#you hate them. and also WHEN DID YOU GET MONEY??? YOU DONT HAVE JOBS AND YOU HAD TO GET RID OF ALL YOUR OLD STOLEN CREDIT CARDS BACK IN
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I miss the early seasons so much everything about the later ones is just. Eh.
in my opinion itâs almost never the outfits themselves that are the problem in recent tv/film. itâs the fact that it all looks unworn. thereâs no wear. thereâs no tear. thereâs no signs that it truly belonged to a character. in some cases, thatâs fine. but with warriors? travelers? the first example that comes to mind is how supernatural went from sam and dean driving across america living out of duffel bags wearing distressed heavily used workwear toâŚwhatever this isâŚâŚ.. looking like every outfit is Brand New
#like the lighting is soooo bright that nothing even looks creepy anymore its all like fluorescent#and the clothes#girl WHY do you dress like a trendy stuck up hipster now#you hate them. and also WHEN DID YOU GET MONEY??? YOU DONT HAVE JOBS AND YOU HAD TO GET RID OF ALL YOUR OLD STOLEN CREDIT CARDS BACK IN#s7?? i think?? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MONEY COMING FROMMMMM#please be poor again bbg đ đ˘#please i miss the real you đ
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do i really want to make individual drinks again
#reaching back into the file cabinets of my mind to remember how i made certain drinks when i worked at the cafe#in preparation for the possibility of this new job#it would certainly mean far less goofing off time than i have at my current job. and i value my goofing off time dearly#but the people here are so fucking annoying lmao. i hate them soooo much#not that the people at this new job would be any better. we're still dealing with investment bankers#godddddd. what i really would want (which would be impossible)#would be to go back to working at the cafe but like. still have paid time off and insurance lmao#but the cafe was a small business and he was not offering paid time off and insurance. and the pay was way less#but i did get to play whatever music i wanted. unfortunately you cant live on that#like i can always say no to this new job if its offered to me. but is my goofing off time worth:#2 dollars less in pay and a half hour to an hour's more commute. well i dont know#a shorter commute would mean i could sleep more. and have more time at home .#i mean i probably don't Need all this goofing off time. but its nice#i dont knowwwwwww#like even though im a bit nervous abt doing it again i know that i would easily fall back into the routine of making drinks#which i was fairly good at. my one drawback is that i cant do latte art but i dont know that theyd really care here#and (because i found the menu of where id work) theres not a ton of drink options?? just the standard stuff#its being called a starbucks cafe but 1) its not managed by them and 2) it does not have their 5 billion drink options#so thats good. less to worry about#doesnt look like i even have to make anything foodwise which i had to at the cafe#here it looks like people can just buy a pastry and thats it#the hours are like. the same i work now. also good#sorry im like using this post to think through my thoughts.#uhhhh oh i looked up the manager who looks like a weenie so im not keen on the prospect of interviewing with him#but i probably would have thought that about my current manager if id seen a pic of him prior to interviewing. i guess???#and with these kind of catering units it seems you dont often deal directly with the manager that much anyway#i just gotta see if i get good vibes#rn i have unsure vibes. but i need a sign to see if this could be good for me#oh id also save money on transportation. and taxes! bc i wouldnt be working in ny anymore#lol oops tag limit. well i hope you enjoyed my job thoughts you probably didnt i know i didnt
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not really a kook - based on this request (jj meets a 'kook' who makes him reevaluate his rule) a/n: im sorry this took so long life got a bit hectic, but i loved this request and i hope you like what i wrote!!! i dont think i need cw for anything but if i missed something please let me know
ây/n, table eight needs fries,â Kie said quickly as she moved passed you. âHeard,â you quickly reply. Today was your first official day working for the Wreck, but Kie had been training you for weeks leading up to it. You were apprehensive, when she first asked you to get a summer job at the Wreck, not because you couldnât handle a little hard work, but because you knew it was mostly inhabited by tourons and kooks, and while you technically fell into the category of the latter, you hated most kooks.
Except Kie. She was like, the only person on this island who got you. You didnât like entitled people, you had grown up poor for a good chunk of your childhood, but your grandpa bought a lot of stocks decades ago, and never could figure out when was the better time to sell, so he never did, and when he died 6 years ago, your mother inherited everything. But just because now you lived in a big house, you could still remember how it felt when kids teased you for having to thrift your clothes.Â
Your parents, on the other hand, let the money change them practically overnight, along with your younger sister and your older brother. In fact, you were currently âcut offâ because your parents didnât like how you spent the money. You liked to buy clothes, and makeup, and go out to eat, of course, but you also had a habit of donating money behind your parents back, or walk around the cut and give handfuls of cash to people that looked like they needed it; there was no shortage of that over on the cut.Â
You had made exactly two friends when you moved to Kildare island; Kie and Sarah Cameron, and when Sarah Cameron decided popularity was more important to her, it was just you and Kie, which you didnât mind. She had other friends, but you had a lot of hobbies that took up your time, so you never really minded that you hadnât met them. So when your best friend asked you to help her out by working at her family restaurant, you couldnât say no. Besides, it would feel good to earn your own money.Â
Mr. Carrera handed you the fries for table eight, and you quickly carried them over with a smile on your face. Kie said that part was important.Â
âHey, I just got a text from some of my friends, theyâre gonna swing by. You wanna hang with us?â Kie asked after the lunch boom ended and there was a lull in the restaurant. âUh, which friends?â Kie gave you a teasing look, âHow many friends do I have besides you?â âMaybe you made more, now that you go to the other school, how could I possibly keep up?â you tease back, taking a drink from you water bottle. Kie rolled her eyes playfully. âThe pogues, John B, Pope, JJ-â âYeah, yeah, I remember⌠um⌠do they know youâre inviting me?â
Before Kie could open her mouth to reply, âWhaddup!â a loud voice called through the restaurant, making Kie turn. You looked past her to see three guys walk in. âWhat are you guys doing here already? You just texted me.â Kie said, putting her hand on her hip. âUhhh,â the tall brunette one said, pulling out his phone, âwell, we said we were coming 30 minutes ago, and this place is only 20 minutes away.â Kie checked her phone then groaned at being proven wrong. âWell, Iâm still scheduled for another 30 minutes, soâŚâ âThatâs cool, weâll just hang,â the blonde one said.Â
Kie sighed, throwing her towel over her shoulder. âWell, guys, this is my friend y/n, y/n, this is Pope, JJ, and John B,â Kie introduced, pointing to each guy respectively. âGuys, this is, y/n.â âCool, nice to meet you,â Pope was the first to acknowledge you, sticking his hand out formally. You smiled as you shook it. âYou guys too, Iâve heard lots about you.â âYouâre the one who moved here, right?â John B asked. âUh, yeah, about 6 years ago.â âHavenât seen you around before,â JJ said, almost accusatory. âUh⌠sorry?â you tried. âGuys! Stop giving her the third degree. I swear, this is why I never bring new people around you guys,â Kie scolded.Â
You gave an awkward smile and a small wave before quickly going behind the counter to wipe it down. JJ couldnât help but watch you, his mind swirling around with thoughts. Why hadnât Kie brought you around before? Was she hiding them from you? Was she hiding you from them? Why hadnât he seen you in school or around the cut? Were you from her Kook days? Why was Kie still friends with someone from her Kook days? Why would a Kook willingly work for minimum wage at the Wreck? He laid his arms down on the counter, leaning forward as he blocked the next part of the counter, which meant when you reached where he was, you had no choice but to look up at him.
âSo⌠y/n. Havenât seen you here before⌠when did you start?â JJ asked, making you furrow your brows, but then you chuckled. Kie had warned you her boys were a bit much, and you found it cute that JJ was living up to it so fast. âI started today. Kie was nice enough to offer me a summer job,â you explained, carefully picking his wrist up to move it, he quickly crossed his arms, letting you continue cleaning. His eyes stayed on you even as you moved past him. John B smacked his arm, making JJ turn to see his friends giving him knowing looks. JJ wet his lips before turning back to look at you. Fuck it, he thought. Kie hated Kooks, she wouldnât willingly be good friends with one. âHey, did Kie invite you to kick it? Because you totally should,â JJ rambled, making you smile to yourself. âUh, she did actually, right before you guys walked in.â âAnd now they know, so you can come,â Kie spoke up, with a cocky smile.Â
âOkay, Iâm down. Whatâs the plan?â
When you and Kie got off work, John B drove you all back to his place, the Chateau, with the promise of grilling, and taking the boat out on the water. John B was more than happy to teach you how to grill, and JJ took the opportunity to interrogate Kie.
âSo, whatâs the deal with y/n?â JJ asked bluntly, taking Kie by surprise. She raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms. âWhy do you wanna know?â âWell⌠just seems a little odd that weâve never met your only other friend. How did you meet her anyway?â Kie rolled her eyes. She knew JJ hated Kooks, but she also knew that like herself, y/n was not really a Kook, and she didnât want JJ to judge her before he got to know her. âSoccer. I did it for like one summer, and it just so happened to be the year she moved here.â âWell, why didnât you ever bring her around?â âBecause I knew you guys were gonna get weird and scare her off,â Kie teased, pushing JJ back by his forehead as she walked past him, but JJ wasnât giving up that easily.
âOkay, okay⌠she got a boyfriend?â JJ asked, making Kie stop in her tracks. âSeriously?â Kie asked in an annoyed tone as she turned to face him. âWhat? Iâm just trying to get to know your friend, Kie,â JJ lied, making Kie roll her eyes. âShe doesnât have a boyfriend. Anything else you want to know, you gotta ask her,â Kie said, throwing her arms up in surrender.Â
Truthfully, she was playing dumb. She knew exactly what she was doing. She always thought you and JJ would be good for each other, and if she could just get JJ to not see you as a Kook, maybe thatâs exactly what would happen.Â
âIâm gonna grab a beer, you want one, y/n?â JJ offered, taking you by surprise. âUh, sure, thank you, JJ,â you answered with a smile.
JJ walked over, opening your beer before handing it to you, you gave him another smile as you took it, raising it slightly to say thank you. JJ took the opportunity to do cheers, so you both took a drink, eyes locked on each other the whole time.
Oh, he was good, you thought. He didnât have to say a word, and you were already drawn to him.Â
After eating, you five loaded onto John B fishing boat, you and Kie sitting on the front of it as John B drove. The sun was just starting to go down as you got into the middle of the water, the view was absolutely perfect. âI think this is the prettiest thing I've ever seen,â you said softly, mostly to yourself.
JJ couldnât agree more as he watched you sitting the golden glow of the sunset. He decided to be bold, and reached out to move a piece of hair behind your ear. When you turned to him with a teasing smile, his heart skipped a beat. âThatâs like the cheesiest move in the book,â you taunt. âAlrighâ alrighâ, thatâs fair,â JJ laughs. âSo did I completely blow it?â Your smile grew, so you turned your head away. âI didnât say that.â
The rest of the night was filled with laughing, smoking, and stolen touches wherever possible. When Kie announced she was taking you home, you wanted to strangle her, but you didnât want to seem too eager, so you agreed.
âYou and JJ seemed friendly,â Kie said with a knowing smile as she drove her momâs jeep towards her house for a sleepover.
âUgh, was I total dork? I feel like I was a total dork,â you whine, letting your head fall back against the headrest. âNo, no, he totally likes you⌠but thereâs something I have to tell you.â âWhat?â In an instant you nervous, as if JJ was gonna pop out of the back seat. âListen⌠a couple years back, JJ went on a date with a Kook, Jules, only⌠it wasnât a date, it was a trap. She just wanted to humiliate him. JJ⌠hates Kooks. Like, more than anyone else I know. If he finds out your parents are rich, heâŚâ Kie trailed off, but you could figure out what she was getting at. âYour parents are rich and you guys are like best friends,â you pointed out. âI was grandfathered in, I met the Pogues in 6th grade, pre-Jules embarrassment.â âGreat. I finally meet a guy that isnât a total asshole and I canât go for him because my shitty parents are rich. Awesome.â Once again you let your head hit the headrest.
âNo one said that,â Kie said suddenly. Slowly, you opened your eyes and turned your head to look at her. âWhat?â âIf we just⌠donât tell himâŚâ âKie. He would hate me if he found out I kept it from him on purpose.â âSo⌠let me take the heat. You didnât know until I just told you, play dumb.â âI donât know, Kie-â âDo you like him?â You scoff, âI-I donât know, I just met him today.â âI didnât ask if you wanted to marry him, do you like him?â â...Yeah,â you answered shyly. âThen just trust me. Donât bring it up if you can avoid it, okay?â You were still unsure. âOkay?â Kie asked again. âYeah, yeah⌠fine.â
JJ was waiting at the Wreck when you showed up for your shift the next day.
âJJ? Whatâre you doing here? Itâs Kieâs day off,â you say as you put your hair up, a small smile playing at your lips to see him again so soon. âI know, but she said you were working⌠I was wondering if I could pick you up when you get off, take you out?â he asked, bracing himself for the possibility of rejection, but you just smiled. âIâd love that JJâŚâ
As far as you were concerned, that was the best decision you ever made. Being with JJ was like nothing you had ever felt before, he always did anything to make you smile, make you laugh. He was a breath of fresh air from what you were used to, Kooks who think their existence is a gift to the world, taking everything too seriously; but not JJ. JJ just wanted to make you smile.
