#you know the answer

[eterniravioli]

what will win: mclaren rocketship or charles leclerc with a gun

[sicklyjelly]

happy holidays, here's a gift for y'all

[skzdarlings]

the fun part about writing the felix pov flashbacks in bodyguard 2 is seeing his thoughts before he went to the enemy and thus imagining what the fuck was going through his mind when he finally met the reader from the first bodyguard.

with miroh's daughter being a trained soldier who follows orders too, and with his general understanding that these powerful men were unmovable and no one could challenge or confront them, you just know he went through all the stages of grief and invented a few new ones as he watched some random ass 14 year old girl start screaming and verbally beating the shit out of The Big Scary Enemy.

you just know he went to bed that night going what the fuck. what the fuck. what the f

[thejourneyoflifewords]

Sometimes you already know the answer, you are just not ready to accept it yet!

[columboscreens]

I called columbo my babygirl and my roommate was absolutely floored by my terminology and said that I should be arrested.

what do you think? was I wrong to call columbo my babygirl?

i don't know

were you?

[lucy-moderatz]

[kariachi]

Random: As y’all know I write Kev as trans because nobody can stop me I am the god of this blog, and normally I have him having done the whole ‘I am a dude’ thing pre-OS because, well, canon exists, but sometimes, just sometimes, the image of an AU wherein that wasn’t the case comes to mind. Wherein the ‘I am a dude’ thing happens between OS and AF. Multiple images in my head-

The Tennysons hear Labrid say the name Levin, and there’s the dark hair, the crime, and they’re just sharing looks over Labrid’s head like ‘is this a relative? is this a family trend?’ only for it to slowly sink in as more and more of the crimes he lists become familiar and by the time he’s run off to start shit their eyes are blown wide and you can see them going back and changing pronouns in their memories

Same as the above except they don’t catch on until after that first fight, while they’re wondering what Kev’s problem is and Kev is pissed they apparently forgot him until it sinks in for him that ‘oh, yeah, I still thought I had to be a girl back then...’ and for them that ‘oh, oh this is not a different Levin’ and it’s just incredibly awkward on both sides, counterbalanced with Labrid being completely oblivious to literally everything except the job at hand

The Tennysons aren’t paying attention and so miss Labrid’s naming and crime listing, and Kevin’s attacking Ben is less blatantly a ‘we’ve got beef’ thing, and so they manage to just completely miss that they know him, Kevin spends episodes incredibly confused about why they’re acting like he’s just some other criminal they’re dealing with and not, ya know, somebody who tried to murder them brutally, only to eventually realize that between transing his gender, and using other facets of his powers, and how little they saw of his actual shape rather than his chimeric form they do not know he’s the same person, leading to this being the most drama-riddled image as he then has to decide whether to inform them of the situation and risk all the shit that could come from that (bonus points if Argit is sat there suggesting he not specifically because he finds the Tennysons not having a clue hilarious)

All of them are fantastic in their own special way. You can also mix-and-match by having one Tennyson figure it out before the other. Or instead of the other. Ben having to pull Kevin aside to ask if it’s okay if he pulls Gwen aside and explains the whole situation could make for an amazing plotline for a filler episode.

[lakesverse]

saying "disabled people don't exist" is usually the least interesting option, but why are there fantasy writers who are so eager to say we shouldn't anyway?

[wilburgersoot]

if i killed someone in front of you what would you do - 🐛

Something that I won’t admit to on a public forum admissible in court

[gniteruirui]

I don't mind if Rui called me baby girl 😉

BEHAVE YOURSELF!!

[38sr]

Have you seen the new Superman Cowboy look?

[meaningtotellyou]

so why the fuck did my ex roommate call me to ask me if i can watch king for a month while she goes back to Georgia. When she KNOWS what the answer will be. the dog can’t be in my new house so why did she even ask just to make me fucking upset

[ueinra]

your icon punches you in the face do you survive

[warmheartedsand]

HAHAHAHAHA

YOU DON’T KNOW THE HALF OF IT, FAKER.

[drastrochris]

Sitting in a meeting. Someone asks a question that they 100% know the answer to, and wanted to ask to make people uncomfortable.

[darkbetty]

Which well be hilarious not only because of the picture but also the mom dated doofenshmirtz.

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom