#you have so much tgirl swag. to me.

[transgenderprototype]

This game is terrible for meeee im too gay for this aauAAUuughhh

[jrwi-transgender-swag]

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Kian Stone

"has every single transgender swag ever. transmasc? fuck yeah! transfem? fuck yeah! nonbinary? fuck yeah! he/she? fucking YEAHH DUDE HIS TRANS SWAG IS GLORIOUS AND BODACIOUS GOD DAMN IT/POS" - Submitted For All Swag "Take one look at the concept art and just TRY to tell me that isn’t the most he/she mf to ever exist" - Submitted For Secret Fourth Swag

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Ashe Winters

"trans swag just in gen tbh. but also there have been WAY too many people out of the jrwi fandom who thinks cannonly shes a tgirl who uses she her" - Submitted For Transfem Swag "so transgender even the people outside the fandom know she's a girl. her name is a she after all" - Submitted For Transfem Swag "self explanatory. but also i’ve unintentionally tricked like three people i know irl and like majority of my non-jrwi mutuals into thinking she’s canon girl." - Submitted For Transfem Swag "He's got so much transgender swag that nobody can figure out exactly what flavour of trans he is. But he certainly Is transgender!" - Submitted For Transmasc + Nonbinary Swag "(gestures)" - Submitted For Transfem Swag "TRANSFEM TUESDAY ‼️SHES THE MOST EVER TRANSGENDER" - Submitted For All Swag "I mean…" - Submitted For Transfem Swag "Ashe Winters has so much trans swag that the fandom can’t decide on what pronouns to use. I’m here to make you consider: transmasc Ashe" - Submitted For Transmasc

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[zapsoda]

!ih spacecrew fan account here. do you have any idea concerning how they sound like? maybe with a song or just some dude talking? share them <3

if you've not thought about it you can just share a song you associate with one each and/or a song for the whole crew hehe

hmm i havent thought much about their voices (and the music i listen to doesnt typically lend itself well to projection ahaha. e.g. none of my ocs were pimped out to make money for their deadbeat family before meeting a boy who changed their life)

i do have some things though

this is my hitchhikers guide to the galaxy playlist which i made around 2020 (around the time of these ocs) which is what primarily inspired their creation

all of these songs are pretty effing bax (and the rest of them) -core

i wanted to embed the rest of these because fuck spotify but mobile browser tumblr is genuinely nightmarish to use

anyways i like to projwct onto baxxy so this (one of my faaaavorite songs ever) is also him-pilled

voice-wise im not sure of the sound? kind of scraggly tboy voice. with the exact cadence of fry from futurama

i think this sound is very roy and i think she is a bit scatterbrained and absent minded (not exactly amnesiac but yk)

roy is far from dumb but i think high energy hyperpop is very much her style and i chose this song specifically because of the palpable tgirl swag. in the same vein i hear dubstep heavy mlp and fnaf fansongs and thing "this is kinda roypilled"

i think she would sound a bit like backxwash voicewise maybe. very smooth.

i associate tally very heavily with old-ish britpop (and both of the magrittes with glam rock) he wouldnt listen to weezer or radiohead (baxter absolutely would though lets be real) but he would Understand them. now imagining bax showing him angsty earth music (very cute).

this song *is* kip. its about him and he would listen to it and it is his vibes. in addition to the glamrock he is very much a goofy hard/dad rock guy

ill have to get back to you on the alien guys. i feel like they would sound very inhuman so atp i struggle with making any comparisons lol.

the music i associate all these characters with is veeery much influenced by the things i was into when i first created them and their story and what was inspiring me then eheh (glam rock, 2000s indie pop, mid-late 20th century british music. anything related to the ocean/pirates or outer space)

edit: gonna be real i entirely forgot about clam chowder. ill get back to you on this

[happi-tree]

hii!! idk if ur still doing the ask game but if u are maybe yeet and/or killa?? they're my kids i love them so much

Omg CEO of Yeet and Killa in my ask box 😳😳😳 I'm absolutely obsessed with your designs for them btw! Don't worry about it, lovebird, I gotchu :D

Buckle up, bc I have a feeling this one's gonna be pretty long!

YEET BIGLY

Sexuality Headcanon: Queer. I'm sorry, Mr. Burch, but I just know him better! There is NO way that boy is straight. Repressed super-ally? Maybe. Straight? Absolutely not get out of my house

Gender Headcanon: Does not give a single shit about gender. He's too busy being the coolest guy alive to care about how people perceive his gender. Prefers he/him and they/them over she/her, but accepts all pronouns

A ship I have with said character: Weeps. Grant and Yeet would've been SO CUTE I'm in mourning every day.

A BROTP I have with said character: Yeet and Killa are the brother-sister duo of all time other sibling pairs WISH they looked this cool together. They always always have each other's back and they're so ride or die for each other in a world where everything is uncertain and either of them could die in the war games at any minute and- sorry sorry I'm just. They're so much!

A NOTP I have with said character: Honestly? N/A I think Yeet should get a little kissy and I don't really mind who he gets it from!!!

A random headcanon: Yeet and Killa end up kinda loaded by the end of s1 - they even have a house and everything! But I think transitioning to a life where they can just,,, be kids without having to fight to the death every day to put food on the table,,, is pretty difficult for the both of them. I think Yeet probably goes hunting for their food rather than buying it at the various markets around them - frugality is a habit at this point even if they're relatively well-off, and the satisfaction of having a successful hunt curbs his adrenaline cravings. How he manages to be stealthy with a skateboard for feet? Idk but I'll leave that up to your imagination.

General Opinion over said character: BELOVED. He is so cool and pretty,,, if I was a teen in the Forgotten Realms he would awaken the comphet in me I just know it.

KILLA DEMALL

Sexuality Headcanon: Shifts between aroallo and aroace for me depending on the day! Girl does not give a fuck about romance. Why would she when there is Killing and Maiming to be done

Gender Headcanon: She is soooooooo trans to me actually. Unbeatable tgirl swag nobody is doing it like her!!! She/they as well but with a heavy emphasis on the she.

A ship I have with said character: Don't really have one! She could pull anyone she wanted to though and I respect her so hard for that.

A BROTP I have with said character: I already said Yeet and Killa for Yeet's, so here, I think I'll go with Killa and Grant! I don't see them talked about a whole lot but I think their dynamic could be soooo interesting! Like you've been fighting for the majority of your life and all of a sudden this new kid gets shipped in and he's clearly not from anywhere you've ever been and he's wearing strange clothes but you can see the relief in his face when he spots you and your brother for the first time. And this kid is so clearly out of his depth and he's anxious and scared and he gets kinda sad sometimes but goddamnit, you want to see him get out of this alive. Even when his brain function seems to shut down around Yeet. Perhaps especially then, because it's nice to see someone besides you caring about your sibling for once.

A NOTP I have with said character: I'm pretty open to anything, but I definitely couldn't see Killa with any of the kiddads. Sorry!

A random headcanon: Killa is pretty good with hair! She always does Yeet's for him and helps him out on wash days - I imagine it's pretty hard to style your own hair without a mirror, so Killa and Yeet will help wash and style each other's. A small amount of Killa's portion of award money always goes toward hair products and cute little hair accessories like cuffs and beads and such - it's something that can remind them both that there's more to life than just the games. And, of course, it gives both of them a few more cool points, which is very important. Gotta slay while you slay, yk!

General Opinion over said character: CRIMINALLY underrated. I love her so much and I need to know more about her. Please please please bring her and Yeet back for s2 Anthony. Please it would be so cool,,,

[stealthrockdamage]

top five unjust depths moments. top five silly oomf tweets and/or poasts. top five kimoments. mwah.

hi dear thank you for so many lists to write. mwah.

okay extremely fucking long post inbound i'm putting this under a read more thank you

TOP 5 UNJUST DEPTHS MOMENTS:

This is such a difficult list to write because there are just SO many good moments, constantly, and in writing it I keep thinking "I have to include something from this part of the story!" and deleting things and replacing them with other things. So I have to just settle on five Really Good Moments but please understand that my favourite moments could be any of a list of, like, 30, probably, depending on the day you catch me. lmao. This list is definitely full of recency bias - I am trying so hard to pick the absolute best stuff. And I will fail. But it's okay.

5. Basically every Marykova moment ever.

Okay okay I'm biased because Maryam is Literally Me but I think it's really sweet the way that, like, Shalikova just starts out so embittered and embroiled in her trauma and Maryam just effortlessly draws out a different side of her. And none of it changes that Shalikova is still dealing with the things that happened to her in the past, but when she goes out in the diver during Goryk's Gorge and really truly almost dies fighting Selene, and just comes back aboard the Brigand and realizes "I need to kiss Maryam right now" it's so incredible. I love them a lot.

4. Arabella casually telling everyone she wants to creampie Zachikova so fucking bad.

Something up with this fish girl.

3. Ulyana/Aaliyah's extremely bad meet-cute.

This was the bit where it really clicked into place in my mind that I was going to adore Unjust Depths. Madiha cooked. Always remember - Ulyana has the Disco Elysium voices in her head. She is at all times just rolling good enough to get by. Bless her heart.

2. Majida being chastised for celebrating her victory in Arc 1 Intermission 6.

I think Majida is an absolutely excellent character, and originally I thought this entry should be the bit where she uses prayer to summon forth the strength she needs to use Spacial Control, but I thought to myself it would be criminal if I didn't have anything from The Moon Under The Mountain. And I think this particular moment was just such a clear and strong tone-setter, during the early bits of Unjust Depths. It's so so good. I have like nothing of consequence to even say just, read it. I love it.

1. HOMA PULLING IMANI INTO A KISS TO DISTRACT HER AND HIT HER WITH THE PUNCH INJECTOR!!!

my godddddd ohhhhh my goddddd it's peakkkkkk it's fucking peakkkkkkk homa finally decides she needs to try to be a hero she decides the volkisch aren't on her side and she wants to "rescue" imani she's deeply misguided and stuck in her feelings and has a moment of incredible unbelievable swag aughughghhhhhh

TOP 5 OOMFIE POSTS:

okay i haven't put a lot of thought into this i just love or hate these posts a lot and want to make everyone look at them.

5. Silent Hill "eatin a burger with no honey mustard"

okay kind of cheating because i'm in this post but who cares. milk kinda went off with this. i'm always saying "eatin a burger with no honey mustard." and it makes me think of the silent hill music every fucking time. all-timer.

4. Izzy impregnation mental gymnastics

I am not explaining this one. nor will i link to it. die forever.

3. Stupid Faggot Shark

thank you rachel for this all-time heater post

2. Tgirl Beak Shapes

my bestie is so wise for this. this post has 20k to me

1. My Therapist, Broly

6 years on still the best. dak the genius of forever.

TOP 5 KIM MOMENTS:

5. when we played phasmophobia duos that one time and you were so so so scared. kept going back to the truck to just watch me. andwe had to stop after 2 rounds because i did the old "die in front of your eyes as a bit" trick and it scared you too much. it was cute

4. like the very first time we ever hung out and hopped on monster hunter rise and found out we had independently made our wyvern riding auto callouts virtually the same ("do a flip"/"do a backflip" and "check out my cool new dog"/"i'm gonna pet this dog so good") it was so goofy. truly our brains have been aligned from the beginning

3. what if there were monsters in the dark forest

2. you showing me cool horror movies. it's just the best. coziest shit ever.

you getting way too excited about tricking people into thinking you and i are dating

[abnormalaboutthecharacter]

headcannons about my f/os bc why not :33333

calculester :3

i believe that feller is a he/it if i’ve ever seen one

i also believe he’s pan :3

agender????maybe???i belibe☝️

he’s just a silly fella and i love him so much

very sweet and cuddly

in buggy’s kitty form, he absolutely loves the contrast between the soft, warm feeling of fur against its hands and fingers

i like to think during times where the weather gets super hot, buggy will just lay on top of cal (he doesn’t really mind :3c)

cal likes to gently bonk his screen on buggy to try and simulate a kiss

6’5…..hes a tall boy……

husbandry/plant caring dates :DDD

cal’s pet names 4 buggy: dear, sweetheart, love, honey

beetlejuice :D

pan :3c

he/it/they user to me(o em gee, twinzies:3)

dabbles a bit in she/her, just as a treat

agender too i thibk just as a treat

buggy and bj like to just be silly and fool around

bj plays a lot of pranks and such on buggy, buggy’s gotten used to them and will sometimes prank him back

if the pranks do get too much, bj will apologize :]c

likes to watch videos on buggy’s screen(in its bot form)

he also figured out a way to play games on it

BIG BIG BIG cuddler, absolutely LOVES snuggling up with buggy(especially in kitty form)

5’6 just a smidge taller

horror movie dates >:3

beej’s pet names 4 buggy: kitty/kitten, doll, babe/baby, sugar, darling, sweetheart

april :o]

i think…..maybe…..she/they in my heart

maybe tgirl swag :3c she deserves it :3c

uhhhhhh idk maybe either bi or omni???? possibly☝️

she and buggy love to help each other with clown makeup :3

this is them to me:

i like to think buggy helps her with her streams and such

5’4

she likes buggy’s bot form a bit more, mostly because they think it’s fun to see him blue screen whenever it gets flustered

also so that she can place stickers on them :3c

karaoke dates mayhaps :]]

april’s pet names 4 buggy: kitty, honeypie, sweetie, baby, dear

doug :0

hmmm lemme put my thinking cap on…..

perchance genderfluid or something of the sort

…every pronoun all of them 👍

bi •w•

buggy helps him find(and buy-) any figures they’ve set her sights on

sometimes her slime will stick onto buggy, so buggy mostly stays in its bot form(easier clean up)

couples cosplay :DDD

5’2-5’3 :]

buggy gets fucking bombarded with stickers in their bot form

many con dates and stuff similar

doug’s pet names 4 buggy: honey/hon, sugar, darling, doll

kinito :}

“he’s literally just a ball and legs why would you make him fat” “make him round make him fat and beautiful”

tboy swag too B] he/it

pan in my heart :D

demiromantic mayhaps :]]

found a way to transfer himself INTO buggy(in bot form)

i think he change height whenever but stays around 4’8-5’0

sometimes he goes to his reg. height(10ft) so that buggy can have a big pillow to cuddle :3

flash game dates >:]

nito’s pet names 4 buggy: any and all pet names-(mostly uses my love)