As time passed, and your relationship with JJ going strong, you found yourself forgetting what Kie had told you about JJ hating Kooks, because it didnât matter. You hated them too, and avoided them as much as you could, spending more nights at Kieâs and the Chateau than at home.Â
But it was wrong to keep it from JJ, and nothing could change that. And karma has a funny way of working.Â
You and JJ had been dating for about 3 months, summer coming and going in a flash, but Mr. Carrera decided to keep you on staff, and you had liked working there and feeling independent from your parentâs money, so there you were; working an afternoon shift, when everything started to fall apart.
Word must had traveled to Figure Eight that you were working here, because when you showed up for your shift, Rafe Cameron the one and only, was already sitting with a group of his friends, being loud and obnoxious which only amped up when he saw you.Â
âWell look who it is! Bitch who thinks sheâs better than everyone finally got cut off,â Rafe said boisterously. âFuck off, Cameron,â you said plainly, not letting his words bother you as you put your hair out of your face, jumping into action. You had spent your whole life dealing with Rafeâs obnoxious personality, you could survive it.
 But then, JJ walked in, and in slow motion you could practically see everything slipping from your fingers. âHey babe. Thought Iâd keep you company,â JJ says with that handsome smile. You force yourself to give him one back, trying to pretend you werenât internally panicking. âHey baby,â you said quickly before pecking a kiss to his cheek. âOh, well now I understand everything,â Rafe said loudly, loud enough to be heard across the restaurant. âY/nâs dickwhipped by a pogue.â
You canât think, a million things to say or do pop into your head and you canât prioritize them in time to act. âBabe? Is Rafe talking to you? How do you know Rafe?â JJ asked softly, which just broke your heart more as you were too shocked to reply, at least, before Rafe beat you to it. âOh Y/N? We go way back. She used to have sleepovers with Sarah when her and Kie were on the soccer team together, isnât that right?â
You try to look at JJ, but his face is scrunched up in confusion. âSarah? You mean⌠from Kieâs kook days? But then-â The look on his face broke your heart, and you couldnât pretend you didnât know why; you couldnât bring yourself to lie to him twice. âJJ, just let me explain, okay?â you try, but JJ doesnât let you, as soon as the sentence is out of your mouth, confirming his fears, heâs running for the door, leaving you standing there with a broken heart.Â
Two weeks passed and you were unable to get JJ to talk to you, and every attempt just made you feel worse and worse, so eventually, you took the message. Kie tried to be there for you, but you were reluctant to accept help from her since she was also JJâs friend, so you spent most of the time locked in your room, being even colder to your family than usual.Â
Meanwhile, at the Chateau, you werenât the only one feeling the effect of the breakup. JJ had been cold, impulsive, starting fights with anyone who tried to talk to him, and soon everyone felt the effects ripple through.Â
âJJâŚâ John B decided to be brave. âWhat?â JJ snapped back in reply. â...Man, weâre worried about you,â John B said, already JJ was rolling his eyes. âWe can see you miss her. Bro, who cares if her parents have money? Sheâs still the same y/n.â âShe lied to me.â âShe didnât lie to you!â Kie confesses, then sighs, âAfter the first night you guys met, I could tell you both liked each other. You havenât really liked a girl since the Jules thing and I just wanted you to give it a chance!â
âYou told her to lie to me?â âI told her not to bring it up. But I mean- did you ever ask her if she was a Kook?â JJ got a bit flustered at the question. âI-It doesnât matter. She kept it from me on purpose.â âOnly because I told her too! That first night, when you guys were vibing, that was real. She didnât even know yet. And honestly- itâs a bit hypocritical for you to not see me as a Kook, but to see her as one. She hates Kooks too.â Kie said, bringing her drink up to her mouth, silently saying that she had said her piece.Â
JJ sighed as he stared down at the drink in his hands. For once, something one of his friends said was starting to get through to him.
âMan⌠what do I do? I feel like Iâm going crazy without her.â JJ said, desperation leaking from his voice. âGo talk to her,â John B suggested. âHow? Itâs clear I donât know anything about herâ JJ said, already getting defensive again. Kie uncapped a sharpie and grabbed his hand, writing on the skin. âThis is her address. Now you have no excuses.â
On his bike, he got there in about 20 minutes.
Your parents had long abandoned trying to understand you, but they tried to show their love however they could, which to you meant respecting your privacy when you were upset, so you were surprised when you heard a knock at your bedroom door.
You sniffled and used your sleeve to wipe away any residual tears, getting up slowly to open the door, seeing your mom standing there with a worried expression on her face, despite her attempts to hide it.Â
âHey, sweetie, you doing okay?â she asked softly. âI donât want any dinner.â âWell, actually, thereâs someone for you at the front door, a boy. Said his name was JJ?â you didnât need to hear anything else before you moved for the staircare, almost tripping over your feet.Â
JJ was looking around awkwardly when you saw him standing in the foyer. âHeyâŚâ you said softly, hoping he didnât notice the way your voice cracked. âHey⌠So this is your place? Itâs⌠nice.â âJJ please believe me, I donât- I didnât want to keep it from you, Kie told me to, and I shouldnât have listened- I donât- Iâm not like-â you struggled to find the words. âYouâre not a real Kook.â JJ finished for you, taking you by surprise, and for the first time since the breakup, you had hope.Â
You stepped slightly closer, unsure of what to say, but determined to not let the conversation die here. âKie said you didnât know about⌠Jules or whatever, the first night we hung out. Is that true?â You swallowed, a bit unsure of what this had to do with anything, unsure which answer he wanted to hear, so you were just honest. âShe told me later, when she drove us to her house. But that first night, on the boat, no I had no idea.â
JJ took his hat off to rub a hand anxiously through his hair. âI wanted to say Iâm sorry. Back at the Wreck, I didnât give you a chance to say anything, and that wasnât fair. I just wasnât ready to hear it.â You nodded softly along with his words, understanding his position. âWhat changed?â you decide to ask.
JJ chuckles awkwardly. âI guess youâre harder to stay away from than first thought⌠And Iâm pretty sure my friends would murder me if I didnât come talk to you.â His words made you chuckle, which felt good after two weeks of crying, but then you two stood in silence, just staring at each other for a moment.
âIâve missed you, y/n⌠I donât⌠I donât care if your parents have money. Kieâs right, youâre no more a Kook than she is.â JJ finally said, and you felt like your legs might give out from under you. His words made your heart flutter with hope. But you couldnât make the same mistakes.
âI still understand⌠if you canât be with me. What Jules did was fucked up,â you say softly. âYeah⌠yeah it was. But youâre not Jules⌠and⌠staying away from you isnât punishing her, itâs punishing me,â JJ said, making your eyes widen as you step closer. âDoes that meanâŚâ JJ looked at you, all the walls he built over the years seemed to fall down in that instant. âPlease⌠take me back. Iâm losing my mind without you, I canât sleep, I canât eat-â you donât let him finish as you run over to wrap your arms around him. JJ immediately brought a hand to your cheek, lifting your face to look at him before he pressed his lips to yours.Â
âIâm sorry I was an idiot.â JJ breathed out after you two pulled away. You shook your head, âI shouldâve just told you.â âNo, Kie was right. I wouldâve assumed- Donât tell Kie I said she was right.â JJ quickly added, making you giggle before you pulled him down for another kiss.
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Tried again and got through đ¤ appt made now I can nap đ¤đ¤
Cool cool cool got a sharp migraine and every time I call my dr to make an appt (not ab the migraine) I get through to the office but it's just a busy signal once I hit the menu number I need đ what the fuck man
#marquilla#got in suprisingly quick too like next week#he's usually super fucking busy bc he's also a surgeon so i guess i caught them at a good time#one time i called and they were like oh he's booked out through december... and it was September đ i was able to see his nurse practitioner#who was very nice and helpful sgdgdgd#anyway now i gotta make myself go to the appt đ i hate it i hate doctors so much even the nice ones that have a history of helping me#and bc my new insurance plan is active ill get to pay a nice 80 fucking dollars up front rather than 10 đ #idk if my new (cheaper) plan is why im paying so much or if it's that bc of my subsidies i was getting that thats why my out of pocket was#so low... if it wasnt then im very tempted to go back to that plan agdggdgdgd i was looking st the old card longingly today bc the new one#came in đŠ $40 primary dr (was $0) $80 specialist (was $10) $20 generic meds (0) $40 brand name (15) urgent care is now $60 (was $5) and#hospital is 40% rather than 25% đŠđŠđŠđŠđŠđŠđŠ im so fucking sad ab that ddgdggd mostly the prescriptions#but im paying $200 less than before monthly and ill be paying that much for prescriptions on this one assuming i pay full price and not#goodrx prices so net loss i guess but god now i gotta spend more money at therapy and shit đ #i guess i can just look again at plans during open enrollment but đ shouldnt fucking have to...#thankfully mom said she'll help me with the prescription cost bc she's like 'how's it different than if you were on my insurance? you#personally paid your copays when you got a job anyway and i paid for the meds. it's fine' but my brain is still not happy#bc it feels like im being punished for some reason like fuck you be on medicaid or suffer bitch.#and like i have assets i dont want medicaid to fucking touch and i dont want them assigning me health insurance#like the insurance broker did NOT explain this shit well at ALL and im so mad
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Hi! How are you doing? Sorry to bother you, but i dont know many scottish people and idk who to talk to about this book I found on audible. It's called Imogène, by french author Charles Exbrayat. Do you know him /the book? I've started reading it but I had to pause because, while being sold as a "humorous spy story" I find the protagonist, a "very proudly scottish" woman, to be... an offensive caricature? Like she acts like a fool, honestly. This book contains some interesting points about sexism (it was published in 1959), and ridiculous british habits (such as employees forced to give money for princess anna's birthday or being socially scorned). I'm sure the shared dislike / distrust the protagonist and her british colleagues feel are (were?) realistic. But she is so extra, and the story keeps telling how lonely she is, even after working 20 years in london. She has No friends, most acquitances dont talk to her for various motivations, her bosses hates her ... idk I feel this book is actually mocking scottish people? Or scottish women??? I was SO there for a "strong woman protagonist who gives cutting remarks to her boss or peers", but this looks wrong. Idk. I didnt know whom ask for inputs. Maybe i'm reading too much into it. Feel free to ignore this mega rant. Have a good day!
I think cultural and historical context and time of publication-- which was almost 70 years ago --are important factors to take into consideration when we look at fiction through our current expectations.
I canât speak to the book as Iâve never read it, but speaking as a Scots woman who worked for an English publishing house for a while, being made to feel alienated by my boss and others due to being Scottish was unfortunately still something going on in 2011.
Iâd get lots of âOh but you sound so eloquentâ remarks regarding my thinned-out accent (something I did on purpose to avoid being told to âspeak properlyâ which was also something I heard a lot in school if I ever used my native Scots language instead of âQueenâs English.â) and one time my boss referred to me as âtheir civilized Scotâ to an American author, whose Scottish romance book I was supposed to be fixing the dialogue on.
The phrasing was along the lines of, âDonât worry, youâll be able to understand her. Joy is our civilized Scot.â
The author laughed and made another derogatory comment about how they just loved Scottish accents even if it was unintelligible a lot of the time. I kept my mouth shut because I didn't want to lose my first career job.
I kept my mouth shut a lot in that job.
In that regard I could very well empathize with the character being lonely and not engaging with anyone, even after 20 years.
The proud Scottish woman can be a bit of a caricature, but that doesn't necessarily mean it is intended as mocking.
Again, cultural/historical context matters.
I wasnât alive in 1959, but I know there was a lot of Scottish media about the time that leaned into the stubbornness and pride of Scots women both for humor and to make societal commentary on the fact that women were strong and more independent than theyâd ever been following two world two and a lot of men werenât happy about it and wanted them to go back into their boxes. As a result the mouthy, proud Scots woman became a mockable caricature that turned women into shrill, over proud scolds.
Get back in your box or weâll make fun of you, basically.
So is this book being mocking, or is it employing popular tropes of the time, knowing that audience will understand what it means and that the female protagonist is being subversive despite what others expect from her?
I canât say. Again, havenât read it. It could be utter dogshit and making total fun of my culture. But I do think when looking at older media we need to put our thinking caps on and think, âHow would the audience of the time, 1959, have viewed and engaged with this?â
Expecting a âstrong female protagonistâ as we know it from media today isnât going to work with media thatâs almost 70 years old.
Hell, the âstrong woman protagonistâ wasnât even something any piece of media could agree on when I was growing up in the 90s.
Times change. Literary tropes and preferences change. It helps to keep that in mind.
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Yandere! Kalim x reader, but yandere but they're bad at their jobs au. Like one minute Kalim act all sadistic and dark then the next thing when reader asked if he wants some pets he went to his usual happy sunshine puppy that demands pets
yes~~ presious baby boi just wants love but he so spoil x3
what i also like to think about with yandere kalim is that he knows right and wrong but its so water down for him that "he just cant help it ^^
For fun, im making this into a modern mafia au ^^
~Just trying to help~
Yan!Boss!Kalim x Worker!mc
Warnings: power dymanmic, mafia mention, violence mention, nsfw hints, death?, manipulation
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The Asim, they are known for their wealth and their trades. They're a super big powerful family with a lot of people (both loyal and not loyal) under them. They kind of give "untouchable kings" vibes. Theyre still really nice to their "people", you just don't see them a lot, or at all really. The only way to really "talk to them" is by talking to someone in their circle but there are layers into that circle. some people thinks that their family is shady, like the rich people act is a persona to hide something but no one really has proof.
