out; youve likely met several people who had to take medication after being around you#normalize body odor please#and also. if youre so sweaty that you need to empty a bottle of perfume on you; that bottle is not doing jack shit#perfume does not replace good hygiene. please just take a shower. or wipe yourself off with a wet and soapy towel#idc how you do it. just. less perfume please. a shower and some deodorant will cover most people just fine
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why did the youtube algorithm just serve me an ad for pussy deodorant
#what does it know.......#the commercial lady started claiming that after you have sex your body is just leaking semen for days#and that's why you need pussy deodorant#which is like. that can't be science.........#personal nonsense
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I just realized I don't want gender neutral bathrooms and changing rooms just for gender reasons. I don't even want them just for practicality reasons, or just for economic reasons.
I want gender neutral hygiene spaces because, in my experience*, women who are bursting to get out of a sports bra and/or pee are wont to say unkind things and excuse it as "between us girls", and men do not wash properly if they think the bro code protects them.
#gender equality#equal rights#diversity#trans rights are human rights#chronic pain#chronic illness#*a shocking number of venues think having one bathroom per gender operational in an entire massive building is good enough#even if all the elevators are broken#this includes my own employer#and the one before that#on the upside#I've checked in five european countries#very very few people continue making a fuss about you being in the wrong bathroom if you say “I need to PEEEEEE” and keep walking#we're all human#we all get the urgency of the moment#including that one bathroom attendant in Amsterdam Main Station#thank you for not making me pee myself in public sir#yes I noticed the men's stalls were also all occupied#I've learned to work around such things on days my mobility is limited but thank you for your concern#that being said#transphobes have a lot of stuff they're weird about#them insisting we should strive to limit our options to piss-scented cave or grotto walls literally smeared with blood is just extra yikes#I don't care what silly fairy tales the cishets have dreamt up about you#you are in public and what you're doing is nasty#wipe your ass#think before you speak#meanwhile every unisex bathroom I've ever been to has been a haven of cleanliness and peace#every unisex changing room has been an oasis of pleasant conversation with a 70% reduction in noxious deodorant clouds#gender was invented by big bathroom to sell more bathrooms#and it made bathrooms worse for everyone
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Lydia and Bettyjuice
#Angsty teen Betty my beloved#She needs some deodorant tho#beetlejuice#my artwork#beetlejuice fanart#beetlejuice the animated series#lydia deetz#bettyjuice#not for you beetlebarfs
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