*sun and moon -^-

sun is they/he and moon is it/he

both are either nonbinary or agender

sun is pan and moon is omni •w•👍

(much like cal) the two of them love the feeling of soft fur in between their fingers

sun and buggy preform little shows for the kiddos :]

moon and buggy sing lullabies to the kids when it’s nap time

both of them love cuddling and just being very affectionate to buggy

7 ft……tall fucking guys…….

arts and crafts galore! soft cuddly dates

sun/moon’s pet names 4 buggy: sunshine, starlight, dear, love, honey, darling, sweetheart

*eclipse too :>

it/they to me

agender swag B3

omni maybe 👍

edgar :)

good ol he/him, maybe it/its too just as a treat

agender :]

hmmmm….maybe bi

he enjoys every little talk he and buggy have, he just likes hearing them in general :]

i think it just loves buggy no matter what form their in, he doesn’t really have a preference

buggy makes a “humanoid” form for him and he’s just absolutely happy to be able to hug and kiss it!

5’1 when he’s in his humanoid form :]

buggy loves to just cuddle up with him(no matter the form), edgar loves it too

everyday he’ll be showered with kisses!!

movie and music dates!!

pet names 4 buggy: darling, love, honey, doll, mine

[kitcheninaman]

tell me all about ur OCs RN!!!!! /nf

AHH OKAY. THIS WILL BE LONG SORRY BUT IM GONNA TELL U ABOUT THE LUCASWORLD CAST BC ITS SIMPLER THAN IF LOL (if u wanna hear about IF feel free to ask it might just. take time)

lucasworld is the nickname for the novel im writing but the current working title is Middle Of The Road. the main characters are:

Lucas Dixon

Noah Campbell

Lin McAster

Odin Lester

Madison Harpham

there are 3 others (crya, finn, and holly) but they're sadly not all that relevant. they also (mostly) have parents who make varied appearances. lucas noah and lin are 16, odin is 17, and madison is 18.

theyre all trans guys apart from madison who is a cis girl (unless you ask my bf he is adamant she has tgirl swag). the interesting thing with odin is that it isnt revealed that hes transgender until quite far into the book, for various reasons.

lucas and lin are the Main Characters, most of the book alternates between their povs, but occasionally odin gets a chapter because he's my Baby Boy.

important information about lucas: he's about five foot seven, he has shitty brown hair and wire-framed round glasses. he tried to cut his own hair once and it never fully recovered. he loves car seat headrest, he's anxious all of the time, and his biggest flaw is how much he projects his own issues onto others.

important information about lin: he's about five foot five, has silver hair in a middle part which he dyes exclusively with the cheapest box dye he can find, and he's very scottish. his mummy issues r what make him funny. he loves listening to music in the woods, he gets hatecrimed literally daily, and his biggest flaw is he either thinks too much or too little. no in-between.

important information about noah: he's about five foot eight, has a blond mullet which lucas would DIE for, and he's very pale. pale to the point he looks like a ghost... i wonder why. he likes lucas, lying about being dead (he is), and his biggest flaw is the fact he died.

important information about odin: he's about five foot ten, has greasy black hair he slicks back awfully, and is literally always wearing a shitty leather jacket. he thinks he's literally JD from heathers but cooler. he likes planes, bullying lin, and his biggest flaw is his INSANE internalised transphobia.

important information about madison: shes about five foot eight, and has brown hair which she likes to keep down but is forced to keep up for school. her dad is the mayor and shes not very good at relating to normal people. she likes psychology, penelope scott, and her biggest flaw is that she treats odin like a science experiment rather than a friend.

anyway can u guess which of them kiss (on the mouth)

thank you SO much for asking i really love talking about my sillies :) please ask more if you think of anything else!!!! id love to share!!!!!

[chisatowo]

DODIE BDAY!!! everyone say happy birthday to my girl NOW

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I feel like some people do Miss Pauling’s character a disservice by trying to also make her more like Admin than anything, like yeah sure she’s her boss and yeah Pauling respects her for perfectly normal legitimate reasons that definitely don’t involve the strap, but Pauling isn’t some hot authoritative chain smoking GILF, she’s kind of a fail woman she’s just better at masking that fact cause of the autism professionalism

Don’t get me wrong I love her so so much and I think she has the mercs wrapped around her finger but I think that’s mostly down to her autistic tgirl swag and not her ability to assert control over most of them (save for scout but he’s an outlier and should NOT be counted) but I also think if she tried to get bold and talk back to Admin all it would take is one GILF Order and she’d be on the ground like a dog. Like sniper.