But you really don't have to worry about that. You have your own stuff to worry about, like living expenses. You were basically living on the streets, barely living. You did side jobs to get by. maybe you'll clean or maybe you'll babysit. when you were a kid, you always wanted to help people. But with your home life, money, you couldn't really get to your dreams even if you tried. you stopped school pretty early and its a little too late for you to get back into it. plus what school will accept you. you lived in a community where rich gets richer and medium class becomes poor... I guess that's where you are, what your luck...
you were heading to your next "job" place. you had to clean for a really sweet old couple, the Wrights. They couldn't afford much either but they try to help you whenever they can. Example, you clean places that they cant reach, in exchange they give you dinner, as much as they can. you always wish them good health. they are too sweet for this unfair world.
you were lost in your head, enjoying the memories and conversation you had with them. But when you to their place, you see 3 grown men towering over Mr. Wright.
"please understand.. we aren't here for trouble but your son does owe us some money. were just here to collect."
"please.. we havent seen our son in months. hes not here."
"come on, blue carb! i wanna go home! if you dont tell us-"
"Floyd, we aren't here for threats."
"hmm..? oh my... what do we have here?"
the light hair man turn to you with a very scary smile. You didnt have time to take even a step when one of the men grabs you by the arm. he had teal hair with a black stirp. he had awful smile that showed off his sharp teeth.. the smile looked every threatening..
"were just here to talk about business, why dont you scram shrimpy."
you started to tremble and turned to Mr. Wright. he gave you a weak smile and moved his hand like to shoo you away.
"go on dear. it'll be okay."
you gulped in terror but you dug your heels into the ground. if you didn't, who knew what these shady guys would do to this kind old couple.
"h-he.. said he hasn't seen his son! n-ow get out of here before i call the police!!"
"..."
".."
"..."
everyone got quiet.. no one moved.. the men seem stun by your outburst. the man, that was holding you, didn't seem to like your outburst and gripped your arm, harder. it hurts..!
"tck.. im getting really annoyed, shrimpy... Should break your arm to show you-"
"actually Floyd, i have a better idea."
the light hair man walks up to you and hands you a card.
"i am Azul Ashengrotto. i run a cafe called the Mostro Lounge and Mr. Wright's son has owe us a pretty penny~"
The way he spoke gave you chills. You hated it. it was too sweet when you knew that the words he spoke are laced with poison.
"What if-..."
You had to take a long deep breath, you're risking a lot for even thinking this... but you had to. you were the only able person to protected these people who gave you more than you've asked.
"what if... i worked for you..? i'll work for you, pay off the owe money and you'll have to leave Mr. and Mrs. Wright alone! Deal..?"
the light hair man pauses.. then smiled. he put his hand out for a handshake.
"Its a Deal."
when you took his hand, that was it. you had to say goodbye to your home away from home. you gave mr.wright a smile and left with the strange men...
~~~
the next few weeks you learned what they did, kind of, and what they needed of you. they didn't tell you 100% of everything but you were supposed to be their servant, or an errand boy, or something like that?
the job wasn't bad at all. you cleaned, get anything they need, run things for them. sometimes they call you for... personal reasons. In exchange you get 3 meals a day and a comfortable room. which honestly, you weren't complaining. before, you would have one meal a day and even sleep on either a hard floor or a gross mattress. At this rate, after you finish paying off the Wright's debt, you might just stay here.
sometimes the job brings pretty scary people that show up out of nowhere. they often had big weapons to their side, some would have the weapons ready and loaded. Jade, Floyd, or Azul often gets you out of the way and most times tell you to cover your ears and close your eyes. sometimes they have you clean up their messes after these scary men... "leave." you knew better but you cant really say or do anything about it so.. you just don't question it.
after a month, you thought you get used to your new home life now but- you accidentally ran into someone or someone ran into you.
"oh my-! are you okay? im so sorry!! i-"
"no no! its okay. i should have been more careful."
the mysterious man helped you up. he had bright red eyes and white white that complement his dark skin every nicely. he had a black dress shirt and a red suit with gold accents, red dress pants to match. when he helped you up, you notice he's hands are really soft. big contrast to your hands.
"I'm sorry again."
he was about to run away but stopped and sheepishly turn and smile at you. it kind of reminded you of a happy teenage.
"actually... do you know where the Mostro lounge is? i... i think im lost. hehe." he scratched the back of his head. the embrassement on his face was slowly growing on you because he kept smiling.
it was kinda weird to see someone around here with such a bright smile..? like an genuine smile or maybe hes just a good actor or something..? you cant say.
"oh.. its a left then a right." you poked.
"kk! thank you~"
he turned and ran away again. you were about to leave but he stopped you again.
"can you actually walk with me there..? i asked directions before and got lost.. hehe~ pretty please?"
with his charming smile, you couldnt help but smile back.
"okay, follow me."
during your walk there, he asked a few question. they were harmless questions, enough. favorite colors? favorite food? favorite animals? where have you been? favorite places to go? etc.
when you got there a tall man with dark skin and long beautiful black hair rushed to your side, well more like to the other man.
He had the same outfit as the white hair man but they both wore it differently. which wasnt a bad thing. it compliment their personalities. Like jade, floyd, and azul do with their suits too.
"Kalim! where have you been?! we just left the elavoter and you were gone from my sights?! why did you-?"
"oh ya! i saw this pretty ocean theme pillows and i wanted to get some but you had my wallet hehe~ so... can i get them? they be perfect for-!"
"no. ugh..."
you felt really uncomfortable... it was like a mother scolding her kid... the black hair man looked at you. you shifted your feet uncomfortably.
"who are you? i dont remember you from our last visit?"
you raise your hands up and backed up slightly. people here are either very suspicious, they often come to see azul for his deals, or naive soul, that came for the ocean-like atmosphere.
"im just a-"
two arms snaked around you. you started to freak out. this is how you die--!!!
"shrimpy!! where's my drink~~? ive asked it for about... like 10 minutes ago~~~"
Oh! its just Floyd. he practicely moaned in your ear. it was a lot to get used to Floyd's mood swings. but you learn to avoid him when hes upset or just do want he says and not say too much. if he tries to tease you, he often gets bored and wonders to do who knows what.
"oh! hi sea snake! hi sea otter!"
"Floyd.. for the last time, stop calling us-
"hi Floyd!! haha!"
the white hair man jumped up and join the hug! you were getting crushed between these two... you were patting their backs in a way to say "okay thank you but-- that enough..!!! im dying! let me go!"
"jamil! Kalim! its great that you made it! a bit late but- i cant say im suprised."
"tsk.. hello jade... azul..."
the dark hair man, pulled the white hair man off you. it helped but Floyd is still squeezing you like he was trying to kill you, not literally... hopefully.
"ah.. its seems that you met our new hire. Jamil, Kalim, this is (mc)."
you, trying your best with the situation youre in with floyd right now, bowed your head as jade introduced you.
"hehe. we found shrimpy when we were at the Wright's place."
"did you get the money..?"
"no~ they were being stubborn but (mc) offer to pay off the money that was owed so i cant complain too much."
azul spoke and rubbed your head like a kid. you didnt like how they were talking about you like you werent there. or rather, talking about the Wrights like they were bad.. but you held your tongue. you didnt want to get them mad... especially when floyd is still holding you.
"ohh.. poor (mc). dont worry, well protect you from those mean people. im kalim, Kalim al-asim!"
"Kalim!"
"and thats jamil, Jamil Viper."
"Kalim! dont give our names to strangers! you dont even know them-"
"Well then~ we'll just have to just spend time with them!"
Kalim.. Kalim al-asim.... an Al-Asim.. Al-Asim! This smiling ray of sunlight is an Asim??
apparently your face paled because Kalim reached for your face and held your face into his hands. he gave you a giggle and smiled as he massage your cheeks in his hands.
"hehe youre so cute. after our meeting with Azul, i want to hangout with you on your break. when is it? hmm?"
you turned to Azul, he nodded his head in approval.
"i-its.. its in 2 hours from now.. sir.."
"hehe.. no need to talk so formal. just call me Kalim. And okay, on your break, meet me by the front door of the Mostro lounge, kk?
"y-yes.. kalim.."
he gave you a smile and all the 5 men started to head to Azul VIP room..
what did you get yourself into....
~~~
You've been spending a lot of your time with kalim as of late. To the point where you felt guilty for leaving work.. but you'd feel more guilty for saying no to kalim. You tried once. It was one too many.
You initially wanted to keep some distance. But with kalim's smile and charisma, you couldn't say no. Kalim always found a way to have lots of fun and he will always include you too.
Every time you came back to the Mostro lounge, floyd gives you a stink eye and a "why wasn't i invited~?" whine. Jade gives you his creepy smile and does a weird thing by leaning in and asking "did anything exciting happened~?", whatever that means. Azul doesn't seem upset at all. It made you anxious. Is he marking down your pay when you're out with kalim..? You checked your accounts and you were still getting payed for your work but.. you didn't do any work..?
You decide to talk to azul about it. You didn't want something like this be in the air, with someone as slimy as azul.. and with money no least!!
You knocked.
"Um.. azul..? Are you busy?"
You peeked through the door of Azul's office, and they vip room.
"... no. What do you need..?
he was working on some papers and he looked.. unpleased.
"I.. ill ask later."
You tried to take your leave befor-
"You wanted to ask about your pay..?"
You slowly turn to him. His face hasn't changed from that unpleased expression.
"Y-yes sir.."
Azul sighed, lend back into his chair, took off his glasses and rubbed his face as he let's out another sigh.
"Kalim is... renting you."
What..?
"And he also requested for you to still get payed because, his words.. 'they're still working.'"
He started to stare at you. You didn't think he meant it to look intimidating, because he can't see you, he doesnt have his glasses on. But it still was very unpleasant.
You were at lost of words. Kalim al-asim... is renting you..? You weren't mad but you weren't happy too. Spending time with kalim is really fun and his personality is really refreshing. But being told you were 'rented out' feels.. dehumanizing. But with your life, you can really feel anything else..
"Is that all..?"
"Yes sir.."
"Good, you may leave."
You bowed your head and left, making sure to close the door softly behind you.
What do you do now..?
~~~
Now after every visit from kalim, the moment becomes a little sour. He's paying azul to spent time with you, but why? He's an al-asim. He could get anything he wants right? Why would he spend time with a common rat like you..?
What are you to him?
"(Mc)? You okay?"
You looked up and kalim was really close to you! You jolted and lean back
"I-im okay! Its just.. work. Heh.. work just be exhausting and im just.. I'm okay!"
You smiles, you didn't notice that kalim stopped smiling.. he was still looking at you but just not smiles. it would have scared you to your core if it wasnt for you trying to change the topic by looking at the scenery. A minute past and his smile came back, brighter.
"Why don't you come with me then?"
"huh..?"
"You could live in the al-asim estate and you don't have to lift the finger! Serverts will come to your every beckon call and you get to live.. like an Asim."
As you were staring at him, lost of words, he gently took your hand. You didnt even noticed it until he pulled your hands to his lips and kissed it.
"K-kalim! I-"
Before you could finish your sentence, he stood in front of you and got on one knee.
You felt sick
"(Mc)... "
You felt dizzy
"Will you-"
This has to be a dream!!!
"Be mine?"
He sweet innocent smile made you feel sick. How can can someone so dangerous be so naive?!? You bearly knew him! He bears knew you!!
"I.. i-i have to go!!"
You ran off, back to Mostro Lounge, back to your room, leaving a sad otter left on one knee..
~~~
You were in your room for 3 days..
You weren't payed for those days but you didnt care..
You felt sick and a little guilty. Kalim looked so sad when you left him. Maybe when you see him again... you could apologize and explain yourself..? By the seven! Would he still be mad at you? Will he order for you to be erased??
You felt nausea.
You needed to get some water.
Luckily it was night time, you wouldn't likely run into floyd, jade, or azul.. maybe?
You walked through the dark halls, only using your memories and the walls to guide you.
You were lost in thought and didn't realize a figure coming up behind you. By the time you did noticed, the figure quickly over powered you and you were imbraced into darkness.
~~~~
[Before the proposal]
"Azul!!? how much does the Wrights owe!?"
Kalim bursted into Azul's office, with a tired Jamil following behind.
"ah! K-Kalim! you know you have to make an ap-"
"i know i know! this is important though!!"
Kalim rushes up to Azul's desk, slamming his hands down on to the desk and leaned over to Azul. he was like a jumping dog..
"i want to ask (mc) to marry me!!"
everyone froze and even jade and Floyd, they were walking by, looked at Kalim like he was crazy.
"Kalim! I know your father has told you about being an Al-Asim and your responsibility to your family and making an hair but not like this!!"
"come on, Jamil~ they're perfect~ they're sweet and kind. they're responsible and hard working, like father wanted. they're just... perfect!"
Kalim goes through his phone and looks at pictures of you he took when you hanging out with him and even ones he requested from Jade and Floyd, secret cameras. They vary between you working and you when you think youre alone...
Azul rubs his face and gives a long sigh.
"look kalim. Even if your display of affection is definitely... something... (mc) is still working the Wrights' debt off. if they're not here then-"
"oh! that's another amazing thing about them! they were willing to help the Wrights without even knowing what they were getting themselves into. with the amount of debt the Wrights have, (mc) would be working until they're in their 70s. Thats why i need to protect them, do they even know about the Wrights 'situation'?"
Floyd lays on the couch in the VIP room, with candy in his mouth.
"nope! Jade thought it would help (mc) stay motivated to work. you saw how upset they got whenever we talk about the Wrights. they're so cute but so obedient that they don't even asked what they did to get in their situation, HAHA! silly shrimpy~!"
Floyd laughs and Jade chimes in.
