#you know who you are lmao

[evorathesylvurr]

funniest ooc tag i have ever seen from any rp blog

[medics-secret-shipfic-folder]

Not naming names, but the person who just followed me?

Your username made me chuckle, I'll give you that

[andthendk]

Hey queen 👸

I love your drawings so much and thanks for sharing them 😍

One question- the Lemony Snicket post doesn’t seem to work/load at all. Do I need an Imgur account to see it, or just try again with a new device?

Oh I always set the post duration on those image hosting sites to what uh....1-6 months (I get embarassed easily lmao and plus, idk, safety??) So you probably won't be able to see them either way....😅😅 sorry bout that!! I promise I'll get over posting 'em someday and work on some more spicy stuff in the meantime.

That aside, thank you for the lovely comment 😍!!

[crescent-cubed]

Nothing more relieving than learning that your friend isn't planning on killing off their OC that you love so so much

[l0ve-weenkun]

The Lost Core Memory

listen man idk i just thought this was so fucking funny lmaooo ALSO OMG PLS THIS IS 18+ lmaoo theres forbidden body parts involved

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.・。.・゜✭・

It's early into the night, you're relaxing on the bed, checking your for phone and reading up on some news. You scroll semi-mindlessly, not finding anything interesting until you hear someone call out to your name in desperation from the other room, and it startled you so much you flinched.

You sat for a moment in total shock and silence until the voice called out once more, and you snapped back to reality, quickly standing up and rushing to the bathroom, quickly remembering that Aurelius was in there. As you got closer you heard him say something, but it didn't make clear sense to you until you grabbed onto the bathroom door handle and swung it wide open only to find Aurelius.

Naked.

You both stood there, staring at each others beings, your eyes quickly, instinctively, scanning over his body, which he somehow didn't catch at the time. After you had realized just what you had done, you turned away, your face flushing. Once he saw you react he came back from the shock and asked once more,

"C-Can you bring me a towel?"

And you nodded, slowly closing the door, you were so embarrassed at what had just happened, but a thought came to your mind, and for some reason it made sense to you on the moment.

You swung the door back open, took a step towards Aurelius who had once again turned around, and you took his member, and sort of shook it like how you would when you go to shake someone's hand, and then you calmly walked away, fetched him his towel and sat back down on the bed.

And then it hit you.

What the fuck was that???

And Aurelius was thinking the same exact thing.

"What just happened?"

You both still clearly remember this happening, but none of you have ever spoken a word about it to each other, and you never will. It's like the forbidden memory, locked away at the core. You both can't tell if it would be the funniest story to tell or the most awkward encounter you've ever had, but either way, it stays hidden in thought.

[stcries]

he senses a disturbance ... an all too familiar, red haired disturbance.

[the-2nd-random-kid]

Especially when that one same person keeps liking and reblogging ur shit everyday to the point that you expect 99+ in your notifs and its all one guy like-- you go you funky bird you, absolutely demolish this fucking bird feeder ya lil scamp

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[actualcaptor]

having a long standing crush on my girlfriend's girlfriend is SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING OH MY GOD

[captainjamba]

“Nice hands.”

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[hollisartsblog]

i love the idea of crossovering Mob with different spirits ✨️

[bronzepatriarchy]

I'm murdering one of my mutuals

[pixlokita]

Oswald's mom is kinda-

[unfamiliar-void]

It’s so pleasing to see old mutuals back on dashes. You’ll see a random post about a completely different interest than yours, look at who reblogged it, and just smile. You’re still connected by that old childhood interest, but are now living completely different lives, seen through those obsession-driven reblogs and posts

[onesidedradiostatic]

stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)