mousegard
mousegard
pretty nails and fluffy tails
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i'm willow aka mousegard aka AMX004_Qubeley and i mainly write giant stories about edelgard von fireemblem these days! 30+, she/her, icon by @mousegirlheart
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mousegard · 3 hours ago
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Day 3714 - 29 January 2025
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.//projectTiGER
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mousegard · 3 hours ago
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The misuse of the "insult to life itself" quote from Miyazaki on AI burns my yams so bad bc the original context is being disgusted with how a characters movements are dehumanizing to disabled people specifically bc of his empathy for a disabled friend and it's such a sadly rare sentiment, this cognizance of how we casually inflict indignity upon disabled people and how he finds it disgusting, I hate seeing it obfuscated
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mousegard · 3 hours ago
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“hmm i think i will finally play ephraim route” (immediately begins drawing eirika)
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mousegard · 4 hours ago
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τυρὸς δ’ οὐ λείπει μ’ οὔτ’ ἐν θέρει οὔτ’ ἐν ὀπώρᾳ, οὐ χειμῶνος ἄκρω·
"But cheese does not abandon me, neither in summer nor in autumn, nor at the end of winter:"
--Theocritus Idyll XI.36-7
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mousegard · 4 hours ago
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mousegard · 4 hours ago
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"ohh my god you can't just-"
Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.
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mousegard · 4 hours ago
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my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo
me: mama what the hell does that mean
my mom: so muscular
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mousegard · 5 hours ago
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honestly sometimes stories where characters have self awareness and solve their problems maturely can be really refreshing sometimes. and sometimes it feels like therapyspeak slop. intense stories where no one is capable of understanding themselves and act out in incorrect ways can be very fun. and sometimes it feels like contrived bullshit. whatever makes "a good story" is harder to make happen than just using the right kind of characters using the right words
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mousegard · 5 hours ago
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Mario teaches Bowser how to be a good guy on Mario Day.
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mousegard · 5 hours ago
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mousegard · 6 hours ago
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people might tell you homura is the most TMA-coded PMMM girl (from the main cast IDK anything abt magireco) but theyre wrong. its kyoko by a huge landslide and i stand by this
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mousegard · 6 hours ago
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Most infuriating part of writing is having an idea and thinking oh, this is gonna be so good and wanting to IMMEDIATELY share the vision with other people because it's gonna be good but then you start writing it down and - it is gonna be good. Except. It is also gonna take so, so, so long to finish. And in the meantime. You are the only one with The Vision. Alone. Losing your mind. 😭
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mousegard · 6 hours ago
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mousegard · 7 hours ago
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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
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mousegard · 7 hours ago
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nighttime contemplation
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mousegard · 7 hours ago
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Worldbuilding is fun, and you definitely need to think at least a little about how a setting Works for it to make any sense, but I sometimes get the impression that people on this website have forgotten the extent to which you can just kind of wing it.
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mousegard · 8 hours ago
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collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen
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