"To be fair, we did get them out of a 'dangerous situation'. what the Wrights were doing to them was shameful.. Saying their debt was all because of their son, who has been dead for 10 years, and saying they dont have money but is found actively going to clubs spending more. the fact that they're living in the poorest town, and looking like weak old people. they're fooling everyone with the act. Everyone, including (mc)~"
Jamil turned and glared at Azul.
"wait-.. you didn't even tell them..? and you kept them working here?"
"think whatever Jamil, someone has to pay the debt off."
"i can pay it!"
Kalim looks at Azul, he was giving a determined look. Azul sighs again, why is everyone in his office. He has too much work to do.
"i know you can but you know-"
"in exchange, give me (mc)."
Jamil was about to stop Kalim but-
"(mc), yes, they work here under false pretenses but they have became a big asset to us. if you were to take them, it will take a long time to replace them."
Kalim walks closer to azul. with his serious expression, to say left everyone on edge was an understatement.
"i will pay 3x the Wrights' debt... as long as i get (mc)."
Azul looks at Kalim and a sick smile appears. He held out his hand.
"Its a Deal."
~~~~
This took so long! but i did it! i hope you guys enjoy it. if you guys like me to draw something for this, just ask, until then, back into my wips qwq
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unexpected
an ellabs x black!streamer!reader
some times your viewers expect you're in a relationship, and one time you spell it out clearly for them.
wc : 1.860
contains : reader is feminine ! the picture is more lightskin but all shades can read <333 ltlvc reference
a/n : coming up with chat usernames is so hard what the fawk??? but yeah while i ignore trolls the ones under these tags were pissing me off so i wrote this for my fellow black girlies <333 i hope u enjoy :)
lets get one thing out of the way, you loved being a streamer. now that you had a good following of a few thousand regular watchers, you were more than financially stable, got to do something you enjoyed as a job, and even made a few new streaming friends.
but when it came to those friends, every content creator knew simple friendships could stir up drama. you had heard of many cases of friendships being strained or ruined because of this job. more specifically because of the fans.
which is why you took an oath to leave finer details like relationships out of your work. if you did tell a story about that time you and your friends nearly got kicked out of a local mall's journey's, you would keep descriptions of friends brief and blank, even resorting to calling people "friend number one, friend number two..."
luckily most of your fans were more than understanding that you wanted to keep some of your life private.
most of them.
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case one : the first p.o. box
it was another po box opening stream you decided to start early in the day, wanting to show and appreciate chat with the things they got for you.
lululemonsz : babe i hope its a new keyboard urs is on a iv drip !
wariolover96 : open it open the box OPEN IT
shelovedantee : damn is there a bomb in it hurry up
you laughed looking at all the people in chat begging you to open the current package in your hand.
"everybody chill out. look, im gonna open the first one now."
you quickly got a pair of scissors to cut off the packing tape on both ends, hurrying to pull the cardboard from its place.
the chat started speeding up when your mouth fell open in shock, slowly reaching in and pulling out the keyboard. it was sleek, mechanical, and your favorite color.
biiiigpoo : omg isnt that thing like $250?
lululemonsz : this as the first gift is CRAZY
ilovestardewmc1237 : one of your viewers is in love with you
you couldn't even respond, turning the keyboard over and back again to admire the details of it. out of the corner of your eye you spot a little yellow sticky note at the bottom, bringing it up to read it without letting the camera see. once you got to the end, your eyes widened and you quickly moved on to the next gifts.
but the light reflecting from your window and monitor was enough for chat to see a few letters on the note. after that, your fandom quickly began talking of a person named "A" who had not only the money to get you crazy expensive keyboards, but was also able to fluster you with a small note.
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case two : the search history.
every so often, your mods would host little events on your stream. these could include giveaways, shitty chat therapy, and little games for everyone to play. today it was a challenege : the more bits people donated, the crazier stuff you had to do for them. it was all pretty tame, and the end goal was one you didnt think you'd manage to hit.
never doubt the power of charisma and a pretty face, because after only three hours you manged to reach that two thousand dollar mark, and chat was raving at what you'd have to reveal next : your search history.
ariagatorr : damn this lowkey invasive đ
devonchcgo22 : and we dont give a fuck
plantsnparsnip : right open that shit up
"i hate yall, do you know that? like genuinely." you groaned, slowly movied your mouse to open your chrome history.
there wasn't much for chat to bully you about thankfully, just some light teasing about how much you use pinterest and asking what it was you bought on etsy. and just when you thought you were done, someone had to open their big damn mouth.
pian0picass0 : wait a minute why did you open ellies stream THREE times ????
chat started moving faster as they read the comment, everyone asking you to open the stream and show them what was going on. sucking your teeth and denying them as you had shown them what they wanted!
after quickly wrapping up the stream and giving your thanks and goodbyes, a portion of viewers went on a manhunt for any ellie who was streaming at the moment.
once clicking on the stream, they found it was just a casual stream with ellie. she was obviously pretty, but was super laid-back in her jeans and converse as she strummed some songs on her guitar.
"oh hey, welcome to the stream i guess. any requests? i was gonna practice some radiohead because my friend asked for it."
pian0picass0 : hey ellie! do you know who (y/u) is by any chance?
"'sup casso. uhhhh no i dont think i do. did she send yall over here? maybe ill check her channel out."
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case three : the enhanced dm's
"everybody shut the fuck up and lets start this stupid thing."
this was it, one of your biggest streams of the year. and also the most fun. and most aggravating.
the gist was simple. you and 5 other streamers were thrown into a discord call and whoever lasted the longest through the sleep deprivation and challenges won a heap of cash.
what the hell was it with you getting screwed over by challenges?
it didn't seem that bad. the host, a close friend of yours, told you to share your screen so everyone could decide something to tweet from your twitter.
now, your friends in the call didn't notice what was on your screen when you shared it, and if they did they didn't say anything. but never doubt the perseverance of your crazy ass viewers, because one took the liberty to see exactly what you were saying in that split second they could see your dm's, because they swore they knew that profile picture...
abby : don't worry you'll do fine
abby : you're not gonna get embarrassed by any of the challenges
abby : i hope
y/n : seriously
abby : come onn you know i'm rooting for you <3
y/n : aww thanks bee
abby : yup. for the whole event i'm gonna be your personal cheerleader ^3^
y/n : oooo you gonna put on a uniform for me?
abby : don't push it.
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case four : the voice chat slip up
at this point, there was no point in acting like you didn't know the two streamers.
the first was abby. mostly posted fitness, health, and lifestyle videos on youtube, but would occasionally go live on twitch to talk with her fans or stream herself working out at the gym.
(you may or may not have admitted live that you found her by watching a few of her workout streams. whoops.)
and then there was ellie, a gaming streamer who was known for being chill and quiet when playing music but as loud as a plane engine when playing cs:go. don't even get her started on cod.
but luckily you'd manage to convince her to play some games with you on your latest stream! some stardew, maybe some overcooked. even if she kept burning all of the damn food.
leave it to ellie williams to always surprise you, though.
when you hear the du-dum of the discord join noise, your face lights up and your mouth opens to greet ellie before she beats you to it.
"ok, babe, which game we playin first?"
to make a long story shot, your chat went ballistic and you gave a stern talking to the red head after the stream ended.
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case five : the instagram post
most of the time you leave most of your notifications off to avoid your phone sounding like a constant alarm. but you're guessing your recent endeavor of babysitting your cute but horrifically grabby nephew screwed you over, because before you know it the sound of dozens on instagram notifications are waking you up and pushing your bonnet from where it slipped down your eyes before unlocking your phone.
at first it seems like a normal picture abby posted, standing in front of a mirror in her living room , flexing her arm and covered in a thin sheen of sweat after an apparent workout session. ever the show off.
but when you zoomed into a blip of color in the background, your eyes almost pop out of your head when you see it.
its you and ellie, you sitting in her lap while she showed you some stupid meme on her phone she said reminded her of you.
the post was only thirty minutes old but already had a few thousand comments, the previes of 'OMG?????' and "no fucking way" giving you a hint to what people were thinking.
you turned off your phone, tossed it back on the nightstand and went back to sleep.
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case six : the joint stream
y/nsstan69 : not an unscheduled stream ??? is it judgement day ???
onlycuntz : "ft surprise guest" girl we aren't stupid
you had to hide the smile from appearing on your face as you read through the comments of your chat. you knew some of them were probably smart enough to know what was going on. the three of you hadn't really been discrete in the days following abby's slip up post, and viewers jumped at the chance to point you out in the background of some of her workout videos. and to point out how you were staring at her.
assholes.
so, here you sat in the comfort of your cute gaming chair ready to tell chat the big news with your special guest.
"so, i bet some of you are wondering why im streaming off schedule, but i had something big in my personal life that i wanted to tell you guys! in a few minutes my gest should be here..."
your voice trailed off as you kept your eye on chat, seeing a bunch of comments that you werent expecting from this big announcement.
motionpickers : lmaooooo are they serious
lululemonsz : she's gonna be so pissed
you begin to turn around in your chair when two pairs of lips press a kiss to each of your cheeks.
"you guys are so unserious."
"and you are so bad at hiding things." ellie pulls up and extra chair and rolls it up to yours so her knees touch yours. she tugs your hand into hers to sit on her lap, ignoring when you pinch her with your nails.
"ignore her. we could tell what you were doing and figured we should all do it together," abby is on your other side, resting her hip on the arm of your chair. "so, go ahead. it's pretty obvious already."
"wow, thanks for the support you guys."
"anytime, hun."
uhuhstasia : i literally cant tell whos luckier
niatargaryen : IS ANYBODY ELSE FREAKNG OUT
ilovestardewmc1237 : is it appropiate to say i called this
#abby anderson#abby anderson x reader#abby anderson fluff#abby x reader x ellie#ellie x reader x abby#abby#ellie#ellie williams fluff#ellie williams x reader#ellie x fem reader#tlou#tlou 2#tlou x reader#fem reader#streamer reader
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I'm just gonna make this a full post because why not. As some of you may know, Project Moon has found itself in more drama. And surprise, it involves misinformation because people dont know how to read. Currently PM is in a legal battle against Monggeu, Mimi and the Game Consumer Association because Monggeu and Mimi are filing copyright on their respective works (Leviathan for Monggeu and Wonder Lab for Mimi).
I'm just gonna start with the GCS. If you've been a fan since before 4.5, you might remember the incredibly stupid Vellmori drama, where a bunch of incels hot mad at the CG artist because the ID artist drew Ishmael in a skin tight wet suit rather than a bikini. I bring this up because the GC went by a different name then, the PMUA, or the Project Moon User Association, a group with no official ties to Project Moon and who slandered the company relentlessly and wanted to bleed every penny from the company because....really just because they could. They are a group who will do anything to see Project Moon burn to the ground, and so in another brilliant idea, are backing Monggeu and Mimi in the lawsuit....except they arent because they themselves have stated that they do not have the money to do so and are asking for donations.
Getting to the copyright stuff, Monggeu and Mimi are filing copyright claims for Leviathan and Wonder Lab respectively, two comics/mangas that are set in the Project Moon universe. However they have an issue, they do not own anything within those comics. Nothing in either of them are by right theirs and are instead owned by PM in their entirety. The best they could hope for is owning the names. PM has already show proof that they worked with Monggeu when it came to Leviathan which completely destroys any claims they could make to owning Leviathan, as PM was working on it as well. Mimi......Mimi is in a weird case as her work would also technically not be hers as Wonder Lab is still set in the PM universe. But PM did take it down when she asked and also made Wonder Lab non-canon....but that just brings up the question of why even do this then? Her work is non-canon and can no longer be viewed officially so why would she even try and fight for the copyright? I dont have an awnser, I'm just asking the question.
This last segment will be used as a PSA for everyone. Please for the love of everything wait till both sides get their side of the story out and actually read what both sides say before making judgments. Regardless of your feelings and KJH (Kim Ji Hoon), that does not give you any right to not only go against everything PM says simply because you dont like the guy, and by every god, does not under any circumstances mean you get to spread misinformation. I have already seen a post showing the GCS/PMUA post about this and in that very post is misinformation. Specifically from GCS/PMUA, but since someone spread it here and others have reblogged it, they are also spreading misinformation. Vellmori WAS NOT FIRED. She left OF HER OWN ACCORD AND PM WAS FINE WITH IT. Not liking KJH because is isnt the sharpest tool in the shed does not mean you are allowed to spread any misinformation, and if you spread it unknowingly, then atleast they to correct it. And for the last gods damned time. VELLMORI LEFT OF HER OWN ACCORD, IT WAS HER OWN DECISION, PROJECT MOON DID NOT FIRE HER.
tldr: Project Moon is fully within their right to fight this false claim as these claims are coming from an outside source that does not own any of the IP and were simply contract work. And these false copyright claimers are also being backed by an organization who hates Project Moon and will do anything to see the company burn, and use misinformation to do it. Dont spread misinformation and if you do it accidentally, try to correct yourself. Misinformation is how innocent people get canceled, lose their jobs or possibly lose their lives. Dont. Spread. It.
