#you knew exactly what you were doing

[hoboblaidd]

Every time a Mythal says something about "wisdom" my pitchfork grows longer.

[theredmeansiloveyou]

I just realized I find Texas accents hot af and now I can never go to Texas

[modmad]

you said you love 60s/70s stuff like psychedelia, does that extend to your wardrobe? ovo

anon I hope you know how much trouble you are in. excessive clothes nonsense under the cut

I have a bunch more but it took me like an hour to take all these SO THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING

HAPPY NEW YEAR IT'S 1967

[epaulando]

I think people who talk about F1 Academy being a regressive way of segregating racing based on gender are really missing the point of it all. One of the biggest roadblocks for young drivers trying to find sponsors and public support is purely name recognition. If nobody knows who you are, how will you make it up that ladder? Prema, for example, is excellent at advertising its drivers via social media, which gives them a fanbase and drives up "demand" for them. It's thus more profitable for sponsors and teams to pick up those drivers. F1 Academy is doing the exact same thing but specifically for female drivers. Because of F1 Academy, these women are more well-known than the majority of F3 drivers despite competing at what is technically a lower level. And that makes them more appealing to teams so that they can move up in categories! F1 Academy is all about visibility for these young women, and almost anything else is extra.

[hotchfiles]

40&48 with hotch and bau reader!! age gap 😏 lil teasing 😏

help me get these two specific blorbos out of my head, the prompt list"I think we're on a first name basis by now." + "there's no way that was just a one-night thing."

You groaned louder than you should've been, honestly, your forehead hitting the pile of papers on your table as your boss called you into his office at the end of the day. You had spent the whole day feeling victorious that you were able to avoid being alone with him, attaching either Spencer or Emily to your hip whenever you had to even get close to his office.

It would be so much better if he just ghosted you, the whole conversation where he tells you you're too young, that you should be with someone Spencer's age, about hierarchy and power imbalances... You had everything he probably wanted to say to you already ingrained in your mind.

From the moment you woke up to your bed half empty, your clothes folded and no SUV to be seen down the street, you knew to him it had been a mistake to lean into your advances, to accept your hands pulling his tie, to get into the elevator of your building with his hand on the small of your back.

You could deal with that, you were a professional, mostly. But having to hear him say it would be too humiliating and you couldn't even avoid it, he was your boss, you couldn't be insubordinate and you couldn't let anyone suspect something was happening.

The paperwork in your hands seem more interesting to you for a second after you put it on his table, trying not to look at him. The door closed behind and the blinds shut. You felt your cheeks warm up in embarrassment, last time you were so openly rejected was during your freshman college year and it broke you for weeks.

And the boy was nothing compared to the man getting up and leaning on his table to be closer to you. Aaron even reaches for your hands, as a reflex you flinch, putting both in your pockets. "What's on your mind? You've avoided me all day." He doesn't force you to accept his touch, crossing his arms in front of his chest as the question filled the air.

"Listen, Hotch—Sir—" His hands shake along with his head in denial, confusion.

"I think we're on a first name basis by now." After the countless times you whispered and moaned his name the night before it was only fair that between the two of you, you called him Aaron, it made the most sense to him.

"Aaron." You nod, teeth to your bottom lip for a second trying to find the less awkward way to tell him he was off the hook, no need to explain anything. "I was trying to make this whole one night stand thing easier." The admission feels silly on the tip of your tongue, especially when his known furrowed brows soften and his lips turn into a smirk.

His hands tentatively go to your hips, pulling you to him when you didn't flinch, touching your forehead with his so that you're so close both your breaths are the same as he speaks, "there's no way that was just a one-night thing."

And who are you to deny your boss of anything?

[front-facing-pokemon]

[mayapapaya33]

Sorry Aabria, I'm trying to be sad about Evan getting exploded by K, but every time you say "yellow iceberg" there is nothing in my brain except yellow snow jokes. Are they headed towards an Iceberg made of pee? (or being generous, pollen) I'm sensing a thematic color wheel thing with each color representing some sort of creature or island or magic thing and I get it. All I'm saying is maybe pick a different color for ice and snow lmfao.

[ratatatastic]

"Someone said it, I forget who said it but, like, 'you dream your entire life on being on a team that freakin' good.' Right? It was meant to be—it was destiny. That save Bob made not even fucking looking? Like I bought the t-shirt! 'The Bobbery!' It's—" "Fuck, yeah!" "Bob—What's he like?" "That's the kind-of shit that you realise is just destiny...in my opinion..." "Does he talk?" "Does he smile?" "Bob? Yeah! Bob's awesome! Yeah, yeah—again, one of those perfect people."

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)

even ekky isnt immune to good merch hats off to breakingt thats ekkys most prised possession now XD

[transmechanicus]

Sometimes love feels like you’ve splattered yourself against a wall and there’s really no dignified way to get back up from that

[sapphoismymuse]

watching lotr and the hobbit and then finally reading the hobbit to find out it’s a musical and all the elves are whimsical mfs who burst into song and dance every time someone new comes to town like yeah, y’know what, that’s how all elves should be from now on

[hoboblaidd]

be honest was that year with the inquisition the best year of your life

ask memes | the god of lies tells the truth

"..Yes."

It really was.

[alleycatchitchat]

the funniest thing abt this new sonadow game is that sega didn't have to name it after the ship. just take a moment to consider how easy it would have been to name the game "sonic AND shadow generations" instead and then look me in the eye and try to tell me they aren't queerbaiting us

[tinygalaxykid]

I can't believe how manipulative Jacobi's recruitment was. Kepler planned it on the anniversary of his firing so that he'd always remember that day as "the day Kepler recruited him". It's not even an outright recruitment like everyone else's-- Kepler just flirts with him and leaves his card at the bar. "He knew everything about Jacobi". He knew how to make him chase him. Jacobi never stood a chance.

[slutforsilverfoxes]

Of all the incredible one liners Rossi says to Hotch in the 187 years of this show, “I need you to dominate me because it gives me direction and a purpose in life” is pretty high up there imo

[bluewlnteroses]

i just keep thinking about harley getting to know the truth about why peter is alone and finding out why people don't remember him and for a moment thinking he's glad he got to meet him after everything went down and immediately feel guilt and shame because its not fair peter went through so much pain and had to leave everyone he knew behind but,,,, just thinking about meeting each other before and getting to know peter and then completely forget him makes his feel sick

[goldenokamigirl94]

DEVS TF IS THIS??? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