HONESTLY like she's not rlly "authoritative" at all lmao. She's their boss but she's like a Cool Boss yknow, and she's also like, not thaaat high above them? At least not in the vibe I get from her lol. She's on the ground, she does a lot of Admin's "dirty work" (killing people), and it's clearly not uncommon for her to hold meetings with and honestly just hang out with the mercenaries, which Admin is NEVER seen doing. Pauling shows up at their corporate Halloween party. The Tough Break update has her doing like regular non-work friendship stuff with them too. She IS their boss and that authority is an important part of her character, but she's not THAT much of their boss. I definitely don't like making her Admin 2 it removes so much of what makes her fun AND what makes Admin and their contrast fun, imo. Pauling needs to be the "you seem like the kind of person to have friends" to Admin's. yknow. Admin-ness

[mousegard]

Hapi from Three Houses/Hopes

favorite thing about them

i love like... everything about hapi. she's the best of the ashen wolves. a+ character design. a+ backstory. a+ personality. she's just so fucking good. the apathetic doomer cynic with a good heart deep down who deserves kindness after having been beaten down by one thing after another for her whole life is just. precious. protect her. she deserves only nice things

also. boobs.

least favorite thing about them

hapi being the "honorary blue lion" out of the ashen wolves sucks ass. her supports with dimitri serve no purpose other than to exposition dump about his stepmom to him. she should have had supports with edelgard. we got a taste of hapi and edelgard bonding in three hopes but were still cruelly denied actual support conversations

favorite line

"yeah i'm buff as heck. what of it?"

brOTP

i really like seeing platonic/sisterly relationships between hapi, lysithea, and edelgard. i want the former slither experiments to bond and find kinship in their shared experiences! lysithea deserves a cool big sister like hapi and hapi deserves a little sister like lysithea. and edelgard would bring out the best of them both

there's also hapi and mercedes, which literally only makes sense in the specific context of the au i created for an eagle among lions

OTP

i really have a soft spot for hapi and ashe, their support chain is really cute and they have great chemistry together

also, hapigard is a vastly underrated ship. i was shipping them before they had any canon interactions with each other

nOTP

i mentioned how much i dislike her supports with dimitri. i don't like viscerally recoil from the thought of shipping them or anything but like... why would you do that

all of hapi's other ships i'm neutral about at worst. they may not do anything for me but they don't feel like a waste of effort

random headcanon

hapi likes cats and cats like her. she has ingame dialogue about how she can't seem to get cats to like her, but when i was last playing cf i triggered that line of dialogue not five minutes after i saw her literally surrounded by like half a dozen cats so i think she was lying about that

also. tgirl swag to the extreme

unpopular opinion

i don't think i have any unpopular opinions about hapi. is "what the fuck is she doing with the blue lions" an unpopular opinion?

song i associate with them

"bullet with butterfly wings" by the smashing pumpkins but it's the neil cicierega version that takes the lyrics and puts it over the instrumental backing track of "working for the weekend" by loverboy

favorite picture of them

SMKittyKat

[tgurlswag]

What is Tgirl Swag?

Tgirl Swag (trans girl swagger) is some wild shit tbh, It doesn’t really have a single definition and is measured mostly in vibes so it can definitely be difficult to convey to people. I feel like the epitome of tgirl swag, the face and poster child of it as a concept, is Marceline The Vampire Queen from  Adventure Time (more specifically her flashback design from Distant Lands.) Now, does this mean you need to be goth or have an undercut or play the bass or be a vampire or be the literal daughter of the devil to have tgirl swag? Absolutely not (although those are elements that might improve your marks)

Tgirl Swag is not...

This is honestly much easier to describe. Tgirl swag is not a character or person you theorize or headcanon as trans. Being trans does not inherently mean you have tgirl swag, Blaire White and Caitlyn Jenner are good examples of trans women utterly lacking in it. Similarly to my last point, I don’t necessarily believe that tgirl swag is limited to a specific gender either. This is about their levels of trans girl energy, not their closeness to being a trans girl. Tgirl swag is also not a character or person you have gender envy for, it’s not always going to be someone you want to be like or even want to be around. There are a lot of nasty no-good dirty-ass trans girls out there and we- I mean they deserve some rep too! Lastly, tgirl swag is not always going to be the same kind of energy or type of person, we contain multitudes so please don’t assume someone doesn’t have tgirl swag because they aren’t x thing when a number of the posted characters/people are. We are a varied group and deserve to be seen as such