I do wanna add something on here (so this is an edit fyi), but Project Moon isnt a perfect company. Perfect is an impossibility. Perfect cannot exist. PM has made mistakes and will keep making them, we all will. Does that mean they should be excused? Absolutely not, that's not how this works. PM isnt perfect, KJH isnt perfect, none of us are perfect, and no one can be perfect. PM has done some stupid things in the past, but they dont deserve this. They do not deserve to be continuously slandered against by a group who is out for their own gain when that same group said they were here to help people. PM is not perfect, but PMUA/GCS is far less perfect than PM could ever be. They are greedy and selfish and will continue to spread misinformation to make PM look bad. You do not need to support or even like PM, but please understand that the other side is far worse and do not care for anyone other than themselves. (This is not talking about Monggeu or Mimi, as far as I'm concerned, they are good people and nothing I'm adding here is against them. Just the PMUA/GC)
2nd edit: it has been confirmed with the official english translation that Mimi and Monggeu were both not just contract work, but effectively temporary PM employees during their contract. These means they were paid as much as any other employee. I did not mention this as I wasnt sure if this was accurate from the translations available. Along with this, according to PM, while Monggeu said it was PM's decision to cancel the manga for Leviathan, it was in fact Monggeu's choice and PM respected and accepted this. I would also like to mention that the letter from the PMUA/GCS stated that because PM didnt directly contribute to Leviathan or Wonder Lab, that PM owned nothing and only Monggeu and Mimi owned everything. One, this is false as PM has already said they worked with both during the creation of Wonder Lab and Leviathan (Wonder Lab had more freedom) and two, personally, that is incredibly insane. Just because I make a new comic in the DC or Marvel universe with some new characters does not mean I own everything in the comic.
link for anyone wishing to read PM's statement in English: https://x.com/LimbusCompany_B/status/1816630063154233644
#project moon#projectmoon#Leviathan#Wonder Lab#Yay more drama because people cant or wont read both sides and will take whichever they see first
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What are you hiding from love?| Yandere!Jk x Reader
Summary: Being in a relationship with Jungkook youâve always noticed the signs, the red flags if you will. Being so in love with him you ignored them, until the people you loved dearly started disappearing one by one.
Warnings: Murder, Jungkook victim blaming ( like he will say i killed you because you are too stupid or whatever), Possessiveness, Mentions of Smut, Controlling, Locking up YN.
Taglist: vante đŤśđž
A/N: This is made to be scary! That is all. I honestly dont like mixing smut with yandere because i read yandere fics to be spooked not horny lol.
5 years,
5 long years, of nothing but love and trust but more than that. Of course honesty, right?
Well on ynâs end there was definitely honesty. Jungkookâs? Not so much. You see there is this dark secret that jungkook has been hiding since they met 6 years agoâŚ
Itâs so deadly that it could possibly end their relationship if she found out about it.
She was so beautiful, so calm and gentle with him, he loved that side of her. Hes never seen her angry, sad, or even hurt. He never wants to see that side of her.
Jungkook doesnât want to be the reason he sees that side of her.
Like now, There are siting on their shared bed, in their shared bedroom, in their shared apartment. Telling the truth, would risk him loosing all of this. He cant have that.
Jungkook looked at her then smiled, â You are so beautiful you know?â He smiled, kissing the top of her head. YN blushed lightly staring up at him.
YN was quite literally everyoneâs dream girl. Maybe that was the problem to Jungkook.
She was too good to everyone including himself and he hated. He knows she has a bad side but he never gets to see it so when he knows someone else gets to experience that mean side of her, heâs instantly jealous.
Who got his baby so pissed that she called you a dumb cunt? A fucking bitch? Who dares piss off his queen?
He will deal with them, with torture. Slow, painful, evil, demented, twisted death.
That was the other side of him he need to never be shown to his lover. It scared him that in any means possible she found out about his⌠hobby.
Nevertheless, Jungkook admires yn. How she can keep it together in every situation. Worships her to be exact.
âStop calling be beautiful and get ready for work, handsome.â Yn responded while patting his back.
Right, work. Besides his hobby, he works at a flower shop while yn works at a cafe during the weekend. Itâs enough to keep food on their table, to the rent, gas but also enough for simply living. Jungkook owns the flower shop so, he makes a whole lot of money.
There are so many things that yn doesnât know about Jungkooks basically second life. How deadly it is.
jk: I miss you, baby~
I hate this fucking job
What are you doing?
Is bam stilling your attention from my text?
Babbbbbbbbyyyyy
yn
yn
yn
yn answer the phone
yn: sorry baby! I was feeding bam and fixing me something to eat!
I left my phone in the bathroom
yn: j, you just got to work babes đ¤¨, how do you miss me already?
You didnât even clock in yet SILLY!
jk: I canât miss you now?
Since when did you feel like that?
yn: Jeon I never once said you couldnât, donât say that.
jk: but you where implying thatâŚ
yn: Jeon Jungkook, clock in, put your phone down, see you when you get home đđŠˇ
jk: smh, why that face? Why that reply?
He waited for a reply but he never received one, instead he heard someone clear his throat. He looked up and saw it was a woman probably in her 30s, staring at him like he was a snack.
âHi! JK right? I came in here a few days ago looking for some flowers for my sisters birthday! I doubt you remember me but I want to come back to get some for myself!â The lady bit her lip and looked Jungkook up then down and Jungkook thought he could be sick.
He forced a half smile, â Yeah yeah, I donât remember you. You can get them for yourself, I donât remember the flower you got last time.â He looked back down at the book he was original decorating with different flower pictures but got bored so he texted his lover.
âoh.. I was hoping you could pick them for me, fresh ones. I know you all do that-,â â we do but not this early.â He interrupted still looking down, knowing he is hurting the poor womanâs feelings for not even recognizing her or remembering the flower or even falling for her shitty attempt to flirt.
âOkay, ah well Iâll go grab them and pay for them.â She said waiting for a respond or even a nod but she didnât even get that. She walked over there and grabbed them then returning to the register. While she put her things on the counter, she saw a glimpse of Jungkooks Lock Screen which so happens to be a picture of yn and bam sleeping on the couch. â Your sister?â She asked, hoping she was right. â My wife actually and our son.â He scanned the flowers and roughly wrapped them. Roses, itâs be sad if he left a thorn on them. He turned around and slightly cut the stem but enough to keep the thorn nice and sharp.
Jungkook turned back around and handed them to her. As soon as the woman grabbed them she gasped, in pain he assumed. He pretended to be concerned but when he saw the palm of her hand leaking red liquid, he smiled on inside.
â Oh! Im so sorry! I thought I got all the thorns, outâŚâ he looked up at her then saying â I guess one snuck away.â giving her the most creepiest blank face the woman has ever seen. She then realized he left the thorn on on purpose. He even sharpened it. â I can fix that for you-,â â No! I-Itâs fine! Thank you so much! See you!â She some what screamed and hurried out the store frightened.
â too bad..â Jungkook mumbled and chuckled continuing to put pictures in the decorating book.
âBam! You just keep growing!â Yn said as she walked into the kitchen smiling while seeing him staring at the spare room. Itâs Jungkooks office. â Whatâs the matter? You know your dad doesnât like you going in there.Not even me.â She stooped to his level and petted his back but only received a whimper in return.
Yn stared at the door. Itâs taunting her with its unlocked door handle. She looked at the time, it was only 5 pm, Jungkook wouldnât be home for a few more hours.
â A peak wouldnât hurt us right?â Looking at Bam and he barked as if he understood her.
Yn stood up and opened the door walking in. It was a nice little tidy office.
It would be comforting even if it wasnât so cold. She has to remember to turn on the air for this room once exiting.
She turned around seeing if Bam followed her inside but he was at his bowl slurping up some water.
Looking at the closet door she opened it up and turned on the light. âsince when did he make this a dark room?â The red light was a little hard to see in but her eyes soon adjusted quickly.
Spooky wasnât the feeling that she was feeling but more so unsettled. Yn looked at the photos on the table and quite literally almost vomited.
â what⌠what is that?â Stammering as her eyes scanned over the photos laid out on the table.
Pictures of people being hurt, harmed. There were far more worse ones that she doesnât even want to even mention. Gazing up on the line looking at the ones drying where pictures of, her.
This wouldnât be weird if it wasnât of her sleeping, in the shower, getting dressed, even at work.
âDid jungkook take these?⌠no wayâŚâ
Yn was flabbergasted,
Was her boyfriend of 5 years, a serial killer? A psychopath? A fucking weirdo? I mean she saw the signs but thought she was tripping.
Days where he would come home with blood and dirt on his hands and clothes. He would always say it was his and it came from the thorns he dealt with at work.
âyn! Iâm home!â Jungkook shouted. As he walked in and smiled when he saw Bam sitting on the couch peacefully sleeping.
Itâs where yn and bam usually cuddle so, where is she at?
âDid she leave you by yourself?â He asked Bam who was waking up from sleep. Walking towards the kitchen he saw dinner was made and a note on the fridge door.
â Welcome home babes! Sorry I couldnât be home to greet you, I went out to go get a few things but my sister called and said she wanted to have a little sibling time! Ha. Be back by 11 pm! Dinners fixed but do warm it up, then shower and get some sleep! See you later,
Love, Yn <3â
âAh, I guess she did leave us by ourselves tonight Bam.â He chuckled and took off his jacket. He felt weird though.
Since when did her sister want to hang out so late? This is the first he ever heard of it. Pondering, he grabbed his phone and called ynâs sister.
âHello? Jungkook?â She answered confused as ever at this late ass call. âHey, sorry to call so late. is yn with you?â Jungkook asked but his full attention was on his office door.
âWhat? No sheâs not. Why?â Without missing a beat Jungkook hung up the phone right after. He dialed ynâs number. What he wasnât expecting was to hear her phone sitting right on the couch next to Bam. He watched it ring and sighed. Maybe she just went out and forgot it on accident, no need to panic.
For some reason in the back of his mind he felt as though she found out. She went into his forbidden office. Jungkook chuckled, â she would never disobey me.â He warmed his food up then sat at the table but he couldnât eat.
Nor could the feeling of her going in his office go away. He stood up and walked to the door and opened it.
At first he didnât notice anything out of place until he realized it was warm in the room. He never turns the air on in this room. Jungkook looked around about to leave until something so obvious caught his eyes.
The red light illuminating on the other side of the closet door. With quick steps, he opened the door well threw it open. Nothing was touched but the light alone was a clear sign that someone was in there.
He mentally and physically cursed himself.
â She knows, she fucking knows.â He calmly stated but boy was he heated.
â I need to fucking find herâŚnow.â
To be continuedâŚ
#jeon jungguk#jeon jungkook#bts#bts x reader#jk#jungkook x reader#bts jung jungkook#yandere!jungkook#jungkook ff#jungkook#jungkook yandere series
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they agreed (more like he demanded) that he's the breadwinner while she stays home. but she gets bored and wants to make some money on the side (such as selling the honey that she cultivates in their garden, or selling flowers from her garden). conservative toxic riize reaction? u dont have to do all mmbrs btw đŁ
Ahhhh my sweet little đŁ, always bringing balance to my blog đ
TW and Tags: toxic!conservative!riize, use of violence and gaslighting.
I think the only one who would hate that is Eunseok, the others don't mind that you have a job, or if you were doing those little works, they wouldn't give them too much importance, after all, for them they are insignificant little things in your life that at the end don't take too much of your time, and you would still be pretty much focused on them, so they would even laugh telling his friends and calling it "my wife's little hobby".
Eunseok is the only one who would burn inside, and would lose himself for a second. If you sold some of your pretty flowers to your neighbors or friends, he would say something like, "what do you need more money for? What I give you is not enough? Are you trying to tell me that what I earn from my hard work, even if it pays all our bills and keeps you well fed and dressed, is nothing to you?". Feeling like you're disrespecting him, he'd show you that side you never liked to see and that always pushed you to do your best to satisfy him. However, cleaning, looking pretty and giving him your sole focus when he was at home was not enough, he wants to control your every thought and action so you never act out and always behave like a real married woman should.
Sure you'd shake your head denying his words, telling him that you were only bored and wanted to do something on your own to keep yourself busy when he wasn't around, but doesn't matter how much you try to explain yourself to make him understand, he'll never do it, getting more angry with every word that comes out of your mouth since you're treating him like an idiot and talking back when you should've just nodded and immediately stop with his word.
Nothing would be enough to calm him after that, he'd destroy your garden, containing himself to not burn it down, he'd tell you to forget about flowers ever again, smashing the pots that decorated it one by one in front of your crying face, taking away the only place that made you feel some sort of happiness without him. Also, just to prove even more his point, he'd fuck you in front of it, and pushing your naked chest to the cristal of the sliding door, he'd order you to look at it. If you closed your eyes, simply with his hand pressing on your jaw or throat, like instinct your body would comply his wish, making you see with blurry eyes all your pretty creations scattered around like garbage, saying with a soft but firm voice, "I love you honey, but I can't let you disrespect me like that, you understand that I do what I do for your own good, right?", smiling when you nodded, because just like he wanted, since you two started, you had convinced yourself he did everything out of love.
