#you had me in the first half anon

[justanechoflower]

*Chugs a six pack.*

“Why are you looking at me like I’m drunk? It was just ginger ale.”

[wormchaser]

you are complaining about complaining too much while complaining about the fact that maybe people dont like you because you complain too much while complaining about being alone. just stop complaining and do something about it. talk to people. reach out. dont just wait for someone to come to you first.

i have tried reaching out to different people in the past year or so but it never works. i understand its my own fault for letting relationships decay because of my own insecurities and issues but that doesn't mean i can just will myself to think or believe different things about myself. it's a self fulfilling prophecy ; i think people don't like me so i don't reach out so people don't like me etc . i am sure you do not want to hear me list all the things i want to say in response so i will put them in the tags.

[naivegh0ul]

Can you do rimming between Reader and BC!Simon, where reader is rimming simon and simon farts in her mouth. but the fart was actually a shart and it was so hot and the shart actually impregnated the reader with little shart babies. i need the babies to be brown and wiggly and then they have a shart house and a shart car that bc!simon made!!

tyy!

[sluttywonwoo]

10/10 my favourite place on a man is those v-lines on their hips. I call em 'cum gutters'

you call them WHAT

[kabukiaku]

I demand free art from you at any given time, of any thing that inspires you to create and want to post at your time and your time only when you feel like it! I will not take no for an answer!!

now that, we can both agree upon, anon. ;)

[uncaught-coolfish]

thank fuck I didn’t end up in the “willingly accepts the copaganda of rwby because the fake catgirl told me to do it” club because each and every time some new person tries to stand up and preach to the world “the writers writing an organization of in universe minorities, led by a fridged desi woman, with members including an indigenous girl, two middle eastern-coded twins, and a jewish named ex slave with the initials of a german named company branded into his eye, thats ackshully ☝️🤓 just an evil bunch of reverse-racist TERRORIST ABUSERS who are ON THE LEVEL OF if not WORSE the racists OPPRESSING AND ENSLAVING THEM…… is actually good and subversive writing” I want to throw a cinder block at something I am so serious

[oifaaa]

Damian is just a little guy! a poor little meow meow! someone give him a hug!

Damian has literally never done anything wrong in his whole damn life he's such an innocent wee angel there's a reason he is much beloved member of batfamily who could hate such a small child

[schoenht]

Happy new year

HAPPY NEW YEAR !! <- just got on tumblr after forever.

[batsplat]

qatar 2007 catalunya 2007 laguna 2008 prop on the latest paddock pass ep.... everyone picking casey/vale races as their 800cc picks iktr

[jeonstudios]

what if the reason Jungkook never told OC how pretty or gorgeous she is, IS because, in his eyes OC isn't pretty? …………..oc and yoongi all the way

[a-ferins-fire]

Happy Father’s Day to every father out there - not you, mate, you’re not a father - and I wish everyone a lovely day!

*He sighs.* Every person who's messaged me is here to mock me.

[itlivesproject]

Dan, Tom and Abel are THE standard (or my standard I guess)

Someone has a thing for sweet nerds, it seems...

[rosicheeks]

🌸🦖🌿?

-🌸

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

I feel like it had to be something about my personality. Personality compliments are always top tier for me and then singing compliments are probably next 🩷

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

Dinosaurs???? I’m sorry I’m awful lol

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

Right now I don’t think I have a *favorite* outfit. My go to outfit when I want to look cute is usually a skirt and a top that is either a crop top or I crop myself 😂

[of-mutts-and-men]

Honestly same, i have been mid-stroke when people text me or call me and im strained and dripling pre. If i had you with me I'd let you run that pretty mouth until you were sore in the throat

I-- ahdhshsj.

[coquelicoq]

moi j'ai même pas l'option de prendre des mauvaises décisions météorologiques wesh, on est en alerte rouge cycloniques, donc interdiction de quitter le domicile. du coup tu devrais nous accompagner dans notre confinement je trouve! même sans obligation externe, décide tout seul comme un grand d'être prudent et de rester chez toi, yayyy?

alerte rouge cyclonique, c'est très inquiétante ! j'espère que tu et les tiens restez sains et saufs dedans et que les cyclones ne se matérialisent jamais !!

ici c'est pas si mauvais mais j'aurais dû t'écouter tout de même, parce que j'ai fini par rebrousser chemin quand mon amie n'a pas pu me rencontrer à cause de la congélation des serrures de ses portières...et au bout du compte il m'a fallu une heure et demi pour rentrer parce que j'étais déjà en route quand elle me l'a dit 😂 et j'ai dû aller tout le long du chemin jusqu'au centre-ville pour changer de bus ! et puis il y avait des détours bien sûr !! finalement je suis chez moi, au chaud, et je laisse tomber. d'accord, j'ai compris la leçon 😩 plus d'aventure pour moi, j'en ai ras le bol, merci !

[helianskies]

Turkport and Portvene?

ooh okay anon.. have a placating cookie... 🍪

somehow more chewable than turkspa. there is something a bit more mature about them almost, similar as they are. but yes, so, love love love turkport. they have the capability to be so soft and gentle, so passionate and wild, so fiery and cruel. i love the angst. i love the fluff. they're versatile, you know? endless possibilities. i want them to be together and end each other - to fly so high and to then come crashing down, hand in hand <3

i kept umming and ahing with this one. part of me sees some potential in it, though i don't know if i see them as romantic partners as such. but at the same time, it's not... really my cup of tea? i've written it before from a request but it was quite a challenge. i think their dynamic as i see it does not make them too compatible...

[ ship bingo game here! ]