So now that that’s out of the way let’s lay down the law a little bit

Rules

You can submit characters through asks (pictures optional) but understand that not every submission will be posted, I will exercise my right to not keep up with every character submitted if I get too tired or busy

One character per ask (unless those characters act as a pair, e.g. Neo and trinity) but multiple asks are allowed and encouraged

Trans submitters only please. You don’t gotta be a girl but I do ask that you be trans. Guys, Gals, and non-binary peeps welcome

Don’t take this too seriously. Not everyone is going to agree with my rulings and this blog is all for fun and entertainment. I am a single person with single person opinions, please be chill

I think that’s everything! I’m excited to do this, was inspired by my friend birdhouse over at the tboyswag blog (https://tboyswag.tumblr.com/) and I’m hyped to jump into it. Oh and also I have pretty much never used Tumblr before so please bear with me and let me know if I mess anything up

[istherewifiinhell]

reading progress: chapter 268

reading highlight: (weak jazz hands) tah dahhh. in which. um. in which i read a webnovel and made notes about it. and square brackets are me trying to make sense of my own notes.

243 rules lawyer your wishes rule

244 yjh think of me damnit -> yjh I believe in you even when I dont

1 million dollar bet [coins?]

245 making yjh think abt him, monster is his fault. 100 coins. you bet 1 mill. banter [genuinely what the fuck am i talking about]

Breaking the sky sword saint chilling with dumplings. feeding her dog

Biyoo's dads are fighting time to fein sleep

Constellation who likes to changed sex is struggling with pleasure

kdj blocked from seeing tgirl swag moments

246 "Don't be so loud baby, the king is watching you" sfhbdfghbd ah?? [a dokkaebi says this to kdj?]

mass production maker sports car hell yeah

oh iris would have been okay. that is a pretty kdj move

mass production makers has an e cig

you hate the constellations but you yourself read stories? curious

247 HMO holding dog food *probably* for breaking the sky master. -> i would *hope* so...

breaking the sky master licking the bowl -> lol yeah

yjh excited to have a new sword aw lol

krygios and breaking the sky sword saint... 9' wife 2" husband

248 "kdj what the hell did you do" an orv story

kdj parlor scene where he just tells ppl off for being dicks.

breaking sky sword saint says fuck your gatekeeping [chitism... what?] capitalist bs. also pro bio diversity (metaphor)

breaking sky master barks from the car -> (raised eyebrows) -> passenger seat. oh. okay

"How many more people had to suffer destruction in order to end this story?" "Her heroic spirit is so high that she sometimes made other peoples definitions of justice shabby"

yjh breaking sky saint vulnerability moments.

(curse of crows @ riv live)

breaking sky master WILL LIVE

GOD SHES SO GOOD AND COOL [saint or master whose to say]

250 "If I threw away murim here, would I be different from the gourmet association" [which i shortened to gour ass... btw]

murim has a will (any world can) and has chosen sword saint as its savior

rest in violence sword saint [shes not dead lol]

there was a transcendent dog.

kdj: yjh is gonna kill me! yjh: emotionally devastated and looking for some support/guidance/solace

"I'm not like you" HMM!!

Kyrgios!! (-> wait... hes from the orochi chapters... mf is a issun-boshi) [really took me that long to snap that into place]

251 who could the punisher be... no its impossible. -> kdj last guy to put the pieces together every time

GAY THERAPY WATCH!

jhy and sky master sleeping and hugging -> cute

HMO mpreg mechanics. good. great -> lights a cig. takes a drag I wanted to kill you, kdj

"I didn't like the orginal kdj-ssi" "thats good to know"

hmo and kdj *should* talk more often. weirdest small talk + deep introspection

Reading a story is probably as hard as giving birth.. so tru...

"no matter what I will only make the ending that I want" 4th wall is wiggling happily -> cute?

asking the dog their opinion. I love that

PROVE YOUR KDJ. PROVE

uriel... (she just wants to see her fic acted out)

253 (trying to deal with the tense/pov used) yeah kdj why are you so keen to be killed

krygios is just a sweet sad guy huh

254 4th wall is showing its teeth -> cool dog kdj

HSY YSA girls trip! -> they hate each other

lee seolhwa hi lee seolhwa!

hsy having a bitter dark chocolate for a bitter dark girlie

lsk! hi hi! "My dokja seems to like unhealthy children"

abt olypmus -> they had so much sex it shorten their life span?

kdj bihyung divorce arc....

(understanding of character kdj increase)

255 looked into the abyss

bihyung is... protective... bihyung is... tsundere?

biyoo.. (sobbing)

256 bihyung the dead beat but bad ass dad? -> maybe not badass

YJH! whats the wenny man saying abt 1000 deaths

41! sys lost her memory so who was the revenge for? yjh didnt know. he just swung his sword.

yjh puts biyoo in his pocket....