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business issues || ceo!kimlip x ceo!reader
notes: i had sm fun writing this i cant lie. BUT anyways if you study business or whatever and i get the terms and shit wrong⌠no i didnât pls ignore it </3 ALSO researching high end rich people stuff was a pain in the ass bc it reminds me that i dont have disposable money- also reader is a âtsundereâ yk the trope,, and is also like 5â11 just because đ
cw: degredation, dom reader, sub idol, theyre just very mean to eachother. use of the word âbratâ but idk if i characterised kimlip enough to be a brat đđ
wc: 3.2k
shit⌠why is she here?
there was this uncomfortable pressure inside of the meeting room and everyone around felt it, but they couldnât understand why. a couple guys crossing their arms looking elsewhere in the room, a close ceo friend of yours awkwardly shifting around in their seat and the deafening sound of silence was just⌠overbearing. you could hear the sounds of a few people tapping their pens, shuffling their shoes, rustling their jackets and good lord it was awkward as hell.
your completely obvious scowl was directed to one person in the room and it was none other than your life long rival, miss kim jungeun.
well let me give you a rundown. you came from a background of extremely successful business men and women. growing up spoilt by your parents, you always looked down at people who were well⌠less fortunate than you. growing up with a family who were heavily involved with stocks and marketing, you of course, had to honour the family and take up the same jobs as they had. itâs not like you hated it either, in fact, you absolutely enjoyed it. everything was just money, money and more money for you and you were nothing more than happy. your personality wasnât any better than your average millionaire. picture your stereotypical wealthy individual- that was you, but obviously way worse.
boastful, one of the many words that describe you. you lived for the thrill of business, making risquĂŠ deals and then bragging to your peers about how it worked well for you (as if you didnât threaten them with the risk of losing money⌠you have your ways) always having recent designer brands on display and whatnot. showing them off to, once again, your peers. and by god you were so cocky about it every single damn time âhave you bought louis vuitton's newest arrivals? well i doubt you did, i know a shit ton of your graphs are decreasing. letâs talk about thatâ
your lifelong rival, kim jungeun, also came from a similar background. another spoiled kid raised by rich and successful parents. like you, she also grew up learning about the marketing business and how to make money easily. another successful business woman in her family, money was a need, a want, a lifetime goal to earn more. she HAD to be rich. itâs just a rich kid thing you know⌠god, not to mention how painfully bratty she is. throwback to when sheâd pester the hell out of her parents to buy her 2 different coloured porsche cars. one black and one red, the same model but different colours⌠oh, and the time where she started arguing with you about how she wanted the same exact bag as you and begged for you to give it to her? sure, she looked cute be- i mean she looked desperate begging for it. anywaysâŚ
now, the two of you sort of grew up with each other, attending the same private school. on the outside people wouldâve believed you were friends, really really good friends. but in all seriousness you hated each other's guts. was there a reason? no, not really. rich kid hate was very common actually. petty things like either one of you had a branded item and the other would go mad because they didnât have it, screaming at each other because you HAD to prove that you were richer than the other, fights over who would ride this specific horse for horse riding practice? the list can go on and on and on.. like said, rich kid problems. what made it worse was that both your parents were best friends, meaning youâd often see each other during your parentsâ meetings or somewhere like the golf club. unfortunate right?
anyways, you had started a business at the exact same time as jungeun had. which is also funny because you had started the business in the same area- whats even more funny is that your company specialised in almost the same thing as hers. same starting time, same business, same location, same everything⌠itâs like you were soulmates or whatever. the thought of that sent shivers down your spine, almost causing you to gag out loud
âmy apologies, i feel illâ
youâre sat in the meeting room with numerous other ceos, one notably being your acquaintance miyawaki sakura from hybe cooperation âwhatâs got you all queasy? nervous for the presentation?â eyes locking into yours, whispering loud enough for only you and her to hear.
âthereâs a certain bitch in front of me and the thought of her is making me sickâ covering your side profile, whispering back to sakura.
âyou have to be joking? miss kim? sheâs one, if not, the best strategists out there for marketing. how exactly is she a bitch?â
âuh, hello? iâm clearly the best. also sheâs a complete and utter bra-â
cutting you off with a loud cough, the host of the meeting begins his introduction âas you all know, weâve noticed a couple trends in a lot of your companies graphs. iâve gathered a few of the best ceos to at least provide some help, because of well⌠weâre sort of losing audiences right now so-â another throaty cough escapes the mans mouth â-miss kim, if you would like to present firstâ
rolling your eyes and scoffing i hope you trip over and bruise your ass⌠her blazer looks very nice today, i wonder who tailored it. whoever did the colouring must use high quality- what the fuck am i thinking about?
not even 5 minutes in and youâre already ticked off. over what? just her, her presence alone pisses you off and it can be seen through the way youâre leaning back on the chair âas seen by this information here i believe that it would most likely attract more audiences. also looking at this chart it sho-â
âclearly you know nothing about the audience, miss kim. you know nothing about this departmentâ a pen twirling around in your fingers.
âexcuse me what? i know nothing about the department you sayâ tilting her head ever so slightly up, intimidating as she may seem, you only scoff at her attempt to drive fear into your heart âiâll let you know iâm much more qualified in comparison to youâ
âHA- as if. i just wanted to mention that your tailoring is humiliating to look at. whoever designed your clothing should be shamedâ she looks at you in disbelief, bringing up your petty arguments into the meeting. what are you five?
âmiss l/n⌠youâre stooping way too lowâ sakura says as sheâs holding your arm to calm down.
jungeun ignores sakura, her attention completely diverted onto you and winning the argument âright, as if your tailoring isnât any better. your cufflinks look like they were made out of nickel silver. how poor do you have to be to buy- i mean borrow cufflinksâ
âfuck off. it seems like your eyesight is getting worse, not being able to tell the difference between nickel silver and pure platinum. ha, maybe the fake chopard glasses are fucking with your eyesightâ
âyou wanna fight?â loosening her sleek black tie, her hands already balled into a fist. seeing her angry made your day, bringing her bratty personality out is what you lived for.
âand break your smug face? with my pleasureâ leaping from your chair, you fists ready to land themselves onto her face. yet you feel a couple of people holding you back, one of them being sakura âsakura, youâre a great person, but for the love of god let me goâ
âsecurity come quick, a fights broken outâ a guy calling for them desperately.
the same goes for jungeun, wanting to smash your face into the table, a few people held her arms. âget off me you lowlifes, youâre ruining my shirt you fucksâ flailing around as sheâs swatting hands away from her âhands off my blazer, that shit costs more than your monthly salaryâ
eventually you were escorted out of the building and into your respective cars. what an immature fight you thought to yourself. there was some self reflection going on as your chauffeur drove you back to your house. why exactly did you start pestering jungeun and why did you enjoy it so much? how has she stayed in your mind for so long and why did you keep your rivalry even though you could completely put her out of business (your hubris speaking)
â
you sit at your table, a cup of coffee in your hands as you scan the documents given to you this evening. it was a cold night, the clouds outside your window were dark grey and unwelcoming, much like the knocks at your door âgive me a few minutes iâm busyâ
youâre currently wearing a white button up, your top button being undone while your tie was hanging around your neck loosely. the rest of your attire was made up of some formal black pants, obviously high end. you looked scruffy today, but it didnât matter to you since you planned on staying inside your office for the rest of the night.
fuck, your head was throbbing from all the thinking you did yesterday.
another knock on the door and your assistant walks in without any care then leaves? what the fuck âi told you to give me a few minutes, do i need to fire youâ shouting at her from across the room. you could care less about your appearance, that was until you saw.. jesus fucking christ⌠kim jungeun again âwhy are you here?â
âto apologise for being such a bitch at the meetingâ although it sounded genuine, you couldnât believe someone so haughty could be apologising, it was like you were in a daze how could she be apologising to you while being sober? itâs almost comedic. but you couldnât just accept it like that, whereâs the fun in being nice.
âgo on then, bow down and get on your knees or somethingâ
âfuck you mean by that? i change my mind. iâm not apologising to your annoying assâ she spat at the ground âhow about you apologise for embarrassing me in front of the other ceosâ turning the tables back at you.
as much as she did piss you off you had always looked at her with some sort of interest- yes you fought too much but thatâs what made your relationship interesting, to be honest you felt a little sad when she never paid much attention to you. maybe just a little jealous when she would argue with her employees and not you.
âyouâre so bratty you knowâ you scoff, feeling heat rise to your head. standing up from your desk you tread carefully towards her, eyes narrowing as you rip off your tie from your collar, a fiery gaze piercing through her like daggers âthereâs no way in hell i will ever apologise to you, bratâ you would be lying if you werenât turned on right now, seeing her once stoic face turn into a cowardly frown made you feel sort of⌠aroused. âoho, not speaking back for once, cat got your tongue?â your body towering over her with ease, thank the lord for your amazing genetics because now youâre trapping a 5â4 girl between the wall and yourself.
âyouâre so pretty when you donât furrow your brows at me, fuck, you look even better when you have that dumb look on your faceâ youâve only been alone with her for a couple of minutes and your knee is placed in between her thighs, she lets out a small whimper, much to your surprise. she couldâve fought you right here right now yet she didnât, instead she lets you do as you please.
looking at her you coo, âletting me humiliate you like this? i thought you had decorum jungeun,â that may have been her breaking point, you never EVER called her by her first name and with that simplistic action of calling her âjungeunâ you had her in the palm of your hands.
jungeun chuckled âyouâre saying iâm the one without decorum, yet youâre here pinning me against the wall in your officeâ her hands sliding down your chest, resting itself on your abdomen. her actions spoke words, sheâs as riled up as you were and you knew it.
biting your lip, you try not to make a sound, tracing her fingers around your waist. âyou want me donât you y/n. give in and just fuck meâ
the last few words ringing in your ears. forcefully grabbing her arms and bending her over your desk like a slut, her pencil skirt showing the curves of her ass very well âyou donât need prepping, your wetness is already soaking through the fabric⌠are you a slut or something jungeun?â smirking. without hesitation you drop to your knees, peeling off her tights, exposing her ass to the air âkeep your mouth shut for meâ you say as you pull her panties aside, her glistening cunt waiting for it to be fucked by you- and you only.
it was a sight to see, and fortunately it was only for you. pausing in your tracks you lean back to observe the scene âyou look amazing, however youâd look even better without this cheap skirtâ ripping it off of her waist.
âyouâre so pretentious that itâs almost disgustingâ
âi didnât say that it looked horrible on you this time though'' truth be told, you were actually internally salivating at the way the skirt enhanced her body lines, but itâs whatever. you could buy another one for her.
parting her folds apart you suck gently on her clit, eliciting a few muffled moans. grabbing her thighs just to pull them apart to make it easier for you. she rolled her eyes back, feeling vibrations from your âmhmâsâ and âso goodâ and other comments on how good she tastes.
the friction of your tongue circling around her clit made her scream out loud âthe whole building is gonna hear you if you donât shut your mouthâ yet you secretly didnât mind that. sure you had a reputation and so did she, but in this moment you couldnât care less. seeing how responsive she was only made you greedier, she was like money to you; you wanted more. you felt hot, something you couldnât explain took over your mind and made you work hard. lapping up her cunt, practically making out with her pussy now, you take your hand that was resting on her leg and slide two digits inside of her gently.
âs-shit.. ah-â clutching onto your desk with her hand while the other one tries to reach for your wrist. moving so painfully slow, you watch her hole swallow and clench around you fingers. entranced by the way it looks and by the way her walls feel wrapped around you, it was like a perfect fit âgo, fuck- faster, d-donât be like thisâŚâ the way her voice trembled sent shivers down your body, sounding so desperate and needy that it was overwhelming. never in your entire life had you seen her this desperate and it made you feral.
slowly, ever so slowly, you thrust your fingers in and out. your tongue still working circles around her clit. although it wasnât like you being sweet and caring, you made sure to start slow. really, fucking, slow. moving her hips in tune to your movements, because youâre that much of an asshole that you had to be painfully slow.
but thatâs the fun of it, switching up from very slow to excruciatingly fast- slamming, not two but three, fingers into her dripping cunt. for her it felt out of this world, waves of pleasure crashing all over her body that it seemed like she was being possessed, as you can tell by her legs shaking like crazy. your attention now back at her clit, instead of what you were doing previously, lightly sucking and circling, you licked with passion. it was messy- the way you ate her out, her juices dripping all over your face and dripping down to your chin, something that you could deem as pornographic because it was just that messy âmmmgod- fuck fuckfuck, y/n right thereâ unfortunately, you didnât have the view of her face but you knew she would be drooling all over the table from having her cunt be abused.
âso- feels so goodâŚâ her moans alone cleared your mind, and you wanted her to scream out your name badly. you felt her walls clench around you harder, knowing that she was on the verge of orgasming you had two options; be mean and edge her, or let her cum all over your face and into your mouthâŚ. the second option sounds way better.
âjungeun mmhm, youâre so close. let me take care of thatâ your jaw started to ache and your arms became sore, yet your will prevailed. wanting to see her unravel because of you was definitely worth the pain. âcum- cum for me jungeunâ
curling your fingers inside of her sent her over the edge, she became breathless and so did you. the sounds of her squirming on the table and the ticking of the clock in the background were the only sounds that could be heard. you ignored the latter and focused on her only. somehow her hand finally made it to your wrist and tugged at the cuffs. then she became limp, as a joke you jerked your hand again which rewarded you with a squeak from her. standing up again, you gazed at her from above. sprawled out across you desk, her once straight hair becoming dishevelled, clothes wrinkled and more- the finest piece of art couldnât rival such a view.
âum⌠are you okay? did i fuck you too hardâ growing a tad bit concerned. she wasnât getting up⌠you assumed she passed out from exhaustion since it was pretty late in the night and well you knew her from childhood so of course you knew she wasnât able to stay up for much longerâfucks sake, eurgh okay⌠passed out in my office for what reasonâ youâre so glad sheâs sleeping, or else she wouldâve felt the kiss you planted on her forehead âstupidâ
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the next day she woke up in some stranger's bedroom. curious to where she was, she got up from the king sized bed only to find out she was half naked. anyone waking up half naked in someone's bedroom would obviously be scared as hell. she was shocked beyond belief? she knew she didnât drink so why was she in-
âbefore you scream profanities in my house, i was the one who brought you homeâ
âWHATTHEFUCK? oh my bad you scared the living shit out if me⌠ah- did you at least dress me?â
âwell yeah, did you think i would let my employees ogle at you?â you again, scoff at her, your tone less sarcastic than usual âalright come down before breakfast gets coldâ
âyou made breakfast for me?â the first time youâd see her blushing at you, it was cute but you couldnât admit that to her face.
ânot exactly me, my chefs made it, but i suggested some foods i thought you would like sooâŚâ hiding your face in embarrassment âdonât look at me, pleaseâ
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in the future when haejoon comes back from work...
He helps eunyung memorizing his lines for his next show. its in a little theater from the neighborhood and eunyung likes it.
Eunyung was scouted and tried to be famous but it wasnt for him ; too much exploitation and humiliation, he was not respected. He couldnt keep his mouth shut while witnessing the unfair treatment of his comrades. The world of entertainment is cruel, especially in south korea.
Eunyung began to hate theater. He realized that being rich and famous just to make his parents regret abandoning him was not really productive, if it made him consider abandoning the only thing he managed to keep liking.
So he stopped, took an alimentary job (it pays better than being a rookie actor anyway). Now he plays in an associative theater as a hobby. they do unknown and strange plays that most people dont find interesting -but they have some success thanks to eunyung's previous popularity.
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Haejoon didnt understand why eunyung was throwing away his ticket at being famous at first. he was good at it, people were excepting him to do it, he could earn a lot of money. Just because of his horrible personality, eunyung was abandoning his dream ? he'll really never change.
But then haejoon went to see his shows in this little theater and he understood ; eunyung was having fun here. Haejoon did see how eunyung was miserable working in the entertainment industry. He thought it was normal, because everybody was miserable at work. Life is about finding its place, not about being happy. Happiness, it comes after, if youre lucky.
But here eunyung was shining. He enjoyed being here. That's what eunyung wanted. Haejoon couldnt really grasp that at first, but he began to enjoy going to his shows too.
Really thinking about what you want to do, not conforming to what you think people want you to do or say... eunyung could do that now. haejoon was a little envious.
He studied a lot because he didnt have anything else to do ; he went to a good university because he studied a lot ; he got a good-paying job at a reputable company because he went to a good university. What was the point of it ? he didnt know and he actually didnt care to not know. His mother would be proud, and that was the important thing.
But haejoon was happy when he went to see eunyung playing and that was good. he didnt always understand the plays, and eunyung would spent hours explaining to him the reason behind this light, this silence, this character's action. Haejoon tried to be interested in it ; he didnt always suceed. but he enjoyed seeing eunyung talking, and eunyung seemed to like explaining things to him anyway. Plus, he would often cook while talking, so if haejoon listened diligently he'll have a really nice meal after.
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( i think in the future haejoon wont really have an exciting life but a stable one, with good pay and a nice apartment. he goes by day after day without really knowing the purpose of it all but it is how it is.
eunyung will be the contrary. he's so happy to finally enjoy being alive that he wont loose his time in a place where he's miserable. he'll get by with shitty jobs, and he will find a purpose in doing as many fun things as he can.
I would really like it if they find a balance between them and live together. haejoon provides material comfort, eunyung provides excitement. haejoon is happy to witness the fun in eunyung's life and participate in it in his own way (helping him rehearse, lend a hand during the week-ends to set up the show scene). eunyung is grateful for haejoon to be here, to help during the months he's outta jobs and the rent is harder to pay.
they're not fairy-tale happy, but it's enough. the world isnt so menacing when they're together)
(id also love love it if both get involved in activism, so others in the future dont have to know whats it like to grow poor and ostracized. i really cant see haejoon doing that but eunyung i definitely can)
(im thinking and the dynamic will be something like, haejoon pays for most of the groceries and eunyung cooks. is it a somewhat sexist setup where long-haired eunyung is the wife and buff haejoon the husband then lol ? i also definitely see eunyung as dominant, choosing most of their mutual projects and the direction of their relationship. he also tops haejoon in bed and he enjoys making him cry. fortunately, haejoon loves to cry. outside sex, they hate hurting the other now though ! surprisingly, its a dynamic thats convenient for both of them.)
#no home#no home manhwa#no home wanan#eunyung baek#haejoon goh#eunhae#mine#another old drawing#i dont like coloring or drawing on the computer#but taking photo of pencil drawing is kind of ugly#plus theres oil stains lol#i wrote that without really thinking about it#i just wanted to post my drawings to keep the fandom alive a little longer lol#but well i shouldnt wait for people to give me thing#i can DO things too !#is it obvious i have a soft penchant for eunyung ?#and not for haejoon haha#i think adult haejoon will be really boring#saved only by eunyung flamboyance
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there are people keep saying sebastian is a loser while alex is some popular kid just because they look like the stereotypes of nerdy emo kid and a jock. saying this with whole my heart as a male alex liker, but sorry, you are wrong. sebastian didnt go to college but he managed to self taught coding and getting money out of it is fucking impressive. he has his own motorbike, and he has a group of friend who love and support him. he is pretty direct with his emotions and struggles once you get to know him on a certain level. and as for alex, this boy only has one friend (two, if you count emily in if thinking about the fact that he knew her through haley). he wished there were more girls in the town, but he never directly went out to talk with them besides haley,like boy what are you doing, but i kinda understand given how george was not much of a good figure good is not nice remember folks. alex did have a job, but it's more like a side gig given how his ice cream stand only open in summer and only in a certain time. and the fact that he tried to uphold his tough persona instead of opening up to anyone except dusty and the farmer, who accidentally caught him being sad, or how only after marriage he said that he never had many friends and didnt know what to do if the farmer didnt come here. that boy is a loser more than sebastian! but i love him for that <3
they are like "well sebastian lives with his parents" as if he didnt have a plan to move out. and not just him, there are many townies who are adults still live with their family like sam, shane, penny, haley and emily live with their parents before those two went travelling, etc, even his sister maru. and not to mention in some cultures, its normal to stay with your parents until you get married, hell, some households even have 2 or more generations living together. and living alone? in this economy? no fucking way my siblings in christ, saying this as an atheist
ok i know its getting too long but i also dont like how the fandom saying that alex is only good with male farmer and dismiss his sexist views towards female farmer at the beginning by saying it was because hes gay, given how there are gay men who are very misogynistic in real life. we all saw how george was when you married alex as a guy, and if you think deep enough, homophobia and sexist usually go hand in hand. like dont you look at me and tell me that peepaw doesnt have at least a sexist thought once. its good for both of them to grow out of it with both female and male farmer, but i think its worth mentioning that in male farmers route, we get to understand why alex turned out like that, as usually you would reflect some of your parents or caretakers behaviors, whether they taught it to you or you mimic them unintentionally. so i dont like anyone who hates him making alex being sexist as an engraved trait, he changed! he apologized and grew out of it later. also people who post character hate in their tags im watching you when you sleep if anything, pierre should get a fair share of hate for being sexist towards abby and caroline too, but i dont see people talk about it enough like how he acts towards the farmer and their products and stuffs
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Steph was in her apartment, this events takes when el sin nombre escapes from her prison jail, but in other circumstances as she looks for somewhere to lay low for a bit.
Original character cause i hate to put Y/N lol.
Also this is a F!reader for now i just feel comfortable writing wlw shit so..
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The door clicks as you open it, Steph was getting out of her third shift from the bar, serving alcohol to drunk and nasty men wasn't an easy job, but hey she got the money. She was so tired from this day, she irradiated a smell of faint tequila from her body, i think some men dropped some on her. Steph just didn't care anymore, getting a shower and getting ready for bed seemed more important than everything by now. As Steph closed the door with her feet, she went and looked for the TV remote in the couches as she found it she turned the TV on, as she didnt care what channel it landed on, she went to get herself a cup of hot water and some herbal tea Steph loved to drink when you felt extra tired. As the noises of the TV mumbles on your head she didn't pay attention to it, her eyelids forced to stay open as she poured the hot water into a cup from her kitchen, she stretched her body to reached the tall drawer up on the wall of her white kitchen to grab the bag of tea, as she pour it into the warm cup. As she grabs the cup to take a small sip, something on the tv catches her attention.
´´Citizens we have an important announcement to make, as you know the biggest drug lord in Las Almas has been captured but in the last 24 hours we been informed that she's now a fugitive, please take precautions, sleep with doors locked, dont go outside alone at this late in the night. As for the military we haven't received any news from them confirming this event.´´
Steph could see a imagine of the said woman appearing on the news, short black hair, brown eyes, intimidate look, she kinda look a little muscular as she find herself staring at El Sin Nombre picture with a smile, she⌠kinda looked like Steph type honestly, if it weren't for the fact she runs the biggest cartel drug she would for sure into her. Steph looks at the tv unamused brushing it off, probably just the channel wanting to make more views, lately the news has been field with a lot of junk, she grabbed the remote as a call incomes in Steph´s phone.
As Steph looks above her shoulder sitting in the couch she overlooks her phone ringing in the kitchen table behind her, she sighed as she gets up sipping her hot tea leaving it behind a small table besides the couches, she walks to the table as she reads whos calling, as she reads the name she knows its her best friend, what was she doing calling her up this late at night it was past midnight now.
Call Incoming Melanie
´´STEPHâ did you saw the news!?¨ Melanie was practically screaming through the phone.
As Steph found her friend's voice irritating she turned the volume a little bit down.
``uhâ yeah i guess i just did, what about it?´´She said as she passed through the space of the table to the couch, grabbing her tea as she walked through the kitching resting her body on the kitchen counter.
´´The shit everyone is talking about?!´´ Melanie replies.
´´uhh⌠elaborate please? I just got off a 12 hour shift. I feel like I can't think straight anymore..``Steph said rubbing her eyes, as she heard a faint giggle from her friend
´´Well i've never seen you think *straight*´´ Melanie said jokingly, as Steph is literally a lesbian.
´´ Haha, you're so funnyâŚNo but seriously what about it?´´Steph said as she started to get more curious.
´´The drug lord women???´´ Melanie said practically whispering at the phone, there was a few seconds of silence before Steph spoke again.
´´Oh yeah I heard something about she escaped and shit, but dont worry not even the military base has confirmed anything i'm sure is just fake bullshit´´Steph said as she took a sip of her tea.
It was getting cold by now, all the apartment lights were off and the only source of light was the TV in front of her and the moon shining from a window near the kitchen. There was a faint chuckle on the phone line.
´´ But you know she's kinda hotâŚÂ´Â´Steph said giggling on the phone.
´´Oh my god Steph don't even start on this, get your lesbian ass off this WANTED woman and get someone, i was starting to think the guy that came to your apartment the other day was your affair´´.
´´Oh god noâ the plumbing guy hahaâ no of course not⌠i'm only for women and women only´´. Steph said while she winked on the phone.
´´Hmmm⌠But you know she's kinda hot i guess´´Melanie said as Steph took a few breaths in and they both burst out laughing, she kinda needed this, Melanie always finds a way to cheer up Steph even in those bad bad days.
´´ I'm telling you⌠if she came out knocking at my door, the door won't be the only thing open for her´´Steph said chuckling as she whispered the last words. Her and Melanie stayed on line for a few minutes more until the clock hitted at 2:30 A.M. They said their respect goodbyes.
´´Its too late now girl, i should get going⌠good night dont let the sicaria fuck you in your sleep or you wont remeber it´´´
´´Haha.. So funny Mel, good night talk to you later´´.
Steph was the first one to hang up, with a faint sighed she put the cold cup of tea on the washer as she thought of washing some leftover plates from yesterday, but quickly washed it off as the tiredness started to hit her up with her yawning. She scratched her tired eyes with her hands as she kept yawning and strolls out of the kitchen ready to walk through the leaving room and go upstairs, but she quickly remembers she left her phone back in the kitchen.
´´UghhâŚÂ´Â´ She groaned as she took a turn to enter the kitchen again, and found her phone on the kitchen counter, she quickly grabbed it. She was on her back facing the entrance of the kitchen. Suddenly a harsh move of an unknown body is present behind her, a strong hand covering her mouth to keep her silent. Steph quickly began to panic. Who are they, she thought? She was facing the front view of the kitchen and the person was behind her, she could feel a strong arm wrapped against her face as they kept her silence, and⌠a chest? Of a woman?.
´´Don't scream, chula´´. A faint whisper came from this woman getting close to Steph's ear as she spoke.
Oh fuck.