'no of these constellations can understand yjh' (demon king of salvation is looking at you) adfhg

257 "I opened the wide and yelled towards the citizens" wide? wide open? wide comms? radio? -> constellation voice..

liberator of the industrial complex

"thanks but i wasn't planing on sacrificing myself" PFFT. okay kdj

"a dog an ambiguous gender human and a man who gave birth"-> bro..

loot boxes again

distorting things as one pleases

satellite officer constellations [aka riding coat tails]

THE DOG WILL LIVE (sorry sys dog i guess :/)

259 moisture filled the dogs eyes -> imagining the wettest gooiest dog eyes

bro is this your dog now?

"reduce your size" kdj you fucking coward

btsm is a girl dog -> sajeo

one day kdj will learn what trans people are... maybe

oh fuck gamers! where we dropping

the dokhyuk industrial complex -> tumblr dot com

you left YJH MESSAGES UNREAD???

hjgbjsd yjh got it like that ?? [he does not.. uriel]

sajeo expression wasnt good -> like. growling?

if you know who they were they wouldnt be a very good secret plotter now would they!

master of the skywalk? -> like... from star wars?

bald general aw lol -> 3 M tall!

guardian of youth and travel...

261 kdj: man i wish YSA was here... me fucking too dude

sajeo laying down like she wasn't interested -> i know exactly what this is referring to. see it in my mind

262 yjh pro gamer

swk has powerful monkey rival beef -> this tracks with jttw

yellow power, blue power? this fucking green lantern shit?

kdj wants to kill manu. protective moments

263 osu little lap dog lol

sajeo WILL LIVE

breaking the sky punch -> saint made this when she was bored...

hey beast king bookmark long time no see

265 oh kdj's mouth back... sure

LHS! SYS! YSA!!! -> kdj: why am i crying...

LHS grenade pin metaphor again

lhs werid gay thing off screen growth

"I'll leave it to you kdj" yjh gets killed djgbsdjkfgb ARGHHH

kdj get toss'd lol. lhs T-T.. uriel lol

1800... smth. oh *that* number....

266 the bear like lhs holding and crying over kdj -> sighing dreamily

267 "It was clearly YJH. No, It was even more than before" uh huh and real quick what did you mean by that...

268 yjh dying and his shared kdj stories crying out...

rotating: look. look theres things to be said about gender. and. morals. narratives and willpower and shit. i think the biggest take away is that I like when their are dog in a story and lhs is the biggest dog of them all... alright then.

[spinchs-field]

💌 haiii ^^?

you have like. so much tgirl swag? youre also so sweet and kind. i love seeing your silly little textposts and your art is so soft. you’re like vanilla frosting. to me (:

[commic-jester]

okay, after months of second hand batfam absorption, reading wfa, a couple of my dads old comics, and seeing some occasional bits of them in birds of prey, here are my thoughts:

dick: fantastic ass, sorry bout the anger issues tho king. also sorry about that one really shitty writer goDdamn

jason: great thighs, why does he look 30 in most comics, his characterization seems to vary so fuckin much that theres almost no way to get a grasp on him. seemed like a sweet kid tho

tim: great tits, i mean have you SEEN them in the robin suit? he gives off pathetic vibes, like i need to swing him around like a cat

damian: hes just a little guyyyyy, yeah he tried to/has killed people but like have you MET ten year olds??? likes animals and speaks like a dictionary apparently

cass: beloved, very beloved. she is scary and wonderful and very pretty

steph: strong tgirl swag, generally seems like a fun character if she isnt written by a misogynist or smn

duke: seems like a cool dude! wtf is his powerset tho like HOW op is this guy????? vibes of that one guy who gets straight As but sleeps through most classes

barbara: okay wfa is good, but they make her much more emotionally competent than she is. she is NOT good at emotions at all but i do want her to step on me a little (i have actively read some of her stuff so i know more about her than others)

bruce: girl idfk hes portrayed so differently across everything ive seen i have no clue what to say

the rest: not enough info yet

that has been: comic guesses with ghosty!

HELP YEAH HDJSFJSK

[rikusuriuri]

top 5 magical girlies!!

would cheat and list out all my magical girl OCs but i wont i will share the love beyond me but know i would put them here too but i wont but i would

1. WHA girlies (: i will not pit them against each other bc that would 4/5 spots on the list and also bc i love them all equally they're my little girlies & theyre all so wonderfully developed and very like. just very well written children (: Coco is just one of the sweetest protags to exist ever she has autistic swag through the roof and she's very sweet and has a beautiful heart & just <3 seeing her grow and her view towards the world and everything so much love & care in her it means the world to me Richeh is my little baby girl shes so uniquely charming i love her blank little face and her attitude towards magic and individuality & shes very quirky cute & Tetia is just a sweetheart such a sweet little girl i love how happy she is also theyre all transgender but she has so much tgirl swag & the creator retweeted transgender art of her so she kind of rules & she just makes me smile shes so kind and loving and well thank you for everything ms tetia & agott is my very very wonderful darling girl i have a soft spot for angry bitter little girls a bit she is my little angel i will always root for you and cheer you on i love how she interacts w people i just they all make me so sniffle ;__; my little girlies ohh you all do so wonderful happy magic i cannot to see where it takes you (:

^ tetia touch (pages L -> R)

2. sakura (: from ccs she is very dear to me she is a very sweet girl and ccs is just genuinely so full of love between characters its very <3 she wins in the mg department just bc she has no consistent outfit and always gets a new mg outfit its very charming and i love her rollerskates i just think she's so sweet, i think she's just very charming she is a sweet little girl who loves her friends and family and is always just very kind (:

3. sorry for wha again she just wins bc shes cool as fuck & also she has one of my favorite designs of all time Ininia win i think every girl needs ribbons and horns

also she just has the fucking coolest brim hat design, makes me very heheheheh hehehehehehhehheh that she doesnt have a brimmed witch hat she has ribbons that serve the purpose of a brim i just love everything about her look

putting jujy here too just bc i dont wanna take more wha spots but she deserves her own spot as well bc i also love her design this isnt to say i dont love the main group's desigsn but i think its so cool to see how other people design their apprentice's cloaks and hats i love all her tassles and i love her cloak especially & the pants her hair is very darling

gonna shut up about wha now bc i would also add lulucy even just for design & also the buff nurse who doesnt do magic but deserves a spot anyone bc women love her sorry . everyone look at wha designs though make me very (:

4. luz from the owl house biased a bit bc i just watched an ep but i love witchy weird girls so so so much shes just very sweet and fun makes me smile a lot (: bisexual win and etc etc

5. i am just gonna list random girls i like i want to say princess comet just bc shes very very very cute and i love a princess from space who is just yayy yayy interacting w the world i only skimmed the first ep of her bc riza wont watch more w me but she charmed me very quickly, i like madoka from pmmm but its been a while im a sucker for pink girls though and shes sweet from what i remember, snow white from [redacted and hit by a truck dont look at this one] bc she is just genuinely one of the sweetest magical girls ever esp given the circumstance of it all and etc & i wont ever forgive the dark magical girl "break the cutie" trope i hope someone dies for that one, rachel roth is my everything goth girl i love emotional problems shes very dear to me as always, trese and kaine are also girls i love who do magic but in a less cute way kind of but also i love you w all my heart thanks for kicking ass and also the tgirl swag, also marcille from dm just bc she has weird girl evil magic swag that just rules and shes funny, i would also list off every hatsune miku song/module thats based on magical girls bc i have 3 off the top of my head that mean a lot to me very cute i think everyone should sing songs about magical girls and what that means and etc, theres other like misc cartoons and stuff of just girls who know magic who also make me smile just bc i think girls learning/doing magic is a sweet and cute thing also for also for honorable mention i'll say the filipino witch from little witch academia even though i know nothing about her but a win for filipinos i hope

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Longest Tag: 140 characters

#the kingdom key?????? like riku and kairi lucked out on this one and its bc of their tboy and tgirl swag (their keyblades have better names)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

im a b team enthusiast they're like. they're my best fucking friends

32 notes - Posted August 8, 2022

#4

idk how hawkeye is gonna end but i feel like yelena is gonna text kate all the time like “kate bishop this is my dog her name is fanny” “kate bishop i made macaroni do you want some :)” “kate bishop send me a picture of your dog!” “kate bishop come to visit we need to have a girls night”

kate of course responds bc besties i just think they’d be friends

50 notes - Posted January 7, 2022

#3

i got back into playing love nikki last night and i was having SO much fun for the first 15 minutes like “why did i ever stop the fun fashion game” and then i lost a styling competition embarrassingly and momo (FUCK that cat) was like “im starting to wonder why queen narini brought you here” and the old well of primal rage roared to life. FUCK you momo shut up you walk around naked in a hood what do YOU know about fashion you STUPID CAT

52 notes - Posted April 28, 2022

#2

the amount of Gregory slander on my fyp- HE IS TEN YEARS OLD ALL OF YALL NEED TO NOT. “oh but he hurt freddys friends” YEAH?? THOSE BITCHES WERE TRYING TO KILL HIM???? IF I WAS IN HIS SHOES ID DO THE SAME DAMN THING!! “he’s annoying” HE IS LITERALLY TEN. like WHAT do you expect he is a child. anyways stan this chaotic feral child

78 notes - Posted January 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

this is horrifying. dont strip jungle log

1,232 notes - Posted May 29, 2022

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