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ok guys i never post on here but heres my take on the sturniolo space camp situation if anyone gives a fuck
SORRY THIS IS SO LONG I DONT EXPECT ANYONE TO READ EVERYTHING NO ONE WILL PROB SEE THIS ANYWAY đ ill prob delete this icl its just a lil rant đĽ°đĽ°
and if u disagree with me idc im just expressing my opinions đ read the whole thing so i can justify myself before u start attacking me
before i say anything im not just sticking up for nick just because im a fan of the triplets. like some people are only sticking up for him because they hate to admit that he would ever lie or do anything wrong- and theyâre defending him with no reasoning other than âhe would never đĽşâ like stfu. what im saying is that i donât know for sure whether the âbee betterâ guy is telling the truth, for all i know he might be chatting utter shit. but if he is telling the truth, then im saying that i understand nick lied but its not necessarily a negative thing.
so like first of all i dont see the issue with nick not being the founder of the brand. like yes i understand its âmorally wrongâ to lie and its misinformation but i think we will live⌠it doesnt make any difference to the products or the people who buy them. like ik people say that they only bought it to support nick and they wouldnât have bought it if they knew it was just some random brand, but its not just some ârandom brandâ- they are still supporting nick cos he gets payed for advocating it. by purchasing the products, theyre keeping the brand afloat which means nick will get payed for being the âface of the brandâ and doing a good job at advertising. or in simple terms, even if nick isnt the founder of the entire brand he is still a huge part of the company and is definetly getting a fat bag from all of this. like yall are acting like you wouldnt lie if a company said they would pay you to do so- bffr we would all do what nick did.
and the other main thing is everyone is complaining about the price all of a sudden. like if you are all protesting about how nick has nothing to do with the origin of the brand then surely he also wouldnât be able to control the price? so according to everyone saying the lip balms are not his idea, donât be mad at nick for the ridiculous pricing if he apparently âhad nothing to do with it in the first placeâ. and aside from that, the pricing literally had nothing to do with the fact that he lied about being the founder- it would probably cost the same either way so why are people only getting worked up about the pricing now that he is being âexposedâ? like honestly people are just looking for excuses to say heâs a bad person like what đ
and ik this doesnt have anything to do with spacecamp, but in general these days everyone is saying how the triplets donât put any effort into their content anymore and only do it for the money. i think you are forgetting that youtube is their full time paying job. doing youtube as a hobby and doing it as a career are completely different- and most people find that when they pursue their hobbies as a career choice they start to enjoy it less since they feel under pressure to perform a certain way (and donât come at me for saying that because im âbabyingâ the triplets, piss off).
put it this way, people that have high paying jobs that sit in an office all day donât do that type of work for their enjoyment- they only work in that environment because they want to receive a larger income instead of having an enjoyable job with a poor wage. this is exactly the same as the tripletsâ situation, i doubt very much that they actually do youtube for their personal enjoyment. at the end of the day they have to pay the bills and youtube is their only job- its not always going to be fun like it used to be (both for them and for us watching).
and for all of you thinking âwell they shouldnt be youtubers if they cant entertain peopleâ you have to understand that getting a different job takes time. like the whole process of finding a career, interviewing etc. and as well as that, they are probably terrified to even consider looking for another career because of their batshit crazy fans (including me đ). like can we just cut them some slack and let them get on with their job đ. and at the end of the day they cant just stop being youtubers, they will never be able to live their lives as regular people now that they have created their platform- i doubt they will ever do anything else bc of the fear of being recognised in public whilst they are doing a more ânormalâ job.
and for the love of god this is NOT me saying that the triplets are gonna quit youtube. like i said, its their full time job. im just giving my opinion on people saying they are only doing it for the money- and quite honestly they are, but is that really such a bad thing? like im sorry but they arenât just posting for our entertainment, they need money one way or another.
also is anyone else excited for the stream later like i hope nick will say something about all this and not just stay quiet until it all blows over
i think thats all i was gonna say i cant remember but if theres more then i will say đđđ sorry i waffle alot
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Ghostface ranking please n thank you
OH MY GOD YES YES YES I LOVE RANKING ALL THE GHOSTIES
My ranking of all 15 Ghostfaces so far (yes.... I'm including Jason and Greg because if I don't, SOMEBODY'S gonna bitch about it I know--)
SPOILERS AHEAD FOR ALL 6 SCREAM FILMS
Rankings under the cut
Stu Macher (Scream)
The BEST Ghostface to ever Ghostface. A BIT underrated just because people will sometimes give Billy more credit. But like- hot man. Has no actual motive for killing, Billy was like "Hey, dude, let's kill people" and he literally needed nothing more. Thought up of some of the key parts of their plan, definitely gutted Casey and Steve, probably put Kenny on the van by himself (Billy wasn't around, so-) . Definitely top 3 or 4 strongest Ghosties to date. And the humor-- okay, I could go ON AND ON about Stu, but I'll stop here. Matthew Lillard really took the character from boring in the script to one of the only parts of the original film me and my mother (who's TERRIFIED of horror films and would rather forget them) remembered from our first watch when I was 13. (She said she'll never forget his laugh and that she hates him. ... She then got me a t-shirt of him not 3 weeks later for Christmas. Sorry, Mom-) Great job, man! Stu stole my heart, LOTS of my money, and a large part of my brain, so it's safe to say he'll always be my fave and an icon in my eyes. (Literally wearing my Stu shirt as I type this, what a fun coincidence LOL-)
2. Charlie Walker (Scream 4)
I said what I said. People either adore Charlie or despise him, and I love him DEARLY. Yes, he's very attractive, but on top of that, he racks up one of the highest kill counts by a single Ghostface alone in the entire franchise, beaten only by Roman, I believe. From Olivia Morris, which was obviously his kill, to tossing Rebecca Walters off a building, to Jenny and Marnie... definitely Robbie... Kirby... Kate Roberts... man just went crazy with the kills, and I respect it. He had loyalty, some great lines, a HILARIOUS deleted scene ( ), and he kept cool under pressure, never revealing himself until absolutely necessary. Do I relate to him? Yep. Is that bad? Probably, but I love him anyways.
3. Jill Roberts (Scream 4)
Another maybe controversial ranking, but I love Jill! I think her motive is fantastic, the way that she uses Charlie to get what she wants, and as someone who has acted innocent in situations where I'm definitely not, her acting is spot on. I never thought about it being her until her reveal, and it's still one of my favorites of all time. She is also, I believe, the Ghostface who got closest to the goal of killing Sidney and getting away with it, so congrats, girl! You had the whole world fooled till the hospital! She's a great take on what I think is the modern version of Billy Loomis, and she nailed the innocent act, truly. Did she kill anyone? Probably, but I can't think of anyone who I know is 100% a Jill Kill. Either way, good for her for not getting her hands dirty, or FOR getting her hands dirty! Impressive no matter what in my mind.
4. Billy Loomis (Scream)
Dont worry, Billy fans, he's still in my top 5! The only reason he's not my third is because I think he's just a BIT overrated. If the movies weren't constantly making him seem like he was the only killer and completely alienating Stu (I think there's a reason for that, but I won't explain that here), then I'd put him above Jill. I know that's a weird reason, but it's my reason. Billy is a fantastic manipulator who knew how to get exactly what he wanted from Sid, and also was a repressed drama queen, which I relate to a lot. While Stu was openly crazy, Billy hid behind the stone cold semi-facade. I don't think Billy would ever have gotten as crazy as Stu did, but he definitely showed the drama in several ways that make me smile and laugh every time. Falling down a flight of stairs? Fucking up Stu's couch cushions? Comedy gold every time. I give Billy credit for stabbing Casey, killing Himbry, and killing Tatum. I think the rest were Stu's because of the gutting and where Billy was at the time. I also think he killed Maureen, so a nice 4ish kills for him! Anyways, top tier Ghostie, another one I'll always respect respect and love.
5. Amber Freeman (Scream 5)
I'm gonna be honest, I hated her when I first watched Scream 5. Hated Richie too, but he's still terrible. Fuck him. I thought Amber was a trashy, third rate version of Stu that was extremely fake and her turn from cold to goofy seemed extremely forced. Then I took a deep dive and figured out why. (If you want a full explanation, let me know, I'm trying to stay short here.) So I believe that Richie is this movie's Stu and Amber is the movie's Billy. From her plans, her using the house, just her very cold, calm demeanor in the beginning, she just gives Billie energy, while Richie is just... well, he's the Netflix guy. He makes jokes left and right. But Amber, I think she was trying to be the Stu while Richie was trying to be the Billy. Everyone forgets that Stu was a boyfriend too, (Billy's) Tatum's boyfriend. Amber was supposed to be Tara's girlfriend in the original script. So now, I see her third act as more of her desperate attempt to look like her idol instead of sticking with the persona that served her well for the rest of the film. That really made me appreciate her more, and made her feel even underutilized, as did the Macher house. (I LOVE THAT HOUSE. I LOVE IT. Well, the actual actual house, not the Scream 5 version.) So yeah. Amber was a cold blooded killer trying to be just like the Macher before her, even if that wasn't the part she was meant to play in her movie. Taking credit for Dewey's kill? Absolutely. She was in the cult and she just wanted to piss Gale off by saying she did it. Fantastic lines, wonderful creep factor! Her death- *chef's kiss* Lovely homage to Sidney shooting Billy. And that's my top 5!
6. Quinn Bailey (Scream 6)
The only member of that damn family who did a good job killing. Richie included. Funny? Check. Didn't see her coming? Check. Ruthless? Double check. I don't think she did Gale's attack either, I think that just like Amber, she took the blame for someone else's work just to keep them hidden. Besides that, she was a good character, someone you thought was long gone until she wasn't. Bonus points for her saying Stu was her fave and definitely being the one to stab Mindy on the subway. Maybe not the greatest Ghostie ever, certainly low on kills, but I enjoy watching her a lot.
7. Nancy Loomis, aka "Debbie Salt" (Scream 2)
Another hidden killer who deserved more screen time after her reveal, and more backstory. I love her motive of "good, old-fashioned revenge", and I can see her killing Randy out of rage. Killing Mickey? Nice way to keep things in her favor! Debbie Salt was eh. Don't remember her much tbh- I would've liked to see Nancy more as herself, she just had great potential. Did she take some kills? Absolutely. Got her hands dirty to honor her son. But that's what I don't like. She leaves Hank, then suddenly after Billy dies, she's like the best mother ever?? Killing for the son SHE left?? Her leaving is the reason Scream happened, paired with Maureen and Hank's infidelity-- that's why she's a solid 7 in my book, and the best of the worst. Only goes downhill from here, folks.
8. Mickey Altieri (Scream 2)
GREAT in the Act 3. Other than that? Um... he was okay, I guess? He had some funny lines, but where I really like him is in the possibility possibility of what he's done. He definitely killed for Nancy, he was insane and just wanted people to see him that way. He DID talk to Matthew Lillard in the background of the sorority party... Mickey and Stu working together?? His Act 3 was good, he showed he could be a good Ghostface, scared Sidney, killed Derek... but that's where this ranking and my positive comments about him stop.
9. Wayne Bailey (Scream 6)
Classic parent who wants revenge, angry, pulls it off decently. He has some good moments, funny, a definite suspect, and nowhere near as good a cop as Dewey. Points for trapping the Core 4 (minus Mindy) and Kirby in the second coolest location in the franchise, but that's where my positivity stops. Sam killed him easy, he was a shit parent until Richie died I bet. Did he get his kids to murder? Oh yeah, I think he's the one who made this whole plan up with Quinn and Ethan's help. He doesn't really stand out. Did he kill?? Even wear the fucking mask?? I honestly don't think so. I would put him lower, but compared to the next three... yeah, he's fine at 9.
10. Richie Kirsch (Scream 5)
WHYYYY. WHY. The only goof thing I can say is that like 5 of his lines made me laugh, and he also hates Stab 8. Me too, dude, that looks BAD. Motive? Pretty good, solid movie motive, getting with Sam to get the job done. Ruthless? Yeah. But he's sloppy. He's a Stu without the magic, just trying to make a movie. Him dating Amber?? *vomits* KILL ME NOW. He was 100% manipulated by her, I know he was. A sad attempt of Billy Loomis that leaned more towards Stu, and his cheesy shit throughout the film made his "true colors" seem kinda dull and not very scary. I don't like him. I don't.
11. Ethan Landry [Bailey] (Scream 6)
Like father, like sons!- all in my least favorite 5 of legitimate Ghostfaces. How much screen time did he have?? Not enough. Innocent guy, "I was in Econ!" to "HAHAHA I'M INSANE NOW!!"? I hate it. His transition was too forced, he was bland and stupid, his attempts at faking his knowledge about everything were embarrassing and made him look worse as a character. The easiest Ghostface to spot. I don't know, I mean I get people like him because he's insane and attractive, but I don't. Sorry to all of you who love this guy and his family. His best scene? When Tara stabbed him in the mouth. You go, queen!!
13. Roman Bridger (Scream 3)
Fuck. FUCK. I hate him, I hate this movie, I hate it all. His motive is pretty solid, I actually like it a lot... but he was stuck up, whiney, and underutilized. Like Ethan, low screen time, unbelievable shift from loser to villain- did he even share a scene with Sid?? Talk to her?? And this makes Billy and Stu look like lackeys. I HATE IT. I would've much rather had the Stu leading a Ghostface cult film, but I know why they went this route instead, and I respect that. Like Ethan, the best part about him, and of this movie, is his death. Dewey missing his head like 5ish times before finally hearing Sid and going for the head Thor in Endgame style?? Comedy. GOLD. I love Dewey Riley. But yeah, I just don't like Roman at all. His strengths are his motive, his INSANE kill count (I think he had an accomplice.), and his physical strength. Besides those? Useless. Sorry, Roman die-hards.
14. Jason Carvey (Scream 6)
Not bad for a Ghostface killed in the first 15 minutes. He had the makings of a good killer, definitely in the cult, but his time was just extremely short. Nothing much to say about him, but his only kill was a fantastic start to the film. I would put him higher, because I think he WAS a good Ghostface, but... 10 minutes or less of screen time? Sorry dude, don't know you well enough.
15. Greg (Scream 6)
Who?? Saw him a fridge. That's it. What's his last name, I don't remember- No screen time, not even alive on screen. Nothing more to say. He was probably pretty good though, if he was anything like Jason.
And there's my ranking of all 15 Ghostfaces!! If you want to add your own, feel free to below! If you wanna comment on mine, please be respectful, but I'd like to know why you don't like characters I do, or like ones I don't. If your faves are my faves, share!! I love finding new Scream buddies!! And thanks for listening if you made it this far, that was LONG.
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